Seksee Bumbl B (3 of 3)
Nov 1, 2020 16:12:29 GMT -5
CJ Phoenix, Raging Frank Lowe, and 3 more like this
Post by NATE on Nov 1, 2020 16:12:29 GMT -5
You’re sure you want to do this?
Yess
I really think this is a bad idea, I am quite experienced in this kind of thing. I think it’s going to get you more badly hurt...
Noap Itz Fyne Eye Wona Giv A Messij 2 Fran Klo Die Rekt Lee
OK…
Matthias Mintzel doesn’t really care if NATE gets more badly hurt so shrugs his shoulders and goes over the camera he’s set up which is pointing at NATE. He presses the “record” button.
Action.
Franc Eye Just Wana Sai Sori Eye Mis Jujjed U
Matthias is confused.
Every 1 Sez U Wer Reeli Meen Butt Eye Wud Lyk 2 Plae Fanci Dres Wiv U Fanx 4 Da Offa
CUT!
Wot
What the fuck are you talking about you daft bastard?
Franc Gayv Mi Costyoom Sujestjuns An Eye Fort Wi Cud B Frends
He was taking the piss out of you. For Christ's sake he said you were like a marshmallow!
Eye Lyk Mahsh Mellos
You’re going into a hardcore match, with one of the most dangerous guys on the entire roster, and you think he wants to play dress up with you? NATE I’ve tried with you I swear, but there’s only so much I can do, you need to toughen up.
Sew Eye Woant Nied Deez
NATE signals to three cards he’s holding.
What are they?
Fanci Dres Eyedeeyers 4 Franc
Well you can chuck them away.
NATE throws them behind him, all 3 land face up, the same style as Frank had created for NATE previously.
That Bumble Bee isn’t even Frank Lowe, it’s Tom Selleck.
Eye Fort Evry1 Wiv a Mustash Iz Fran Klo
What goes on in your head NATE? I am genuinely curious. Like, you’re simple as fuck but you’re probably the strongest guy to ever get in a wrestling ring, and you don’t seem get angry with anything. Does it not bother you when Frank Lowe says that stuff about you? I take the piss out of you but I’m your employer so it’s fine, does it not bother you when everyone else does?
Eye Yoozhully Downt Unda Stannd Wot Der Seyin
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen you angry, do you ever get angry?
NATE has a think, which rarely goes well.
Wuns Eye Woz In Da Pahk A Skwirrel Tuk Mi Eyeskreem An Eye Woz An Gree
Does it not make you at all angry that Frank Lowe is saying this stuff about you?
NATE looks confused, he hadn’t really considered it.
Christ, he’s right, it is all a game of make-believe to you isn’t in?!
Eyem A Ressler An Eyem Gona Chopp Of Hiz Hed Wiv An Aks
Does that mean anything to you or are you just saying it?! When he’s coming at you to attack you it’s not gonna help saying this rubbish, you need to actually get prepared! You need to get wound up!
Haw Du U Du Itt
I mean, I just hate everyone anyway so it’s easy. But like, imagine Frank has stolen something from you, or slept with your Mum?
U Slepd Wiv Mi Mom Shud Eye B An Gree Wiv U
OK, bad example… But still, get yourself fired up for this!
O Kay
He says you’re going to wish you were aborted, does that make you mad?!
Yess
NATE lies, clearly not mad.
He says he’s going to burn your world to the ground, that must at least wind you up a bit.
NATE nods blankly, very much not wound up.
Oh for fucks sake, there’s no point is there? He’s right, you and your pretend sword have no chance.
Wate Wot Did Hi Sae Abowt Mi Sord
What? He said your cardboard sword is playground shit.
Haw Der Hi Sae Mi Sord Iz Mayd Ov Cahd Bord
NATE is furious.
What?! It is made of cardboard!
Fran Klo Iff U Fink Dat Eye Kannot Hert U Wiv Mi Veri Reel Sord Den Dats A Reeli Stoopid Misstayk U R Maykin Eye Gar Antee Dat Wen Eye Chopp Ur Hed Of Ur Nott Gona Be Laffin Abawt Mi Weponry
Matthias is (although confused) impressed, it seemed the way to get NATE riled was to be critical of his cardboard arsenal.
Yeah he said if it gets wet it’ll disintegrate!
Wel Eye Duno Wot Dat Werd Meens Butt Eye Stil Kant B Leev N E 1 Cud B Sew Rood Eye Wil Have 2 Teech U A Lesen Fran Klo An Dat Lesen Iz Gona B Dat Eye Amm Da Nyoo Hardkaw Champeeun
It was unorthodox, but Matthias can work with this.
He said you couldn’t nipple electrocute him if your life depended on it!
That was a lie. Frank (understandably) hadn’t addressed the nipple electrocution threat.
Wel Franc Ackchully Eye Hav Woched Lotz Ov Videeows Dis Wiek Abawt Haw 2 Du Itt An Da Bessd 1 Woz Colld Elektrekyootin Torcher Afta Orgazm An Eye Promiss U R Gona B Da Orgazm In Owr Mach
That’s disturbing and makes no sense but this is great! We just need you feeling like this on Monday night!
Matthias was amused. NATE frustrated the hell out of him most the time but it wasn’t like he had a match of his own to worry about this week so why not see what happens with NATE?
Eye Amm Sew An Gree Matty Ass Noe 1 Haz Eva Mayd Mi Az Madd Az Fran Klo Haz Sayin Deez Horibl Fings
Good! Now you’ve just got to take that forward with you!
Eye Wil B Unstopabl
Well, in the long run we’ll have to teach you a single wrestling move, or how to defend yourself but it’s a start…
Had anything changed since the match had been announced?
No, NATE still couldn’t beat Frank Lowe, surely?
Matthias wasn’t naive, NATE beating Lowe would be the biggest shock in Action Wrestling…
But wouldn’t it be great fun to watch him try?
Yess
I really think this is a bad idea, I am quite experienced in this kind of thing. I think it’s going to get you more badly hurt...
Noap Itz Fyne Eye Wona Giv A Messij 2 Fran Klo Die Rekt Lee
OK…
Matthias Mintzel doesn’t really care if NATE gets more badly hurt so shrugs his shoulders and goes over the camera he’s set up which is pointing at NATE. He presses the “record” button.
Action.
Franc Eye Just Wana Sai Sori Eye Mis Jujjed U
Matthias is confused.
Every 1 Sez U Wer Reeli Meen Butt Eye Wud Lyk 2 Plae Fanci Dres Wiv U Fanx 4 Da Offa
CUT!
Wot
What the fuck are you talking about you daft bastard?
Franc Gayv Mi Costyoom Sujestjuns An Eye Fort Wi Cud B Frends
He was taking the piss out of you. For Christ's sake he said you were like a marshmallow!
Eye Lyk Mahsh Mellos
You’re going into a hardcore match, with one of the most dangerous guys on the entire roster, and you think he wants to play dress up with you? NATE I’ve tried with you I swear, but there’s only so much I can do, you need to toughen up.
Sew Eye Woant Nied Deez
NATE signals to three cards he’s holding.
What are they?
Fanci Dres Eyedeeyers 4 Franc
Well you can chuck them away.
NATE throws them behind him, all 3 land face up, the same style as Frank had created for NATE previously.
That Bumble Bee isn’t even Frank Lowe, it’s Tom Selleck.
Eye Fort Evry1 Wiv a Mustash Iz Fran Klo
What goes on in your head NATE? I am genuinely curious. Like, you’re simple as fuck but you’re probably the strongest guy to ever get in a wrestling ring, and you don’t seem get angry with anything. Does it not bother you when Frank Lowe says that stuff about you? I take the piss out of you but I’m your employer so it’s fine, does it not bother you when everyone else does?
Eye Yoozhully Downt Unda Stannd Wot Der Seyin
I don’t know if I’ve ever seen you angry, do you ever get angry?
NATE has a think, which rarely goes well.
Wuns Eye Woz In Da Pahk A Skwirrel Tuk Mi Eyeskreem An Eye Woz An Gree
Does it not make you at all angry that Frank Lowe is saying this stuff about you?
NATE looks confused, he hadn’t really considered it.
Christ, he’s right, it is all a game of make-believe to you isn’t in?!
Eyem A Ressler An Eyem Gona Chopp Of Hiz Hed Wiv An Aks
Does that mean anything to you or are you just saying it?! When he’s coming at you to attack you it’s not gonna help saying this rubbish, you need to actually get prepared! You need to get wound up!
Haw Du U Du Itt
I mean, I just hate everyone anyway so it’s easy. But like, imagine Frank has stolen something from you, or slept with your Mum?
U Slepd Wiv Mi Mom Shud Eye B An Gree Wiv U
OK, bad example… But still, get yourself fired up for this!
O Kay
He says you’re going to wish you were aborted, does that make you mad?!
Yess
NATE lies, clearly not mad.
He says he’s going to burn your world to the ground, that must at least wind you up a bit.
NATE nods blankly, very much not wound up.
Oh for fucks sake, there’s no point is there? He’s right, you and your pretend sword have no chance.
Wate Wot Did Hi Sae Abowt Mi Sord
What? He said your cardboard sword is playground shit.
Haw Der Hi Sae Mi Sord Iz Mayd Ov Cahd Bord
NATE is furious.
What?! It is made of cardboard!
Fran Klo Iff U Fink Dat Eye Kannot Hert U Wiv Mi Veri Reel Sord Den Dats A Reeli Stoopid Misstayk U R Maykin Eye Gar Antee Dat Wen Eye Chopp Ur Hed Of Ur Nott Gona Be Laffin Abawt Mi Weponry
Matthias is (although confused) impressed, it seemed the way to get NATE riled was to be critical of his cardboard arsenal.
Yeah he said if it gets wet it’ll disintegrate!
Wel Eye Duno Wot Dat Werd Meens Butt Eye Stil Kant B Leev N E 1 Cud B Sew Rood Eye Wil Have 2 Teech U A Lesen Fran Klo An Dat Lesen Iz Gona B Dat Eye Amm Da Nyoo Hardkaw Champeeun
It was unorthodox, but Matthias can work with this.
He said you couldn’t nipple electrocute him if your life depended on it!
That was a lie. Frank (understandably) hadn’t addressed the nipple electrocution threat.
Wel Franc Ackchully Eye Hav Woched Lotz Ov Videeows Dis Wiek Abawt Haw 2 Du Itt An Da Bessd 1 Woz Colld Elektrekyootin Torcher Afta Orgazm An Eye Promiss U R Gona B Da Orgazm In Owr Mach
That’s disturbing and makes no sense but this is great! We just need you feeling like this on Monday night!
Matthias was amused. NATE frustrated the hell out of him most the time but it wasn’t like he had a match of his own to worry about this week so why not see what happens with NATE?
Eye Amm Sew An Gree Matty Ass Noe 1 Haz Eva Mayd Mi Az Madd Az Fran Klo Haz Sayin Deez Horibl Fings
Good! Now you’ve just got to take that forward with you!
Eye Wil B Unstopabl
Well, in the long run we’ll have to teach you a single wrestling move, or how to defend yourself but it’s a start…
Had anything changed since the match had been announced?
No, NATE still couldn’t beat Frank Lowe, surely?
Matthias wasn’t naive, NATE beating Lowe would be the biggest shock in Action Wrestling…
But wouldn’t it be great fun to watch him try?