(10/31/16) Killing Floor Dec 17, 2020 1:13:32 GMT -5
Post by Action Reel on Dec 17, 2020 1:13:32 GMT -5
Fireworks explode in Bran Castle as we cut to a show of Jimmy and Digger at the commentary table.
Jimmy Garcia: UCI in Romania on Halloween?! Are you ready for this, Digger?
Gravedigger: Just shut up and let me watch people get the tar beat out of them.
Jimmy Garcia: Someone must’ve gotten candy corn at the last house they went to.
The camera pans to the ring where Sam Tolson, Yusuke Toriyama, Madison Meriweather, Jesse McCoy, Peyton Daniels, and Jayson Carter stand in the ring, waiting for the match to kick off.
Jimmy Garcia: Just two more left to enter, Digger!
Gravedigger: As we know, the winner of this one gets to call themselves Rising Stars Champion.
'Working Man' hits the air and Calvin Street appears at the curtain. With a quick sneer towards the crowd he walks purposefully down to the ring, exhanging insults with the jeering fans as he goes. Although he spits venom to the crowd and receives the same back, his facial expression never seems to change from a smug sneer.
When he reaches the bottom of the ramp he pauses, soaking in the reaction of the crowd with relish. He mounts the stairs to the ring with purpose, and pauses at the top to wipe his feet clean before slipping between the ropes.
Jimmy Garcia: Here’s a newcomer who we know is looking to come in and do some damage!
Gravedigger: Calvin Street determined to do just that, definitely a mean dude.
I made It by Kevin Rudolf hits as Sebastian Reid steps out onto the stage, playing to the crowd and getting a solid pop. He struts down to the ring, pointing out towards the competitors inside before stepping through the ropes and stretching out a bit in anticipation of the matchup.
Jimmy Garcia: Big talk surrounding this man as well!
Gravedigger: If anyone wants that big talk around them, this is the chance!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like we’re about to find out who!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: This one’s under way as we have ourselves a good old battle royal style clusterfuck brawl. You can practically hear the old timey bar piano right now.
Jimmy Garcia: Of course, the question here is what will these men find inside the bags. Remember, not an over the top elimination, this is a pinfall based bout!
Gravedigger: Street tossing Yusuke outside the ring, trailing right behind.
Jimmy Garcia: Street being the first one to retrieve one of those mystery bags from ringside!
Gravedigger: What do we have in there?
Jimmy Garcia: Bottlecaps!
Gravedigger: Is that a trick or a treat?
Jimmy Garcia: I think it’s currency!
Gravedigger: Shut up, nerd.
Jimmy Garcia: Spinning kick to the gut from Yusuke!
Gravedigger: Going for that spinning chop as well, but Street manages to duck it just in time.
Jimmy Garcia: Hooked onto the bottlecaps! Street slamming Yusuke down with authority!
Taylor Lorde: Yusuke Toriyama has been eliminated!
Gravedigger: Madison Meriweather sliding out now, after Street just after our first elimination.
Jimmy Garcia: Street catches her!
Gravedigger: Tigerbomb on the edge of the ramp!
Taylor Lorde: Madison Meriweather has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Two rapid eliminations from Calvin Street, definitely proving to be a hard hitter here!
Gravedigger: That takes us down to six competitors!
Jimmy Garcia: Sam Tolson driving those shoulders into the gut of Sebastian Reid!
Gravedigger: Tolson stepping back, going for a big one.
Jimmy Garcia: MIDNIGHT PREMIERE RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Gravedigger: Tolson is out!
Taylor Lorde: Sam Tolson has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Sebastian Reid joining in on the party with his first elimination!
Gravedigger: Jayson Carter in the middle of the ring, taunting for the opposition to bring the fight.
Jimmy Garcia: Superkick to Jesse McCoy!
Gravedigger: Daniels on his tail.
Jimmy Garcia: Pele kick to Peyton Daniels!
Gravedigger: Calvin Street in the ring now.
Jimmy Garcia: Big boot to Carter!
Gravedigger: Reid retrieving the next mystery bag.
Jimmy Garcia: Show us the good stuff!
Gravedigger: Is that rock candy?!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid pouring out that pile of delicious crystals out onto the canvas!
Gravedigger: Don’t commentate on an empty stomach, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Big boot to Reid!
Gravedigger: Calvin Street doing a ton in this one.
Jimmy Garcia: Street pulling Carter up to his feet, looking to claim another victim!
Gravedigger: Package piledriver on the hard candy!
Taylor Lorde: Jayson Carter has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Street having his way with the competition in this match!
Gravedigger: He wants that title and it shows.
Jimmy Garcia: Street back out of the ring, scooping up a handful of those mystery bags now!
Gravedigger: Smart idea, save yourself some time and extra trips by scooping up that weaponry all at once.
Jimmy Garcia: Time for some good ol’ thumbtacks!
Gravedigger: Street lifting McCoy high into the air with that military press.
Jimmy Garcia: McCoy dropped right onto the tacks!
Gravedigger: Street with the pin!
Taylor Lorde: Jesse McCoy has been eliminated!
Jimmy Garcia: Street with four eliminations tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid back up!
Gravedigger: Spear to Street!
Jimmy Garcia: Reid right back in it with that hard spear to Calvin Street!
Gravedigger: Street pulling Daniels up now.
Jimmy Garcia: Knee to the gut as Reid retrieves another bag!
Gravedigger: Looks to be a bit heavy.
Jimmy Garcia: Never seen a bag of charcoal used in a match!
Gravedigger: Looks like we’re about to.
Jimmy Garcia: Box office bomb on the charcoal bricks!
Taylor Lorde: Peyton Daniels has been eliminated!
Gravedigger: This whole match has been the Street/Reid show and now it’s down to just those two men!
Jimmy Garcia: One of these men becomes a champion in their debut!
Gravedigger: Daniels grabbing that final bag as he waits for Street to get back up.
Jimmy Garcia: NOT THE LEGOS!
Gravedigger: Bringing Street to his feet.
Jimmy Garcia: Going for that Midnight Premiere once more!
Gravedigger: Street with the knee to the midsection to block it.
Jimmy Garcia: Street getting him up for another tigerbomb, just like how he put Yusuke away earlier!
Gravedigger: REID COUNTERS WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK ON THE LANDING! RIGHT ON THE LEGOS!
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like that could be it!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: Sebastian Reid has done it!
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner and new Rising Stars Champion, Sebastian Reid!
Jimmy Garcia: Erin Fausse, David Sanchez, Celeste Mallory, and Sebastian Reid!
Gravedigger: The newcomer making history in spectacular fashion! Congrats to Sebastian Reid!
Kuno Kenji Segment
We return back to Killing Floor more in the locker room area. Otakuul member, Kuno Kenji, is preparing for his upcoming match by putting on his attire accessories, and warming up for the match. The moment he is ready to leave, he hears a loud knock on the door. Puzzled already because he doesn’t expect any visitors so he walks to open the door to find no one. Turning around, his eyes widen.
Kuno Kenji: Oh no.
The camera changes from Kuno to find Andre sat down on the bench with the hoodie on top of his head. His face resembling Apophis of Egypt, and Kuno is right against the door sweating bullets. Smiling really awkwardly as Andre tilts his head up.
Andre Holmes: Hey.
Kuno Kenji: How you doing?
Andre Holmes: Good, you?
Kuno Kenji: I’m good. Just ready to win my match.
Andre Holmes: Oh, don’t worry about that.
Kuno Kenji: Why?
Andre Holmes: You don’t need to wrestle tonight.
Kuno Kenji: Wha-
Just like that, Andre shoots off the bench in a running charge to Yakuza Kick Kuno’s body straight through the wooden door. It tears off it’s hinges, and smashes into pieces thus alerting everyone in the hallway. They all rush to check on Kuno’s condition while Andre simply walks away furious as fuck.
Andre Holmes: Fuck the Otakuul.
Romanian Street Fight
Stevie Corah vs. Teddy Sol
We come back from a promo for UCI 2k16 with a shot of the small district of shops and restaurants within walking distance of Bran Castle. Everything is closed up and the sidewalks are deserted except for a stray cat that runs into an alley. Suddenly a pair of taxis appear down the road, heading toward where the camera is. The first stops and out steps a UCI referee, followed by Teddy Sol who steps out from the back. The second comes to a stop and out steps Stevie Corah.
Jimmy Garcia: Well it would appear that we've got our participants for our next match ready...but what are they doing out there?
Gravedigger: Well this is a Romanian Street Fight.
Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, but whens the last time you saw a street fight that actually took place on a street?
Gravedigger: Not often! But this is UCI!
Both cabs pull away from the curb and take off as the referee is left alone with Teddy Sol and Stevie Corah.
Referee: Gentlemen, as you are aware this is a street fight. Therefore there are no rules. Due to a generous donation by our General Manager, Jayson Price, the local police will be turning their backs on whatever happens out here. He wishes you both the best.
Teddy Sol: Wait the cops w-
Sol cut off as Corah rushes him from the side and tackles him backfirst into a streetlight. Corah with uppercuts to the ribs with his right hand as he uses his left forearm to keep Teddy up against the streetlight by the throat.
Jimmy Garcia: Hey! This match hasn't even started! I didn't hear a bell!
Gravedigger: You idiot, there is no bell out there.
The match does indeed look to be going as the referee is standing by, waiting to see if Teddy still wants to continue.
Jimmy Garcia: I guess now would be the time to remind everyone that this match can only end by one of two ways, pin or submission.
Sol left doubled over from the rib shots until Corah grabs him by the head and leads him over to a nearby mailbox. Corah looking to smash him face first off the top but Teddy blocks it. Teddy with an elbow to the gut and he follows it up with a jab to the face. Sol with another jab. And another. He goes for a fourth and lands it, but Corah responds with a haymaker to the face.
Gravedigger: Oof. The last thing Teddy Sol wants to do is to try getting into a boxing match.
Teddy stunned by the face shot and he stumbles toward a nearby cheese shop. Corah waiting and waiting, looking for his moment. Teddy near the glass doorway of the shop and Corah takes off. Teddy turns around to face Corah in time to get hit like a punt returner that forgot to call for a fair catch or a rookie NHL center out on the ice. All 280 pounds of Steve Corah checks into Sol and sends him crashing through the glass. Sol disappears inside as Corah stops to shake the glass off of him. The referee dips inside of the shop to check on Teddy as Corah grabs a wheel of artisinal cheese and helps himself.
Jimmy Garcia: MAMA MIA! I haven't seen glass shatter like that since the days of Ste-
Gravedigger: No, no. We don't talk about that company here.
The referee reappears, indicating to Corah that Teddy wants to keep going. Corah hands him the rest of his cheese wheel and instructs him not to lose it as he walks into the shop. The cameraman starts to follow when Corah comes back out the doorway, trying to avoid being hit by a mop wielding Teddy Sol. Sol using the mop like a spear as he throws it at the head of Corah. Stevie ducks it but leaves himself wide open for a knee to the face. Teddy now back with the mop in hand and he snaps it in half over the back of Corah. Teddy now with two pieces of mop and he begins using them both, dragging the splintered ends across the back. Corah stumbling away as Teddy throws the broken mop pieces to the side and follows.
Jimmy Garcia: Just curious, what do you think Price had to pay the police to look away?
Gravedigger: I'm not sure, but I am wondering if anyone bothered to tell any of the business owners. Imagine that scene in the morning!
Teddy now catching up to Corah and he grabs him by the head before leading him toward a stop sign. Teddy smashes him face first into it before letting him drop to the ground. Sol with the quick pin attempt.
Jimmy Garcia: No! Kickout!
Teddy back up to his feet, pulling Corah up with him. Corah quick to fight back, shoving Teddy off of him. Teddy tries to respond with a quick roundhouse kick but Corah catches the leg. Corah now with an elbow to the knee and then a right hand to the face. Teddy stunned and Corah makes him play with a spinebuster onto the cold sidewalk. Corah now with the pin attempt.
Gravedigger: No! Kickout!
Corah back up to his feet, letting Teddy roll in pain for a moment before pulling him up by the hair. Corah looking toward a nearby parked car and he whips Teddy at it. Sol leaps up at the last second onto the trunk and catches Corah off guard with a twisting crossbody that takes the big man down. Teddy rolls off and jumps back up to his feet before hitting a standing moonsault. Teo again for a pin attempt.
Jimmy Garcia: No! Kickout again!
Teo looking like he knows he needs to go big if he's going to keep Corah down. He's looking around at what he can use but nothing is catching his eye. Corah starting to get to his feet and Teo tries to keep him down with punches to the head. Corah though is shaking them off as he gets to his feet, finally responding by shoving Teo up against the car. Corah rushes him and hits him with a forearm to the face. Corah now with Teddy by the hair and he's pointing at the car window. Teddy gets his foot up at the last minute and stops himself from going through, but Corah responds by hitting him with a wicked clothesline.
Gravedigger: That was one of the best clotheslines I've seen since my last Grave Marker. Damn son.
Teddy is down but Corah isn't thinking pin. Instead the big man is climbing up onto the trunk of the car.
Jimmy Garcia: Hold the phones, what is this? We never see Corah go up top!
Gravedigger: Well yeah, never top rope. But that's a car trunk. He's like 4 feet up, tops.
Corah dives off with a splash but Teddy rolls out of the way at the last second. Stevie ends up splashing the edge of the sidewalk as Teddy is counting his lucky stars that he avoided that. Corah rolls over holding onto his chest as Teddy is getting to his feet. Sol can tell he ain't going to get a pin, no matter how hurt Corah is. He's looking for a way to end this and he's looking up at the street light. Teddy heading for the pole and he starts trying to climb.
Gravedigger: No freaking way. You gotta be shitting me.
Teddy having trouble going up the pole, he keeps slipping every so often, but he's going up. Corah now sitting up as he looks toward where Teddy is. Teddy nearing the top of the pole and Corah is up to his feet. Corah over to the pole and he's trying to shake Teddy off. Teddy trying to hold on but the pole is too slick. Teddy knows he's going down so he leaps off, lucking for a hurricanrana. But Corah catches him! Corah with Teddy in position for a powerbomb and he hits it with force onto the hood of the car.
Jimmy Garcia: JESUS!
Teddy rolls off of the now dented hood and onto the street as Corah drops on top of him for the pin attempt.
Gravedigger: NO! KICKOUT!
Corah looks shocked that Teddy could kick out after that and goes for another pin.
Jimmy Garcia: No! Kickout again!
Corah pissed and he gets to his feet, dragging Teddy up with him. Teddy looks like he's having trouble standing with the pain in his lower back, so Corah basically drags him off the street and onto the sidewalk. Corah now with Teddy in front of another shop and he's setting him up for a suplex into the glass.
Gravedigger: Oh damn!
Corah gets Teddy up but Sol fights back with a knee to the top of the head. Teddy lands on his feet but he's barely able to stay up as he immediately grabs his back. Corah shakes off the hit to the head and turns around.
Jimmy Garcia: Habanero Hurricane!
Teddy with his spinning back kick to the face and Corah drops but Teddy is down too, clutching his back as he can't go for the pin right away. Sol now crawling toward Corah and throws an arm over the chest.
Jimmy Garcia: NO! Man you have to think that if Teddy could have gone for the pin right away that this match might be over.
Corah turning over on the sidewalk, a bit of blood coming from his nose, as Teddy is crawling toward the shop window to pull himself up. Corah sits up and wipes the blood from his face as Teddy is having trouble getting up. Corah now up to his feet as the referee is seeing if Teddy can even continue. Corah with a scream of rage and he takes off. Teddy moves out of the way at the last second and Corah ends up spearing himself through the window. Corah halfway in, halfway out of the shop as glass shards fall to the ground. Teddy grabs hold of Corah by the legs and pulls him out of the window and to the ground. Teo looks at the opening, down at Corah and uses his last bit of strength to leap up onto the windowsill and then back off with a Habanero High Dive. Teddy with the pin.
Jimmy Garcia: And Teddy Sol has won this wild street fight!
Gravedigger: I think we've seen it all now.
Shooter McCool vs. Demarcus Jordan
A slow funeral dirge plays over the PA system as six stage hands wheel a casket down the ramp to the side of the ring. The camera gets a close up shot of it as the stage hands head to the back.
Gravedigger: The next match is a casket match between Shooter McCool and DeMarcus Jordan.
Jimmy Garcia: These two fought hard the first time they met in a triple threat match, I can’t wait to see what they do one on one.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is a casket match!
“You Ain’t Never Met a Mother Fucker Quite Like Me” plays over the PA as Shooter McCool steps out onto the ramp. The crowd boos loudly, but he doesn’t hear them. He walks with none of his usual arrogance. Instead, his eyes are locked on the casket, and he moves slowly, almost as if afraid to approach. He keeps his distance, making his way up the steel steps on the opposite side.
Taylor Lorde: Coming to the ring first, hailing from Nashville, Tennessee. He weighs in at two hundred twenty pounds and stands six feet, five inches tall. He is Shooter McCool!
Shooter stands across the ring from the casket, his eyes never leaving it. After a few moments his music dies down, and is replaced by “#1” by Nelly. Demarcus Jordan walks out onto the ramp as the crowd erupts in thunderous applause. He too stares down the ramp at the casket. In his eyes is not fear, but a look of determination.
Taylor Lorde: And his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia. He stands six feet, five inches tall and weighs two hundred twenty five pounds! He is DeMarcus Jordan!
DeMarcus slides under the bottom rope and steps to his corner as his music dies. The ref signals for the bell to ring, and the two men run at each other. Demarcus hits Shooter with an arm drag and they both pop back up. DeMarcus hits another arm drag, this time holding on for an arm bar. Shooter slaps the mat in frustration as he tries to find a way out of the hold. He eventually twists around and gets a foot on the rope, causing the ref to break them up and reset the match.
Jimmy Garcia: Both men here fighting not only to win, but to not get closed in that casket.
Gravedigger: I don’t even want to think about it, and my name’s Gravedigger for Pete’s sake!
Both men lock up, and Shooter grabs DeMarcus in a tight headlock. He tries to drag Jordan toward the casket, but Jordan shifts his weight and bounces Shooter off the ropes. On the rebound he tries to backdrop Shooter onto the coffin, but McCool shifts his weight and lands on his feet on the apron. DeMarcus goes to hit him, but Shooter blocks it, and catches him with a right hand. Jordan stumbles backward, allowing Shooter to climb back in. He hits DeMarcus with a few rights and lefts, sending him sprawling back into the corner. He delivers a few shots to the body, before whipping DeMarcus across the ring into the opposite corner. Shooter sprints across the ring and goes for an elbow, but Jordan dives out of the corner in time for McCool to slam his ribs into the turnbuckles. He stumbles out of the corner, to get hit with a kick to the gut and a DDT from DeMarcus.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like DeMarcus might be taking charge here.
DeMarcus signals for the stage hands to open the casket, before rolling Shooter that direction. He doesn’t get far, before Shooter gathers himself, and hits DeMarcus with a few rights to the skull. Jordan stumbles back, and Shooter stands up, allowing the men to lock up once more. DeMarcus drops down and hits Shooter with a fireman’s carry, before twisting him into a front facelock. Shooter struggles to get out, but DeMarcus hits him with several knees to the top of the head. He then rolls them both toward the coffin, and tries to get Shooter under the bottom rope. He almost has it, when Shooter reaches over and rakes Jordan’s eyes. DeMarcus rolls back to the middle of the ring holding his face, while Shooter regains his bearings on the apron.
Gravedigger: These men fighting like crazy not to end up in that casket!
Shooter rolls under the bottom rope, and walks over to DeMarcus who still can’t see. He stomps on the fallen man’s chest a number of times, before lifting him to his feet. He whips DeMarcus into the opposite ropes, and lifts him on the rebound, backdropping him over the ropes. Jordan lands hard on the lid of the casket, and lays there holding his ribs. Shooter steps out of the ring, standing on the coffin as he lifts DeMarcus up. He puts Jordan’s head between his knees, teasing a piledriver, but Demarcus stands up, backdropping Shooter to the concrete below.
Gravedigger: My god, that one hurt Shooter. He might have broken a rib or two there.
Jimmy Garcia: DeMarcus doesn’t look much better.
Jordan stands, but is holding onto his midsection. He turns around and jumps off the casket, hitting a moonsault on a prone Shooter. The crowd erupts, as both men lay on the ground.
Jimmy Garcia: crazy maneuver from DeMarcus Jordan that may have hurt him almost as much as it hurt Shooter.
DeMarcus props himself up on the steel barricade, and tries to catch his breath as Shooter lays on the ground holding his ribs. DeMarcus slowly drags himself to his feet, and then begins lifting Shooter. He props him up against the coffin, but doesn’t get much farther before shooter shoves him backward into the steel railing. He hits it hard, shouting out in pain, before running at Shooter. McCool moves to the left, and slams Jordan’s head against the edge of the coffin, before rolling him under the bottom rope. He slides in after him, and lifts the man to his feet, and then up on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry. Shooter signals for them to open the casket, and dumps Jordan over the top rope. He goes to close the coffin, but catches a headbutt from DeMarcus that sets the crowd off.
Jimmy Garcia: Shooter thought he had him, but DeMarcus is fighting back!
Jordan climbs out of the coffin and into the ring, whipping Shooter into the ropes. He jumps up and hits McCool with a dropkick to the face, before jumping up and posing for the cheering crowd. He stomps away at Shooter’s ribs, pushing him into the casket. He quickly closes the lid, and goes for the padlock. Before he can lock it shut, Shooter pops the lid open, slamming it into DeMarcus’ forehead, busting him open. Blood runs down his face, as he rolls backward into the ring, and Shooter climbs out of the casket.
Gravedigger: DeMarcus almost had him, but it ended up backfiring in a big way. Jordan is bleeding profusely!
Shooter jumps on him, hitting him with several right hands to the head, opening the cut up even more. McCool stands and stomps away at DeMarcus, before shouting at a hateful crowd. He turns around and lifts DeMarcus up, propping him against the corner. He reels back and chops his chest, the slap echoing through the arena. He chops DeMarcus a few more times, before lifting him onto the top rope. He goes to climb up, but DeMarcus kicks him backward, before leaping off the middle rope and hitting Shooter with a spinning european uppercut.
Jimmy Garcia: Shooter did not see that one coming!
Gravedigger: But can DeMarcus capitalize? Both men look spent.
Demarcus slowly drags himself to the ropes, and uses them to stand, as his face becomes covered with blood. Shooter gets to his knees, and DeMarcus hits him with a shining wizard. He then begins pushing him toward the casket. When they get close, Shooter grabs DeMarcus and rolls over, sending them both into the box. They fight and struggle to their feet, trading punches back and forth.
Suddenly DeMarcus kicks Shooter in the gut, and hits him with a pedigree into the bottom of the coffin.
Jimmy Garcia: There’s the Awesomeness!
DeMarcus climbs out of the coffin and closes it, locking it as the bell rings.
Taylor Lorde: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner, DeMarcus Jordan.
The bleeding man sits up and raises his fist in victory, as the crowd showers him with cheers.
Jimmy Garcia: A hard fought battle! DeMarcus Jordan puts Shooter McCool to rest! Well done!
DeMarcus rolls out of the ring, and makes his way to the back as the fans chant his name.
*As Professor Coachman walking down the ramp, smiling with a microphone on his right hand. The fans starts booing him loudly but Professor Coachman ignores all of their booing. As he enters the ring that set up like a classroom where a blackboard in the middle of the ring, also bookcase and a teacher's desk as well. Professor Coachman raise his hand for the fans to silence them all but the fans are still booing him.*
Jimmy Garcia: Oh what the hell is going on right now? Professor Coachman is going to take over the PPV show? Will somebody beat him up already....
Gravedigger: Shut Jimmy, show the Professor respect! He has the right to do his own class to educate these idiots fans right now!
Professor Coachman: Students, Students, when i raise my left hand, all of better shut up!
*The fans are not done booing at Professor Coachman.*
Jimmy Garcia: The hell i'm not giving him my respect Gravedigger, the fans has the right to boo him!
Gravedigger: Well, we'll see about that Jimmy, Professor will find a way to shut these monkeys up!
Professor Coachman: Ok you ignorant monkeys, all of you are starting to waste my time for this class session right now! The more you boo, the time i take away your precious Killing Floor PPV for a long time! No matches will go ahead until all of you dumb idiots shut up!
*As the fans stop booing, Professor Coachman smiles and laugh.*
Gravedigger: Well look here Jimmy, all the fans has shut up already. Told you he's smart!
Professor Coachman: Well looks like all of you dumb idiots have fallen to my trap, i will ruin your night that you paid to see this Killing Floor PPV cause right now all go you h.....
Jimmy Garcia: What the hell?
*The arena went total black out, the spotlight shows on Professor Coachman then another spotlight shows on two little girls on the stage.*
Gravedigger: Why are there two little girls doing here right now?
Jimmy Garcia: Well Gravedigger, they looked very scary right now!
Two Little Girls: Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock Jamo is here. Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, Jamo is gonna show you all his killing floor. Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock Jamo is gonna kill you.
Jimmy Garcia: Jamo? who the hell is he?
Gravedigger: Some idiot nightmare wannabe wants to save the fans?
*Two little girls giggles and leave then a psycho laughs echo the arena.*
Jimmy Garcia: That'll shut you up Gravedigger!
Gravedigger: I ain't going to be afraid of that man when he shows up!
*Chaos controlled by Sanity -NXT- hits, the sounds of a helicopter background hovering by and a spotlights starts moving across the arena then stops when it found mystery man standing on the stage.*
Gravedigger: Ok i take that back right now, that guy looks scary as hell!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh, so you're scared now huh?
Gravedigger: Shut up little shit.
*As the mystery man walked down the ramp slowly, as the fans looks confuse if the man is Jamo. As he slides in the ring, the arena got all the lights back to normal then he stand close to Professor Coachman to stare him.*
Professor Coachman: Who the hell are you? How dare you interrupt my class session! Get you damn ass out of my class before you get a beatdown.
*The mystery man picked up the microphone on the chair.*
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like he got something to say!
Mystery Man: So.... is this your choice to force me out to beat me down.... I gonna warn you.... I'm not easy to be beaten down.... Make your move then you'll see what happens when i get my turn....
Professor Coachman: Yeah i am going to kick your ass for interrupting my class session and second i will throw you out cause you don't look tough!
*Professor Coachman threw the first punch to try to knock the mystery man down but still no effect.*
Gravedigger: Looks like it didn't hurt after all...
Jimmy Garcia: Now lets see whats the mystery man is made of!
*As the mystery man looks back to Professor Coachman, Mystery man took of his bandanna and hooded jacket off to reveal himself.*
Jimmy Garcia: HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS FOREHEAD! HE GOT A HUGE SCAR AND ALSO LOOK AS HIS DAMN BACK! THAT HIS BURNED MARK?....
Gravedigger: Well, looks like class has been cancelled right now, Run Professor, get out of the ring!!
*Professor Coachman tries to run away but the mystery man grabs his left arm to stop him then he smiles.*
Mystery Man: Well Professor you had you turn.... now it's my turn to return the favor....
*Mystery Man hits the capture suplex on Professor Coachman then he grabs a chalk and writes his name on the blackboard saying "i'm Jamo" and the arena goes nuts.*
Jimmy Garcia: Whoa! That man is Jamo? Holy hell he is here! UCI has signed the Hardcore Legend to join this fed! The 14 times hardcore champ is here! The fans are going nuts!
*Jamo picked up the microphone on the ring.*
Jamo: I'm here..... the INSANITY MONSTER IS HERE!.... no one is safe in this fed.... no one will stop my rampage.... and no one will see me coming cause everybody got a target on their heads.... including all of you UCI's wrestlers.... Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock the end is here right now and welcome..... to MY KILLING FLOOR!
*As i looked back to Professor Coachman starting to get up slowly, Jamo waits for him to turn then he runs towards him to hit the Insanity Spear!*
Jimmy Garcia: Spear! Spear! He just broke Professor in half!
Gravedigger: Get the damn Security dammit!
*The security Runs to the ring to get Jamo out of the ring but Jamo hits the whole security with the Insanity Cutter!*
Jimmy Garcia: Jamo has wiped out the whole security in this building!
*After Jamo has wiped out the whole security, He grabs Professor Coachman to pick him up and applied the Submission finisher Insanity Choke then his eyes rolls up and smiles.*
Gravedigger: Jamo hits another finisher, Half Nelson Choke with Body Scissor submission hold and he is choking the life out of Professor!
*Jamo lets go of Professor Coachman as he is lying motionless, Jamo grabs the microphone again.*
Jamo: Does anyone wants to see the Professor go through a table of fire?
*Jamo laughs as he heard he fans.*
Jamo: Well then you got it!
*Jamo slides out of the ring, grabs the table, matches and liquid flammable under the ring then slides back in the ring, sets up the table on the middle of the ring, pour the liquid flammable on the table, lit the match and set the table on fire. Jamo gabs Professor with a powerbomb postion.*
Jimmy Garcia: Jamo has positioned him in a powerbomb, he is going to bomb him to hell on that fiery table!
Gravedigger: Jamo, don't do it!
*Jamo lifts Professor up in the air and drive his body through the fire table. He laughs again and the arena went black out again then the lights go back on again that Jamo has disappeared. The Medics rush to the ring to dose out the fire, moved him carefully to the stretcher to take him to the ambulance.*
Jimmy Garcia: Well fans, Jamo has arrived to UCI as a huge signing to be part of our roster!
Gravedigger: I think they made a bad move to sign him Jimmy! They should suspended him for what he did to Professor!
Jimmy Garcia: Well i hope they don't suspended him, cause the fans are enjoying this right now. Lets get on the next match right now after this.
UCI Intercontinental Championship
Monsters Ball Match
Bonnie Blue © vs Jonathan Porter vs Shadowlove
The Bran Castle might be old but the action is always new. Over 20,000 fans have come from around the world to witness the first ever, and innovative Killing Floor PPV. We’ve seen some heavy ass matches that have set the bar but not it’s time for the co-main event. The camera angles switch from pandering around the crowd, and straight to Jimmy Garcia, and Gravedigger dressed up for Halloween!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh my god! I can’t take anymore of this pay-per-view. We’ve crowned a new Rising Stars Champion, and seen crazy finishes to mind blowing matches. Now we are here to the co-main event.
Gravedigger: Aw yeah! Monster’s Ball for the UCI Intercontinental Championship! Here we go! Another Guardian losin’ a title tonight! Yeah!
Jimmy Garcia: ...Right. Bonnie Blue is set to defend her UCI Intercontinental Championship in a Triple Threat Monster’s Ball match against not only Jonathan Porter but Shadowlove!
Gravedigger: Fuck dis! Let’s go!
Taylor Lorde stands in the centre of the ring wearing a wicked witch of the west costume. She receives the cue from production to begin with the introductions of the match!
Ding Ding Ding!
“Personal Jesus” by Depeche Mode is the first of three music to play inside the castle halls. The lighting systems immediately start flickering multicolored lights around the interior but the crowd is really against Shadowlove. He walks with accompanied by Ms. Miyamoto walking through the fog on the stage, and then posing as the dynamic duo is UCI’s official power couple to the fans.
Shadowlove walks down to the ring with Ms. Miyamoto’s arm latched around his. The two sarcastically wave to the audience, slick smiles spread on their face. Dressed in that black-leather trench coat along with crocodile-skinned pants, and boots. Ms. Miyamoto wearing her signature red dress, and black heels but the two does their best to stick together on avoiding the fans reaching out to touch them.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the first participant! Hailing from Bran, Romania! At six feet, four inches tall, weighing in at 235 pounds. Accompanied to the ring by Ms. Miyamoto, he is “The Handsome Half-Breed” Shadowlove!
“Her Strut” by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band takes over the original theme as the power couple stands in the center of the ring posing with each other in their arms. The spotlight shines only on them; Everywhere else in the castle hall is completely pitch black. Once they release the pose, Shadowlove escorts Ms. Miyamoto out of the ring while he warms up in his designated corner.
Gravedigger: Mmm! When is Ms. Miyamoto gonna leave that bum to get with a real G?
Jimmy Garcia: And that would be you?
Gravedigger: My name starts with a capital G but anyhow, Shadowlove better win the UCI Intercontinental Title. I put two grand on his ass if not, I’m taking Ms. Miyamoto!
Immediately, the castle hall of the Bran Castle goes dark again due to the acoustic guitar riff playing around the audience. “Welcome Home” by Coheed and Cambria blasts through the speakers thus brightening the arena in a red glow as soon as Jonathan Porter walks out in that full black suit with a black tie to finish the look. Romania is not pretty happy; not really a fan of werewolf tales.
He marches down to the ring in a very determined manner. A great championship opportunity in the co-main event of the Killing Floor has Fang pumped up for this match. Jonathan slaps away the outstretched hands of the fans during his walk down the entrance path, and even goes the disrespectful route on ripping up signs.
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the second participant! Hailing from Long Pond, Pennsylvania! At six feet tall, weighing in at 220 pounds. He is Jonathan “Fang” Porter!
Jonathan slides into the ring before getting back up on his feet. Ripping the suit, and shirt off to reveal his figure, he leaps onto the middle turnbuckle of his corner to power his arms in the air. Laughing maniacally as Fang is pretty confident that he is winning the championship. He gets off, and remains in his corner although Shadowlove pays no attention to his opponent at all.
Jimmy Garcia: Jonathan Porter may be the wildcard but he’s looking to get some UCI gold for the first time in his career. Maybe he could use that to his advantage. Being the underestimated competitor in the ring has come a long way for huge upsets.
Gravedigger: Hahahahaha! Somebody’s been reading into werewolves too much!
Shadowlove, and Fang are both anxious to get the match started. Under a Monster’s Ball, you never have an idea of how a match like this could impact on one’s career. “Doctor Who Meets Metal” by erock is the final entrance music striking blue, and white lights dancing around the halls. While smoke is uncovering the stage, Bonnie Blue is yet to be seen. The cameras search around the arena trying to locate her.
Gravedigger: Where the hell is this bitch?! Oh shit! She’s quit! She’s scared, I knew she never had it in her! Gravedigger one, Guardians zero!
Jimmy Garcia: Hold on, she’s- we’ve found her. She’s moving through the crowd, and what is THAT she’s bringing with her?!
Bonnie Blue has been spotted by the cameras pushing a shopping cart filled with weapons. Trash cans with lids, steel chairs, kendo sticks, and even a stop signs with cookie sheets. There’s also a change in her attire; fitted more for the hardcore environment. Her fists tapped up in white, wearing a black tank top, and also tight blue jeans with black boots. Blonde hair wrapped in a ponytail.
Gravedigger: THIS GIRL IS FUCKIN’ CRAZY! PERIOD! PERIOD I TELL YOU!
Taylor Lorde: Introducing the final participant! Hailing from Parts Unknown! At five feet, ten inches tall, weighing in at 143 pounds! She is the UCI Intercontinental Champion, “The Daughter of Time” Bonnie Blue!
Bonnie pushes the cart next to the ring, and starts throwing in cookie sheets along with steel chairs. She quickly rolls into the ring with the UCI Intercontinental Championship around her waist, and hops up onto the middle to unstrap the belt thus raising it high.
Jimmy Garcia: Officially the longest reigning UCI Intercontinental Champion, and the first ever double-reigning champion in UCI history. Bonnie Blue is an amazing women inspiring others to go above, and beyond in their lives. A victory over Shadowlove, and Jonathan Porter will certify her reign down the line.
With all three competitors officially in the ring, Taylor Lorde exits while the referee raises up the UCI Intercontinental Championship up high for all to see. Presenting the belt to ringside, he signals for the match to be underway!
Ding Ding Ding!
Shadowlove quickly leaps out of the ring to spend some time planning with Ms. Miyamoto. While Bonnie walks up to the ropes demanding for him to get back inside, she gets blindsided from behind by a vicious elbow to the back of her head by Fang. Her body collapsing into the canvas chest first then deliberately worked on with stomps. Fang stomping away down on her flesh with no regards for her life.
At ringside, Ms. Miyamoto, and Shadowlove are applauding the efforts of Fang. Jonathan picks up Bonnie by the hair until whipping her into the corner. Her back planted against the turnbuckles but then also sealing the deal by splashing her chest first. Squishing her even more against the turnbuckles. Finishing up the combination by ragdolling her across the ring with a powerful toss.
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve already started this Triple Threat match, and Shadowlove has jumped out of the ring to buy him some time. Meanwhile, Fang is really putting down the action on the champion. Looks like he wants to get the win before Shadowlove is involved!
Gravedigger: Shadowlove is the only smart man in this match. Better yet, he’s taking up the actual strategy of letting your opponents do all the work than going in for the kill.
Fang slowly walks over to pick up a cookie sheet, and march back over to his prey. Bonnie slowly getting back up to her feet, and able to duck under his right arm when he raises to smash the sheet on her head. She sprints all the way down to the ropes, and rebounds to Dropkick the sheet into his face as Fang uses it to block the impact but puts himself in harm's way.
Jimmy Garcia: Dropkicking the cookie sheet into Fang’s face! My God! The impact of metal hitting flesh is not good but seeing it on the face, Bonnie is really getting into her hardcore roots!
Gravedigger: Might set up as porno with her.
Bonnie quickly crawls on top of Jonathan for the first pin attempt until her hair is grappled by the large hands of Shadowlove. He drags her off, and tosses her body into the corner thus securing the first pin of the match for himself after sliding into the ring.
Fang kicks out of the match, and Shadowlove is already back on his feet. When he turns around, he suffers a few forearms into his chest by and enraged Bonnie Blue. The last forearm stuns him long enough for her to take a run into the ropes but only rebounds to have her body floored by a sick clothesline. Upon impact, Shadowlove walks around the ring showboating.
Shadowlove leaves the ring to search under it, and the result is a table. A table wrapped in barbed wire. He places the table as a bridge between the apron, and barricade on one side of the ring before sliding inside. Getting up on his feet, his first target is Fang who is able to get back up after the cookie sheet shot to the head. A few kicks into the ribs softens him up then clubs his back to drop him on his knees.
Gravedigger: Shadowlove gettin’ creative, and really gettin’ dirty! In a Monster’s Ball match, these type of shit is not only allowed but encouraged. A barbed wire table set up as a bridge at ringside, and Fang is getting thrown into the ropes!
Fang manages to duck the right arm of Shadowlove then return back to duck under that same arm once again. Finally meeting in the center, Fang catches Shadowlove into a Knee Lift that forces him to stumble back off the hard impact. However, it doesn’t end well for Shadowlove. When he gets his composure together, he suffers a nasty kick into the face knocking him onto the apron near the table.
Jimmy Garcia: Big Boot into the face by Fang, and Shadowlove almost went through the table. Anything could backfire on you but Fang might be having a mind in what he wants to do for that Barbed Wire table!
Both men on the apron, and Jonathan helps up Shadowlove back on his feet. The two exchange back in blows. Forearms, chops, each competitor fighting for their life not to be involved with barbed wire. Fang manages to temporarily annihilate Shadowlove with another big boot into the jaw then turn his back into his chest. Lifting Shadowlove’s back on his shoulder for a Belly to Back Suplex but a few punches to the head are preventing that.
Gravedigger: NO! NO! NO! NO! SHADOWLOVE! NO!
Shadowlove is flourishing back to back fists on the top of Fang’s head that almost weakens the grip. Bonnie quickly gets off her feet to run into the ropes, and leaps onto the middle rope to springboard back in the air, and once again Dropkick Shadowlove. Thus, she helps Fang drop off the apron to Belly to Back Suplex Shadowlove through the barbed wire table. Breaking through the wood, and entangling the razor sharp material into his flesh having Romania cry in awe!
Jimmy Garcia: Holy shit! Holy fuck! Bonnie Blue being the catalyst on Shadowlove going through the barbed wire table! Fang Belly to Back Suplexes with a Springboard Dropkick into Shadowlove! Ms. Miyamoto is checking on his condition, he doesn’t look too good!
Gravedigger: Two on One right?! Two on one?! This is some bullshit! Fuck you Bonnie, and Jonathan! Fuck everything!
Bonnie Blue leaves the ring immediately to run at Fang currently on his knee, and land a swift blow into his chin with a Shining Wizard. He falls down from the impact thus allowing her some time to walk back to the cart, and slide in the stop sign. She returns back to Jonathan, and rolls him into the ring thus following after him. She climbs up on the top rope then leaps off to deliver a diving Elbow Drop into his sternum before the pin attempt.
Fang kicks out once again, and Bonnie is back up again. She kicks the dented cookie sheet out of the ring to grab the stop sign, and wedge it in between one of the turnbuckles in a corner. Bonnie marches over to help Jonathan back up to her feet, and dig her feet in his ribs with a few kicks. A quick run into the ropes is stopped when Porter German Suplexes her back onto the mat with a bridge.
Bonnie is the one kicking out this time, and Fang gets and idea. He rolls out of the ring to pick up a trash can, and roll it into the ring as well. Inside the ring, he picks up that same trash can to put it over her body. Infuriated, he backs up a few steps until charging across the ring to soccer kick his right foot through the trash can into her own face. Her body slimming to the mat limp.
Gravedigger: This match is so cringeworthy! I like it a lot as long as Bonnie’s gettin’ torn apart because she ain’t no champion in my books!
Jimmy Garcia: Jonathan Porter catching second wind in the match from a German Suplex into another Mafia Kick with a trash can covering Bonnie. He’s trying to go for the pin but here comes Shadowlove!
Shadowlove appears out of nowhere to charge from one corner over to Jonathan thus leaping off the mat to drive a destructive Headbutt into the ribs of Porter. Fang’s body blown back away that he actually dents the stop sign wedged in the corner then falls face first down onto the canvas. Shadowlove is extremely furious, and then marches over to his downed opponent to toss him out of the ring.
Gravedigger: YEAH SHADOWLOVE! SIGNATURE RAMMING HEADBUTT! SHADOWLOVE IS GONNA TAKE THE TITLE AWAY FROM BONNIE BLUE!
Bonnie is still suffering that pulsing headache from the trash can spot. Shadowlove shows no mercy to drag her out of the ring, and carry her into the empty shopping cart. Her body well limped in that cart until he drags her all the way up the entrance path. Holding tightly on the cart, Shadowlove just sprints down pushing the cart with Bonnie in until she crashes into a steel post. She launches out of the cart to the floor from the impact, and is temporarily knocked out.
Gravedigger: Crash and Burn! There goes your driving license Bonnie!
Jimmy Garcia: Shadowlove is full set on punishing Bonnie Blue. It’s like we’re seeing a different side of Shadowlove, a more aggressive, and enraged one!
Throwing her inside the ring, Shadowlove wanted more. The taste of violence was too sweet so he frantically started searching under the ring until pulling out a glass table. He set that glass table up at ringside, and was already back in the ring. Fang met him to cut him off at the apron thus keeping him at the corner. An uppercut under his chin nailed Shadowlove chest first against the turnbuckles.
Crowd: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
On one side of the turnbuckles, Jonathan was standing on the middle rope pulling Shadowlove up with him as hell. He was pretty intent on hooking the arm around his neck but Shadowlove decided otherwise by uprooting Fang in between the legs with a low blow!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh! Shadowlove going down, and dirty! Wait, no! NO SHADOWLOVE, NO!
Shadowlove instead hooks him in a superplex position with the extra leverage after the low blow. Just when he’s about to lift him over, Bonnie manages to get inside the ring to exit on the apron, and do the impossible by Powerbombing Shadowlove from the middle rope straight down through the glass table. Glass shattering everywhere, and Shadowlove lying down on the broken glass outcold!
Gravedigger: BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT! BULLSHIT!
Bonnie’s back is killing her, and her body scarred up from the shopping cart crash but she doesn’t want it to end like that. She climbs up onto the top rope, and then sits Fang on it before sitting on his shoulders in a Electric Chair. Lowering her body, she flips him backwards off the top turnbuckle into a Reverse Frankensteiner although catching herself in a spider variation.
Jimmy Garcia: Reverse Frankensteiner! Reverse Frankensteiner! Jonathan Porter is on the mat while Shadowlove is out cold, and now she’s standing on the top rope! Here we go, this is it!
One leap backwards for her to corkscrew into a flip where her back Sentons into the chest of Porter. Landing that Corkscrew Senton onto the gut of her opponent that unleashes all the air inside him. The crowd in Romania is absolutely wild to see the Sonic Screwdriver performed, and also Bonnie with his back pinning his shoulders down.
Jimmy Garcia: SONIC SCREWDRIVER! SHE’S DONE IT! HERE’S THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Ding Ding Ding!
Gravedigger: NO! NO! NO! MS. MIYAMOTO, YOU’RE COMING HERE WITH ME!
Bonnie Blue slowly rolls off Porter’s body with her music playing. The referee orders medical staff to check on all three bruised up competitors, and make sure they’re okay. She receives her Intercontinental Title while Shadowlove, and Fang are both still trying to snap into their senses.
Taylor Lorde: Here is your winner, and STILL the UCI Intercontinental Champion, Bonnie Blue!
Gravedigger: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Through thick, and skin, Bonnie Blue has really done all she can to certify her Intercontinental title reign. It’s safe to say that Bonnie Blue has cemented her reign in UCI. We’ll return after these messages for the first ever UCI Killing Floor match!
Killing Floor Match
UCI World Heavyweight Championship
Alex Richards © vs. Celeste Mallory vs. Ryan Jones vs. Andre Holmes vs. Johnny Rabid vs. Kevin Bishop vs. Tiffany White
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve seen bodies broken, flesh ripped apart, and careers changed in the span of a few hours!
Gravedigger: It’s been a hell of a ride, but now we turn our attention to the big one!
Jimmy Garcia: You’re not kidding, Digger! Watching that hellish structure dropping down is sending chills down my spine!
Gravedigger: I’ve seen a lot of things throughout my career and I can tell you that this will be a sight to see! Jimmy, why don’t you go ahead and tell the people watching at home what exactly we’re all about to witness.
Jimmy Garcia: Seven competitors, a cage covered in barbed wire, and a plethora of weaponry for those inside to use! Three competitors will kick this one off as the other four will be locked inside of those plexiglass pods located in each corner of the cage! The last one standing will not only make history as the first ever Killing Floor winner, but also walk away as the UCI world champion!
Gravedigger: Don’t forget, we also must keep in mind that if Ryan Jones or Andre Holmes are eliminated first, they will lose their current championships!
Jimmy Garcia: Tonight is just full of possibilities!
Gravedigger: We see now, that cage being secured into place.
Jimmy Garcia: Seven will enter, but only one will walk out victorious! Any guesses, Digger?
Gravedigger: It’s tough to tell. You have three current champions, a former Rising Stars champion, two impressive newcomers in Kevin Bishop and Tiffany White, and the man who may be the biggest dark horse in Johnny Rabid.
Jimmy Garcia: As we saw earlier, Rabid forming a sort of pact with our general manager. What kind of effect do you expect that to have on things?
Gravedigger: I mean, you can’t deny the sort of advantage that can give someone.
Jimmy Garcia: What about Richards and Holmes, two Guardians allies being in this one together? Do you expect that to give those two an advantage?
Gravedigger: Again, alliances can do a lot, but it’s also important to remember that this is every man for himself when it comes down to it.
Jimmy Garcia: Well the structure is in place now as we turn our attention to Ms. Taylor Lorde!
DING DING DING!!
Taylor Lorde: The following is the Killing Floor match and will be for the UCI world championship!
Crowd: UCI! UCI! UCI! UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: This place is electric, Digger!
Gravedigger: Here comes our first participant!
Jimmy Garcia: It’s Ryan Jones! The TV Champion is looking as focused as ever heading into this one, even been calling himself the “Next UCI World Champ” on Twitter!
Gravedigger: Seeing as we’re talking about the longest reigning TV champion we’ve had in UCI, I’d say he stands as good of a chance as anyone.
Jimmy Garcia: Will Jones find himself walking away with a second championship or possibly empty handed after tonight?
Gravedigger: He’ll have to wait and see as we now see that Jones is the first to be locked behind the plexiglass.
Jimmy Garcia: Huge advantage being one of the four competitors who get a pod spot!
Gravedigger: Definitely, Jimmy. Wouldn’t wanna be one of the three who have to kick this one off.
Jimmy Garcia: He’s won’t be alone any longer as it looks like Celeste Mallory is our next competitor!
Gravedigger: Celeste Mallory, former Rising Stars champion. As we all know, Celeste dropped that belt for guaranteed entry into this match, was able to skip the qualifier process and secure her place in the biggest main event we’ve ever seen.
Jimmy Garcia: She’s a proven champion and possibly one of the most dangerous and sadistic people in this bout!
Gravedigger: Agreed. This is a place where I’m sure she feels right at home.
Jimmy Garcia: Two pods filled, five left to enter! Who else is getting the advantage of plexiglass protection?
Gravedigger: It looks like Price’s plan B is here!
Jimmy Garcia: Price tailing him of course on the way down to the structure.
Crowd: Fuck you, Price! Fuck you, Price! Fuck you, Price!
Jimmy Garcia: The crowd here in Romania clearly isn’t thrilled with the presence of the GM!
Gravedigger: These people need to learn some damn respect for our leader!
Jimmy Garcia: That GM has been pushing a lot of buttons over the past month ever since going after the world title himself!
Gravedigger: Oh god, what’s that degenerate doing here?!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s degenerate is one of the founders of this federation! Spencer Adams sticking to his word and sitting ringside for this one!
Gravedigger: How’s he affording a front row ticket when he’s an unemployed bum?
Jimmy Garcia: The man has had a solid career in the ring. You think he hasn’t invested some of that wisely at least?
Gravedigger: Damn freeloader probably blew the whole welfare check on this just to see the superior GM cheer Rabid onto victory!
Jimmy Garcia: Anyway, it’s three pods secured now as Rabid steps inside.
Gravedigger: Price has to be feeling pretty confident that his guy isn’t kicking this one off, excellent strategy!
Jimmy Garcia: This man right here also getting the advantage of entering later on!
Gravedigger: That’s right, Kevin Bishop taking the final pod here tonight it appears!
Jimmy Garcia: Digger, you sound more excited for a newer signee than you usually do? Are you feeling okay?
Gravedigger: Just doing my job, Jimmy. Take notes.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop of course comes here with championship accolades and is known for his alliance with a handful of bright prospects in other promotions.
Gravedigger: I’ll credit the guy, he’s a proven ringleader and given his overall demeanor, should be fun to watch when the weapons come out and the blood starts to splatter.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, the final pod is now filled up and we know that Jones, Mallory, Rabid, and Bishop will kick this match off safe and sound!
Gravedigger: I doubt they have a sense of security though knowing that their pod could be the next to open.
Jimmy Garcia: Imagine The Plague winning the championship in only his second week in UCI!
Gravedigger: Here comes someone else competing for the world title in only their second UCI match.
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White is here!
Gravedigger: Tiffany also comes here with a resume of her own, establishing herself as a television champion elsewhere.
Jimmy Garcia: That’s the thing. While White and Bishop are newer, they certainly aren’t slouches!
Gravedigger: You see either of these two winning?
Jimmy Garcia: It’s definitely possible! This is a match full of top tier talent and they’ll rip each other apart to be called champion!
Gravedigger: Tiffany now being the first confirmed to kick off this match.
Jimmy Garcia: Running the ropes now and I think she’s just ready for this one to start!
Gravedigger: We’re getting closer. Here’s her first dance partner.
Jimmy Garcia: One half of the tag team champions has arrived to the party!
Gravedigger: We now know which three competitors will start out in the center of the ring, but give us the recap on this man, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: He’s a current champion in UCI and has held titles basically everywhere he’s gone. Andre Holmes is a proven winner!
Gravedigger: What do you think of Andre’s odds?
Jimmy Garcia: He’s both a dark horse and a favorite! He’s been inches away from it before!
Gravedigger: Andre and Tiffany are just smiling at each other now. These two know what’s about to transpire between them.
Jimmy Garcia: All out war? Well they won’t be alone, because here comes the world champion!
Gravedigger: Alex Richards may have managed to survive three championship tasks so far over the past couple months, but what about this?
Jimmy Garcia: Fair point! This is by far the toughest challenge he’s faced so far!
Gravedigger: Two Guardian’s allies in this match, what do you make of it?
Jimmy Garcia: Knowing the type of fires lit under Holmes and Richards recently, I’m not sure!
Gravedigger: The door has been locked, our GM watches from just outside the structure, and those inside are ready to go!
Jimmy Garcia: You said it! With all pods occupied and Tiffany, Andre, and Alex standing in the ring, it looks like it’s time to get things rolling!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: This is it, the first ever Killing Floor match is officially underway!
Jimmy Garcia: Both Holmes and White staring down Richards, thinking carefully over strategy perhaps!
Gravedigger: It looks like Holmes has made up his mind! Sneak attack as he lays into Tiffany White with some hard rights!
Jimmy Garcia: Richards not one to be the odd man out though, he’s in on the action now!
Gravedigger: Headbutt to Andre Holmes as Richards sends him back into the corner.
Jimmy Garcia: Corner splash from Alex Richards!
Gravedigger: The champion looking to assert his obese frame early here.
Jimmy Garcia: Shut it, Digger, Richards is showing us right away why he’s the champ!
Gravedigger: He’s got a long night ahead of him still, so we’ll see about that, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: European uppercuts from Richards, landing right underneath Andre’s chin!
Gravedigger: Tiffany White getting back to her feet after those strikes from Andre.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes is a man known for his striking though and even if you think you’re prepared for it, it’s still going to do a number if you aren’t ready for it!
Gravedigger: White with a low dropkick to the back of Richards’ knee!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s probably the best bet to cut down the size advantage, smart move by Tiff!
Gravedigger: Some sharp kicks to the leg now.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards appears a bit wobbly on that right leg now!
Gravedigger: Andre Holmes returning the favor with some hard uppercuts.
Jimmy Garcia: They’re playing table tennis with the champion right now, back and forth with the attacks!
Gravedigger: Alex managing to shake it here a bit, knee to the gut of Holmes.
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White still doing her best to take down the champion, but Alex is still fighting through it!
Gravedigger: Back elbow to Tiffany’s gut. That one sends her back to her knees!
Jimmy Garcia: Shoulder thrust right through Andre’s midsection!
Gravedigger: That one looks like it knocked the wind out of him.
Jimmy Garcia: The champion still looking strong here in the beginning!
Gravedigger: Alex looking towards the general manager’s direction, he drops down and rolls out to ringside now.
Jimmy Garcia: Shooting a quick smirk at Price.
Gravedigger: Disrespect if I’ve ever seen it. You call that a champion?
Jimmy Garcia: Price and Richards have a feud between them and it appears that still stands strong!
Gravedigger: Richards the first under the ring, fishing for some weaponry it seems.
Jimmy Garcia: What’s a party without a steel chair or two?
Gravedigger: That was the first thing he could come up with? So creative.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards taunting Price now, just smacking that chair against the cage wall in his direction!
Gravedigger: Price pointing behind him now and Richards might want to look out.
Jimmy Garcia: Not in the clear yet!
Gravedigger: Dropkick through the ropes from Tiffany White!
Jimmy Garcia: Chair driven right into Richards’ face!
Gravedigger: He got cocky and that one backfired on him in an instant!
Jimmy Garcia: Amazing maneuver from White with that one, she’s knocked the champion clean out!
Gravedigger: Now, Tiffany has to turn her attention to Andre Holmes. Remember, if Holmes is pinned first, he’ll walk away strapless.
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany sliding back into the ring now, indeed looking toward Holmes!
Gravedigger: Tiff pulling Andre up now.
Jimmy Garcia: Enzuigiri from Holmes! That one hit her hard!
Gravedigger: Tiff still on her feet though as Andre pulls her in.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre looking to suplex her to outside!
Gravedigger: White doing her best to fight it right now, but Andre with a knee to the gut to soften her up.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes has her up, turning towards the outside!
Gravedigger: Dropped gut first onto that top rope!
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany just barely clinging onto the apron by the top rope here!
Gravedigger: Andre approaching, getting hold of Tiffany’s head.
Jimmy Garcia: She’s still holding on though as she lays into Andre with the desperate elbows to the midsection!
Gravedigger: That elbow combo appears to be making Andre teeter himself a bit.
Jimmy Garcia: A second enzuigiri from Holmes!
Gravedigger: Tiffany White tumbles to the outside as our GM continue to watch on with intrigue.
Jimmy Garcia: As is his obvious pick in this one in Johnny Rabid!
Gravedigger: He’s one of four still left to enter who I’m sure are all watching carefully.
Jimmy Garcia: They might want to keep an eye on Andre Holmes right now!
Gravedigger: TOPE SUICIDA!
Jimmy Garcia: My god! Tiffany White driven right into that cell wall!
Gravedigger: Just a few minutes into this one and we’ve already got someone’s flesh colliding with the barbed structure!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes hit hard though and I think it’s safe to say that he’s feeling the effects of that impact as well!
Gravedigger: We’re just a few minutes in and this thing is truly just beginning, but look at where the three active competitors are at right now.
Jimmy Garcia: Not for long as it looks like Richards is starting to stir now!
Gravedigger: Still grabbing at that oversized head of his though. What are the chances that he’s suffered a bit of brain damage?
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know the severity, but it would be safe to say a concussion is probable at this point!
Gravedigger: A hit like he took this early on could really shake things up.
Jimmy Garcia: Doesn’t seem to shake Richards as it looks like he’s once again looking for something to turn it up in this one!
Gravedigger: Don’t make it another chair, you boring bastard.
Jimmy Garcia: DID RICHARDS JUST PULL OUT A MACE FROM UNDER THE APRON?!
Gravedigger: Honestly, I expected a Samsung Note 7, would’ve been a much better choice.
Jimmy Garcia: He may not know where he is right now, but a mace wielding Richards is a dangerous one!
Gravedigger: Richards doing his best to make his way towards the opposition.
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Andre back to his feet now!
Gravedigger: Let’s hope he can just put that lardass out of his misery.
Jimmy Garcia: MACE SWUNG RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF ANDRE! Looks like you spoke too soon, Digger!
Gravedigger: Does this mark the real beginning of the bloodbath then?
Jimmy Garcia: I think the concern now should be internal, that’s a hell of a hit to take and right to the gut too!
Gravedigger: We can see the blood spotting on Holmes right now. Mark that one down for the highlight reel.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Tiff White may be the next to face Richards’ new friend!
Gravedigger: Richards takes another big swing.
Jimmy Garcia: Tiff ducking it just in time as that mace collides with the ring post!
Gravedigger: Big swinging kick to the gut from Tiffany White as Richards doubles over.
Jimmy Garcia: She grabs hold of the arm!
Gravedigger: Richards yanked right into the post with authority!
Jimmy Garcia: The champion just folding to the ground with that collision!
Gravedigger: Everyone is already spent in the early going.
Jimmy Garcia: This is what four minutes inside this thing will do to the human body!
Gravedigger: Even with having made the last move, Tiffany White is just barely still on her feet right now.
Jimmy Garcia: Luckily for her, she does have some time to recover here with Holmes and Richards down!
Gravedigger: Well, in under a minute, these three will be joined by a fresh body.
Jimmy Garcia: Somebody stepping in against these three who have torn each other apart this early on will have a major advantage!
Gravedigger: The general manager of course beginning the slow clap at the sight of Richards being driven into that post.
Jimmy Garcia: There’s no attempt to hide it, Price is desperate to see his enemy without the belt when the final bell rings!
Gravedigger: All Price has to do is stand back and enjoy the show then, because Tiffany White and Andre Holmes are definitely helping his plans.
Jimmy Garcia: Step one of the Jayson Price agenda is proving to be a success as the champ is being softened up here!
Gravedigger: It won’t get any easier for Richards either as it does appear that it’s time for the next participant to enter the fray!
Gravedigger: Who’s it gonna be?
Jimmy Garcia: Oh no..this is bad news..
Gravedigger: Johnny Rabid is set loose!
Jimmy Garcia: Things just got a whole lot worse for these three and Price is gleaming!
Gravedigger: Rabid is just a predator stalking his prey right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White stepping towards the fresh man, motioning for Rabid to bring it!
Gravedigger: Spinning heel kick from Rabid!
Jimmy Garcia: Just smacking against Tiffany’s jaw there!
Gravedigger: Richards stirring here, he doesn’t want any of this!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid taunting the big man from behind right now!
Gravedigger: Don’t get up, Alex, you’ll regret it!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid practically licking his lips at the site of the vulnerable champ!
Gravedigger: He grabs Richards from behind.
Jimmy Garcia: MY LORD!
Gravedigger: Sliced bread #2 off the ring apron! What a maneuver from Johnny Rabid!
Jimmy Garcia: Alex Richards landing with a hard thud right at ringside!
Gravedigger: Richards taking a beating here!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid is just laughing in the face of the competition at the moment!
Gravedigger: He came into this one poised and ready to make an impact and he’s wasting no time in doing so!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes finally to his feet after that hard mace shot to the gut from Richards earlier!
Gravedigger: Look out behind you, Johnny!
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes is up! Can he stop this burst of instant offense from Johnny Rabid?
Gravedigger: Holmes hooking Rabid here.
Jimmy Garcia: Belly to belly into the cage wall!
Gravedigger: The cage wall claims another!
Jimmy Garcia: Just like that, the pod advantage is knocked down a notch!
Gravedigger: Excellent awareness by Andre Holmes, but it’s still early.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes wrapping up Rabid by the midsection, trying to drive him into the cage once more!
Gravedigger: Rabid planting the feet though, doing everything he can to prevent it!
Jimmy Garcia: Some stiff clubbing forearms to Andre’s back!
Gravedigger: He’s felt the unforgiving nature of that barbed wire already and he’s not looking to face it again.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes lets go of that grip on Rabid and we have a battle of knife edge chops on our hands!
Gravedigger: Series of “Woo!”s back and forth here from those in attendance.
Jimmy Garcia: The Nature Boy apparently pretty popular in Romania!
Gravedigger: Very unseasoned joke there, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Is this when you say something racist about the country?
Gravedigger: No, this is a special occasion. I’m too busy enjoying the gore porn.
Jimmy Garcia: These chops still going on and I don’t think those welts on their chests’ are going away anytime soon!
Gravedigger: Unbelievable that they’re still going with this.
Jimmy Garcia: Big chop from Andre there!
Gravedigger: Big swinging kick to the head from Rabid on the step back.
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid on top of Andre’s back now!
Gravedigger: Sunset flip powerbomb by Johnny Rabid!
Jimmy Garcia: A meeting with the cage wall and several chops later, Rabid is still managing to look fresh in this one!
Gravedigger: Rabid is a sharp competitor. Nobody can question that.
Jimmy Garcia: Of course, you know Price is pleased to see his pet project succeeding like this!
Gravedigger: You say that like Rabid is a novice under Price’s wing, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Not at all, I just know that he’s riding on Rabid winning this whole thing and so far, he’s in a great position!
Gravedigger: You better believe our general manager will see to it that Rabid continues his dominance.
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid better look out though!
Gravedigger: Hurricanrana from Tiffany White!
Jimmy Garcia: That one coming a bit out of nowhere, but Rabid being taken off his feet for the first time in this one!
Gravedigger: Rabid popping back up though.
Jimmy Garcia: Leaping clothesline from Tiffany! That one sends Rabid right back down!
Gravedigger: Richards’ up now, making his way to the apron, but Tiffany White is oblivious to it!
Jimmy Garcia: Headbutt off the apron to White!
Gravedigger: I must admit, I’m enjoying this fat moron throw his body at people while under the effects of fresh head trauma.
Jimmy Garcia: The lesson of this match overall, keep an eye on who’s behind you!
Gravedigger: Rabid back up once again, going right after the resurging Alex Richards.
Jimmy Garcia: Superkick to Rabid!
Gravedigger: Are we counting?
Jimmy Garcia: Was that a vampire pun?
Gravedigger: It was a vampire pun.
Jimmy Garcia: Well, there’s the first of the night right there!
Gravedigger: Richards pulling White to her feet here.
Jimmy Garcia: After some nasty shots, the world champ is back into a groove in this one!
Gravedigger: Richards’ just slamming White’s head against that ring post, nasty blow there.
Jimmy Garcia: With every ounce of success that Richards has in his offensive execution, you can just see the disapproval on Price’s face!
Gravedigger: Alex rolling Tiffany back into the ring, sliding in right after her.
Jimmy Garcia: Perhaps the champ is looking to make his way towards the first elimination here!
Gravedigger: White out cold as Richards goes up top here, still looking like his usual, disoriented self.
Jimmy Garcia: That’s a lot of weight about to come crashing down on Tiffany White!
Gravedigger: He just might suffocate her, inconsiderate bastard.
Jimmy Garcia: RICHARDS WITH THE BIG FROG SPLASH!
Gravedigger: My god, that’ll knock the wind out of you for a few days.
Jimmy Garcia: First cover of the contest here!
Gravedigger: She at least deserves a trophy just for enduring all that weight landing on her!
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White is certainly a fighter!
Gravedigger: Richards is still fighting through that head injury caused by that chair spot earlier and it looks like it’s still having it’s effects as well.
Jimmy Garcia: Definitely! Both him and Tiff look equally worn out after that splash!
Gravedigger: Looks like Rabid and Holmes are both making their way to their feet on the outside.
Jimmy Garcia: Slowly, but surely! These two are as determined as any in this one!
Gravedigger: Well, you just can’t say it enough. This is the most high stakes contest we’ve ever seen and those involved are going all out!
Jimmy Garcia: Both men just haymakers with each other, trying to keep the other man down!
Gravedigger: Big knee strike to the gut from Rabid there.
Jimmy Garcia: Smart move attacking that wounded midsection!
Gravedigger: Rabid charging back, looking for a knee trembler perhaps.
Jimmy Garcia: DROP TOE HOLD BY HOLMES!
Gravedigger: HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: Blood rushing down Rabid’s face as he goes crashing into that barbed wire wall!
Gravedigger: It seems like the structure itself is proving to be the most brutal weapon of the night!
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes managing to slump an arm over Rabid for the cover!
Gravedigger: That’s right, Johnny!
Jimmy Garcia: I think Jayson Price almost just suffered a heart attack from the ramp!
Gravedigger: This is nothing like your average match, each minute in this contest is like an hour in a normal bout.
Jimmy Garcia: Absolutely, Digger! I’ve never seen anything like it!
Gravedigger: Holmes dragging himself to the apron, Richards stirring in the ring a bit.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes looking under the apron himself now. What’s he going to be bringing to the party?
Gravedigger: Richards rolling out underneath and it looks like he’s searching himself on that adjacent side.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Andre Holmes found himself a pair of brass knuckles!
Gravedigger: That could mean big trouble for Richards and everyone else in this contest under the control of someone with the MMA influenced style that Holmes possesses.
Jimmy Garcia: No kidding! One strike with that brass wrapped right hand could do serious damage!
Gravedigger: Holmes making his way towards Richards, Alex still busy rummaging through the contents under that apron.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know if Richards sees him there, Digger. The champ better watch out!
Gravedigger: Richards back up now, but this one could do him in!
Jimmy Garcia: Uppercut from Holmes with the brass knuckles!
Gravedigger: No! Richards just barely manages to dodge it!
Jimmy Garcia: MY GOD! FLAMES HAVE ENTERED THE KILLING FLOOR MATCH!
Gravedigger: Holmes is out! Richards with the fireball to the face of Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Just a brutal technique there!
Gravedigger: The damage done to Andre Holmes who appears temporarily blinded as he stumbles around ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: It just goes to show that this isn’t about friendship, it’s about the glory of being UCI world champion!
Gravedigger: It looks like someone else is about to compete for that exact honor right now!
Jimmy Garcia: Time for number five to enter the fold!
Gravedigger: Here comes our TV champion!
Jimmy Garcia: Big pop for the master debater!
Gravedigger: We still have yet to see an elimination, but Jones entering right now could set him up to make a couple of them!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones just staring down Richards as he enters this one!
Gravedigger: He’s taunting, begging the big man to bring it!
Jimmy Garcia: Richards full of steam towards Jones!
Gravedigger: END OF DEBATE!
Jimmy Garcia: Make that two superkicks!
Gravedigger: That’s how you make an entrance!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes stumbling towards Jones!
Gravedigger: I think he has yet to shake that fireball to the face that he took from Richards and it looks like he’s about to walk right into another trap!
Jimmy Garcia: MAKE THAT THREE!
Gravedigger: END OF DEBATE TO ANDRE HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: Much like Rabid did when he entered this match, Jones is making an immediate impact!
Gravedigger: Speaking of Rabid, Price’s pick appears to be coming to right now.
Jimmy Garcia: Price cheering him on from the bottom of the ramp still, fully behind his man!
Gravedigger: Rabid’s face a blood stained mess as he looks towards the oncoming threat.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones looking for his third!
Gravedigger: The TV champ cocking back the leg once more!
Jimmy Garcia: SUPERKICK FROM RABID!
Gravedigger: Excellent counter there, taking Ryan’s own strategy and playing it to perfection!
Jimmy Garcia: You know what that means!
Gravedigger: Number four!
Jimmy Garcia: The general manager is gleaming after that one!
Gravedigger: Things are going exactly as planned for Rabid and Price right now as hiis pick to win it is standing tall above the field.
Jimmy Garcia: Not for long!
Gravedigger: ON THE BUTTON!
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White with a big move out of the blue, clearing the top rope with the rolling thunder!
Gravedigger: You never know who the next one back to their feet is gonna be and what they could look to pull out of their arsenal!
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White playing to the crowd a bit after that one!
Gravedigger: Looking at the next target as well it appears.
Jimmy Garcia: Running star press!
Gravedigger: Tiffany White landing picture perfect on Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Hooking the leg on the outside!
Gravedigger: Close, but not quite enough to pin Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t forget, if Tiffany pins Andre Holmes or Ryan Jones right now, we’d be looking at an early title change here!
Gravedigger: Tiffany smiling after that one and I don’t think she’s done with this run of hers.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards now crawling towards White, clawing to get to a vertical base again!
Gravedigger: With Tiffany looking spry again, Richards might not want to test his luck at the moment.
Jimmy Garcia: It looks like The Archduke is looking to do just that right now!
Gravedigger: Tiffany White with that laser focus, looks like she’s anticipating the big man going toe to toe with her.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards to his feet now, screaming in the face of Tiffany White!
Gravedigger: Smack across the face from Tiffany!
Jimmy Garcia: Richards still asking for more right now!
Gravedigger: This man is a nutjob. That concussion must be worse than I expected.
Jimmy Garcia: Another hard smack from Tiffany White!
Gravedigger: Richards still standing, but those hard smacks continue to echo across the arena!
Jimmy Garcia: Richards swaying back and forth!
Gravedigger: SUPERKICK NUMBER FIVE!
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White has come to the superkick party!
Gravedigger: What an indy darling shitfest this is turning into, and you know, ya just gotta love it!
Jimmy Garcia: Neckbreaker from behind!
Gravedigger: Ryan Jones just draining all the momentum from Tiffany White!
Jimmy Garcia: We just continue going back and forth in this one as everyone looks for their opening to gain the control inside this Killing Floor match!
Gravedigger: Rabid from behind, throwing Jones into the ring as he rolls back in right after him.
Jimmy Garcia: Another strike war tonight as Jones and Rabid begin to trade rights and lefts!
Gravedigger: Action finally back in the ring. People have been spilling over into the outside for most of this match!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid whipping Jones off the ropes!
Gravedigger: Ducking the clothesline attempt from Rabid.
Jimmy Garcia: Bouncing back again!
Gravedigger: Yakuza Kick from Jones!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones might score the first elimination here!
Gravedigger: Ryan Jones looking a bit frustrated, don’t think he expected Rabid to kickout of that one!
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Holmes back into the ring, going right after Jones!
Gravedigger: Stomping away at the television champion.
Jimmy Garcia: Imagine Andre Holmes taking out Ryan Jones and claiming that TV title as his own!
Gravedigger: What if one of these two were to take out the other first and go on to win the whole thing? We may have a triple champion on our hands!
Jimmy Garcia: A triple crown champion made in a single match?!
Gravedigger: I guess we’ll find out!
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes making his way to the top rope!
Gravedigger: Jones back up after him, doing what he can to make sure that Holmes can’t do aerial damage right now.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes kicking Jones back down to the mat!
Gravedigger: Andre back to it, steadying himself on the top now.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones rolls back out of the ring just in time there!
Gravedigger: Rabid back up, leaping to the turnbuckle just in time!
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes dropped back to a sitting position as Rabid climbs up top with him, laying some big elbows into the Andre’s face!
Gravedigger: Andre returning the favor though with some elbows of his own.
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid is caught in the clinch with Holmes, a situation that definitely favors the relentless one!
Gravedigger: Hooking Rabid by the head.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes lifting Rabid up as he drops him right back to the mat!
Gravedigger: Finally, Holmes standing tall on the top turnbuckle with no obstacles in his way.
Jimmy Garcia: Arms extended out, about to fly!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Gravedigger: Fushigi to the dome! Ryan Jones launching that magic gravity ball right at Andre’s temple!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes just slumping to the mat with that one!
Gravedigger: Jones sliding in here, scurrying after the pin.
Jimmy Garcia: No way!
Gravedigger: Somehow, someway, Andre Holmes got the shoulder up and stays in this!
Jimmy Garcia: Props to both men in that exchange, never did I expect to see everyone’s favorite as seen on TV prop in a UCI ring!
Gravedigger: What weapon more fitting for the UCI Television Champion than a Fushigi?
Jimmy Garcia: Who chose the weapons that were stuffed under that apron anyway?
Gravedigger: A fucking genius apparently.
Jimmy Garcia: Unbelievable, Alex Richards once again back to his feet on the outside!
Gravedigger: Uh oh..
Jimmy Garcia: Spiked Samoan Punch to Jones!
Gravedigger: You’d think people would catch onto the surprise attack by now.
Jimmy Garcia: The element of surprise is extremely hard to counter when you’re already preoccupied with the handful of other enemies enemies coming for your head as well!
Gravedigger: Richards rolling Jones limp body back under the rope.
Jimmy Garcia: The ring beginning to fill up now between Richards, Jones, Holmes, and Rabid, all of whom are showing the effects of this grueling battle!
Gravedigger: I think you’re forgetting someone, Jimmy. Look at the top turnbuckle!
Jimmy Garcia: Crossbody to Richards!
Gravedigger: Richards catches her!
Jimmy Garcia: Samoan drop from Alex Richards!
Gravedigger: With that one, here comes pod number three!
Jimmy Garcia: The Plague! Kevin Bishop enters Killing Floor!
Gravedigger: Bishop wasting no time stepping into the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: In just his second match, Kevin Bishop immediately finds himself standing in front of the face of UCI!
Gravedigger: Here we go, Richards and Bishop trading punches!
Jimmy Garcia: The people have been craving something like this, Bishop going toe to toe with the best of the best in UCI!
Gravedigger: Now, if Bishop could eliminate the world champion first, he’d be sure to turn some heads.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards has been nothing short of superhuman in this one though!
Gravedigger: Spinning palm strike from Richards though, that one smacking the taste right out of Bishops’ mouth.
Jimmy Garcia: Alex off the ropes here!
Gravedigger: Cast out!
Jimmy Garcia: The champ dropped right on his head by The Plague!
Gravedigger: Uh oh…
Jimmy Garcia: Uh oh is right as Bishop turns his attention to Rabid!
Gravedigger: It looks like the general manager has had enough!
Jimmy Garcia: Price screaming at officials now, looks like he wants let inside the Killing Floor match!
Gravedigger: They better listen to orders! GM Price is not messing around right now!
Jimmy Garcia: The door is unlocked! In comes the general manager! What the hell?!
Gravedigger: Quickly sliding in the ring, the general manager means business!
Jimmy Garcia: Jayson Price face to face with one of UCI’s hottest newcomers!
Gravedigger: Bishop smirking at the GM, not a wise decision.
Jimmy Garcia: Price screaming in Bishop’s face, shoving him backwards now!
Gravedigger: The Plague would be wise to just walk away from the situation and not mess with Jayson Price’s chosen one in this match.
Jimmy Garcia: Kick to the gut of Jayson Price from Kevin Bishop!
Gravedigger: Bouncing off the ropes here.
Jimmy Garcia: BLACK DEATH!
Gravedigger: Bishop just made a big time mistake!
Jimmy Garcia: Attention back on Rabid as Johnny pushes to his feet!
Gravedigger: What is he doing right now?!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop has lost it!
Gravedigger: Off the ropes once more here.
Jimmy Garcia: ANOTHER BLACK DEATH!
Gravedigger: Rabid rolling out of the ring with that one as Tiffany White and Ryan Jones make it back to their feet now.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones and White could meet the end in this one! Bishop is looking to take out everybody!
Gravedigger: Circling each other, watching every movement made by their competition.
Jimmy Garcia: What’s happening right now?!
Gravedigger: I’m not quite sure, but these three almost in unison, looking towards the GM at the moment!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones, White, and Bishop shaking their heads, stomping their feet in anticipation!
Gravedigger: Is this what I think it is?!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop stepping back, looks like he’s ordering these two to attack!
Gravedigger: No way!
Jimmy Garcia: DOUBLE SUPERKICK TO JAYSON PRICE! NUMBER SIX AND SEVEN IN THE RECORD BOOKS!
Crowd: BRO-THER-HOOD! BRO-THER-HOOD! BRO-THER-HOOD! BRO-THER-HOOD!
Gravedigger: What. Just. Happened?!
Jimmy Garcia: It’s exactly what it looks like, Digger, Kevin Bishop has brought The Brotherhood to UCI!
Gravedigger: Price is out cold and we’ve just seen a major alliance formed in the middle of this match!
Jimmy Garcia: Spencer Adams hopping the barricade, he’s out on the ramp now!
Gravedigger: Oh god no..
Jimmy Garcia: Adams applauding these three!
Gravedigger: Kevin Bishop, Tiffany White, Ryan Jones, and former general manager Spencer Adams on the same team?! This is blasphemy!
Jimmy Garcia: It’s happening, Digger!
Gravedigger: These people are traitors!
Jimmy Garcia: The Brotherhood now dragging Price towards the door as security is quick to open the cell and get Price out of there!
Gravedigger: Why is Spencer Adams still applauding this betrayal against our general manager?! That idiot needs arrested!
Jimmy Garcia: Adams yanking Price away from the arms of security!
Gravedigger: Don’t do it, you moron!
Jimmy Garcia: VACCINE TO JAYSON PRICE ON THE RAMP!
Crowd: THANK YOU, SPENCER! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
Gravedigger: Don’t you cheer that man!
Jimmy Garcia: Price thrown back towards security as The Brotherhood turns their attention back to the match at hand!
Gravedigger: I don’t want to live in this world anymore, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Alex and Andre up now, looks like it’s time for a little stable warfare between The Guardians and The Brotherhood!
Gravedigger: Tiffany White charging at Andre Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: SUPERKICK NUMBER EIGHT!
Gravedigger: Here go Bishop and Jones!
Jimmy Garcia: Whipped over the top by Richards and Holmes!
Gravedigger: Tiffany White not in a good spot here!
Jimmy Garcia: Sent into the corner by Andre Holmes!
Gravedigger: Richards getting in position here, lifting Tiffany up.
Jimmy Garcia: SANITY SLIP!
Jimmy Garcia: Tiffany White the first eliminated!
Gravedigger: The Brotherhood and The Guardians are all even in this one after that at two members a piece.
Jimmy Garcia: Impressive showing by White though, nearly eighteen minutes lasted in this match!
Gravedigger: One pod left to open of course and that leaves a big advantage for Celeste Mallory tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s a dangerous woman locked in that pod, watching the action in the cell very carefully!
Gravedigger: So is everyone else in this thing though. With these tools at a person’s disposal, crazy things can happen.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards slow to rise back up as Andre Holmes now goes after The Brotherhood on his own!
Gravedigger: Sliding to the outside, but that two on one situation is never beneficial for the handicapped party.
Jimmy Garcia: Pulling Jones up now!
Gravedigger: There’s Bishop right after him! This abomination of a team just hammering away at Holmes with the forearms!
Jimmy Garcia: Knee to the gut from Kevin Bishop!
Gravedigger: That one sending Holmes to his knees as Ryan Jones fishes under the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Light tubes galore!
Gravedigger: Ryan Jones pulling what looks to be about a half dozen of those light tubes out from under the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Jones shouting for Bishop to pick up Holmes!
Gravedigger: Looks like Ryan’s joining in on the fun!
Jimmy Garcia: DOUBLE FLAPJACK TO ANDRE HOLMES!
Gravedigger: Make that another highlight!
Jimmy Garcia: Ringside looking like a mess with that broken glass scattered everywhere!
Gravedigger: That had to be the death shot there!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop with the cover!
Gravedigger: How is Andre Holmes still in this match? Tell me, Jimmy!
Jimmy Garcia: Every single person feels that this is their time, that they earned their spot in this one and I don’t see anyone giving it up too easily!
Gravedigger: Richards on the outside now, looks like The Archduke is ready to rip the heads off The Brotherhood.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards with the big boot to Bishop!
Gravedigger: It’s just Jones and Richards on the outside there!
Jimmy Garcia: Running elbow smash aimed straight at Jones’ head!
Gravedigger: POCKET SAND!
Jimmy Garcia: Just when you think you’ve seen it all, Ryan Jones takes a page straight from the book of Dale Gribble!
Gravedigger: The face of TV pulling out all sorts of TV inspired tricks tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones rolling back inside the squared circle!
Gravedigger: Rabid right on his tail!
Jimmy Garcia: Blood still streaming down Rabid’s face, of course that cut occurring from earlier when Andre Holmes sent Rabid face first into that barbed wall!
Gravedigger: Rabid back in it now though and not missing a step as he stomps away at Jones.
Jimmy Garcia: Stepping back and getting a running start at Jones!
Gravedigger: Shining Wizard from Rabid!
Jimmy Garcia: He hooks the leg!
Gravedigger: Kickout there, but Rabid doesn’t miss a beat as he lays into Jones with those right hands from the mount.
Jimmy Garcia: Is stoppage an option in this one?
Gravedigger: No way, Jimmy! These competitors are going to fight even after they can’t fight anymore!
Jimmy Garcia: Everyone giving it their all tonight and it’s anyone’s game, but we still have that last pod left to open!
Gravedigger: You know Celeste is just chomping at the bit, eager to leave her mark.
Jimmy Garcia: She doesn’t have much longer to wait either!
Gravedigger: Rabid landing a hard elbow to Jones and we see blood trickle down the face of the TV champ as it looks like it’s finally time for Celeste!
Jimmy Garcia: There’s the final entrant right there!
Gravedigger: Celeste flashing that smile, taking her walk around ringside.
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid to his feet now, looking out on the fresh enemy!
Gravedigger: Hands in the air here, looks like Rabid is happy letting Celeste have her way with the beaten bodies lying outside the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: That appears to be exactly what she has in mind as the former Rising Stars champion hovers over Holmes!
Gravedigger: Holmes drug to his feet by Celeste.
Jimmy Garcia: That claw locked in on the outside, this could get ugly!
Gravedigger: STIR OF ECHOES!
Jimmy Garcia: How much more damage can these people take before their careers are ended tonight?!
Gravedigger: Bishop back to his feet now, Celeste crouched down and just waiting for the right moment!
Jimmy Garcia: RUNNING DROPKICK! BISHOP IS GONE!
Gravedigger: CELESTE SENDS KEVIN BISHOP THROUGH THAT PLEXIGLASS POD!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Jimmy Garcia: That move means Celeste is now left alone with the world champion!
Gravedigger: Bit of back pain as Celeste smacked hard against the outside coming off of that dropkick, but Richards is down and still blinded from Ryan Jones’ pocket sand!
Jimmy Garcia: Celeste creeping towards Richards and you have to fear what could be coming next!
Gravedigger: Celeste with those knee drops, making sure Richards is kept down.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards flipped onto his back as Celeste applies the Fujiwara armbar!
Gravedigger: Richards crying out in agony as Celeste cranks back hard!
Jimmy Garcia: She might just snap it in half before this is all said and done!
Gravedigger: Reaching inside that top now, perhaps we’ll get lucky and see some of the goods tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: Don’t be such a pig, Digger.
Gravedigger: We’re watching gorefest wrestling in a Romanian castle, I think the standards went out the window the minute our flights landed.
Jimmy Garcia: Celeste using that free arm to dig for something it appears!
Jimmy Garcia: A pair of pliers?!
Gravedigger: Parents, if you have children watching this right now, you might want to tell them to look away.
Jimmy Garcia: I think I’m gonna be sick..
Gravedigger: Celeste clamping those pliers down on Richards’ thumb!
Jimmy Garcia: She didn’t..
Gravedigger: Blood curdling screams from Alex Richards!
Jimmy Garcia: SHE JUST RIPPED THE THUMBNAIL OFF!
Gravedigger: Now THAT takes the cake as the most twisted thing we’ve seen so far, perhaps in the history of this company!
Jimmy Garcia: I think Rabid is actually enjoying this, standing in awe at the sight of blood coming from that thumb!
Gravedigger: Rabid joining Celeste on the outside, looks like they’ve formed a truce!
Jimmy Garcia: With Price out, Rabid has to think on the fly and an alliance with someone willing to do that to a member of the UCI roster isn’t a bad choice to have on your side!
Gravedigger: Rabid searching around under the ring now, no doubt looking to inflict more damage on Jones.
Jimmy Garcia: With Celeste having taken out everyone at ringside, that’s all he has to worry about right now!
Gravedigger: Rabid launching steel chairs inside the ring!
Jimmy Garcia: It’s beginning to fill up quick, Digger!
Gravedigger: Here comes Rabid right back to the assault as Jones gets to his feet!
Jimmy Garcia: END OF DEBATE! NINE SUPERKICKS IN COUNTING!
Gravedigger: Jones picking up one of those chairs from the pileup as we see Celeste up on the apron now, waving at Jones.
Jimmy Garcia: Seduction is a questionable technique right now!
Gravedigger: Not against someone like Jones who is known to be very enamored with Celeste.
Jimmy Garcia: Stepping around Jones here, tracing a finger along the champion’s face.
Gravedigger: Jones looks conflicted here. On one hand, this is for the world title and on the other, Celeste Mallory is right in front of him.
Jimmy Garcia: Celeste planting a kiss on the lips of Ryan Jones!
Gravedigger: Mallory in control of the mental game right now.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think Ryan Jones knows what to do, he’s speechless, Digger!
Gravedigger: Jones looking around, what to do?
Jimmy Garcia: Celeste smiling bigger than ever as Jones is frozen in place!
Jimmy Garcia: Big chair assisted superkick from Ryan Jones!
Gravedigger: I don’t think Jones can believe what he’s just done, but all’s fair in the Killing Floor match!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones reluctantly covering!
Gravedigger: Jones making the smart play there, but it’s still highway robbery!
Jimmy Garcia: Well, we’re down to five now!
Gravedigger: Element of surprise is all it was! Call it a fluke elimination!
Jimmy Garcia: Are you maybe just mad because you don’t like Ryan Jones?
Gravedigger: That’s not all! Celeste Mallory is the next big thing and Ryan Jones just pulled a damn cheap shot!
Jimmy Garcia: Changing tones rather quickly, Digger. I thought all was fair in the Killing Floor match?
Gravedigger: Shut it, Jimmy! Where’s Schlongson and his army of fruitcakes? I’m about to go protest this company myself!
Jimmy Garcia: How is Rabid back up?!
Gravedigger: Yes! There’s hope after all!
Jimmy Garcia: Jones is oblivious to what’s going on right now!
Gravedigger: Come on, Johnny! Take this man out!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid spins him around, getting him position here!
Gravedigger: KINGDOM DESTROYER ON THE CHAIRS!
Jimmy Garcia: Goodnight!
Gravedigger: Yes! Now I don’t have to call that loser’s action like I care anymore!
Jimmy Garcia: Oh, shut it, Digger! Jones did a great job in this match and has left us with some memorable moments tonight!
Gravedigger: I will say that I don’t think anyone expected rapid eliminations like that tonight!
Jimmy Garcia: I know I sure didn’t! Remember, Jones was not eliminated first, therefore his precious will remain in his possession!
Gravedigger: Also, Andre Holmes’ half of the tag titles is also safe.
Jimmy Garcia: Good point, Digger!
Gravedigger: Now, we’re now down to the final four! Johnny Rabid, Andre Holmes, Kevin Bishop, and Alex Richards!
Jimmy Garcia: We know that one of these men will walk out as the first ever Killing Floor winner as well as UCI world champion!
Gravedigger: Speaking of which, Andre Holmes is back up and in the ring now.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes whipping Rabid shoulder first into the ring post!
Gravedigger: Momentum swinging back and forth so rapidly in this match.
Jimmy Garcia: Big yakuza kick in the corner!
Gravedigger: If Price is watching this, he’s probably not too happy at the moment.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes back up to the top rope!
Gravedigger: Not a lot of success trying to fly earlier, but could this be his moment?
Jimmy Garcia: DEADLINE TRAP!
Gravedigger: Rabid hangs on!
Jimmy Garcia: Just barely, one tenth of a second more and he’d have been out of here!
Gravedigger: With each big move, each pinfall attempt, and each elimination, things are only going to get bigger!
Jimmy Garcia: Richards and Bishop stirring on the outside!
Gravedigger: How is Richards even alive right now?!
Jimmy Garcia: Never doubt The Archduke!
Gravedigger: Richards somehow makes it back to his feet, still nursing that bleeding thumb.
Jimmy Garcia: Barely wobbling around, but he’s still up!
Gravedigger: Richards picking up the ring steps.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop is up, but what kind of damage could Richards do with those steps?!
Gravedigger: Richards launches the steps at Bishop’s head!
Jimmy Garcia: NO!
Gravedigger: Bishop out of the way just in time as the steel crashes into that pod!
Jimmy Garcia: I think that was almost the end of Bishop’s time in this match!
Gravedigger: Alex Richards throwing steel steps at your head? I think we would’ve had a funeral after the show tonight.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop shaking off the effects of Celeste’s dropkick from earlier, but both men look like they’re running on empty!
Gravedigger: Bishop charging at Richards who still appears to be in la la land!
Jimmy Garcia: Thesz press from Bishop and some short range elbows to the face of the champion!
Gravedigger: This is a career making moment and it’s going to take every bit of heart and energy to be able to walk out the winner.
Jimmy Garcia: Looks like Bishop is running low on energy at the moment as these elbows are becoming few and far between!
Gravedigger: Bishop having to push off of Richards’ body just to be able to stand here.
Jimmy Garcia: Stumbling into the ring apron, just trying to get himself back in it!
Gravedigger: Looks like Bishop is weapon searching now.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know how many more of these weapon shots these men can take!
Jimmy Garcia: That’s not relevant in this company.
Gravedigger: It’s relevant in every company, James. Now, say it.
Jimmy Garcia: Awh, what the hell. GET THE TABLES!
Gravedigger: Bishop indeed dragging a table from under the ring now.
Jimmy Garcia: Now we just wait and see who ends up on the receiving end!
Gravedigger: Bishop fishing again though. What’s he doing?! He’s got three opponents and who knows when they’ll be back up!
Jimmy Garcia: NO WAY!
Gravedigger: Shades of the Rising Stars Trick or Treat match from earlier!
Jimmy Garcia: Thumbtacks?!
Gravedigger: That’ll get you some creativity points.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop pouring those tacks on the table and I think we now understand the thought process here!
Gravedigger: Bishop pulling himself up onto the apron.
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes Andre Holmes though with the running knee to the gut!
Gravedigger: Holmes with the foot pushed against Bishop’s sternum, trying desperately to push him off and through that table!
Jimmy Garcia: Shoulder to the gut from Bishop, Andre’s midsection still feeling the effects of that mace shot to the stomach courtesy of the world champion!
Gravedigger: Holmes back after Bishop.
Jimmy Garcia: BACK BODY DROP BY THE PLAGUE!
Gravedigger: Andre sent flying to the outside, but just barely missing Bishop’s trap!
Jimmy Garcia: Kevin Bishop stepping through the ropes!
Gravedigger: Face to face with Rabid once more and you know these two have a special target placed on each other’s heads after all the bad they’ve built up over the course of this thing!
Jimmy Garcia: With Price taken out and both of Bishop’s new brotherhood allies eliminated, it’s about Johnny Rabid versus Kevin Bishop right now!
Gravedigger: Strong right from Bishop!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid firing back with one of his own!
Gravedigger: Big kick to the head from Bishop!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid counters with an elbow!
Gravedigger: Jumping knee to the face from Rabid, that one stunned Bishop badly!
Jimmy Garcia: Rabid whips him over the top rope!
Gravedigger: He’s in hot pursuit now as he joins The Plague back out at ringside!
Jimmy Garcia: EXPLODER SUPLEX FROM BISHOP!
Gravedigger: Bishop barely pulling that one out, but Rabid is laid out!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop pulling at his hair now, trying to figure out what he has to do to finish this one!
Gravedigger: I think he’s found it.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop trying to climb the barbed cell?! Why?!
Gravedigger: That barbed wire digging into Bishop’s palms right now! This can only lead to big things if he’s willing to claw through that sort of pain!
Jimmy Garcia: Trying his best to avoid it, but not totally successful, Bishop screaming out in pain with each inch of progression up the wall!
Gravedigger: Bishop freeing himself, slouched on top of the pod!
Jimmy Garcia: Unbelievable!
Gravedigger: No….this can’t happen..
Jimmy Garcia: SENTON OFF THE TOP OF THE POD!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop throws the arm over Rabid!
Gravedigger: I...I don’t even know what to say, Jimmy.
Jimmy Garcia: Johnny Rabid is eliminated at the hands of the leader of The Brotherhood!
Gravedigger: Price might just come down here and call the damn thing off right now!
Jimmy Garcia: With the amount of money this event is making him, you really think he’d do something like that?
Gravedigger: Who knows?
Jimmy Garcia: I know Price has to be furious at The Brotherhood and at the fact that Rabid is now out of this one, but I don’t think he’d be dumb enough to call off such an event!
Gravedigger: He’s gonna be pretty pissed after what just happened, Jimmy, might not wanna let Price hear you right now.
Jimmy Garcia: The important thing right now is that we’re down to the final three competitors and one of these men is about to make groundbreaking history!
Gravedigger: Kevin Bishop, Andre Holmes, and Alex Richards. After the most painful matchup I’ve ever witnessed, one of these men will become world champion!
Jimmy Garcia: Here comes the man who entered this as world champion!
Gravedigger: Richards dragging Bishop along with him right now, sliding his challenger back inside the ring.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards holding onto the rope, delivering a few stomps to Bishop’s head!
Gravedigger: Sloppy stomps and jabs from Richards, but Bishop seems determined to get back to his feet and make this a fair brawl.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop back up now!
Gravedigger: Knee to the gut from Richards.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop sent off the ropes!
Gravedigger: BLACK DEATH!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop quickly stumbling back to his feet after that one!
Gravedigger: Cover him!
Jimmy Garcia: It looks like Bishop is worried about other matters at the moment!
Gravedigger: Nasty back body drop earlier, but Andre Holmes up on the apron once more.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop with the forearm smash to Holmes!
Gravedigger: Holmes swinging back, barely holding onto the rope with the right hand!
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop joining him on the out on the edge!
Gravedigger: Another big elbow Bishop!
Jimmy Garcia: He pulls Holmes into the suplex position!
Gravedigger: That table still looming just below and we know it’s gonna break at some point!
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes swinging those forearms at Bishop’s sides!
Gravedigger: All they can do now is hang on and hope they aren’t the one that takes the most out of a fall here.
Jimmy Garcia: Bishop loses hold of him!
Gravedigger: Head kick from Holmes!
Jimmy Garcia: He scoops him up, Andre looking a bit unsteady here though!
Gravedigger: MICHINOKU DRIVER! NO FUCKING WAY!
Jimmy Garcia: IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!
Gravedigger: KEVIN BISHOP SENT THROUGH THE TABLE AND THE TACKS BY ANDRE HOLMES!
Jimmy Garcia: Is this enough though?!
Gravedigger: Holy hell, after throwing caution to the wind to eliminate Johnny Rabid, Kevin Bishop is finally forced to bow out!
Jimmy Garcia: The impact is felt though! From forming The Brotherhood to taking out the man that Jayson Price hand picked to win the whole thing, Bishop is legitimized here in UCI!
Gravedigger: Now, we come to this, the final two in the first ever Killing Floor match!
Jimmy Garcia: Between the current world champion and his last remaining challenger, there’s no telling what’s going to happen between now and the final bell!
Gravedigger: Two friends, two Guardians are all that remain!
Jimmy Garcia: Who knows how long before either of these two is able to get back up!
Gravedigger: Richards just barely able to army crawl towards the ropes, Andre Holmes nearly unconscious and just trying to find his breath right now.
Jimmy Garcia: It’s come to that point where other than those desperate bursts of offense, it’s literally turning this crawl to victory for these two!
Gravedigger: Progress made on the recover front as Andre Holmes manages to extend his arm to the ring apron.
Jimmy Garcia: Richards following suit on the bottom rope!
Gravedigger: You can feel how badly they want this, fighting on knowing exactly what it will take!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre struggling, barely managing to roll himself inside the ring as Richards has to slug back in the corner to stay on his feet!
Gravedigger: Richards looks like he’s about to have a mental breakdown right here, motioning for his friend to rise up to meet him.
Jimmy Garcia: Andre Holmes practically leaping up towards the rope!
Gravedigger: Richards hooking his arm around the head now.
Jimmy Garcia: Holmes lifted high into the air!
Gravedigger: Shifting that weight just in time is Andre Holmes as he manages to swing his body weight back down to the mat.
Jimmy Garcia: LOW BLOW TO RICHARDS!
Gravedigger: Hard knee to the groin of Richards!
Jimmy Garcia: This really is about winning by any means necessary!
Gravedigger: Richards back on his knees, Holmes has him right where he wants him!
Jimmy Garcia: Time for that big Thrust Kick!
Gravedigger: Oh, what is this crap?!
Jimmy Garcia: The big screen appearing to show what looks like an angry mob outside the castle!
Gravedigger: It’s Jack Schlongson and those damn protesters he’s got gathered around him!
Jimmy Garcia: We’ve got a main event to finish! Somebody cut the feed!
Jack Schlongson: I’m sure you’d all love to continue on with the end of this contest, but I simply must speak up for myself and all the oppressed people standing by my side.
Gravedigger: Andre Holmes is furious right now and I don’t blame him, Schlongson has no business interrupting this contest!
Jack Schlongson: You’ve all had your fun tonight, but as the voice of the voiceless, I’m here to represent my people!
Gravedigger: I’ve had enough of this garbage!
Jack Schlongson: Andre, I’d say I’m sorry, but I’m not. The only thing I feel bad about is what you’re about to see when you turn around. Bye bye, love.
Jimmy Garcia: The screen appears back to normal, but Andre still appears distracted after what just happened!
Gravedigger: You would be too, Jimmy!
Jimmy Garcia: Just as Jack said, Andre isn’t going to enjoy what’s behind him!
Gravedigger: Holmes shoved into the corner by Alex Richards!
Jimmy Garcia: Alex quickly getting him into position for the finish!
Gravedigger: SANITY SLIP!
Jimmy Garcia: Alex lands it!
Gravedigger: No, it can’t end like this!
Jimmy Garcia: IT CAN’T BE!
Gravedigger: IT IS! ANDRE HOLMES IS ALIVE, JIMMY!
Jimmy Garcia: Richards is in total shock and awe! He thought he put the final nail in the coffin there!
Gravedigger: I think he did, but Andre Holmes managed to knock the lid loose on him!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! *clap clap clap clap clap*
Jimmy Garcia: Awesome would be an understatement right about now!
Gravedigger: Richards on his feet, shouting at the ceiling with frustration.
Jimmy Garcia: Call it determination! Even if it takes another Sanity Slip, Richards is going to do what he has to do to retain that championship!
Gravedigger: Andre thrown back into that same corner again!
Jimmy Garcia: Richards getting up there once more, taking his challenger with him!
Gravedigger: Put a fork in it!
Jimmy Garcia: SANITY SLIP!
Gravedigger: NO! ANDRE LANDS ON HIS FEET!
Jimmy Garcia: ANDRE HOLMES JUST AVOIDED THE SANITY SLIP!
Gravedigger: Spinning kick to the midsection from Andre!
Jimmy Garcia: THRUST KICK! HE LANDS IT!
Gravedigger: Right on the mark with that one!
Jimmy Garcia: Andre falls on top of him!
DING DING DING!!
Gravedigger: It’s over! It’s all over!
Jimmy Garcia: We have ourselves a new world champion!
Taylor Lorde: Your winner of the 2016 Killing Floor match and the NEWWWWWWWWW UCI World Champion, Annnnndreeeee Holllllmmmmeeeesss!!!
Gravedigger: Overcoming every obstacle thrown at him, Andre Holmes has finally done it!
Jimmy Garcia: After coming up short in the inaugural tournament, falling in ladder warfare at Election Day, and losing to Richards in the contendership match in August, Andre Holmes has pulled it off!
Gravedigger: He’s earned the right to call himself champion in the most intense world title match we’ve had in UCI!
Jimmy Garcia: He has to be enjoying this all right now! The fireworks, the moment, the championship, the era of The Relentless One has begun!
Gravedigger: That hellacious cell finally lifting, but it’s left behind scars, blood, sweat, and tears!
Jimmy Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, this has been Killing Floor live from Bran Castle here in Romania! Thank you for watching and be sure to tune in next week for the beginning of the next chapter in UCI!