Post by Azurine Vebbins on Nov 15, 2020 23:58:16 GMT -5
“Da Hardheaded Housewife” Azurine Vebbins begins her promotional material by buttoning up a new mint-colored rockabilly swing dress. Her supportive spouse Mrs. Nidia Vebbins hung it up in their hotel closet as a consolation for losing the Final Girl Battle Royal. She exhibits brave babyface behavior by not shying away from filming. Due to being black misted by Claire Hawkins yesterday some residue partially masks her visage. Thankfully since there were licensed Emergency Medical Technicians on hand, “Da Adorkable Angel” does not appear to be badly blinded.
Azurine Vebbins: Allô, Action Wrestlin’ aficionados! Azurine Vebbins here to mumble ‘bout my Main Event merengue meetin’ wid Jon Cade “JC” Keeton. In da spirit of National Button Day, I pushed his when taggin’ him in a promotional tweet. Moreover, he’s convinced I earned my prominent placement on da dance card ‘cause he’s my opposition. Trude be told, Donald “D-Day” Deruty booked us against one anoder since we’re top drawer talents. Da self-assured sass-hocker even claimed I get to lose Monday night at CruiserClash.
Of course, he can hy-pod-e-size dat assertion wid high probability considerin’ what transpired durin’ Dir-teen. Essentially, Claire Hawkins soy sauced my cute countenance like a Chinese takeout rice bowl! Mention dat given November 16’s also National Fast Food Day. Reminds me I should probably bulk up via copious consumption of super basic tempeh burritos from Neo Burrito. Necessity dictates dey would need to be tempeh on account of my vegetarian-leanin’ lady Nidia bein’ da one drivin’. I’m contemplatin’ a protein-packed lunch on account of my muscles workin’ overtime. Unlike Keeton, I’m not gonna slapdash some steel chair shots den be on my merry Wendy’s way.
Actually, dat’s more Jack In Da Box style since he sprang on Frank Lowe and Corey Bull wid-out warnin’. Eider way, when we finish our flamenco, Keeton’s J.C. initials won’t stand for Jon Cade. Instead, staunch supporters of mine shall refer to dem by favorite kind of French fry: Julienne Cut. Plus, in comparison to “Da Hardheaded Housewife,” dat character comes across more as a side dan da main course. He may have my number, believe my order’s up, and deliver moi on a silver platter. However, I’m not a Chick-Fil-A chocolate chunk cookie he can callously crumble. I’m better baked dan whatever tart or cheesecake centerfold he’ll schlep after our televised tango. Bottom dollar line, “Da Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins is a foxtrottin’ franchise in Action Wrestlin’ ‘cause when she delivers...you find her poppin’ locations all across da country.
Azurine Vebbins: Allô, Action Wrestlin’ aficionados! Azurine Vebbins here to mumble ‘bout my Main Event merengue meetin’ wid Jon Cade “JC” Keeton. In da spirit of National Button Day, I pushed his when taggin’ him in a promotional tweet. Moreover, he’s convinced I earned my prominent placement on da dance card ‘cause he’s my opposition. Trude be told, Donald “D-Day” Deruty booked us against one anoder since we’re top drawer talents. Da self-assured sass-hocker even claimed I get to lose Monday night at CruiserClash.
Of course, he can hy-pod-e-size dat assertion wid high probability considerin’ what transpired durin’ Dir-teen. Essentially, Claire Hawkins soy sauced my cute countenance like a Chinese takeout rice bowl! Mention dat given November 16’s also National Fast Food Day. Reminds me I should probably bulk up via copious consumption of super basic tempeh burritos from Neo Burrito. Necessity dictates dey would need to be tempeh on account of my vegetarian-leanin’ lady Nidia bein’ da one drivin’. I’m contemplatin’ a protein-packed lunch on account of my muscles workin’ overtime. Unlike Keeton, I’m not gonna slapdash some steel chair shots den be on my merry Wendy’s way.
Actually, dat’s more Jack In Da Box style since he sprang on Frank Lowe and Corey Bull wid-out warnin’. Eider way, when we finish our flamenco, Keeton’s J.C. initials won’t stand for Jon Cade. Instead, staunch supporters of mine shall refer to dem by favorite kind of French fry: Julienne Cut. Plus, in comparison to “Da Hardheaded Housewife,” dat character comes across more as a side dan da main course. He may have my number, believe my order’s up, and deliver moi on a silver platter. However, I’m not a Chick-Fil-A chocolate chunk cookie he can callously crumble. I’m better baked dan whatever tart or cheesecake centerfold he’ll schlep after our televised tango. Bottom dollar line, “Da Adorkable Angel” Azurine Vebbins is a foxtrottin’ franchise in Action Wrestlin’ ‘cause when she delivers...you find her poppin’ locations all across da country.