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Post by Action Reel on Dec 14, 2020 16:06:02 GMT -5
ONLY ZMAC AND RICHARDS CAN REPLY.
GO CRAZY.
DEADLINE IS SUNDAY DECEMBER 27th, 9pm/11:59EST
WHO WILL BECOME THE FINAL INTERNET CHAMPION FOR WCF?
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 14, 2020 21:10:15 GMT -5
*rails coke*
Hey, A DUB
Do ol z gotta climb up in a bitch n tell the world how fucked up n goofy this match is?
Alex Richard's ain't never been INTAHNET CHAMPION MATERIAL
Hes got 1 gimmick
A beer only he drinks
If that's character development, I'm the living breathing grapes of wrath
Napoleon clutching them Pearl's cuz Richard's would have you believe that hes been a stand up stalwart face
Where? When?
Richard's ain't ever had a good match or a title run
Yet yall pretend like hes decent
Ol z been kicking down doors
Knockin down barriers
Kissing the girls
And making em cry
Its ol Z's blood and sweat and charisma that made this internet belt a thing
Put the whole franchise on the map
So yah -> I get to be here
Fuckin christ at least u ain't teo
Where is teo?
Fuckin christ
The travesty just continues
You tell me where teo gets to main event the LAST EVER ONE
Fucking jam willy, weeps at that main event
But tell me Richard's
Tell ya boi how you deserve this
Lmao
I got all day
Got all day to hear nuttin
To hear lies and falsehoods
To hear everything but the truth
Ol Z is gonna break ur fat chicken neck live in the middle of the ring
You skipped town
And you shoulda tic tac towed ur ass gone cuz ifn u be connecting 4 right now
You know your odds ain't lookin too good
The power
The fury
The memes
The clap
About to get clapped
Get got
And then
Plain ol forgotten
As you sink beneath them waves
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 15, 2020 7:22:49 GMT -5
Alex Richard's,
You know that there ain't enough time left in quarantine.
Pfizer done fucked up
Gave the world a cure
Keep it all spinning
You be clawing at the glass, wanting to be a outside cat
Theres a tiger in the house
Coked up
Call it joe exotic
And you Carol Baskins lookin bitch about to get got
It ain't the same
Tic tacking on my phone
But trust ya boi
Memes at the ready
But fah now,
Fah now...
Alex Richard's has to dust off that game like hooked phonics
Cuz you gonna try
But you know the rules
But they dont
So heres the rules to a classic WCF INTERNET MATCH
This is the OG PURE championship
Straight shoot
Make you quit, type-a shit
Very dangerous waters for dudes named shawn mendez or whatever the fuck homeboys govt name is
You post -> I win
You dont post -> I win
You shoot your mouth off like a bad bitch -> I still win
Spent nearly a decade lurking n jerking
Yall thought PG zmac was mean n nasty
I know for a fact I almost made alex Richard's quit more than once on these boards
In fact
I'm pushing 40 careers ended on these boards
I'm deadlier than Ebola on these boards
Max damon almost quit a chat log cuz he was told he wasted some time
Nilla blew a gasket
Shawn's about to cry to twitter and all his ex boyfriends that suddenly action wrestling is too mean
Nah,you goo boys are too soft
Cream pie filling, S A W F T
There is no be good
There is no tomorrow
There is no trigger warning
Get the fuck out my space ifn you cant handle
But lissie if u can take a dick. U can take a joke
But that's what this is
A joke
Couldnt give me AL ENVY
OR LA JOHNNY STYLES?
I'll give u one thing, Richard's
You ain't lilith
I just find you personally annoying on a philosophy type level
To me, ur a fraudulent decision of booking and payroll
You have no good matches, feuds or wins in ALL of the years I've known you
That's a long time
All you had to do was rub bonnie blues pussy like a magic lamp
And she had just enough skill back then to drag you to the promise land
And now that's a world of shit
Lol
But hey
At least you get beat by zmac 1 last time before u fully retire
Career 41
If ur keeping score
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 9:30:11 GMT -5
Ain't I retired?
They say I'm retired.
Don't I have brain damage?
They say I have brain damage.
I'll let you in on a few secrets
First
That brain damage is actually going to help me understand McMorris better.
Second
This is a WCF show. Retired? Brain damaged?
They don't give a fuck about any of that.
Neither do I.
Face Z Mac for the right to be final internet champion?
Some people think that's supposed to be a challenge for me.
Yeah yeah Z Mac I know the rules they just don't apply to me. They never have never will.
Bring those old fucking worn out memes.. LaBeouf clap me if you want to. I don't give a fuck. Youre played out. Your legendary internet title reign is the only worthwhile thing ya ever did.
Mine was better.
Yep three words is all it takes.
I am that confident.
See you at One.
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 10:16:09 GMT -5
I am the greatest internet champion of all time.
But do you know why?
For Z Mac his internet title reign is the highlight of his career.
I took my epic reign as the God of the internet and moved forward.
WCF World Champion
UCI World Champion
Action Wrestling World Champion
The fuck you do?
One UCI title reign.
That you won as a replacement opponent.
You didn't even fucking earn that title shot.
You know what else happened that night? Bonnie Blue and I beat the fuck outta you and Kaz and took your tag titles.
Good times lol
But hey silver lining. After I finish beating your ass I'm going to return to retirement. So you'll get thst hollow victory and be able to claim you ended my career. Everyone will know the truth though. I chose to retire again walking away with the one thing you ever accomplished in life. The myth you are the greatest internet champ.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 15, 2020 11:42:45 GMT -5
Ur greatest moments all revolve around ol z
I'm seeing a pattern
But you go ahead and beat the brakes off this run away freight train
You cant bring up old shit then say old shit don't matter
You retired cuz u trash
You held 1 belt 1 time and now u god?
Tort, brother jack -> help out the 1 guy on ur roster who cant die
Has legit super human powers
And built multiple divisions here
IS THAT BILL SHAKESPEARE?
Well you'll have plenty of time to bone up on the wade moor of venice
When you retired
And living.. in a van down by the river
Gotta love: "gag, ol z, I'm gonna strut in and out of retirement with the internet title"
Bravo, by your own admission thus us beneath you
Christ, Richard's, you used to have some spine. I used to at least respect u cuz u were u
Now ur own that 1 man, main event hype train
On the 1 way stop to connector city with layovers in hotdog ville and cookie town
It's ok to admit ur trash
Dont be like them
You ain't them
You ain't ever gonna be them
They mock u behind ur back
But u can trust ol z
You know ol z gonna rip that title away and carry it with me into the WCF SUNSET
Your only here cuz teo del sol no shadows 90% of his matches
And CD needs a free lunch like warren buffet at mcdonalds
Dont play better than me cuz my big dick accomplishments are in the essence and fiber of this business
My soul is in the hardcore and pure titles and I ain't win those yet
But the wrestling world knows the truth
But I'm super glad that once again ur career hinges on the coked up madman
May God have mercy on ur filthy fuccboi soul
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 11:52:54 GMT -5
Listening to that nonsensical rant does at least make me admit you are indeed as coke fueled as you say.
So let's recap
You're the coked up madman.
A literal zombie who can't die.
Like Odin Balfore you're an immortal.
One difference though. Odin is a legend. You are an afterthought.
Never before has someone accomplished so little with so many natural gifts.
One has to wonder how terrible you would be if you weren't a zombie. Because let's be real you're barely passable with them supernatural powers.
They brought me back because they needed me at One. They pulled me out of retirement because when you think internet title you think Alex Richards.
Then they thought who's that other internet guy? Then when they couldn't find William and Gravedigger went fuck that I'm not getting marked on the internet by that fat fuck Richards they realized they already had Z Mac under contract so they picked you.
I look forward to beating you like the afterthought you truly are.
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 12:01:31 GMT -5
Stick to CruiserHavoc.
I mean you won't win that either but at least you won't be getting stomped by the og archduke of mass confusion.
I can't wait until Bad Ass Bob or the Papa John's Pizza Man or that diaper wearing braces chick dumps your ass out.
Wanna know a secret though?
It still won't be as embarrassing as the beating I lay on you.
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 18:58:49 GMT -5
The fact that you're going back down to CruiserClash shows the biggest difference between us.
I'll admit it. You dominated the cruiserweight division. Then moved up to the television division and dominated there as well. Then you moved up again to where the real talent was. What happened Z? You crashed and burned.
I challenged for the world title three times unsuccessfully.
The difference between us. You gave up and went back where it was safe. I continued fighting for the world title and achieved my goal.
That's why I'll forever be a world champion. A man who main evented the biggest event of A Dubs year. And you're a guy who's good against limited competition. But hey if you were fighting Adam Young for the internet title you'd be good
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 19:32:42 GMT -5
The King of Mass Confusion making Z Mac look like a joke?
Wait until the Final One. Ol Z be looking like the biggest joke on the internet. And that includes Dag Raddicks podcast.
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 20:43:08 GMT -5
Some people think I would be upset that I had to share the 2015 WCF Internet champion of the year with Z Mac. Fortunately as a former member of the Guardians I'm used to doing charity work for the less fortunate and deserving.
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 16, 2020 7:25:29 GMT -5
You just recycled ur first post
But Richards, the strap is a symbol of my legacy
It is NOT my legacy
You cant do what I do
But I can do what you do
Here you are, again. Talking like them
The arch duke of cunt fusion, talking like a 26 yr old millionaire
Everyone can see through it
This is the alex Richard's I get to beat to death at wells Fargo?
At first, it was hardly fitting
But now it just dont seem right
You either change success or success changing you
It's sad that ol z has to give wrestling advice
And entertainment advice
And world advice
Zmac flipped the script on promo work across the landscape
You're just another sloppy drunk mixed in with every other sloppy drunk
You gone make an only fans, next?
If you only had fans
They never cheered for you
Just people around you
Beating other more famous people
Doesnt make you famous
Not how you think
I mean, didn't you name a new after your tag team partner, balfore?
Weren't you a side show attraction for those guardian matches?
Wernt you a world champion because you beat.. again.. wait for it.. somebody else?
Old z I'd dominant
201
TV
Tag
Internet
Hardcore
Pure
You can drop zmac in any match
Any division
Any opportunity
And eyes are on me
Trust me.
Ain't nobody can say the same for you
You keep talking about retirement
I want you to remember that you walked away
If you think for a moment a belt here or a belt there let's u retire in safety
Theres no safety in this business you dumb bitch
That's why CD with 20 years is still here
That's why odin with 22 years is still here
That's why with over 400 years on this earth, I'm still here
Alex Richard's, wrestling superstar
Retired cuz he beat fpv once lol
Came out of it for a memorial show
Then slipped right back into that jay price special
Like orange clockwork
So while you contemplate what's in the bag
Know this is smash n grab
Know that I'm hold up in pantheon west
Living life a king in the Aloha state
Doing my thing cuz that's all I know how to do
But run away back to obscurity
All you ever been good at
Take the beating and retire
Goat slayer gettin slaughter tonight
Ace
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 16, 2020 10:55:54 GMT -5
Alex
Why you gone try n savior the flavor of a taste you ain't ever tass-sayed
"When I take the title"
Wcf been defunct since 2016
Ain't ever been the same
It's dead
And you ain't ever mattered to its story, longevity or appeal
I'll wait for you to list ur best matches
Wait for you to list
UCI matches
A CO 2015 OTY W/ OL Z?
That's what you got?
That's the pinnical?
I split that with Teo, too
I'm not hearing the case for supreme internet gawd
Remember when I had a 300 day title reign?
You ever have a 300 day title reign?
You ever ever Have 300 matches?
You laced up goofy half eaten moldy McRib with scrub sauce
There ain't enough diet coke in the world to pour out on the concrete to recognize ur failures
You talk like ol z ain't even made it
Ol z created it
Ol z molded, shaped, fired, fordge and broke a mother fucker
Ur career is what happens when u give into the hype of others
Cuz ur always "you" but never yourself
You scoop up guardian paydays
Now u trash it?
Lmao
Ok. Ok
CD liked that. I'm sure ur pee pee got hard
Jay price too. Even from a coma. Dreaming of honda holidays
Dont twist it
It's not praise for you
It's a jab at my sister in law
Shes used to gettin fucked
But that's all you got?
You honestly gone need to dig deeper against me
Cuz trashing bonnie B cup, ain't gone get it done
A wade nilla weeps
As u flick ur cock in the darkness
Trying to stay erect with that flaccid shoot
Lmao
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 16, 2020 12:43:51 GMT -5
Holy fuck does anyone want to sift through that nonsense and summarize it for me? Maybe I'll go on fiver get someone there to do it
Nope
No takers.
Does this mean Z Mac ain't even worth 5 bucks? You make the call.. I guess.
Certainly spend more then 5 bucks on coke for that rant.
Guess as usual its a net loss for you.
Kind like this whole match is gonna be.
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 16, 2020 12:47:41 GMT -5
Also do you really want to brag about how you're gonna retire me.
You really want to go there?
Didn't you get retired for awhile by Beau Fucking Blaze?
I mean I guess that makes sense.
He won actions king of the death match even though everyone knows the only real king of the death match is Corey Black.
You gas yourself up as the greatest internet champion of all time but everyone knows that's really Alex Richards #HardFacts
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 16, 2020 13:20:26 GMT -5
Also do you really want to brag about how you're gonna retire me. You really want to go there? Didn't you get retired for awhile by Beau Fucking Blaze? I mean I guess that makes sense. He won actions king of the death match even though everyone knows the only real king of the death match is Corey Black. You gas yourself up as the greatest internet champion of all time but everyone knows that's really Alex Richards #HardFacts Who the fuck is buying this alex Richard's talk? Like you didnt spend ur entire career being a drunk Beau is gone CD is the KODM I'm the coked up mad man, sinner extraordinaire Pioneer of what we doing now Go sift through the shit that's your career Cuz right now only 1 of us is being our true self
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 16, 2020 15:23:00 GMT -5
That statement proves how well you know me. I am not just a drunk. I drink a reckless, mind altering amount of Zim Quila every day. I recently stole a horse. Then urinated off of said horse. Then got thrown from the horse. So I superkicked that horse into a coma. You know the Pantheon way. Nit of this defines me.
I'm Alex Motherfucking Richards and I defy all of your labels. I simply am whatever I want to be.
While you are simply the coked up madman
How boring
You want the real Alex Richards though? You don't even understand me how can you expect to beat me?
Now if you'll excuse me I have a boot of Zim Quila to drink. You know priorities
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 16, 2020 20:52:35 GMT -5
Also you want to run down my accomplishments?
Dude that just makes you look dumb.
Well dumber then usual.
Only man to win the true triple crown
Action WCF and UCI World Titles
The most decorated and successful of the Guardians.
As for you? The guy in the Vapor Kings that wasn't Ice Beckman.
Bobby Cairo made your career but even still everyone thinks of Odin and Kaz Mary before you.
Lmfao
Yep Z Mac.. an all time goat. #CSL
Can't stop laughing
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Post by Alex Richards on Dec 17, 2020 7:22:09 GMT -5
So I'm facing the guy who let Auron Vega cut off his hand..
Yup now you looking like a discount NVL
Guess what? I Beat the real Nathan the dimestore version ain't gonna be no problem
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 18, 2020 7:46:45 GMT -5
So I'm facing the guy who let Auron Vega cut off his hand.. Yup now you looking like a discount NVL Guess what? I Beat the real Nathan the dimestore version ain't gonna be no problem Alex Richard's wielding words like a child with a gun U cant erase what we all know Condescending boo shit You know ur hard up when u try to shoot down ol z on merit alone Lenny? Buzz? Is this a joke? What a holly jolly bum fuck this turns out to be Zmac vs Alex Richard's with an epiphany You keep talkin bout UCI Relax You sound like shawn smack talkin gcwa No one cares Spencer right now is calling u a pleb U were never hot, good or a draw U just had a contract U showed up U n TEO are the only 2 that demand medals for fulfilling ur contract Fuckin gross when u make me look like a wrestling genius Lol But you'll be eating doves on the 28th And the goat slayer can fuck off to his bachelor chow express meal
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