Nippl Ellektrekyootin Fran Klow (1/3 1000 Wurdz)
Oct 27, 2020 12:16:52 GMT -5
Lissie Hope, Raging Frank Lowe, and 2 more like this
Post by NATE on Oct 27, 2020 12:16:52 GMT -5
He’s probably going to die.
Matthias Mintzel wasn’t going to avoid the seriousness of the situation with NATE’s adopted mother Traw Ma, it was best she knew.
Frank Lowe actually killed someone.
Why the hell has he been booked in this match?! It’s sick.
I don’t know.
Are they just making him the punchline of a cheap joke?!
It seems so.
Like, the poor kid is running round the house shouting “MOMMA I’M GONNA BE HARDCORE CHAMPION”, why are they getting his hopes up like this?!
He’s a tough lad… I mean a big lad… he’ll be OK.
What if he gets hit on the head and there’s permanent…
Traw Ma stops herself for obvious reasons, physical damage was as far as this could go.
Maybe he’ll knock whatever’s loose in his mind back into place?
It’s not funny. It’s bullshit! You don’t even have a match… if they want to test out Frank Lowe why don’t they put him in a match with you? You could hold your own aga…
I’d beat him, they know that.
Traw Ma is tearing up at the thought of NATE being in a hardcore match with a man like Frank Lowe who literally killed someone and there was literally a memorial show for and now was hardcore champion like that was normal. Matthias is less upset at the prospect, though he did feel some pangs of frustration that NATE was getting a title shot, he’d love a go at Frank Lowe.
Wouldn’t you rather be without him? He just gets in the way?
Matti I don’t want my son dead! Pain in the ass or not!
Okay, understood.
What’s the plan?
There is no plan, he has no chance at all. Let's just cross our fingers that he gets through it with all his body parts intact and move on.
There’s weapons, surely he has a chance, a slim chance maybe but if he swings and hits… maybe?
Matthias shakes his head. He’d done coordination drills with NATE as part of their training process and he knew perfectly well that NATE was more likely to knock himself out with a solid object than he was to get it anywhere Frank Lowe’s head.
Maybe NATE could just fall to the ground and take the pin?
Frank Lowe’s a psycho, he’ll want to send a message. Waving a white flag to Frank would be like waving a red one to a bull, there’s really no way out of this.
We have to do something!
Matthias sighs.
Where is he? I’ll speak to him, see if we can come up with some kinda game plan.
They get out of bed and put some clothes on, they walk downstairs where NATE is watching Pornhub on a laptop and looking engrossed.
Moma Eyem Gona B Hardkaw Champeeun
What the hell are you watching NATE?!
Hardkaw Maches Dey Wer Resslin Eye Wonted Insperayshun
Traw Ma wonders briefly if an evening in a ring with Frank Lowe might actually do NATE some good but tries to snap herself out of that.
Y Du Eye Hav 2 B Naykid Wen I Ressle A Hardkaw Mach An Wot is Bookakky
Please never google Hardcore again, promise?
Promiss
Matthias is going to talk tactics about how to not die… I mean beat Frank Lowe on Monday, right?
Matthias nods, unconvincingly, he really has no plan.
Itz O Kay Moma Eye Got Dis
What?
Eye Hav Mi Oan Taktix
Matthias laughs, one snort and tries to suppress it but doesn’t really manage, Traw Ma shoots him an angry look.
What are your tactics?
Eyem Gona Cutt Hiz Hed Of Wiv Mi Sord
Matthias shrugs his shoulders and looks impressed, in an amused way.
Yeah that’ll work.
You don’t have a sword NATE.
Yess Eye Du Shal Eye Sho U
Traw Ma nods.
NATE reaches him right hand from the computer mouse and down behind the desk, Traw Ma shrieks.
Not that type of sword NATE! I really have to get those videos blocked!
NATE produces an actual sword. It’s about 4 foot long with a thick handle and a blade that’s definitely big enough to do some real damage. There is one problem though.
NATE, it’s made of cardboard.
Sew Wot Itz A Hardkaw Mach Eye Kan Yooz Wepons Eye Chekd Itz In Da Roolz An On Da Maches Eye Was Jus Wochin Dey Wer Oll Yoozin Whipz An Wun Wooman Gott Hur Boobee Ellektrokyooted Eye Mite Tri Dat on Fran Klo
Matthias turns to Traw Ma who looks, appropriately, traumatised. It wasn’t the thought of hardcore pornogaphy that concerned her as such. There were LOADS of videos like that on Pornhub, she knew the chances that NATE had come across one of the ones featuring her were slim, but the thought of it was disturbing. She runs to the toilet retching at the thought.
Electrocuting Frank’s nipples might be your best bet, I’ll give you that.
Fanks Matty Ass Eye Nyoo U Wood Olwaze Beleev In Mi We Eyem Hardkaw Champeeun Eye Woant 4get Oll Da Kynd Nes U Hav Shoan Mi An Eye Wi Stil B Yor Frend Eye Woant B Kum A Preemer Donner Doant Wurry
Thanks NATE, that means a lot.
Matthias replies again. He’d not had a great few weeks but this conversation had really cheered him up.
Franc Wen Eye Gett In 2 Da Mach Wiv U Eye Am Gona Kut Yor Hed Of Wiv Mi Kardbord Acs An Ders Nuffin Yoo Kan Du 2 Stopp Mi An U Will Reeli B Loe Den B Coz U Woant Hav a Hed
Matthias laughs, at NATE rather than with him but to be fair that is the first time he’s ever tried a joke, as far as Matthias was aware.
Den Eye Wil Nippl Ellectrokyoot Yor Bod E An Eye Wil Be Champeeun
Matthias nods. He has to admit, begrudgingly that when NATE is killed by Frank Lowe he will lose a real source of amusement.
Poor, dumb, kid.
Matthias Mintzel wasn’t going to avoid the seriousness of the situation with NATE’s adopted mother Traw Ma, it was best she knew.
Frank Lowe actually killed someone.
Why the hell has he been booked in this match?! It’s sick.
I don’t know.
Are they just making him the punchline of a cheap joke?!
It seems so.
Like, the poor kid is running round the house shouting “MOMMA I’M GONNA BE HARDCORE CHAMPION”, why are they getting his hopes up like this?!
He’s a tough lad… I mean a big lad… he’ll be OK.
What if he gets hit on the head and there’s permanent…
Traw Ma stops herself for obvious reasons, physical damage was as far as this could go.
Maybe he’ll knock whatever’s loose in his mind back into place?
It’s not funny. It’s bullshit! You don’t even have a match… if they want to test out Frank Lowe why don’t they put him in a match with you? You could hold your own aga…
I’d beat him, they know that.
Traw Ma is tearing up at the thought of NATE being in a hardcore match with a man like Frank Lowe who literally killed someone and there was literally a memorial show for and now was hardcore champion like that was normal. Matthias is less upset at the prospect, though he did feel some pangs of frustration that NATE was getting a title shot, he’d love a go at Frank Lowe.
Wouldn’t you rather be without him? He just gets in the way?
Matti I don’t want my son dead! Pain in the ass or not!
Okay, understood.
What’s the plan?
There is no plan, he has no chance at all. Let's just cross our fingers that he gets through it with all his body parts intact and move on.
There’s weapons, surely he has a chance, a slim chance maybe but if he swings and hits… maybe?
Matthias shakes his head. He’d done coordination drills with NATE as part of their training process and he knew perfectly well that NATE was more likely to knock himself out with a solid object than he was to get it anywhere Frank Lowe’s head.
Maybe NATE could just fall to the ground and take the pin?
Frank Lowe’s a psycho, he’ll want to send a message. Waving a white flag to Frank would be like waving a red one to a bull, there’s really no way out of this.
We have to do something!
Matthias sighs.
Where is he? I’ll speak to him, see if we can come up with some kinda game plan.
They get out of bed and put some clothes on, they walk downstairs where NATE is watching Pornhub on a laptop and looking engrossed.
Moma Eyem Gona B Hardkaw Champeeun
What the hell are you watching NATE?!
Hardkaw Maches Dey Wer Resslin Eye Wonted Insperayshun
Traw Ma wonders briefly if an evening in a ring with Frank Lowe might actually do NATE some good but tries to snap herself out of that.
Y Du Eye Hav 2 B Naykid Wen I Ressle A Hardkaw Mach An Wot is Bookakky
Please never google Hardcore again, promise?
Promiss
Matthias is going to talk tactics about how to not die… I mean beat Frank Lowe on Monday, right?
Matthias nods, unconvincingly, he really has no plan.
Itz O Kay Moma Eye Got Dis
What?
Eye Hav Mi Oan Taktix
Matthias laughs, one snort and tries to suppress it but doesn’t really manage, Traw Ma shoots him an angry look.
What are your tactics?
Eyem Gona Cutt Hiz Hed Of Wiv Mi Sord
Matthias shrugs his shoulders and looks impressed, in an amused way.
Yeah that’ll work.
You don’t have a sword NATE.
Yess Eye Du Shal Eye Sho U
Traw Ma nods.
NATE reaches him right hand from the computer mouse and down behind the desk, Traw Ma shrieks.
Not that type of sword NATE! I really have to get those videos blocked!
NATE produces an actual sword. It’s about 4 foot long with a thick handle and a blade that’s definitely big enough to do some real damage. There is one problem though.
NATE, it’s made of cardboard.
Sew Wot Itz A Hardkaw Mach Eye Kan Yooz Wepons Eye Chekd Itz In Da Roolz An On Da Maches Eye Was Jus Wochin Dey Wer Oll Yoozin Whipz An Wun Wooman Gott Hur Boobee Ellektrokyooted Eye Mite Tri Dat on Fran Klo
Matthias turns to Traw Ma who looks, appropriately, traumatised. It wasn’t the thought of hardcore pornogaphy that concerned her as such. There were LOADS of videos like that on Pornhub, she knew the chances that NATE had come across one of the ones featuring her were slim, but the thought of it was disturbing. She runs to the toilet retching at the thought.
Electrocuting Frank’s nipples might be your best bet, I’ll give you that.
Fanks Matty Ass Eye Nyoo U Wood Olwaze Beleev In Mi We Eyem Hardkaw Champeeun Eye Woant 4get Oll Da Kynd Nes U Hav Shoan Mi An Eye Wi Stil B Yor Frend Eye Woant B Kum A Preemer Donner Doant Wurry
Thanks NATE, that means a lot.
Matthias replies again. He’d not had a great few weeks but this conversation had really cheered him up.
Franc Wen Eye Gett In 2 Da Mach Wiv U Eye Am Gona Kut Yor Hed Of Wiv Mi Kardbord Acs An Ders Nuffin Yoo Kan Du 2 Stopp Mi An U Will Reeli B Loe Den B Coz U Woant Hav a Hed
Matthias laughs, at NATE rather than with him but to be fair that is the first time he’s ever tried a joke, as far as Matthias was aware.
Den Eye Wil Nippl Ellectrokyoot Yor Bod E An Eye Wil Be Champeeun
Matthias nods. He has to admit, begrudgingly that when NATE is killed by Frank Lowe he will lose a real source of amusement.
Poor, dumb, kid.