Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 10:16:09 GMT -5
I am the greatest internet champion of all time.
But do you know why?
For Z Mac his internet title reign is the highlight of his career.
I took my epic reign as the God of the internet and moved forward.
WCF World Champion
UCI World Champion
Action Wrestling World Champion
The fuck you do?
One UCI title reign.
That you won as a replacement opponent.
You didn't even fucking earn that title shot.
You know what else happened that night? Bonnie Blue and I beat the fuck outta you and Kaz and took your tag titles.
Good times lol
But hey silver lining. After I finish beating your ass I'm going to return to retirement. So you'll get thst hollow victory and be able to claim you ended my career. Everyone will know the truth though. I chose to retire again walking away with the one thing you ever accomplished in life. The myth you are the greatest internet champ.
Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 11:52:54 GMT -5
Listening to that nonsensical rant does at least make me admit you are indeed as coke fueled as you say.
So let's recap
You're the coked up madman.
A literal zombie who can't die.
Like Odin Balfore you're an immortal.
One difference though. Odin is a legend. You are an afterthought.
Never before has someone accomplished so little with so many natural gifts.
One has to wonder how terrible you would be if you weren't a zombie. Because let's be real you're barely passable with them supernatural powers.
They brought me back because they needed me at One. They pulled me out of retirement because when you think internet title you think Alex Richards.
Then they thought who's that other internet guy? Then when they couldn't find William and Gravedigger went fuck that I'm not getting marked on the internet by that fat fuck Richards they realized they already had Z Mac under contract so they picked you.
I look forward to beating you like the afterthought you truly are.
Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 18:58:49 GMT -5
The fact that you're going back down to CruiserClash shows the biggest difference between us.
I'll admit it. You dominated the cruiserweight division. Then moved up to the television division and dominated there as well. Then you moved up again to where the real talent was. What happened Z? You crashed and burned.
I challenged for the world title three times unsuccessfully.
The difference between us. You gave up and went back where it was safe. I continued fighting for the world title and achieved my goal.
That's why I'll forever be a world champion. A man who main evented the biggest event of A Dubs year. And you're a guy who's good against limited competition. But hey if you were fighting Adam Young for the internet title you'd be good
Post by Alex Richards on Dec 15, 2020 20:43:08 GMT -5
Some people think I would be upset that I had to share the 2015 WCF Internet champion of the year with Z Mac. Fortunately as a former member of the Guardians I'm used to doing charity work for the less fortunate and deserving.
Post by Alex Richards on Dec 16, 2020 15:23:00 GMT -5
That statement proves how well you know me. I am not just a drunk. I drink a reckless, mind altering amount of Zim Quila every day. I recently stole a horse. Then urinated off of said horse. Then got thrown from the horse. So I superkicked that horse into a coma. You know the Pantheon way. Nit of this defines me.
I'm Alex Motherfucking Richards and I defy all of your labels. I simply am whatever I want to be.
While you are simply the coked up madman
You want the real Alex Richards though? You don't even understand me how can you expect to beat me?
Now if you'll excuse me I have a boot of Zim Quila to drink. You know priorities