(11/28/16) Civil War Dec 17, 2020 1:24:18 GMT -5
Post by Action Reel on Dec 17, 2020 1:24:18 GMT -5
Madison Square Garden is filled with over 18,000 fans ready for what could be the biggest PPV of UCI this year. The greatest grudge main event in the history of this company so far has already lead numbers to break records for UCI not to mention the Civil War match itself. The cameras zoom around the entire audience until switching to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia behind the commentary table ready to call the action tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to UCI Presents: Civil War! We are live at the famous Madison Square Garden Arena here in New York City, New York! I’m Jimmy Garcia and alongside me is my commentary partner in crime, Gravedigger!
Gravedigger: Aye, tonight gon’ be lit. We got Rising Stars Title on the line, Television Title, Civil War, and the main event I’m bettin tonight on. Andre Holmes defend the World Title against my girl, Celeste Mallory!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s right. Three weeks of pure torture, families being insulted and threatened. Everything will come down to this. The Civil War Match to determine who is really in power. Spencer Adams or Jayson Price. We got even the arrival of Price recorded too.
Outside Madison Square Garden in New York City, a long stretch limo arrives amidst a noisy bunch of fans and reporters, all there to catch sight of UCI superstars. As the limo pulls to a stop in front of an obnoxiously long red carpet, out steps the well dressed leader of UCI, Jayson Price. The sea of bodies roars to life as the general is followed by his gang of misfits, all in tow in a way that resembles a chain gang.
Reporter #1: Mr. Price! How are you guys feeling about your odds of winning this?
Price ignores this first reporter as he and his mini army continue onward.
Reporter #2: Do you feel you’ve assembled a team that can work on the same page?
The general manager continues to carry on with his silence.
Reporter #3: Any thoughts on Spencer Adams’ involvement in the first ever Civil War match?
Price stops dead in his tracks as this question seems to strike a nerve. He gets nearly nose to nose with the reporter, pushing a dragon-like breath from his flaring nostrils.
Jayson Price: Tonight, I end Spencer Adams and shut down every god damn attempt at rebellion. I’m the boss, dammit! These people might not respect me now, but they will learn to obey even if I have to command these four to beat it out of their barely breathing bodies!
The reporter goes quiet as Price lets off a bit of a devilish grin while reaching for the handle of one of the arena’s entrance doors. The scene fades as Price and company enter the building, letting the door swing shut behind them.
Gravedigger: Don’t know what he has up his sleeve but let’s get this PPV started!
UCI Rising Stars Championship
Sebastian Reid © vs Abigail Lindsay vs David Smith vs Bolas de Arena vs Ed Hayakawa vs Jamo
All the other competitors are already in the ring as..
Taylor Lorde: This contest is scheduled for one fall is for the UCI Rising Stars Championship! Currently on his way to the ring, the reigning Rising Stars, Champion... Showtime Sebastian Reid!
Gravedigger: Why is everyone else already in the ring anyways?
Jimmy Garcia: They entered while we were bantering obviously.
Gravedigger: But this a pay per view. That just seems super lazy to me. I mean it's almost like someone doesn't have any pride in their work or something. Kind of like you, Jimmy!
Jimmy Garcia: Why are you always picking on me?
Gravedigger: You're an easy target. Which as anyone knows is the key to a match like this. Whether it's Ed Hayabusa, Abigail Lindsay, David Smith, That Jackass guy, Jamo or the defending champion, Sebastion Reid, the key is to find the weak link, isolate them, and score yourself a victory.
Jimmy Garcia: That sounds like a good strategy. But you got two of the names of the people in the match wrong! Ed Hayakawa and Bolas De Arana were the names you were looking for.
Gravedigger: Oh whatever. There's the opening bell, let's see how this shakes out.
As the opening bell sounds everyone exchanges blows in the middle of the ring. David Smith squares off with Abigail Lindsay and the powerful newcomer rocks her with a series of stiff lefts before clotheslining her over the top rope! David follows her out the floor and hip tosses her down on the concrete!
Jimmy Garcia: The Smither using the punching power he obviously crafted working in the forge to take it out on Abigail Lindsay. He's clearly looking for revenge after last week's match up.
Gravedigger: Are you ever talking out your ass Jimmy. Shut up before you embarrass yourself.
Jamo meanwhile has tackled Ed Hayakawa in the corner and is slamming his head against the bottom turnbuckle again and again. He tires of that and begins to bite his foe. Sebastian Reid dropkicks Jamo in the back of the head knocking him from the ring! Only to get rolled up from behind by Bolas!
barely a kick out!
Gravedigger: Thank god he didn't win it!
Jimmy Garcia: What do you have against Bolas anyways?
Gravedigger: Wrestling shouldn't be that much fun!
Referee Dirk Diggler looks relieved the match has finally got under control as it is down to two men. Sebastion blasts Arana with a hard forearm, then a second one before shooting Bolas off of the ropes but the Jackass comes back with a cross body!
David Smith leaps over the top rope with a double stomp to break the pin up! Then he tosses Bolas through the ropes. He turns to Sebastion and applies a full nelson!
Gravedigger: Wait.. why is the referee allowing this?
Jimmy Garcia: Apparently this match is taking place under lucha libre rules. Which means if anyone tags in or gets tossed from the ring another man is allowed to take their place.
Gravedigger: That's a disgrace. The referee is just too lazy to do his job. Just like a Mexican.
Jimmy Garcia: How did I get stuck with you?
Referee Diggler checks on Reid who refuses to give up. Instead he executes a standing switch and full nelson suplexes down David! He bridges for the pin.
kick out from Smith!
David throws a wild clothesline but Sebastion ducks and boots him in the gut then drops him with a swift DDT! Sebastion climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a elbow drop onto Smith! He hooks the leg but..
Sebastion looks at the referee questioningly and he makes the tag motion with his hand. Just then Abigail Lindsay blasts Reid with a shining wizard! Serenity snap suplexes Reid then kips up waiting for Sebastion to get up and blasts him with a superkick!
Gravedigger: See.. this I like! Abigail Lindsay is smart, talented. She's someone going places.
Abigail shoots Reid off the ropes and launches him in the air and through the ropes with a one legged monkey flip! This allows a new wrestler to enter the ring.. Ed Hayakawa who is promptly headbutted from behind and tossed out by Jamo! Abigail doesn't hestiate and quickly charges Jamo who nails her with a sit out spinebuster! Jamo drags her back to her feet and plants her with the buckle bomb in the corner! Jamo drags Lindsay to the middle and makes the cover.
broken up by Ed Hayakawa who seemingly has had enough and slams the heads of both his competitors together then goes back and forth between the two of them executing stomps to both! He shoots Abigail off of the ropes and clotheslines her down! Then shoots Jamo off the ropes and knocks him down with a back elbow!
Jimmy Garcia: Ed Hayakawa has had enough of the punishment he's been taking this match and is dishing some out in return!
Ed goes for a big splash on Jamo but he's tripped up by Bolas De Arana who drags him out and enters the ring before rolling Abigial out as well. But this allows Jamo to bulldog him down from behind and execute a blatant choke!
Gravedigger: The hardcore icon with a move right up his alley. And in a match like this you can't be disqualified so he can choke away to his heart's content.
Or at least he could have if Sebastion Reid didn't come in from behind and apply a sleeper hold! Jamo powers him back to the corner though crushing him against the buckle. He then decides to capitalize with a german suplex.. then another german suplex.. then a third german suplex is countered by a spear from David Smith! He looks around and hits an ax bomber on Abigial Lindsay who has trying to get involved. David grabs Jamo and lifts him up for his powerbomb variant... The Falling Hammer! He makes the cover.
foot placed on the ropes by Ed Hayakawa!
Ed enters the ring.. and gets tripped up by Bolas right into a knee to the skull by David Smith Bolas Da Arana and David Smith look at each other.. then nod.. David press slams up Ed into a missile dropkick from Bolas! Sabastian Reid tries to get involved but he is mowed down by a double clothesline from the duo!
Gravedigger: What the? Why are those two blockheads teaming up?
Jimmy Garcia: I think it's smart. Take out some of the competition and fight it out among each other!
Abigial Lindsay looks like she's going to get in the ring.. then thinks better of it. David Smith lifts up Ed onto his shoulders as Bolas goes to the top rope and comes off with a hurricarana! He makes the cover
David immediately pulls him off then makes the cover himself.
Bolas pulls David off this time. The two men agrue over who should get the pin. But this allows Jamo to lay them both out with the Insanity Spear! He covers Smith!
No! Abigail Lindsay broke the pin up just in the nick of time! She headbutts Jamo in the midsection then snap DDTS him down! She looks around.. seeing no one up and lifts Jamo for the F5! She connects with it!
Sebastion Reid entered the ring and wheelbarrow suplexed David Smith on top of Lindsay to break up the pin! He then utosses Smith into Bolas who has just getting up knocking both men out of the ring!Sebastion tosses Abigail Lindsay through the ropes on top of Smith and Bolas who were just getting up. Ed Hayakawa however catches him from behind with a running roundhouse kick! Sebastion gets up and Ed goes for a belly to belly but it's blocked.. and then reversed into a belly to belly of his own! Ed rolls out of the ring with the others and Sebastion leaps over the top rope with a plancha taking everyone out!
Jimmy Garcia: Great high risk move from the champion! It looks like he's poised to successfully defend his championship here!
Sebastion rolls David back into the ring and lifts him up for The Box Office Bomb! He doesn't make a cover though. Instead he applies.. The Matinee! The sharpshooter is locked in.. but so is the hand to mouth! Bolas Da Arana has locked in his submission hold from behind on the champion! Jamo sneaks in and locks in the insanity choke!
Jimmy Garcia: How can anyone win this match now? It doesn't matter who taps out!
Gravedigger: Yeah but a draw goes to the champ.. and that means Bolas doesn't win so I'm good with that!
Ed Hayabusa not wanting to be left out sneaks in with a sleeperhold! This allows the sinister Abigail Lindsday to sneak up behind him and..
Jimmy Garcia: That can't be legal!
Gravedigger: Why not?
Jimmy Garcia: That was a direct.. blatant kick to the balls!
Gravedigger: You do what you gotta do to win Jimmy.
Hayakawa and the chain of wrestlers applying submission holds collapses! Lindsay quickly takes advantage nailing the East of Eden on Ed! She makes a cover!
David Smith, Sebastion Reid, Bolas Da Arana, and Jamo all dogpile on to break up the pin... just a fraction of a second too late!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the match, and NEW UCI Rising Stars Champion, Abigail Lindsay!
Gravedigger: Abigail Lindsay remains undefeated and captures what I'm sure is going to be the first of many championships in the UCI.
Jimmy Garcia: But just barely.. that pinfall was almost broken up and I'm sure if any of those guys get a re match they could easily be the champion next time.
Michael Whin vs Bad News Brawler
We return to the action with Bad News Brawler already in the ring.
A loud booming voice is heard over the speakers
Make It A Win!
Live to Win blares as Michal Whin makes his way onto the stage. He holds up 3 fingers making a 'W', a huge grin plastered on his face.
He takes a run down the ramp and slides into the ring, leaping onto the turnbuckle, extending his arms out closing his eyes and taking it all in.
Gravedigger: Michal Whin, a man who consistently does the opposite of what his name would suggest, looks for the first victory of his career in this one on one matchup against a man I feel is one of the most underrated competitors of this era, the Bad News Brawler!
Jimmy Garcia: Neither one of these men has managed to pick up a win since the ink dried on their contracts -- but one way or another, tonight, a losing streak will be broken. Here's the bell, and they start with a classic collar and elbow tie-up. These two men are almost evenly matched, with the slight advantage going to Whin.
Gravedigger: And the Brawler realizes that -- he breaks away and coldcocks Whin with a vicious forearm!
Jimmy Garcia: Whin sagging against the ropes now, but not for long! Brawler with an Irish whip! Rebound -- Brawler with the clothesline -- DENIED! Whin ducks and slips behind Bad News and locks both arms around his waist. The Gentleman Monster lifts -- but Brawler shifts his weight.. trying to unlace Whin's fingers now...
Gravedigger: He does! It's Bad News for Michal Whin as the Brawler reverses him into a bearhug... SUPLEX! Is he going for the pin...? NO! Brawler with a series of mounted punches! He promised us a war -- and a war is what we've got! Brawler is showing no mercy to Michal Whin!
Jimmy Garcia: And the ref finally backs News off, giving Whin a little room to recover. But not much! Brawler on the offensive again, backing Whin into the corner with a flurry of forearms. Firmly in control, Bad News Brawler hefts his opponent onto the top rope and climbs up after him. He locks in that facelock... wait, no he doesn't! Whin fights out of it and shoves Brawler back to the canvas!
Gravedigger: Whin has the high ground, but he's not an aerial performer. This is pure desperation here -- he wants to end this fast, because if Bad News gets a second wind, there is no way Whin doesn't lose. There he goes -- and caught in midair! Brawler uses Whin's momentum to slam him to the mat. And finally, a cover!
ONE . . .
TWO . .
Jimmy Garcia: Whin kicks out! He's not done yet! The Gentleman Monster back to his feet and after Brawler with a vengeance! Bad News rallies back and sends Whin to the mat with a powerful shove. He turns his back, lifting his arms as the audience cheers -- and turns around again just in time to eat a Superkick from Michal Whin!
Gravedigger: Whin drops down for the cover, but the Brawler shoves him off right away. A frustrated Whin slaps the mat as he climbs back to a vertical base, but the Bad News Brawler is giving him zero time to recover! He crashes right into Whin with a crossbody out of nowhere! Brawler isn't making the same mistake twice. He pulls Whin up by the hair and nails him with another foream smash to the face! Bad News turns his back to Whin... looks like he's setting up for... HE IS! STUNNER! MICHAL WHIN GETS NAILED WITH A VICIOUS STUNNER!
Jimmy Garcia: Here's the pin!
ONE . . .
TWO . . .
THREE ! ! !
Gravedigger: Bad News Brawler finally achieves his first victory here in UCI!
Celeste Mallory Segment
The beautiful Celeste Mallory dressed in her red ring gear stands in front of the mirror admiring herself, she had just finished her stretches when her mother, Mary Beth Mallory aka Typhoid Mary in black leather pants, boots and a matching halter top walks behind her daughter and starts to brush her hair….
Mary: “In just a few minutes child you will go to war with Andre Holmes. This is your opportunity to defend our family name, to show them exactly why you are their next World Champion. He desecrated our name; he thinks you’re a failure, nothing more than a little girl that doesn’t belong here. Is that true child?”
Celeste: “No mother.”
Mary: “They believe the Killing Floor match is indicative of who you are, is that true child?”
Celeste: “No mother.”
Mary: “He thinks he’s in control, never once believing that his interests were at risk. Tell me something child is he in control?”
Celeste: “No mother.”
She slowly brushes the long chocolate hair of her daughter, Celeste, the Pretty Little Devil who in just a few moments will wrestle in the hardest and most important match of her young career, most people don’t even get a shot at the World Title so soon but for Celeste this is a different story over all. Mary sees her daughters face in the reflection of the mirror….
Mary: “He feels defamed and yet he defecates on your accomplishments, your title reign as Rising Star Champion NEVER defeated. Does that hurt you my child?”
Celeste: “No mother.”
Mary: “Did it feel good watching him squirm when you had his family at the palm of your hands?”
Celeste: “Yes mother.”
Mary: “So tell me child, what are you going to do tonight to Mr. Holmes?”
Celeste slowly stands up and turns to Mary Beth, the two almost face to face though the taller Mary looks down at her daughter….
Celeste: “I’m going to bring him to his knees.”
Mary: “Show him mercy?”
Celeste: “No mother.”
Celeste: “No mother.”
Mary: “Then what my child?”
The young Mallory smiles and places her index fingers on her plump lips….
Mary: Yes my child? You can hear it?”
Celeste: “Yes mother, I can…..”
Celeste looks down at her taped right hand, her long red sharpened finger nail s slowly dig into her palm…..
Celeste: “….The Stir of Echoes.”
Mary smiles, turning Celeste around to look back at the mirror….
Mary: “And when you return later, you will be the UCI World Champion.”
Celeste: “Yes mother and then they will all know especially Andre Holmes…The Devil’s in the Pretty.”
Mary kisses Celeste on the forehead just as she grabs her jacket and Celeste starts to make her way out with a smile on her face….
Ready to become the UCI World Champion.
UCI Television Championship
Kuno Kenji © vs Teddy Sol
The camera pans down from the rafters, taking in a panoramic view of the arena as the bell rings.
Jimmy Garcia: That's the bell signalling the next match we have folks, and it's a good one!
Gravedigger: We literally never do that, why are we doing it for this match?
Jimmy Garcia: I don't know, ask the guys in the back.
The Crowd explodes as the twanging bass riff of “Shining Star” by Earth, wind and fire, cuts through the stadium. All eyes converge on the entrance ramp as spotlights swirl through the audience.
Finally, with a burst of pyro and a screaming trumpet blast, Teddy Sol flies through the curtain, hands in the air! With a deep bow and a flourish, he begins making his way to the ring. He then stops, and blows a horn of bone. Summoning a unicorn! (It's a horse, with an ice cream cone attached to its head) he mounts the horse and rides it the short way down the ramp. While he is going along, he leans over to high five the front row, posing with a few lucky fans for photos as he does so. The crowd offers appreciative applauds and chants as he jumps over the ropes from the horse's/unicorn's saddle.
He turns towards the turnbuckle and hops to the top, raising his hands before backflipping into the ring! He runs across to the opposite and backflips onto his feet once again! Finally he turns towards his corner and gives a thumbs up to the front row as he awaits the opening bell.
Jimmy Garcia: It's getting rather funky in here!
Gravedigger: Sorry, I ate tacos.
Jimmy Garcia: I didn't mean.... Never mind, Teddy Sol is here! He looks ready for his big opportunity today.
Gravedigger: Nice of him to show up. I
Gravedigger's rant is cut off by the delightful Swedish manga tune of “Caramelldansen”, quickly followed by enough cosplaying manga girls with cat and bunny ears to line the ramp on both sides. They are skipping and have their hands up to their heads, pretending they are bunny ears and line up, swaying their hips in time with the music as brightly coloured lights fill the arena. They stop after a couple of verses and jump up and down like cheerleaders.
Within seconds though, A loud, high-pitched "Nyaaaa!~" echoes over the PA system, causing the women and children, (and a few very weird adult men), to squeal in delight. As well as causing the honour guard of manga girls to shriek and start swaying their hips again, some jumping up and down in delight.
Tokameki Poporon starts playing as soft lights in baby blue, white and pink illuminate the entire arena, matching the colors on Kuno's tights as he walks out from backstage, drawing another huge pop from the crowd, his black cat ears perking up at the roar.
Not quite anticipating such an overwhelming reaction, Kuno hides his blushing face in his hands, drawing several "Aww"s from the audience and causing the girls on the ramp to squeak in joy at seeing their hero. He looks at them and blushes again, trying to hide his smile.
As the vocals of the song kick in Kuno manages to forget about how terrifying he finds the crowd as he skips down to the ring, head moving from side to side in sync with the music as he sings along.
Upon reaching the ring, Kuno jumps onto the apron and looks around before slingshotting into the ring and doing a cartwheel when he lands, rolling around into a cat-like stretch, letting out a soft "Nya~", drawing a second exclamation of "Aww" from the crowd before he makes his way to his own corner.
Jimmy Garcia: This is a big one folks, Kuno came to the ring in style!
Gravedigger: What were those girls?
Jimmy Garcia: Cosplayers I believe.
The two contestants stand in their relative corners, the title is handed to the referee who holds it aloft.
Taylor Lorde: The following contest, scheduled for one fall is for the UCI TV Championship! Introducing first, the challenger.
The crowd go mental. Shrieks can be heard from the upper bowl, panties are thrown in the ring as well as more than one pair of men's boxers.
Taylor Lorde: Weighing in at 186 pounds, he's from the great city of Houston, Texas. Here is Mr Sunshine, Teddy Soolllllllllll!
More panties, a couple of jockstraps and some ridiculously sized bloomers hit the ring as the crowd go more mental than a Justin Bieber concert.
Taylor Lorde: And the champion.
There are more shrieks, mainly coming from the huge score of manga cosplayers on the ramp and more than a few sailor moons that were scattered around the arena, including a whole front row of people dressed like Dragon Ball Z characters.
Taylor Lorde: Weighing in at 107 pounds, from Senpai's apartment, here is the Kawaii house cat, Kunnnooooo Kanji!
Kanji smiles sheepishly and bites his lip as he looks around the arena to see the people cheering. The ref starts clearing out the underwear in the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Do you think the crowd actually brought that underwear with them specifically to throw at Teddy tonight?
Gravedigger: Either that or we have half the arena now going commando and getting tickets for indecent exposure.
DING DING DING
Jimmy Garcia: And it begins! The great battle of our time!
Jimmy Garcia: I was watching Lord of the Rings
The two competitors shake each other's hands before they circle each other and begin with a collar and elbow tie up. Teddy Sol forcing the smaller opponent into the corner. He let's go as the referee counts to 3.
Jimmy Garcia: Teddy Sol using his height and weight advantage there, it's odd seeing him in the position of being the powerhouse of the match.
Gravedigger: It's like a Hobbit vs a midget!
Jimmy Garcia: Hah! You just mentioned hobbit, you do watch Lord of the Rings!
Gravedigger: What? Don't be stupid you massive nerd.
Another collar and elbow tie up in the middle of the ring. Teddy Sol transitions this to a headlock and is then pushed off towards the ropes. He rebounds off the ropes and ducks under the leapfrog by Kenji, then over the prone Kenji, then ducks – only to find no Kenji. Kenji had already started to run to the ropes to the left of him and he dropkicks Teddy from a 90 degree angle to the side of the head.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my! Clever offence there from Kenji! He knows in order to win this he'll need to be unpredictable.
Kenji then immediately goes on the attack, grabbing his grounded opponent, or at least he would if he wasn't speaking to the referee and bowing at him.
Gravedigger: What's he doing?
Jimmy Garcia: Asking the referee if this is legal I think.
Jimmy Garcia: Did you just say sigh?
Gravedigger: I might have.
Kenji, as it goes just let Teddy get back up before he starts kicking him on the side, with a backfist and attempted roll up
Teddy kicks out, a little reeling from the change of pace. Kenji whips him into the corner and follows up with a shining wizard knee to the face.
Jimmy Garcia: Kenji is all over Teddy in the opening minutes here! And I think he knows it.
Gravedigger: Did he just lick his hand and try to groom himself like a cat?
Jimmy Garcia: I never said he was normal.
Gravedigger: I didn't ask. Is he asking the referee if he can attack again? Just.....go....for.....the.....kill kid. Be a lion, not a pussycat!
Sure enough, Kenji is talking to the referee, bowing and smiling graciously, asking for permission to attack Teddy in the corner. As soon as the referee confims to Kenji that yes, indeed, it is not against the rules to attack him in the corner he nods, then goes toward Teddy to resume the attack.
Teddy was waiting though, spinning around as Kenji comes to him and ramming his head face first into the turnbuckle padding. He grabs Kenji by the back of the head and slams it 3 or 4 times into the turnbuckle before jumping to the top rop and spinning in mid air to face the ring. He then jumps over Kenji and performs a flipping neckbreaker from the top rope.
Quickly, he gets to his feet and then goes on the attack, dropkicking a prone Kenji twice from running the ropes and then running the ropes a third time and dropping him with a quick elbow drop.
Teddy picks up Kenji and hits him with a hurricanrana, sending Kenji flying across the ring and under the ropes. Kenji falls to the apron without any real ceremony.
Jimmy Garcia: Some fast paces stuff here from Teddy! Maybe the fact that Kenji is so afraid of doing wrong is harming him here!
Teddy pumps up the crowd in the ring, gesturing at the arena to make some noise and get lively. He waits for a moment for Kenji to get up and then hits the opposite rope. The next thing you hear is a loud OOOOOOOO and then a AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH from the crowd, followed by Jimmy Garcia shouting down his microphone
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!! Teddy Sol just tried a massive suicide dive over the top rope and Kenji moved just in time. Teddy landed face first on the railings!
Kenji's eyes go wide as saucers as he looks at the referee again, who is counting both men out. He gestures to him and the referee waves it off.
Jimmy Garcia: I think he's checking with the referee whether that was a use of an illegal foreign object!
Gravedigger: For the love of christ.
Satisfied that he did no wrong, Kenji rolls Teddy back into the ring and jumps to the top rope himself and hits Teddy with a perfectly executed Moonsault!
He goes for the pin
Teddy kicks out!
Kenji lets out a small manga style scream and then stands in the middle of the ring, both arms held to his sides and the small scream is replaced by a roar. The camera angles go around him in a 360 degree arc and he jumps into the air in the same pose.
Gravedigger: What's the guy doing now Jimmy?
Jimmy Garcia: I believe this is what's known as going super Saiyan.
Gravedigger: Super what?
Jimmy Garcia: I think he's angry, or focussed, or something. Either way it's trouble for Teddy.
Gravedigger: It's weird is what it is! Wait, has he changed his hair?
Jimmy Garcia: I don't know, he looks the same to me, maybe it's just how he carries himself.
Kenji picks up the pace some more, picking Teddy up, after getting a cursory acknowledgement from the referee for the 40th time that this was fine, he starts wailing on him with kicks, claws, and fists as he hits him with lightning quick strikes. Eventually, Teddy leans over a little and quick as a flash Kenji hooks him.
Jimmy Garcia: TIGER DRIVER 91! TIGER DRIVER 91! IT HAS TO BE OVER!
Kenji goes for the pin
TEDDY KICKS OUT AGAIN!
Jimmy Garcia: Teddy was within a gnat's hair of losing this match, how is he still in this?
Kenji, to his credit is still trying to keep a brave face on it here. He smiles ruefully at himself, wondering how to finish Teddy off. He decides to pick him up again and whip him into the turnbuckle. BUT NO! TEDDY REVERSES IT AND SENDS KENJI FLYING STRAIGHT INTO THE REFEREE!
The referee goes down, like a sack of potatoes. Teddy falls to one knee as well, trying to shake off the cobwebs of Kenji's furious attack. Kenji. Well. Kenji puts both hands to his mouth in horror and falls to his knees. His big eyes welling up with tears as he looks at the prone referee.
Gravedigger: I KNEW IT, THE RULE BREAKING SON OF A BITCH! I KNEW HE'D STOOP LOW EVENTUALLY! WE SAW IT LAST WEEK, WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE YOU KITTEN LOVING FREAK!
Kenji is beside himself as he tries to get the referee back up and rather slowly gets back to his feet, looking to all the world that he has just done something so unspeakably heinous that he would just very much like the world to end now, thank you.
He turns and is hit straight away with a Habenero Hurricane By Teddy!
Teddy then goes to the apron, gesturing to the crowd that this is it! It's now time!
Teddy soars in the air and hits the Habanero High Dive!
He covers Kenji, but there is no referee! The crowd count for him
Still no referee! Teddy gets off the prone Kenji and looks over to the unconscious referee. He sighs and stands up. Just as he does though, from off camera the ring is swarmed with dwarves. Proper, fantasy dwarves with massive beards and armour. There must be 15 of them, and they go to attack Teddy and Kenji with no real focus on either. They are obviously there to just cause havoc.
Jimmy Garcia: GOD DAMNIT WHERE DID THESE GUYS COME FROM?
Gravedigger: I HAVE NO IDEA! THEY KINDA LOOK FAMILIAR THOUGH!
The dwarves spend a little time dismantling both competitors and are in the middle of trying to tie Teddy to a pole when “Big Blue Dress” By Cranius hits the speakers. The crowd goes wild!
Jimmy Garcia: IT ISN'T?
Gravedigger: GOD I HOPE NOT!
Sure enough, Andre Jenson comes bursting through the entrance and sprints down the ramp, holding a staff. He quickly rolls some dice on the way down in front of him, checking the numbers as he goes and smiles a wicked grin as he rolls under the bottom rope and starts wailing on the first group of dwarves he sees with reckless abandon. The other pack of Dwarves leave Teddy alone and attack, but again, Jenson wails on them with his staff, making sure that they get some pain. One by one they start to roll out of the ring, the ones that are left are treated to a Critical Hit! Each and soon clearout. Andre look to the group of dwarves who are now huddled outside the ring and decides to roll a dice. He smiles again and then jumps to the top rope and hits them all with a cross body splash, taking them all out! He eventually untangles himself from the mass of bodies and looks into the ring at the two prone bodies on the mat. He rolls a dice.
Jenson rolls back into the ring and drags Teddy Sol's body over to the prone body of Kenji. He then wakes the referee up and slides out of the ring.
The referee counts
Jimmy Garcia: NO! NOT LIKE THIS!
DING DING DING DING
Taylor Lorde: The winner of this match, and NEW TV Champion here is TEDDY SOL!
Teddy Sol, looking rather bewildered is given the TV title and staggers to his feet, blinking to try and remember exactly what happened. He spots AJ at ringside and they both nod at each other in acknowledgement. AJ shrugging as if to say “It is what it is,” with a sheepish grin on his face.
Jimmy Garcia: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANDRE JENSON IS BACK AND HE JUST HANDED THE TITLE TO TEDDY SOL!
Gravedigger: I need Vodka.
Jayson Price Segment
The camera focuses in on the scowling, one-eyed face of general manager Jayson Price, his lips sealed shut as he takes a moment to scan up and down each of his recruits before turning his back and exiting the backstage hallway. The silence continues a bit after Price has disappeared before one man breaks the quiet.
Stevie Corah: Let’s get fuckin’ real here, shall we? This is no team, we’re fuckin’ mercenaries, the people Price hand picked for bein’ a group of ripe fuckin’ cunts. I’m not your pal, I’m not your chum, I’m Stevie fuckin’ Corah. If anyone has any objections to that, I’ll gladly end you just like I plan on doing to every member of team sunshine and faggotry.
Corah walks slowly past his three teammates, studying their reactions to his words. Karlie shoots a glare like a magnifying glass to a small colony of ants, Calvin cracks his neck, and Mogui stares straight ahead with little to no external waver.
Stevie Corah: Good shit.
Alex Richards vs Jack Schlongson
The opening guitar solo to I'm Not Like Everybody Else by the Kinks plays then Alex Richards steps through the curtain, his doctor's bag in one hand, a boot filled to the brim with Zim-Quila in the other, the world heavyweight title around his waist. He chugs his drink then tosses the boot into the crowd before raising the title in the air to massive cheers. He then starts walking towards the ring a serious look on his face with a hint of a smile making it seem like he's probably putting it on, which he is. On the way to the ring he delivers his trademark hard high fives to the fans. At least those brave enough to want them. He wanders around ringside talking to fans for a few minutes killing time before finally entering the ring.
Enveloped in a rainbow centric light show as "Technicolor Shades" by YourEnigma is blasted through the sound system, the lighting pulsing along with the build of the music until it finally bursts forth in an explosion of synth. Jack Schlongson runs out from behind the curtain, matching the energy of the song, gesturing to his own important as he makes his way to the ring, waving sarcastically to the crowd.
Taylor Lorde: Coming down to the ring, from Your Wildest Dreams, California, weighing in at one hundred and eighty five pounds...JACK "THE CRACK" SCHLONGSON.
Jack slides in under the bottom rope, posing sensually as he lays on his side for a moment before he leaps up onto his feet, winks, and blows a kiss to the hard camera position before moving over to his corner.
Gravedigger: Looking forward to this one. These two great competitors going head to head. Former world champion versus former tag team champion in a match to...hey, what?
Before the bell rings, a masked figure in all black runs down to the ring and slides in, but before anyone can react, he begins to savagely beat down upon Jack Schlongson. Alex watches from the other side of the ring as the Referee signals for security, but the masked individual continues his assault as Jack is slumped down in his corner.
Gravedigger: GET THAT MAN AWAY FROM JACK!
Security funnels out from the back and runs towards the ring, but the man in the mask slides out and runs off through the audience, leaving a downed Jack and confused Alex. Alex and the Ref trade glances before the bell rings. Alex walks over to Jack and pulls him out of the corner. Jack remains limp, laying on the ground motionless. Alex shrugs and goes for the pin.
Gravedigger: THIS IS A TRAVESTY! THE PEOPLE WERE PROMISED AN EPIC! YOU CAN'T CHEAT THE PEOPLE LIKE THIS!
Taylor Lorde: You're winner by pin-fall...ALEX RICHARDS!
Alex's hand is raised in victory as he looks on in confusion.
Civil War Match
Team Spencer vs Team Price
Kevin Bishop/Bonnie Blue/Shadowlove/PerZag vs Mogui/Stevie Corah/Karlie Nash/Calvin Street
Jimmy Garcia: In a night that has impacted so much in UCI, we are finally ready for the co-main event, the Civil War match! I couldn’t be more excited, Digger!
Gravedigger: I feel the same way! I can’t wait for Price to put those damn traitors in their place!
Jimmy Garcia: In a match with so much at stake, you know this one is sure to tear the house down!
We cut to the ring for a short moment which Taylor Lorde of course stands in the middle of as a choir of fans erupts loudly in the background.
Taylor Lorde: The following is the Civil War match! Two teams of four will compete until one team is left standing! If the winning team has more than one remaining competitors, those competitors will be left to face off against one another for the right to challenge either Andre Holmes or Celeste Mallory for the UCI World Championship!
The arena begins to murmur in jumbled unison as the stage lights focus towards the entrance. The opening riff to Supremacy by Muse hits and the crowd’s cheering bounces around inside the garden.
Gravedigger: Oh god..
Jimmy Garcia: Team Spencer has arrived!
As the song picks up, Spencer Adams steps out on the stage, sporting a blue “Team Spencer” shirt that matches those seen on the backs of his four man army. He motions to the ramp in excitement as Kevin Bishop, Shadowlove, PerZag, and Bonnie Blue all step from Gorilla to an increasingly loud audience.
Gravedigger: What a freakin’ joke, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t tell that to those in attendance, they are solidly behind this rebellion!
The four competitors step through the rope with Spencer taking to ringside near their corner as the music fades and we await the arrival of their opponents.
Gravedigger: Show me the real winners!
Explosia by Gojira hits the PA as the disgruntled GM steps out into the spotlight, his Suicide Squad following just behind him. Wearing red “Team Price” shirts similar to those of their opponents, they walk to the ring expressionless, ignoring the jeers from the fans.
Jimmy Garcia: The general manager looks more vengeful and focused than ever!
Gravedigger: He’s been made to feel like a laughing stock and it’s time that ends!
The four men take to the opposite corner, climbing onto the apron as Price stands behind them, shouting in Spencer’s direction as both teams discuss starting strategies.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like it’s Shadowlove and Mogui kicking off this one!
The two stretch out a bit as fans continue to fill the building with applause and the ref gets into position.
DING DING DING!!
Jimmy Garcia: Tie up here by Shadow and Mogui!
Gravedigger: Side headlock by Mogui.
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove dipping behind with the roll up!
Gravedigger: Shadowlove has the tights!
Jimmy Garcia: The ref doesn’t seem to notice!
Taylor Lorde: Mogui has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell just happened?!
Gravedigger: That Shadowlove is a dirty cheater, that’s what happened!
Shadowlove gleams with delight and shock as Miyamoto’s eyes grow wide on the outside, the corners of her mouth turning upward as she is equally as surprised.
Jimmy Garcia: Just like that, Team Price is down a man in what can only be called a huge upset!
Shadowlove plays to the crowd a bit, turning his back on Team Price in a decision that anyone with common sense would see as ill advised.
Gravedigger: Mogui from behind with the clubbing blow to the back of the head!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh, come on!
Gravedigger: Mogui viciously laying waste to Shadowlove with the stomps to the midsection!
Jimmy Garcia: Mogui has him up!
Gravedigger: DEVIL’S CROWN!
The referee yells at Mogui, gesturing for him to exit the ring which Mogui agrees to as he raises his hands in the air and steps out through the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no...here comes Stevie Corah into the match now, stalking a defenseless Shadowlove!
Team Spencer cheers their man on from the apron as Corah shouts for Shadowlove to get up.
Gravedigger: Come on, Stevie!
Corah grabs hold of his opponents’ arm, sending a limp Shadowlove clumsily bouncing off the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: MURDERZONE!
Taylor Lorde: Shadowlove has been eliminated!
Gravedigger: There we go, back to three a piece!
Jimmy Garcia: Mogui and Corah laying waste to Shadowlove and he doesn’t look to be in good shape!
Shadowlove manages to roll out of the ring, holding his head as Miyamoto tends to him, helping her client up the ramp as Corah looks on with joy.
Stevie Corah: Who the fuck is next?!
PerZag slowly steps through the ropes, eyeing Corah.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah laughing at PerZag though as the tag is made to Karlie Nash!
PerZag charges forward, hitting a shoulderblock on Nash.
Gravedigger: A second one from PerZag.
Jimmy Garcia: Nash back up as PerZag hits the quick suplex!
Gravedigger: PerZag twisting Nash’s arm like a corkscrew here.
Jimmy Garcia: Karlie managing to shift the weight just enough as the two rise to their feet!
Nash spins out of the hold, but is quickly caught and lifted up into the air by PerZag.
Gravedigger: Uh oh..
Jimmy Garcia: WORTHIEST MOVE OF ALL! PerZag makes the cover!
Gravedigger: Corah steps in for the save!
Jimmy Garcia: PerZag whipped shoulder first into that ring post by Corah!
Gravedigger: Corah lifts Karlie to her feet now, doing what he can to help out his teammate.
Karlie looks dazed, but is able to stabilize as the ref calls for Corah to step back onto the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: PerZag back up! Don’t turn around!
Gravedigger: UPPER BODY INJURY! Karlie Nash drops PerZag right on his head with the double underhook piledriver!
Taylor Lorde: PerZag has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Once again, we see Team Price cut down the numbers for Team Spencer!
Gravedigger: You’re damn right!
Nash takes a moment to recover, grabbing at the back as she tags in a fresh Calvin Street while Kevin Bishop steps into the ring for Team Spencer.
Jimmy Garcia: Dropkick from Bishop!
Gravedigger: Street dodges it!
Jimmy Garcia: Street off the ropes!
Gravedigger: Running boot from Calvin Street!
Street drags Bishop to the corner, stomping away at his opponent before tagging in Corah who stomps away at The Plague as well.
Jimmy Garcia: Another quick tag as Nash steps in the ring!
Gravedigger: More stomps to the face and body of Bishop here.
Jimmy Garcia: Street tagged back in!
Street pulls Bishop pack up, moving with him towards the center of the ring before lifting him up onto his shoulder.
Gravedigger: Running powerslam from Street!
Jimmy Garcia: Not quite!
Gravedigger: The important thing is that Team Price is picking the opposition apart to great effect!
Street takes a step back before leaping into the air and dropping a stiff knee across the face of Bishop.
Jimmy Garcia: Another quick cover!
Gravedigger: Stay down, dammit!
Jimmy Garcia: That doesn’t look like it’s gonna be the case anytime soon!
Street rises once more, stomping his feet as he waits for Bishop to join him.
Gravedigger: Bishop sent running!
Jimmy Garcia: Big clothesline from Bishop!
Bonnie joins the UCIverse in stomping their feet and clapping their hands as Bishop leaps for the tag. Bonnie jumps over the rope, catching Street as he runs at her.
Gravedigger: Elbow from Street followed by that spinning chop to the chest!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie with the kick to the head though, that one dropping Street!
Gravedigger: Give me a break!
Bonnie steps through the ropes, the crowd roaring louder than ever as she leaps to the top rope and springboards off.
Jimmy Garcia: Sonic Screwdriver!
Taylor Lorde: Calvin Street has been eliminated!
Gravedigger: There you go, Karlie! Put a stop to this!
As Nash steps back into the ring, she is met with a hurricanrana from Bonnie. Meanwhile, Corah has gone relatively unnoticed as he approaches the apron near Team Spencer’s corner.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop catches sight, kick to the head!
Gravedigger: No! Corah ducks it!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop yanked off the apron!
Gravedigger: Just colliding face first onto the edge of the ring!
Bonnie turns her attention to her fallen teammate, shouting toward Corah before turning around into a hard shot from Nash.
Jimmy Garcia: Discus forearm from Karlie Nash!
Gravedigger: Kickout there, but Bishop is down and the numbers advantage may as well be back.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah lifting Bishop up on the outside, whipping The Plague towards the ring steps!
As Corah tries to launch his opponent forward, Bishop manages to strengthen his footing and launch his foe into the steps instead.
Gravedigger: Oh, bullshit!
Bishop balances himself out before looking up towards the ring where Karlie has Bonnie up to her feet, in position for the finish.
Jimmy Garcia: Going for that double underhook piledriver!
Bonnie throws herself downward, landing back on her feet before lifting Karlie up instead.
Jimmy Garcia: Back body drop by Blue!
Gravedigger: Please no..
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie Blue stepping through the ropes once more, leaping up quickly!
Jimmy Garcia: SONIC SCREWDRIVER!
Taylor Lorde: Karlie Nash has been eliminated!
With Bonnie slow to her feet, Bishop continues his recovery on the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah on the apron with Bishop!
Gravedigger: GERMAN SUPLEX FROM STEVIE CORAH!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop landing hard on the apron!
Corah notices the opportunity, sliding into the ring after a vulnerable Bonnie Blue.
Gravedigger: Bonnie spinning around now!
Jimmy Garcia: The tag champ with the charge at the man who took the intercontinental title from her only a couple weeks back!
Gravedigger: Corah with the clothesline!
Jimmy Garcia: Bonnie ducks it!
Corah rotates around just in time to catch Bonnie on the rebound.
Taylor Lorde: Bonnie Blue has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: We can forget about teammates fighting teammates this year as only one competitor remains on each team! Will it be Stevie Corah or Kevin Bishop?!
Gravedigger: Right now, the cards are in the favor of Team Price and I’m not complaining one bit!
Corah lifts his hands in the air, taunting The Plague to rise, which he does. Bishop stumbles up the edge of the ring, grabbing hold and pulling himself up as he is quickly met by Corah.
Jimmy Garcia: Big elbow from Corah, right to the temple of Kevin Bishop!
Gravedigger: Another big shot from Corah!
Bishop wobbles on the rope, swinging back as he struggles to hang on.
Jimmy Garcia: Corah just laughing at Bishop right now!
Gravedigger: Another big elbow!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop ducks it, using those ropes for leverage now!
Gravedigger: Disqualify the traitor already!
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the head!
Gravedigger: You’ve gotta be kidding me!
Corah staggers backward as Bishop makes a desperate effort at big offense by leaping off the rope much like Bonnie did moments prior.
Jimmy Garcia: BLACK DEATH!
Gravedigger: IT CAN’T BE?!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop leaping for the cover!
Jimmy Garcia: Unbelievable! Stevie Corah somehow manages to kick out of Black Death!
Gravedigger: We’re still in this!
Jimmy Garcia: Who is we?
Gravedigger: Shut it, Jimmy!
Bishop pushes back to his feet slowly, dragging himself towards the ropes again as he steps back through. The crowd is solidly behind The Plague as Spencer Adams joins them in their applause while Jayson Price screams in frustration from his side of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: What is this?!
The crowd boos loudly as Price leaps onto the apron, the referee doing what he can to keep the GM out of the situation. Spencer takes matters into his own hands, sprinting across the ringside area towards Price while Corah rises and a disoriented Bishop prepares for flight once more.
Gravedigger: Get him out of here! Spencer Adams has no business in UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: Price and Adams trading blows at ringside now as the GM steps back down!
The ref looks on in confusion towards the two ringside as Bishop springs upward, Corah reveals an illegally assisted close hand which the ref doesn’t see as Bishop flies into a hard shot from Corah aimed towards The Plague’s temple.
Gravedigger: TAKE THAT!
Jimmy Garcia: Corah with the brass knuckles! The referee has no idea!
Corah slides the weaponry off his hand, quickly sliding it out under the bottom rope as he drops down to pin Bishop just as the ref turns around.
Gravedigger: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Jimmy Garcia: What will it take?!
Corah pounds the mat in frustration as Price clotheslines Adams over the barricade and into the crowd. Corah is quick to pull Bishop to his feet, examining the blood leaking from the corner of his mouth before whipping him towards the ropes.
Gravedigger: Looking for The Murderzone!
Inside the ring, Bishop pushes his weight off the middle rope, contorting his body as he makes yet another leap toward Stevie Corah.
Jimmy Garcia: BLACK DEATH!
Gravedigger: COME ON, STEVIE!
DING DING DING!!
As the bell sounds, The Plague sits up wide eyed. Price shows of a similar facial expression, his face growing beat red as he looks on at his nightmare becoming a reality.
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the Civil War match, Kevin Bishop!!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop is headed to Black Mass where he will challenge for the world championship!
Gravedigger: It looks like good ol’ Gravedigger will be drowning himself in hard liquor tonight! I’m at a loss for words..
Jimmy Garcia: I think everyone is! What a battle!
Bishop limps to his feet, grabbing at his jaw as the crowd chants in support and The Plague’s hand is raised by the referee.
Gravedigger: I think it’s time for the ads, Jimmy..
UCI World Heavyweight Championship
Andre Holmes © vs Celeste Mallory
After weeks of crazy antics, the personal jabs, Madison Square Garden is the perfect location to settle what could possibly be the biggest grudge World Heavyweight Title match in the history of UCI. 18, 200 fans have all sold out the arena to see who will walk out of Civil War the new UCI World Champion but also to see which competitor is willing to go the extra mile in making the rival pay for everything they did. The cameras switch to Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia behind the commentary table ready to call the action of the long awaited Civil War main event.
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, we are finally here to the main event professional wrestling fans have waited around the world. The UCI World Heavyweight Championship is on the line where number one contender, Celeste Mallory, will face off against defending champion, Andre Holmes.
Gravedigger: Man, I can’t front. I love Celeste, I hate Andre but I don’t care about who wins or loses. I wanna see who gon’ become the more evil of the two. This is the type of shit that makes people want to watch wrestling as a sport, not sports entertainment.
Jimmy Garcia: It all started on social media with the back and forth arguing between Mallory and Holmes until Killing Floor was the final verdict. Ever since then, Andre has been mocking Celeste’s mother but we never thought she would break into his home and involve his family.
Gravedigger: A game of who could do better than you. Andre Holmes and Celeste Mallory hate each other but now they must defend the people they love. The bonus is the UCI World Heavyweight Championship nigga!
Jimmy Garcia: This could be the grudge match of the century. Enough playing around, it’s time for our main event of the evening! Inside the ring are a line of security guards bordering opposing corners off to prevent any fast track or blindsiding hits. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. It’s THAT personal!
“Cry Little Sister” by I Will Never Be The Same starts playing around Madison Square Garden immediately striking a monumental load of boos straight to the stage. With the lyrics being showed on the titantron, all lights dim with a spotlight on the main stage to reveal Celeste Mallory coming out with her chocolate brown hair let down in a ponytail. She stands center stage to smirk at the crazy fans booing her but her main focus is on that ring ahead of her.
She walks down to the ring dressed in red leather tights with a studded belt, Knee pads and knee high black boots. Matching color bustier top, her right hand wears a fingerless glove for the “Stir of Echoes” finishers, left hand has matching color leather studded wrist band and a cut off leather jacket. On the mind is not only defeating Andre Holmes but taking away the World Heavyweight Championship. She climbs up the steel steps before standing on the middle turnbuckle outside of the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: We never thought Celeste Mallory could be such a sadistic and crazy woman but last week, she did what no other rival of Andre did. She broke into his home and almost killed his family, forced him down onto his knees. This was a message in vengeance for disrespecting her mother but also to say that she is the true World Heavyweight Champion.
Celeste slips from the top rope and is allowed through the line of security guards to the far half of the corner. She paces back and forth ready to bring the fight to Andre Holmes. Her music fades, the lights return back to normal. This is the biggest match of her career; Celeste Mallory has to win in order to solidify her spot in the all time book of UCI legends.
Gravedigger: Lord have mercy. Her ass is on fiyah. Celeste gotta win this match, I put a bet that if she beat Andre Holmes, she’ll be in my hotel room the other night. Celeste girl, I’m with you all da way!
Celeste doesn’t take her eyes from the stage. New York City locals are really shutting down the building, hijacking the show with their incredibly loud boos flowing around. She doesn’t pay much attention, tuning the environment out to prepare for the biggest dog fight of her life.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Suddenly, the lights in the arena completely shut off. Everywhere is dark except the lights of smartphones lighting up the audience. This is entirely new from Andre; no guitar riff. Everything is just sitting in the dark silent that even leaves the commentators confused.
Gravedigger: Are we having a power outage?!
Jimmy Garcia: I hope not. Civil War is just hitting the climax. We can’t afford to lose the stream now.
A different guitar riff starts playing around the arena leaving Madison Square Garden ready to see the new Andre Holmes. “Defame Me” by New Years Day immediately begins with the stage shining bright red; the silhouette of a man raising the World Championship in both hands portrayed. A spotlight emerges over Andre to reveal his brand new look, the crowd exploding with humongous cheers followed by chants of awe.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Andre is entirely different then what the UCI normally sees. His entire skin is body painted in grey with the graphical designs of roses, and thorns all covering his body. On his face is marked a blood red tallied number sign of seven. Wearing blue and grey elbow/knee pads. Black MMA gloves, grey wrestling tights, blue and grey wrestling boots. A grey arm sleeve covering his right forearm with his name imprinted in blue. He started walking down to the ring carrying that World Championship belt in his right hand.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god. Andre Holmes warned the UCI that the “Defamed” part of him would be here soon but I never thought it would be now. Celeste Mallory is also wondering what happened but Andre Holmes has really transformed into a more dark and sadistic man to face Celeste
Already on the apron, Andre doesn’t break eye contact. He climbs up on the middle rope with his right leg on the top rope outside of the rin. When the lyrics, “Don’t You Wanna Make A Scene” blasts out of the speakers, he raises the championship belt high to cue the amazing orchestra of fireworks rise from the stage. All the lights return brightly when the fireworks are over then Andre drops over the top rope into the corner.
Gravedigger: ...Freak. This is freaky. If I had a cringe challenge on Youtube, I’d lose to this. I don’t condone at all what Celeste did to Andre but he better not do anything to scar Celeste. I want this fucking asshole to pay for all the crimes he committed in UCI.
Both competitors are separated by the line of security once his music fades. Taylor Lorde stands outside of the ring to announce the upcoming World Championship match. She sits by ringside by the orders of security to ensure her safety of the utmost importance. Other than the security guards are the referee in the ring along with Celeste and Andre.
Ding Ding Ding!
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen! This is your main event of the evening! This match is scheduled for one fall and it is for the UCI World Heavyweight Championship!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing first, the challenger! Hailing from The Cotswold’s, England! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 122 pounds. She is the “Pretty Little Devil” Celeste Mallory!
Celeste just stares right into the eyes of her biggest rival.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing her opponent! Hailing from Houston, Texas! At five feet, nine inches tall, weighing in at 201 pounds. He is the 2016 Killing Floor winner, and the defending UCI World Heavyweight Champion, “Defamed” Andre Holmes!
Andre just raises the belt upwards in the air while keeping that stern eye contact with Celeste Mallory. The security guards leave the ring while the referee takes the belt away from Andre. He also checks on his gear before doing the same to Celeste. She nods at the belt in her face then raises the championship belt high in the air in front of the cameras. With everything ready, the match is underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Andre and Celeste just charges at one another but Andre tackles her down into the canvas with a Double Leg Sweep. Utilizing that grappling background in his MMA game, he quickly goes into half guard to start unloading multiple punches and elbows into her head. Celeste sweeps over into a full mount to begin brawling strikes into the temple. Both athletes start rolling over in a blown out brawl with no hints of stopping.
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Jimmy Garcia: Forget a match, this is a FULL BRAWL! The fans in MSG are going absolutely NUTS! This is what they wanted, Andre Holmes and Celeste Mallory going at it without any remorse! NO MERCY!
The two break off from their brawling session to their feet. Andre starts backing Celeste Mallory up with boxing combinations mixing between her head and body. He finishes the striking with a Back Spinning Kick into her ribs that leaves her hunched over. Throwing her out of the ring, she crashes down to ringside on her chest.
Gravedigger: Celeste get up! Get up Celeste! No...stay down! STAY DOWN!
Once Celeste gets up, Andre runs into the behind him to gain enough speed. He shoots his body through the middle and bottom rope to spear her into the chest. Both competitors crash into the barricade with Celeste lying down at ringside while Andre manages to get back on his feet. He grapples a hand full of her hair then runs her into the steel steps. Back first does her spine crash into the large structure leaving Celeste screaming in pain.
Gravedigger: Enough Andre! Stop fucking abusing women! You sexist fuck!
She starts crawling away from the enraged Andre as he marched back to her presence. Hands around her neck and arm, she is tossed back into the ring. Holmes slides in behind her then both competitors are back up again. Celeste’s right arm is grappled for her to be launched into an unoccupied corner. Her back slams against the turnbuckles leaving Andre to charge into her. She moves out of the way allowing him to hit the turnbuckles chest first before getting knocked into the mat with a Dropkick.
Andre hits the canvas face first. He rolls over to have Celeste slide down to the mat clasping in a Side Headlock. She leans back to apply pressure but also dig her nails deep into the flesh on his forehead. The referee warns her not to do it but Andre is doing his best not to tap out. He quickly switches over onto his chest to stand up with her on the mat. Celeste then spins out in front of him to Headbutt Holmes back into the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: The match started with Andre Holmes going crazy in the ring and on the outside but Celeste Mallory has changed the tides in her favor. She is a very young competitor who was trained by her mother so very interesting to see how she will fair against a multiple time World Champion.
Leaned back against the ropes, Holmes is taking some time to recovery. Mallory hooks his arms to twist with the ropes, completely immobilizing him in the ring. She starts unloading closed fists shots into the skull back and forth but the referee steps in to give in the count.
Celeste pushes the referee aside to slap Andre in the face disrespectfully. She runs back into the ropes behind her and then rebounds in order to a sick Short Arm Clothesline into his chest. He’s still tied with the ropes but Celeste starts biting him on the forehead. Digging her teeth into his forehead as blatant sadism from all the disrespect she received. Once walking away, Andre drops onto the canvas.
Gravedigger: Celeste Mallory does not give a flying fuck about the rules. Neither does Andre. These two want to tear each other apart but my baby girl Celeste is dropping bodies like a motherfucker!
Andre crawls into the center of the ring but gets Punt Kicked into the ribs. The impact of the strike shakes the foundations of the buildings. She then starts stomping down on his back then finishes with a quick Double Foot Stomp into the spine. Celeste falls to her knees and even digs her nails into the flesh to Back Rake him. Andre screams out in sheer agony while he gets rolled over for the first pin attempt of the match.
He kicks out which makes Celeste stand on her knees. Arguing with the referee, she gets impatient on ending her rival. Quickly helping him back up to his feet to unload some knees into his ribs. Bent down, Andre gets clubbed down his spine once again. She quickly holds onto his head with both hands then whiplashes his spine down to her right knee. He rolls off of Celeste in a squirming gesture from the coursing pain.
Jimmy Garcia: Head Pull Backbreaker! Celeste Mallory is targeting that damaged spine of Andre Holmes. We’ve seen that Andre’s weakness is getting completely vulnerable to whatever limb is abused. Celeste Mallory may have a chance to win if she keeps working on that back of the World Heavyweight Champion!
Another pin attempt is made when she rolls him over onto his back. Lies down across his chest and hooks the leg up with his shoulders down. The referee slides down onto the canvas to count the pin attempt again.
Andre kicks out leaving Celeste frustrated. She gets up on her feet then helps Andre onto his feet as well. With the arm hooked in her hands, she launches him into the ropes. He goes into the ropes then rebounds to duck under a clothesline. Andre comes back off the rebound spinning on his legs to Rolling Elbow her straight down into the canvas. It doesn’t stop there. He turns his back to face her downed body before leaping off the mat backwards to land a perfect Standing Moonsault on her ribs.
Gravedigger: Rolling Elbow into a Standing Moonsault! Andre is pulling out all the stops and here is his first pin attempt of the match!
Celeste kicks out from the pin attempt. Andre quickly pulls her up so she is seated on the mat. Standing beside her, he kicks her in the chest with a Roundhouse Kick. Another Roundhouse Kick into the chest leaves Celeste rolling over to the ropes for support. Both hands on the top rope to pull herself up but then Andre charges into her again. She ducks her shoulders into her ribs in an attempt to throw him out of the ring but he lands feet first on the apron.
Gravedigger: He landed on the apron, Celeste! Move, behind you! No Andre, please!
Before she could even turn around, Andre leaps sideways above the top rope to Enguiziri Kick her in the back of her head. Celeste collapses down onto her knees leaning against the ropes while Andre catches himself on the apron. Taking a few moments to recover, he drags her onto the apron by her ponytail which eventually has her full hair let down.
Crowd: ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES! ANDRE HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell is Andre planning to do here? They’re standing on the hardest part of the ring. You could practically kill someone with one wrong move.
He shoves her head in between his thighs then bends forward to wrap his arms around her waist. Celeste is lifted upside down completely in the arms of Andre who starts chuckling sadistically out loud to Madison Square Garden. Andre sits down on the apron, spiking Celeste’s head right on top of the edge before her body slumps down to ringside. She barely moves and Andre sits on the apron to temporarily message his back.
Jimmy Garcia: Piledriver on the apron! Piledriver on the apron! Did you see how her head just bounce of the apron edge? She may be out for the entire match.
Gravedigger: Shut up! Celeste ain’t gonna fuckin’ lose to this abuser! Come on girl, get in my hotel room so we can celebrate you as World Champion! Get up Celeste, get up! Here is the count-out!
Andre drops off the apron edge and walks over to Celeste barely moving. He violently drags her up to her feet by the handful of hair. He rolls her into the ring but leaves her head exposed over the apron edge. Andre backs up a few steps until running straight into her to knee her in the side of her head. The impact causes her to roll into the center of the ring but Andre sees an opportunity to climb up on the apron then to the top rope.
Gravedigger: They got in by the count of five yet Andre is still in the control. She suffered a brutal knee into the head as if the Piledriver wasn’t enough. Now he’s going on the top rope to fly, NO!
Andre Holmes leaps off the top turnbuckle. Performing a Swanton Bomb to land into the uprooted knees of Mallory. He bounces off the hard joints to flip over onto his knees with the back being targeted once again. Back on his feet, Celeste gets up to quickly shoot into his direction. She grabs his neck while Andre is bent down then swing their bodies to perform a powerful Swinging Neckbreaker!
Jimmy Garcia: You thought Celeste Mallory was out of competition, she just had her second wind! Celeste Mallory isn’t going do no matter what you do. The World Heavyweight Championship is on the line and nearly in the palm of her hands!
She can barely stand, still rocked by the Piledriver on the apron. Celeste fights through the dazed condition she’s in; Dragging Andre into the nearest corner. She backs up into the opposing corner waiting for him to get back up. Holding onto the top rope on both sides, Andre is pulling himself to make it back up barely. Celeste gains enough speed to Clothesline him thus pushing his back into the turnbuckles.
Having enough with his resilience, she digs her shoulder into his waist. Lifting him high enough to sit him on the top turnbuckle then she climbs onto the middle turnbuckle. Andre suffers a few forearms into his temple leaving him stunned enough for her to begin working him into the Superplex position.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no, Celeste Mallory is going to Superplex Andre Holmes! This is going to destroy his back if she lands this. We may have a new World Heavyweight Champion!
Surprisingly, Andre slips under her grip to hoist her on top of his shoulders in a Powerbomb format. He runs into the center of the ring before sitting down with his legs spread on the canvas to land a serious Liger Bomb. Her head snaps upwards off the impact plus his ankles pushes down her arms while holding her in that pinning format.
Gravedigger: Liger Bomb! Liger Bomb! Shades of the great Jushin Liger!
Jimmy Garcia: Here is the pin attempt!
Celeste kicks out yet again and Andre lies down on the mat frustrated. He slaps his hands on the canvas, starts kicking everywhere until standing on his knees. Breathing heavily to look at Celeste Mallory squirming all the way to the ropes where she feels safe. Andre decides to change the gameplan. He gets up on his feet then drags Celeste all the way into the center of the ring to spread her legs apart. One stomp into her ribs leaves her gasping for her while he ties her legs around his right leg.
Crowd: ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE! ANDRE!
Gravedigger: RAPIST! I’M CALLING IT! RAPIST!
Andre twists Celeste onto her chest then sits down on her back. Madison Square Garden explodes to see the legendary Sharpshooter applied in the center of the ring. Celeste cannot bear the pain of having the heavier opponent uses all his weight to torque down on the spine. The submission is locked in the center of the ring; Referee asking Celeste if she wants to quit but she yells “no” as loud as she can!
Jimmy Garcia: The Sharpshooter applied in the center of the ring and Celeste is still able to fight against the submission. Andre Holmes is well known for his Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu background but even now Celeste may be in danger of losing the World Title match!
Celeste is dragging herself closer and closer to the bottom rope. Her hand outstretched while Andre leans back with the legs pulled. As soon as she was finger tips away, Andre quickly kept the legs wrapped around his ankle then bridged backwards on his shoulders to clasps his hands under her chin. Quickly switching from the Sharpshooter straight into the legendary Muta Lock.
Jimmy Garcia: Muta Lock! Muta Lock! The Muta Lock!
Gravedigger: Celeste can barely hang on! Don’t tap out Celeste, do not tap out! You’re almost there!
She’s barely hanging on. Andre bridges his body up more to bend her in half, her eyes closed as she grits her teeth from the pain. With a leap of faith, she grabs onto the bottom rope in the nick of time. The referee starts the rope break account while Andre keeps the submission locked in.
He released her and now both competitors were down on the canvas. Andre and Celeste were laid out in the ring completely tired of all the fatigue affecting their bodies. The referee has no choice to begin the official count-out of both competitors. Celeste and Andre still aren’t moving as they really are getting exhausted.
They both start moving into the center of the ring. Madison Square Garden are on their feet as the final moments of the match start kicking in between these two contenders.
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!
Gravedigger: They’re starting to get up! Andre Holmes is up to his feet first then Celeste Mallory!
Both competitors are back on their feet with their backs turned to each other. Andre slowly backs up into Celeste thus the two spin around to face each other. At the same height, they look into each other's eyes for a mere second until they start exchanging strikes back and forth. Becoming more violent as the two doesn’t let up in their back and forth striking exchange.
Gravedigger: They’re going at it like wild animals! Neither competitor giving up on their striking!
Andre starts unloading a handful of strikes but ends it with another Back Spinning Kick leaving his opponent bent down. He turns around to run into the ropes; No. Celeste hugs onto his waist then lifts him over into a bridging German Suplex. The referee slides down onto the mat to count the pin attempt!
Andre flips over onto his knees from the kick out then Celeste get back up on her feet. She quickly helps him back up to his feet to whip him into the corner. When he hits his back against the turnbuckles, Celeste already clobbers him deeper into the corner with a sick Corner Clothesline. She steps back to pull him into her own presence, pressing her shoulder against his ribs and then lifting off the mat. Celeste twists over onto her knees for a sick Twisting Spinebuster!
Jimmy Garcia: German Suplex, Corner Clothesline and now a Twisting Spinebuster! Celeste Mallory is on fire and she wants to put an end to Andre for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Celeste barely gets back up on her feet but falls into the ropes for support. Andre is down on the canvas traumatized due to having the Spinebuster destroy his back. She walks down over to him to help him back up on his feet. A few forearms into his skull leaves him stunned until he is thrown into the corner. No, he spins around to whip him into the corner instead. Her back slams against the turnbuckles.
Gravedigger: Andre reversed it! He reversed it! He reversed it!
He charges straight into Celeste where she jumps out of the corner. Quickly catching him with the right arm over her head, she flips him over to land his back into the turnbuckles. To make matters worse, the legs are caught over the top rope to have him trapped in that Tree of Woe.
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no! I’ve seen this before and it’s one of Celeste’s signature moves! The Tree of Woe! Andre has to get himself loose or else he could be in serious trouble! She’s already lighting his body up with vicious stomps!
Celeste holds onto the top rope with both hands then starts shooting down kicks into Andre’s chest in such rapid fashion. The referee is telling her to stop and she does for a mere second. Nope, she leaves the ring to the apron then climbs up all to the top turnbuckle. Perched down, Andre leans up until she leaps right over him to Double Foot Stomp him in the face. He flips over the top rope down onto the canvas while Celeste rolls forward off the landing.
Jimmy Garcia: The 9:20 into the TREE OF WOE! TWO SIGNATURED COMBINED INTO ONE!
Gravedigger: Here’s the pin! WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NEW UCI WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
She lifts up the leg barely. Chest to chest, shoulders pinned. The referee once again quickly slides down on the mat to count the pin.
Andre’s right foot was placed on the bottom rope. Celeste immediately holds onto her head, almost ripping strands out of her hair. She stands on her knees yelling out in sheer anger while Andre begins to roll into the center of the ring. The Pretty Little Devil leans back against the turnbuckles in the corner she’s standing in, measuring the perfect moment to end him.
Crowd: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Gravedigger: How was Andre able to kick out of THAT?! Jesus fucking Christ! I’m sending his medical records to the USADA! He’s on TRT, I bet you!
Andre manages to get back on his feet barely. Celeste charges across the ring to sweep her leg behind his and also put the claw on his face. However, he managed to roll backwards with her to their feet with her arm across his chest. Lifting her right off the mat to the side, he lands her in a Uranage Backbreaker!
Jimmy Garcia: URANAGE BACKBREAKER! Celeste Mallory attempted the “Stir of Echoes” but Andre countered it into the Uranage Backbreaker, and they are both back up still!
Andre removes her from off her knee to hold her across his shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry. He runs into the center of the ring to flip her off in front of her thus the back of her head is slapped across her knee. Ending Celeste’s momentum with a brutal Death Valley Driver onto the knee. Her body slumped down to the canvas on her back and Andre goes for the pin attempt.
Gravedigger: HOLMES ON THE RANGE! HOLMES ON THE RANGE! HOLMES ON THE RANGE!
Jimmy Garcia: CELESTE IS IN THE CORNER AFTER GETTING HIT WITH ONE OF HIS MOST DANGEROUS TRADEMARKED MOVES!
Celeste can’t function correctly. Her body just drops back into the corner where she suffers a Yakuza Kick almost taking her out of the ring. She begins to walk forward then fall down back first into the canvas. Andre fights against the pain on his back to climb up all the way to the top turnbuckle. He leaps backwards into the air to corkscrew into a 450 flip landing his weight onto her ribs. Madison Square Garden explodes!
Gravedigger: DEADLINE TRAP! DEADLINE TRAP! NO, CELESTE IS GONNA LOSE! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Celeste kicks out at the last second, and Andre gets off of her. He lies down on the canvas beside her tired as every fan in the Madison Square Garden are completely out of sync. They don’t know what to expect any more. Andre rolls over onto his chest where he gets up on his hands and knees. He manages to get back up to his feet and create a few steps away to prepare for the Thrust Kick.
Jimmy Garcia: Is it all going to come down to this?! Is it all going to come down to Andre Holmes?! He’s preparing for the ultimate send off here, the Thrust Kick! Celeste is rising up! Here he comes!!
She stands up groggily unaware of what’s happening. Andre sidesteps on his right leg to shoot it up all the way to her chin but she ducks under it in the nick of time. Celeste Mallory hops onto his back to clasp the body triangle around his waist and tuck her arms under his chin. The Rear Naked Choke is applied to Andre Holmes moving around the ring to shake her off.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Gravedigger: REAR NAKED CHOKE! YES! MY BABY IS GONNA MAKE ANDRE SUBMIT! YES BABY GIRL! YES!
Jimmy Garcia: ANDRE HOLMES CAN BARELY BREATHE LET ALONE EVEN STAND!
Andre’s movement becomes slower and slower every second passing by in that submission hold. He is so out of it that he even falls through the ropes to ringside. Celeste keeps holding in that submission despite him carrying her on her back. He backs her up into the ring post and the apron edges but she refuses to let go of him.
At the final second of the submission, Celeste manages to swing his weight on the top of the announce table. Gravedigger and Jimmy Garcia are forced to step back once Celeste starts to limp back all the way to the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Grave, we need to get out of here! I’m not getting caught in this crossfire!
Gravedigger: Yeah right behind you!
Celeste barely makes it onto the apron but she enters into the ring. She starts climbing the turnbuckles to make it all the way to the top rope. A perfect Andre Holmes on the announce table is what her blue eyes are attached to so she leaps off from the top rope all the way over to Elbow Drop Andre through the announce table. It all explodes with pieces flying everywhere and her lying on top of him in so much pain.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gravedigger: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! OH MY FUCKING GOD!
Jimmy Garcia: THE DEVIL’S SPIKE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! WE NEED MEDICAL NOW!
The head referee rushes down from backstage with a few other medical staff. The New York crowd start lashing out at the potential case this match might be called off. Surrounded by officials, they do their best to ensure the health and safety of both competitors on the mat. Celeste is helped up onto her feet by the officials until she starts attacking one by one to get them out of her way.
Gravedigger: SHE’S NOT DONE! SHE’S ON FUCKING FIRE! CELESTE MALLORY IS THIS CLOSE TO BECOMING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
She charges over to Andre to just drag his body into the ring. Already seizing the opportunity to put an end, Celeste helps Andre up to his feet. Slinging that arm in front of her chest then sweeping the leg to claw his head down into the canvas. The arena falls in silence to witness Celeste Mallory nail the Stir of Echoes, finishing him off in the center of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: STIR OF ECHOES! STIR OF ECHOES! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION! HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT, SHE’S DONE IT!
NO! Andre shoots his shoulder up at the last second leaving the referee to continue the match. Celeste looks away in disarray but cannot help but fathom why he won’t stay down. Andre lies on his right, especially destroyed by that finishing move. All the fans in the world are tuning in for this very moment. She slams her fists on the mat repeatedly, screaming at the top of the lungs as she buries her face into the canvas.
Crowd: MATCH OF THE YEAR! MATCH OF THE YEAR! MATCH OF THE YEAR!
Jimmy Garcia: SO MANY SIGNATURES, SO MUCH DESTRUCTION! STEEL STEPS RUINED, ANNOUNCE TABLES RUINED, BODIES RUINED! WHAT MORE DO THEY HAVE TO PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH?
Celeste completely loses it and mounts Andre. She starts raining elbows down onto his forehead that leaves a bloody cut over his right eye. Even biting down into the wound where she spits out the blood to the canvas. The crowd can hear her loud screaming, telling him to just give up. She gets off of him to be back on her feet but kicking the ropes in sheer frustration.
Gravedigger: I’ve never seen Celeste be pushed this far. As a growing competitor in the business, you must learn to keep a calm head at all times or else it could cost you.
She looks back and forth between Andre Holmes and the corner. Having enough with his bullshit, she walks over to the ropes again. Leaving the ring, Celeste walks over to the corner outside the ring where she starts climbing up all the way to the top turnbuckle.
Jimmy Garcia: Celeste is climbing up the top turnbuckle where Andre is on the mat in perfect position!
Gravedigger: Yeah, she’s gonn- NO ANDRE!
Andre just kips up back to his feet. He sprints right into her where he spins on his right leg to knock her hanging loose over the top rope with a Tornado Kick into her temple. It doesn’t end well for Celeste when he climbs onto the middle turnbuckle. Scooping her right arm around her neck then holding onto her tights. Both competitors stand on the top rope before Andre Superplexes Celeste’s back in the middle of the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: SUPERPLEX!
Upon landing back first at the same time, he rolls over her body to have them on their feet again. Celeste is vertically lifted off the mat to be Brainbustered on the top of her head!
She sits up off the landing leaving Andre to snap back up again. He slaps the mat before unleashing a primal scream to the ceiling. Sidestepping behind her, Celeste is knocked down to the side after getting Thrust Kicked in the back of her head!
Jimmy Garcia: THRUST KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! THRUST KICK! SHE’S OUT COLD! IT’S OVER!
Gravedigger: NO, NO, NO!!! HERE’S THE PIN ATTEMPT BY ANDRE HOLMES!
NO! Celeste kicks out of the pin attempt leaving Andre to sit up on the canvas completely unaware of what exactly happened. He just sat there unaware that she even had the power to kick out until out of nowhere, Celeste manages to wrap her legs around his waist then apply the Rear Naked Choke in the center of the ring.
Crowd: NO! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP! PLEASE DON’T TAP!
Gravedigger: OH MY GOD! HOW?! HOW IS SHE FINDING THE ENERGY TO EVEN PULL THAT OFF?! SHE GOT THRUST KICKED IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SHE’S STILL FIGHTING?!
Andre is squirming around in that choke hold. He’s trying his best to fight out of it but his movements are getting slower and weaker. Celeste Mallory is doing her best to tighten the hold, choke him out while leaning her body on top of his for better torque.
Jimmy Garcia: IS SHE GOING TO DO IT? ARE WE GOING TO CELESTE MALLORY BECOME THE NEW UCI WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION?
The referee is really demanding Andre to respond to him. Andre keeps punching and kicking like a deer trapped but Celeste keeps screaming while applying the submission. It’s not long before Andre fades out of the submission, unresponsive to any response. Thus, the referee gets up and waves his hand in the air a Technical Submission. Andre falls into the mat completely passed out.
Ding Ding Ding!
Jimmy Garcia: No fucking way…
Celeste Mallory lets go of him slowly, and rolls onto her back nearly crying buckets. She covers her face as Madison Square Garden can’t believe what just happened before their eyes. Her music begins to play as reality sets in, the referee checking on the condition of Holmes while she gets help from medical to stand back up to her feet.
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner by technical submission and the NEW UCI World Heavyweight Champion, Celeste Mallory!
Gravedigger: YES! YES! YES! SHE DID IT! I CALLED IT MAN, I CALLED IT! CELESTE MALORY HAS DEFEATED ANDRE HOLMES!
Andre is currently being checked on by medical while Celeste leans against the ropes on her feet screaming out loud in pure joy. Finally, she has earned her place amongst the greatest of greats while walking around mocking the angry and distraught New York crowd. Finally, Andre sits up in complete disappointment. Covering his face as he truly cannot believe he lost to the one person who almost killed his family.
Jimmy Garcia: From being the most dominant Rising Stars Champion to failing at Killing Floor. Celeste Mallory has done the impossible and that is beat the former World Champion, Andre Holmes, for the belt.
She takes a moment to catch her breath and look right at Andre Holmes with a straight blank face. The referee of the match receives the belt from a ringside crew member but Andre who gets help from the medical team takes it away from him. Celeste gets a little angry at that notion; the two warriors staring into each other’s eyes.
Gravedigger: This defeat destroyed Andre more than ever that he can barely recognize what he’s doing. Andre was a great World Champion but it’s time to hold up your word on social media. Give her the belt.
Jimmy Garcia: How could he to someone that almost killed his family?
Gravedigger: And he disrespected his mother. It’s about time he pays the consequences for his actions. Be a man and do it Andre. Don’t embarrass yourself any-
Jimmy Garcia: OH FUCK OFF GRAVEDIGGER!
Celeste opens her hand out for the belt while Andre tugs it close to his chest. The bleeding on his forehead has been stopped thanks to medical at ringside. As much as he didn’t want too, he was bound by honor. Andre raised the belt and wrapped it around her waist while she leaned back into his arms, cheek placed against his, and caressing his face to whisper one more thing in a soft tone with her eyes closed. “The Devil is in the Pretty.”
Crowd: FUCK YOU CELESTE! FUCK YOU CELESTE! FUCK YOU CELESTE!
Andre has no choice but to leave the ring as Celeste stands in the ring to celebrate her victory. She truly has captured the essence of being the ultimate athlete in the world today. Excited by her upsetting win, and finally happy she did what she said she would, Celeste unhooks the belt and raises it high over her head with both hands. Pyro starts lighting up the stage as the camera zooms in on her sadistic smile.
Jimmy Garcia: She did it. Celeste Mallory is UCI’s new World Heavyweight Champion! After going through WAR with Andre Holmes, she has managed to prove what she said she would do. We’ll see you next week on Overload for her World Championship celebration, and the aftermath of Civil War! Good night everyone!