Challenge: To say nice things about Opponent (Part 1)
Nov 24, 2020 14:30:56 GMT -5
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Post by Andre Jenson on Nov 24, 2020 14:30:56 GMT -5
Hi there! Narrator here.
Well, wasn’t that a doozy? Our intrepid hero Andre Jenson comes back, teams up with Teo and suddenly they win and have a title shot at the Cruiserweight tag team champions? Amazing right? So what does a level 22 wizard with this sort of momentum do? Does he start training immediately, ready for a massive challenge? Does he study his opponents ferociously? Does he fight a studious alligator?
Well, if you were normal you might.
Jenson is currently at Universal Studios. At the Harry Potter section. Arguing with one of the park actors. A very flustered actor, who’s dressed as Harry Potter. He is holding, and is regular swigging from a potion bottle. Labelled “Untruth Serum”
“You are very good at this, you swish and flick, with the flourish!” Jenson argued as the actor looks at him incredulously.
“Sir, can you please get off the stage?” asks Harry. He’s holding a microphone in his hand, not a wand and he’s addressing the adoring kids currently losing their shit behind Jenson.
“Not until you don’t show me swish and flick, Potter. Are you a wizard or not?”
“Well…” Potter is just about to break character until he realises that would irrevocably destroy a number of kids’ lives. He sighs and gives Jenson the microphone as Jenson holds his hand out, expecting the chance to show Potter the way to correctly swish and flick. Jenson bows and grins.
“Silly man,” He says. “Just like my opponents on Thanksgiving, you know exactly what to do at all times. Just like my opponents you know when you have lost and you take that in good graces. You know when someone comes along to show you how to do things and will cede to the better man. This is a good trait. Just like Red White and Bruised, who are stuffed full of good traits. Anyone who can go and beat Dragon Scrue so handily are really talented and amazing at the martial arts of hand to hand combat.
I don’t believe it when people say they are horrible examples of American civility. I don’t believe these girls can be anything like they are depicted. They are sweet and innocent maidens, not completely evil two bit villains! They are sweet women who will do anything for anyone and not just look out for themselves, helping their community and the people around their local area as much as humanly possible. Karlie has definitely cashed in on her Olympic fame and Nikola is definitely humble. They are great women and I wish them well. I might add I look up to these women, they are role models for all young girls everywhere and completely deserve to be the Tag Team Champions.
And Richie McCoy, with his girlfriend the super duper villain in training? Well they fully deserve everything they get. She is the best villain I’ve ever seen, she doesn’t need training any more and she literally could beat Walter at any point. He just caught her on a bad day, y’see. Richie to his credit is all about this relationship and totally isn’t using and abusing her to get to the top of the card. This is why they are the favourites for this match. Completely.”
Potter looks down at Jenson’s hand, reads the label on the potion
“Untruth serum huh? That explains it.” He says, sardonically.
I must point out as your friendly neighbourhood narrator that untruth serum is a potion that, through chemical imbalances at the molecular level (magic) ensures that the imbiber, when they are talking or interacting about others, say and do precisely the opposite of what they are wanting to in their brain. This can cause many acts of confusion and is considered a war crime in at least 3 countries.
Potter, to his credit, knows this and tries to take the mic from Jenson.
“Come on man, you’re juiced”, he says. Juiced being the appropriate term for someone under the influence of untruth serum. Jenson objects to this heinous crime of being reasonable and in an act of juicing yeets the microphone in the direction of a nearby swamp, rather than just handing back the microphone.