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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:03:57 GMT -5
The pyro blasts inside the Staples Center, HUGE cheers, huge roar from the screaming California SMARKS who love pro wrestling and everything that goes along with it. We cut to Billy and Chris Avery
Billy: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO UPRISING.. ALLLL IN!! I'M BILLY AND WITH ME AS ALWAYS IS CHRIS AVERY, CHRIS WAS AN ACTION PACKED SHOW WE HAVE TONIGHT!
Chris Avery: WE HAVE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES ALL UP AND DOWN THE CARD BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT ALL-IN MATCH WHERE 9 COMPETITORS WILL STEP FOOT INSIDE OUR RING AND TRY TO CLIMB A LADDER TO GRAB A BRIEFCASE.. AND THAT BRIEFCASE IS GOOD FOR ONE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH ANY TIME ANY PLACE!
Billy: AND OF COURSE WE KNOW FRANK LOWE IS IN IT, AND WE ALL KNOW THE UNDERDOG, THE WANDERER, DERRICK VAYDEN IS IN IT TOO!
Chris Avery: Damn right! Can't forget, Corey Bull, Crow, Wesley, Carter Shaw, Karlie Nash, and both Adlers! The Twin Gods are in it!
Billy: What a night! We're hearing through our headset that Alexander Pasternak and Jaice Wilds are in the house too!
We cut backstage to a big office where Pasternak and Jaice are vibin' out, feelin good. They just got to their massive office and are taking it all in.
Alexander Pasternak: What an office! We have two TVs, this is sick my man.
Jaice Wilds: Yes, I tried getting the best office we could have for one of the biggest shows ever, Boss!
Alexander Pasternak: I love it! But why two televisions? Why two couches?
Jaice Wilds: I think it's a good time to tell you..
Just then the door swings open and Donald Deruty with his assistant Norb Smalley walk in. Norb waddles in like a fucking penguin.
Jaice Wilds: .. that we share an office with D-Day.
Jaice rolls his eyes as Pasternak charmingly smiles.
Donald Deruty: How is it going, friends? Are we ready for a huge show tonight!?
Alexander Pasternak: Yeah, it's real nice of you to have what? Three matches on tonights card? Also, you brought your dog?
Norb Smalley: Actually..
Jaice Wilds: HOLY-BATMAN-FEDORA-SHIT!
Pasternak and Jaice take a step back.
Alexander Pasternak: WHAT THE HELL IT TALKS?!
Donald Deruty: Guys, be nice. This is my Assistant Norb Smalley.
Alexander Pasternak: Oh... okayyyy man.. Sure... Whats up, NORB?
Norb Smalley: Things are bright as usual, Alexander. I'm excited to be sharing an office with you both here tonight.
Jaice rolls his eyes and mutters..
Jaice Wilds: Psh. Kiss ass.
Norb Smalley: What was that, my good friend?
Jaice Wilds: I said .. uh.. piss.. ass.
Pasternak, D-Day and Norb all tilt their head and question what Jaice is talking about. Jaice just shrugs it off.
Donald Deruty: Anyways, I can't wait to finally watch this show with you tonight, maybe you can take some advice from me!
Alexander Pasternak: I have a Championship match with 5 superstars all fighting for their legacy! Not JUST the World Championship, but their legacy, what truly defines them! What do you have?
Donald Deruty: A Championship match where my fighting, prideful Champion is putting his belt on the line against a wonderful challenger in Kaz Mazy.
Alexander Pasternak: Yeah, I saw. Don't know much about him..
Jaice Wilds: And the dirtsheets say he was in Space or something!
Donald Deruty: Oh my god, he was not in space.
Norb looks around the room and takes one small step back.
Jaice Wilds: I know what I read.
Pasternak has had enough of the conversation and sits down on the couch. D-Day sits down on his couch. Jaice sits down next to Pasternak as Norb jumps up to the couch and has a seat.
Alexander Pasternak: So where ya from, Norb?
Norb Smalley: Uh, Milwaukee.
Alexander Pasternak: Oh, yeah, I can tell. Makes sense.
Norb squints his beady little eyes.
We fade out.
Azurine Vebbins vs. Ash Blake(c) Billy:….Lamb Tacos? Shitfire! How much time do we have before the match?Chris Avery: They’re coming to us live in 3 minutes! Where the hell are you going?Billy: What did you just say to me?Chris Avery: I said where the hell are you going?Billy: No before that.Chris Avery: They’re coming to us live in 3 minutes?Billy: No before that. Right before I said Lamb Tacos. Shitfire.Chris Avery: I told you there was an Ice Cream truck in the parking lot playing Bah Bah Black Sheep.Billy: That’s no Ice cream truck. That’s El Camión de Tacos de Cordero del Toro Furioso.Chris Avery: The Raging Bull’s Lamb Taco Truck? What the fu..Billy: Yep Manny Fernandez himself runs a Taco truck, a taco truck that exclusively serves Lamb Tacos. I’ve got two and half minutes, plenty of time.(Billy sprints away, as only Billy can, and returns in under two minutes; out of breath but with a bag full of lamb tacos) Chris Avery: I had no idea you could move that fast.Billy: Put a lamb taco at stake and I’m as quick as a cat.As "Radio Gaga" by Queen prominently plays throughout the arena, "The Adorkable Angel" Azurine Vebbins pirouettes onto the entrance ramp. A solitary spotlight provides an ethereal glow as she begins to descend down the ramp like an automaton practicing aerobics. She performs various other dance steps while making her way to the eastern ring apron. Along the way, she waves, high-fives and hugs certain chanters she comes into contact with. When a chanter puckers up for a kiss, she points to her halo (neck collar). Upon entering the eastern ring apron, she glides between the bottom and middle ropes before awaiting referee instruction and her next opponent. Chris Avery: Billy, If you remember Chaos, Azurine Vebbins and Ash Blake were teammates with Claire Hawkins in a match in which they each earned a TV Title shot.Billy: That’s right Chris. Claire Hawkins made the most of her shot by winning the title. Vebbins took her shot against Hawkins and came up just short.Chris Avery: It really was a great match, but Vebbins rebounded nicely and earned another shot last week on Clash by defeating El Diablo and Masuda Teijin in a three way.Billy: It has been quite a Lambtastic month or so for Vebbins. Let’s she if she can put it all together tonight and walk away with the gold.The arena lights go dark and a hushed whisper overtakes the crowd as they eagerly await whomever's set to come out next. For a split second, the ActionTron lights up, displaying an indiscernible shape before... "How are things on the west coast?" Interpol's "The Heinrich Maneuver" hits the PA and the lights flash back on, the image on the screen long gone as Ash Blake emerges from behind the curtain, all smiles as usual. She seemingly bounces down the ring, offering elbow taps to ringside fans on the way down. Adilene Floyd: Making her way to the ring, from Cottonwood Falls, Kansas, she is Ash Blake!Ash hurriedly ascends the steps at ringside and enters under the middle rope, retreating towards her corner. Billy: The champion looks ready tonight. As we mentioned earlier, at Chaos she was on the team with Vebbins that each earned a TV Title shot.Chris Avery: Ash was the last to cash in her shot she earned at Chaos, but she did make the most of it just last week and surprised a lot of people by winning the TV Title.Billy: If the fans could decide, they would tear the belt in half and give it to both of them, this super hyped Los Angeles crowd loves both of these women. Let’s get to the ring.Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen!!! Your referee for tonight’s opening match is John Smith! (a smattering of boos, added with a pinch of cheers, but mostly it’s a lot of who gives a fuck) The following contest is set for one fall, it has a 25 minute time limit, and is for the Action Wrestling Television Championship!The crowd blows up. Not just because of the Television Title match. They know that this match is the start of what will most likely go down as the most epic PPV in AW history. The crowd is on fire, the energy they are giving off is thick. Ash starts out on the offensive with flying crossbody block, that she follows up with dragon screw suplex and Frankenstein. The crowd pops hard as they appreciate the fast pace of the champion. Vebbins wisely slips out of the ring and is standing on the floor. Ash wastes no time is getting a full head of steam and attempting a Suicide Dive. Vebbins evades and that sends Blake into the guardrail. Vebbins takes advantage with several knee drops and several elbow drops before picking Ash up and landing a snap suplex right there on the floor. Chris Avery: I don’t care what anyone says, those mats don’t provide much protection against that concrete floor.Billy: Smart move by Vebbins to roll back in, she doesn’t want any part of the outside, she can’t win the title out there.. And this gives her a chance to rest a little. That sheer is a good move.Chris Avery: It also allows her to do what she just did, and that is remain in control as Ash slides in. Did you say sheer?With a stiff kick to the back, Vebbins stops Blake’s momentum as she slides back in, A knee drop to the back and three kicks keep Ash facedown on the mat. Vebbins lands a leg drop to the back of Ash and then turns her over for a quick cover 1.. 2. Adilene Floyd: 20 minutes remaining. 20 minutes remaining.Ash kicks out but Vebbins stays on top of her with a headlock while she also wraps her up in a leg scissors. Vebbins is not using this opportunity to rest, rather she is taking turns grinding the head, then squeezing the body. Billy: Vebbins is making the champ use of all of her energy here, great job of wearing Blake down.Chris Avery: It is, but Blake knows that the longer she can withstand the pain, the more these holds tire out Vebbins as well. This is our first of 8 championship matches on the card, and it is starting out brilliantly…. Why are you on your phone?Billy: I’m on the El Camión de Tacos de Cordero del Toro Furioso app trying to get some more sauce, but I don’t know how to say “tzatziki” in Mexican.Chris Avery: Did you try Spanish?Billy: Can Mexicans speak Spanish?Chris Avery: Yeah, a little. And what in the hell are you putting tzatziki sauce on a taco for?Billy: Lamb tacos, remember.Ash, although still in a headlock has battled back to her feet. She uses seemingly her last bit of energy to pick Vebbins up for a side suplex and holds the leg for a cover. 1.. 2. A surprised Vebbins kicks and rolls to the corner of the ring to size up Blake. The crowd who has been essentially one steady pop this entire match, takes this time rest as well. When she determines that Blake is still vulnerable, she attacks with a flying knee. Blake was playing possum and is able to dodge the running knee strike. The momentum sends Vebbins flying knee first into the turnbuckle. The crowd ends there small rest and is back is full throat.The Television champion Ash Blake seizes the opportunity and hits a dropkick to the back of Vebbins head. This leaves Vebbins near a Tree of Woe position as an alert Blake locks Azurine Vebbins’ hand in feet to secure the Tree. The crowd continues to be abuzz. They don’t appear to be rooting for any particular outcome, they are just celebrating great wrestling. And they have reason to celebrate. Billy: The Tree of Woe, this always seemed to be the worst position to be in. You are just so vulnerable. Upside down, locked into the turnbuckles with your own limbs. Ash Blake has her choice of what to do here. Let’s she if she chooses wisely.Chris Avery: More like the Tree of Whoa! She did choose wisely and connected with a brutal double foot stomp from the top rope! And with Vebbins writhing in pain, Blakes ascends to the top turnbuckle and lands a gorgeous Imploding 450 Splash that she calls The Cottonwood Fall.Billy: She uses that to set up a bigger moves or sometime uses it to finish, she covers here!1.. 2.. THRE Billy: No! The challenger Vebbins kicks out and Blake, the champion wastes no time in going to pick Vebbins up off the mat.Chris Avery: Small cradle! Small Cradle by Vebbins!1.. 2.. THRE Billy: Lambfire! That was closeChris Avery: What did you sa..Billy: I said Shitfire.Chris Avery: No you didn’tBilly: Did, too.Chris Avery: Did not.Billy: Did, too.Chris Avery: Did no..Shitfire! Ash was able to get over to Vebbins and plant a precision double knee to the sternum! She followed it with a Superkick.Billy: Lambfire is right Chris! She then tried a Pulled-in DDT. That would have completed the Sweetheart Sock Hop, which is Azurine’s finishing move!Chris Avery: You Lambfired again. But you’re right Billy. Ash loves to steal other people’s moves, she calls it Secondhand Vanity. It’s truly is a brilliant concept and can only be pulled off by the most astute wrestlers..Billy: What does..Chris Avery: Astute means having the ability to asses a situation and learn from it. Ash is able to study wrestlers and use her opponent’s strengths against them.Billy: In this case, Vebbins eventually saw was what happening, and was able to reverse the DDT into a northern lights suplex! She holds for the pinfall.1.. 2.. THRE Billy: Another thre with no e count and this match continues!Adilene Floyd: 25 minutes remaining. 25 minutes remaining.Chris Avery: It does continue Billy, but what a slower pace this match is now than it was in the beginning. Both wrestlers really have gone for it all night and given 100 percent.Billy: However this thing ends, neither of these should walk away with their heads hung low.Vebbins is the first up, but she only makes it to her knees before she realizes that Ash is not up yet. Vebbins takes this opportunity to rush at the champ and attempt a kick to the head. For the second time it appears as is Ash Blake was playing possum as she catches the kick and executes her version of the quick pinning move , the mousetrap roll called the Rat Trap. Billy: That’s the move she used to win the title! She’s got it locked in!1.. 2.. THREE. Billy: No! No! The shoulder got up, no three count! That was THREE with no second dot. You know Chris, with this writer, the second dot is the only official three count.Chris Avery: That’s good to know Billy, especially if this match has a bunch of almost 3 counts. I’ll be sure to remember without the second dot, there is no three count.Ash doesn’t appear frustrated by the two and nine tenths count. She seems too exhausted to be frustrated. She never takes her eyes off of Vebbins as Blake slowly and cautiously rises to her feet. She approaches Vebbins, as a cheetah would approach a sleeping zebra. The silent approach allows Ash to reach in undetected and grab Vebbins’ arm to get Vebbins into the Blake’s crossface chicken wing with body scissors she calls, the Icarus Wing. Billy: She wasn’t undetected after all! Vebbins reaches up and snatches Blake’s arm, she’s going for her Inverted Juji Gatame (Cross Armlock). She has it locked!Chris Avery: She does have it locked in Billy, but the ring positioning could be better. Right now Ash is looking at a lot of canvas between her and the ropes. But if she can somehow adjust her body position just a little, she would have an easier time reaching the other set up ropes.Ash is able to adjust her body and grabs the ropes. Azurine releases the hold immediately and both exhausted women return to their feet. The eye each other from opposite corners, they both clearly appreciate the rest. Even both wrestlers are just standing in opposite corners essentially resting, the crowd gives a huge pop. You would think that all of the legacy and All In match competitors just came to the apron. But no, these fans were giving a pop to the competitors in the ring. Billy: The crowd is deafening and there is really nothing happening. I’ve never sheep anything like it.Chris Avery: You’ve should really go easy on the Tacos bro. This crowd is showing their appreciation for 30 minutes outstanding wrestling.Billy: There’s mutton wrong with tacos. Mutton at all. And that been an outstanding match and it continues to be as Ash has gained the advantage by slipping out of the collar and elbow tie up, going behind and landing a rolling German suplex.Chris Avery: Great job by the champion, she lands three Germans and holds the fourth for the pin!1.. 2.. THRE Billy: No! Vebbins is still alive. She kicked out just in time and again both women are flat on the mat.Chris Avery: At this late stage in such a long match, even your own offensive arsenal can have effects on you. Prime example, Vebbins was just the recipient of 4 German suplexes, but she is up first.Billy: I think it is safe to say that we are at the point in this match where it is less about skill and more about heart.Vebbins is up and hits a stiff knee drop onto back of the champions head. She picks the champion up and hits her with a release German suplex that is immediately followed by a snap dropkick and a snap suplex. She covers. 1.. 2.. THREE. Adilene Floyd: 11 minutes remaining. 11 minutes remaining.Vebbins is spent. Too exhausted to even share her displeasure about the count with the referee John Smith. From her knees she is hitting forearm strikes to the champions face and head. Finally, Blake is able to catch one of the strikes and quickly get Vebbins into the Icarus Wing. Billy: It’s locked Chris, She’s got all of Vebbins lambs tied up tight.Chris Avery: Ash does all of Vebbins LIMBS! locked up tight, but I think they are again too close to the ropes. The question is, can Vebbins see it.Billy: What wool it take for Vebbins to tap out!Chris Avery: You mean what WOULD it take? A lot, like the number of lamb tacos you have been eating.Billy: I’ve had one!Chris Avery: Bagful! You have one bagful of lamb tacos and it’s messing your mind up!Billy: Well, right now it is Vebbin’s mind that messed up, because she is locked in that Icarus WingChris Avery: She sees the ropes now, can she get there!?Billy: She made it Chris! Ash is shaking her head in disbelief. Not too many get out of the Icarus Wing without a loss.Ash takes a glance at Azurine to make sure she is still down, she is. It’s as if Blake were going through a Roladex of moves in her head, she remains sitting, pensively on the mat. She slowly gets to her feet and picks Azurine up. She whips Vebbins into the turnbuckle and follows her to the corner. Blake lifts the limp Azurine to the top turnbuckle and then climbs up herself. With both women perched on the top turnbuckle, Ash has Vebbins set up for a superplex. Billy: Lambfire!! Blake’s foot slipped and Vebbins came crashing down on top of her. They are right there in the corner. Vebbins has just enough wits about her to hook one leg for the pin1.. 2.. THREE. Billy: Blake’s foot is on the rope! Blake’s foot is on the rope! No three count and the referee John Smith is letting the time keeper know that it was only a 2 count.Chris Avery: These ladies are exhausted. Blake’s foot would not have slipped 30 minutes ago. 30 minutes ago, Vebbins would have the physical strength and mental acuity to hook both legs. I’ve been through long matches like this. They take something out of each wrestler.Billy: You know who else is exhausted. These fans. They have been cheering and yelling and screaming since the opening bell. They have got to be tired, but they are not showing it. Ewe know what I mean?Chris Avery: Did you say ewe.Billy: No I said you, but pronounced it ewe.Ash Blake is holding the back of her head as she retreats to what she hopes will be a neutral corner. Azurine Vebbins is clutching her shoulder as she makes her way to the opposite corner. Both women stare each other down. Both are hobbling. A small trickle of blood emanates from Blake’s forhead, the same size flow is on the corner of Azurine’s lower lip. Both women are hunched in the corner. The top rope is acting like the friend who’s responsible for getting a drunk home. Without that rope both wrestlers would be on the floor. Adilene Floyd: 5 minutes remaining. 5 minutes remaining.It’s been about 15 seconds since the two combatants retreated to neutral corners. Upon Adeline Floyd’s announcement it’s as if both women have replenished all of their energy. They both stand and sprint to the center of the ring. Blake’s dropkick connects with Vebbins’ face just before Vebbins’ forearm would have connected. The dropkick sends Vebbins to the canvas and Blake covers. 1.. 2.. THRE Billy: The challenger is safe, she kicks out at 2 and half, but Blake does not relent. Ash follows with a scoop slam that looks like she did it to put Vebbins into position for something.Chris Avery: Of course she did Billy. Blake is on the top turnbuckle waiting on Vebbins to get up. I think she is looking for the Checkmate Atheists! That is her shooting star DDT.Billy: Lambfire! She hit it with such force that Vebbins popped back up off the canvas and fell through the ropes to the outside!Adilene Floyd: 3 minutes remaining. 3 minutes remaining.Chris Avery: Blake is dazed too after that move. She’s looking around the ring for Vebbins, but can’t find her. The crowd is deafening. She slides outside and tosses Vebbins back in the ring and immediately covers.1.. 2.. THREE. Billy: Last second kickout by the challenger. Where does she find the energy?Chris Avery: Not only did she kick out, she is now up and delivering kicks to the champion’s gut. She hits a DDT and a quick cover by Vebbins!1.. 2.. Billy: Blake kicks out! Vebbins still in control and she is quickly up. Lambfire! Vebbins is going through the steps of the Sweetheart Sock Hop, that’s two knees into the sternum, followed by a Superkick into a Pulled-In DDT.Chris Avery: And she nailed it Billy! She hooks the close leg and coversAdilene Floyd: Two minutes Remaining. Two minutes remaining.1.. 2.. THREE Billy: Nope! The unhooked foot found the bottom rope! I thought we had a new champion, I really did.Chris Avery: Join the club Billy. I think everybody in this arena thought Azurine had the title. Look at Vebbins, eyes closed, and you she is thinking right now of what combination of moves would put this opponent away.Billy: Azurine is back to her feet, she reaches for Blake’s head to pick her up.Chris Avery: Inside cradle by Blake! Here’s the ref.1.. 2.. THREE. Billy: Nooooo! She got up at 2. It was certainly the tail end of two, but according to referee John Smith, it was two. Again Blake looks too exhausted to even make eye contact with the ref.Adilene Floyd: One minute remaining. One Minute Remaining.Chris Avery: Blake gets up and approaches Vebbins. Vebbins hits a seated Hurancanranna and hold it’s for the pin1.. 2.. THREE. Billy: No. Blake squirms out! I don’t know if I have ever seen that move from Vebbins before. Incredible move.Chris Avery: Vebbins is up and she lands a quick senton bomb onto Blake. She lands right on top of Blake and Blake is able to get Vebbins into a chicken wing.Billy: Blake is going for that submission finisher the Icarus Wing. Normally she applies this when on top of the opponent, she is currently on her baaaaaahhck.Chris Avery: She is on her back Billy. But that doesn’t stop her from locking that hold in. She has clamped on the leg scissors.Billy: And this time they are in the middle of the ring. But wait! Ash Blake has Azurine Vebbins in the Icarus Wing but Axurine Vebbins is on top of Ash Blake and the ref in counting!1.. 2.. THREE DING DING. Billy: Lambfire! He never got to three! Why did he call for the bell. What in tarnation is going on here? The Ref, John Smith, is coming over and is explaining to the time keeper what happened. We are right here so let’s listen in:Referee John Smith: Here’s what happened. I was counting a pinfall on Blake, As I was getting ready to count 3, I also saw that Vebbins was getting ready to tap the canvas. But right before I could count three and right before Blake could tap the canvas, time expired. Based on the rules, this match is a time limit draw. Billy: You heard him folks it looks like..Chris Avery: ..Wait! It looks like the time keeper is putting his finger to his ear. Either he’s leaking wax or he is getting word in his earbuds from the back.Billy: Now he hustles over and says something to Adeline Floyd. We are sitting on the other side of the ring so we can’t hear it. The couple of fans sitting behind Adeline seem to have heard what he said and they seem happy. Let’s go to Adeline who has her microphone at ringside.Adilene Floyd: Ladies and Gentlemen, per Action Wrestling management, this match will continue with no time limit!DING DING The referee John Smith calls for bell and the match is back on. It seems as if both competitors are at 100 percent again. Their ability to recharge again and again in this match has been incredible. Blake charges and Vebbins counters with an arm drag take down. Quicker to her feet than her opponent, Vebbins lands a knee to Blake’s face as she tries to get to her feet. This puts Blake flat down on the mat. And allows Vebbins to land stiff kicks to the back. Billy: Vebbins looks to be in complete control, she has a full head of steam coming out of the restart of the match. She’s going to pick Blake up, but no!Chris Avery; Ash Blakes counters with Rat Trap roll up pin and she has it tight 1.. 2.. THREE.. Billy: That’s it! After 25 minutes and some change, Ash Blake is still your champion. I’m not sheepish about my opinion that this may be the greatest opening bout of any PPV that I have been a part of.Chris Avery: Two incredible competitors out there tonight. I almost look at this match as having 3 winners: Ash Blake, Azurine Vebbins, and the fans. Way to go Vebbins, way to go Blake, you both set the bar high tonight.Billy: They sure did, but we have plenty of ladders to try an reach it. Let’s get to the next match.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:08:32 GMT -5
Sue Cooley Segment
The scene cuts to the parking lot area where a big gathering of women of all shapes and sizes are holding a protest. Each is carrying signs that denounce and condemn “The Boy Named Sue” Sue Cooley as well as Action Wrestling for allowing him to wrestle and sexually harass females. Some signs have the FU Magazine article about Sue Cooley printed on them to bolster their claims. They are chanting things about not allowing him to compete tonight and how they will make sure he doesn’t compete. Jimmy Garcia: Oh great just what we need. They must have seen Sue’s promotional promo regarding his “match” tonight even though he isn’t booked. I think he is going to try and force a match but I doubt that will happen given what we’re seeing in the parking lot right now.JJ Biggs: That boy named Sue needs to be reigned in. He’s causing too many legal woes for AW.In addition to the throng of women who are protesting, we see a separate protest as well. It’s the six referees Sue assaulted in the referees lounge last Crusier Clash. They still looked banged up, many having bruises and appendages in casts and slings but they’re also protesting Sue and AW with furious chants and sign holding. Suddenly a taxi approaches in the distance and before it even has a chance to slow down let alone stop, the boy named Sue bails out of the back passenger door and hauls ass. The taxi jerks to a stop and the taxi driver gives chase yelling about how Sue didn’t pay his fare. Jimmy Garcia: SUE’S HERE! SUE’S HERE! OH GOD NO!JJ Biggs: What the hell is he doing in a taxi? I thought AW gave him a Ford Fiesta rental?Jimmy Garcia: They took it away after his promo. He defied every condition they set forth for him to use it.Sue seems to be running right at the protestors, apparently not really knowing what’s up. He finds out real quick though as they give chase to him with murder in their eyes and voices. The Boy Named Sue darts left and right, does Barry Sanders juke moves, and manages to lead them on a foot chase. He gets pelted with flying objects like shoes, pocket size essential oils, and all kinds of girl shit, and the refs pelt him with flying whistles and the wooden handles of their signs. His saggin’ thug pants betray him once more, causing him to fall. A few of the faster women almost rip his pants right off but the boy named Sue thinks quick.. Sue Cooley: RAPE! RAPE! HELP!They briefly stop. He’s caught them off guard with that script flip. He miraculously keeps his plants on and gets away from them. The cameraman keeps up with him as he leads them to the side of the building and climbs up the fire escape. Once on top he knocks the brackets loose and sends the ladder escape falling to prevent them following him. Jimmy Garcia: He got away! The son of a bitch got away!JJ Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, the boy named Sue is at Uprising!Jimmy Garcia: What does this mean for the competitors in the back? What does this mean for the referees we had to short term hire? What does this mean for the women backstage and in the crowd?
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:08:48 GMT -5
Downfall Segment
Scene switches backstage to show catering, where two men are standing, engaging in soft, idle conversation that we aren't privy to. The lighting and camera shot frames them in such a way that it's almost like we're seeing double, and they are dressed almost completely alike. The camera spin around to the front, and it shows that the two men conversing are Dionysus and a man who has his hair and beard cut exactly like Dionysus, the "understudy" from last week. But then, their unheard conversation cuts short, as the "understudy" points to someone off-frame. The camera turns to show Downfall, standing there. Already in his ring vest and gear, Downfall is fixing his wrist tape. But he walks right up to Dionysus. The real one, hopefully. Downfall: Yeah, this is you, isn't it. I wanted to be sure which one I was looking at, the bitch who hit me from behind or the bitch who I tapped out.He considers for a millisecond, then laughs shortly. Downfall: Don't suppose it matters... I still made Dionysus my bitch either way.Dionysus sniffs and looks haughtily down at his opponent. Dionysus: Typically crude coming from you... (Then to the understudy) Some people just don't appreciate the arts.Downfall: Oh, I do appreciate them, consider myself something of an art teacher... but right now I have a question for you, Dionysus... how does it feel? Even after that ruse you pulled last week, where you tried first bait and switch then hit and run... I still walked away with a victory over "Dionysus", and management has been so impressed by what they've seen in just three weeks that they gifted me an early preview of what I've been working towards all along - reshaping the Pure division into my image. And all the while you're not even given a match and get to watch it from catering. How does that feel?Dionysus: Well first, IF you can get past Matthias Minzel tonight... and also considering that it was you who was running last week. But maybe this is good for you... maybe these few brief glimpses of success will swell that head up and have you floating on cloud nine, so it'll be all the better when you come crashing down to earth.Downfall's lip curls disdainfully. That is something his ego and temper won't even allow him to consider. Downfall: And maybe, when I claim my Pure championship, I'll give Dionysus the first shot...He points at the understudy. Downfall: Maybe you should shoot for which one of you gets to get tapped out next.Dionysus, showing he has nothing to fear from the smaller man, stands up to him, staring calmly down at him. The two men have a tense staredown, before Downfall laughs it off. He exits, leaving Dionysus and the understudy looking on after him. The scene switches back to ringside.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:09:27 GMT -5
Downfall vs. Matthias Mintzel(c) Chris Avery: There's a big fight feel in the air as we are about to witness Pure Championship combat!Billy: It's gonna be a KNOCKERSLOBBER!Chris Avery: Don't you mean... never mind.The arena lights dim, as the crowd goes silent and a blazing neon-red Anarchy symbol appears on the tron, which then transitions into the symbol becoming the A in Downfall's name. Then, as the jumbotron begins playing images of shots of Downfall hitting various kicks and signature moves, the opening drum rhythm to "Mainlining Murder" begins. "Well don't touch me baby your finger tips they feel like pins across my skin Just light another cigarette so I don't regret, inviting you over Well don't hold my hand or I'll punch your face I'm a hungry rat in this hole I waste There's no blood to taste in this awful place I'm mainlining murder! I'm mainlining murder!!" As the music is kicking in harder, Downfall's head is bowed, and he kneels one knee on the stage, tracing the fingers of his right hand across the ramp, then he slowly raises his head to look at the ring. He then shoots his fist towards the ring and shouts out to the crowd. The arena lights brighten, and then, he begins his walk down to the ring, holding his arms out to take in the reaction of the crowd. He's earned a respectful pop from the smart marks in the crowd. He cracks his neck to the side in an aggressive manner and flaps his hands out at his sides in the manner of someone just itching to get their hands dirty, and as Lars' voice reaches the roughest note of the bridge he slides in the ring, walks over to the ropes and balances himself on the second rope, and then he holds his arms up in a crossed-wrist X symbol. Then he hops down, takes off his vest, and stretches for the match. Adilene Floyd: Introducing first the challenger! From Chicago, Illinois, weighing 222 pounds, here is Downfall!Chris Avery: The experienced Daniel Fehl has taken to Action Wrestling like a duck to water so far. He's undefeated.Billy: He's tougher than a two-dollar stick.Chris Avery: Steak.Billy: Are you hungry, Avery? Shoulda ate some of the LAMB TACOS I rustled up before the show.Avery sighs. "Mein Herz Brennt" by Rammstein starts slowly as Matthias Mintzel walks directly to the ring. He looks dead behind the eyes as he ignores any crowd reaction. As he approaches the ring he slows further and comes to a stop as the heavier chorus kicks in. He closes his eyes and takes a deep sigh, before walking to the ring steps and slowly making his way up them and into the ring. He walks to his corner and starts shadow boxing before settling down with the same dead look in his eyes, pulling off his hoody and throwing it to ringside. Adilene Floyd: And his opponent, from Rostock, Germany, weighing 121kg, he is the Pure Champion... Matthias Mintzel!Chris Avery: His new bodyguard FaNATEic isn't with him at ringside tonight, but he may well not be needed anyway. Mintzel is on a tear and is proving an unstoppable first Pure Champion.Billy: Mintzniss is about to pick up, folks!As the bell rings, the two athletes circle each other with arms up. Mintzel jabs at Downfall but the agile challenger sidesteps quickly. This repeats. The German seems to get frustrated before directing a kick to the head with little warning. Downfall rapidly catches his leg and hits a dragon screw leg whip. However, the furious Mintzel gets straight up and instantly clotheslines his opponent to the mat. Chris Avery: Whoa! That's just made Matthias mad!As Downfall gets up, Mintzel goes for a belly to belly suplex. The challenger tenses and hits a flurry of elbows to the face. Mintzel is stunned. Downfall executes a tornado DDT that plants the Champ right on his head. Downfall locks in a sleeper. Mintzel is grounded for some time and shows little in the way of getting out of the submission. Suddenly, with enormous strength, he gets up with Downfall's arms still locked around his head. He backs him up into the turnbuckle and begins climbing up himself. Mintzel clubs Downfall but the latter keeps the sleeper hooked despite being on the top turnbuckle. The sleeper is eventually broken and both men trade punches up high. Downfall gets the advantage and spins Mintzel round so that he's in a superplex position. Instead, the burly German lifts him up and hurls him outside of the ring. Downfall smashes into the ring steps! Billy: AS DOG IS MY WITNESS, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!Chris Avery: The ref needs to check on him. He may be out!That proves prophetic as the referee rushes outside to see if Downfall is still compos mentis. He's able to respond but is in a lot of pain. Mintzel leaves the ring and mounts his fallen foe, striking him with forearms. He picks him up and rolls him back in the ring. He lifts him again and hits a bodyslam. Downfall yells in agony. Chris Avery: Mintzel's going up high!Mintzel climbs up to the top and launches off with a moonsault! Sadly for him, Downfall rolls away. Billy: He's been left Eins, Zwei and Drei.Chris Avery: Mintzel landed awkwardly on his left arm!Downfall musters his strength and creeps over towards Mintzel. He is able to recline him into a Fujiwara armbar. Mintzel curses loudly. Chris Avery: He may have broken that arm! Mintzel's gonna tap.The hold is locked in for what seems like an eternity. Mintzel is fading. Eventually, the big German uses his incredible reach to uppercut Downfall with his uninjured right arm. They brawl. Mintzel's protecting his left arm. However, this disadvantages him and Downfall seizes the physical superiority. He hits a spinning wheel kick and locks Mintzel in the armbar again. Chris Avery: I don't know how much more the Champ can take of this.Billy: Will somebody stop the dumb match?! BAHHH DOG!Chris Avery: This Jim Ross parody is getting lame and old.Billy: So just like JR himself then?Somehow Mintzel is able to clamber to his feet. Downfall still has his arm bent painfully but Mintzel back headbutts him and hits a spinebuster. He waits for him to get back up. Billy: He's signalling for the Knockout Punch! This will do it!Chris Avery: Thank Dog you're back talking normal... I mean God.As Downfall staggers to his feet, Mintzel comes at him with his unhurt arm. Downfall ducks and hits a superkick! Chris Avery: BEAST KICK!The ref checks on Mintzel. Billy: He's not responding.Chris Avery: New Champion?!?!?!?!?!?!?............Suddenly Mintzel coughs in deep agony. Downfall slaps the mat in frustration before lying back down to recuperate fully, still stunned from the earlier headbutt. Both men are down. The fans, though not especially partial to either man, stomp and clap for them to get up. Downfall is first. Opportunistically, he tries to hook in the armbar again on the injured left arm of Matthias Mintzel. Mintzel scouts it and rolls him up. Billy: Pinfalls don't count!Chris Avery: He's not going for a pinfall.Mintzel follows through by grabbing Downfall's legs and curling him into a sharpshooter! Chris Avery: Is Downfall tapping?No! Downfall pushes down on the canvas to spring enough momentum to somehow spin the Champ into a head scissors! Both men get up at the same time. Mintzel stuns him with a big boot to the head. He takes a moment to shake off the cobwebs. When Downfall gets up, Mintzel lifts him into a powerbomb position. Billy: HE'S GOING FOR THE ROSTOCK BOMB!As Mintzel rushes towards Downfall, the Chicago native is able to get him up on his shoulders. Chris Avery: HE'S GOING FOR THE GODKILLER!As he raises the bigger Mintzel in the air, Matthias swings his good arm and connects hard with Downfall's jaw. Billy: KNOCKOUT PUNCH!Downfall is unresponsive. The referee signals for the bell to be rung. Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner and STILL Pure Champion, Matthias Mintzel!Chris Avery: HE'S DONE IT AGAIN! THAT PUNCH IS LETHAL!Billy: I can't believe how close Downfall came. He had it won several times!Chris Avery: He deserves so much credit. He's started life in AW on fire but not even he could melt the ice cold reign of terror Matthias Mintzel has been inflicting in this Pure division.Downfall comes to and is furious as Mintzel celebrates, clutching his arm and looking decidedly worse for wear. FaNATEic and Traw Ma run into the ring and celebrate with Mintzel; the nubile 19 year old the much more welcome of the two. Billy: These men are wrestling veterans but they both have very bright futures here in Action Wrestling.Traw Ma and FaNATEic escort the hurt Mintzel to the back as Downfall looks on, casting daggers at them with his eyes.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:11:02 GMT -5
Brooke Bell Segment
We are here early at Uprising where we first get a shot from above a limo parked. Teddy came out from the hotel dressed a little bit more casually tonight then he was for his date with Brooke. He’s still rocking the bandage above his eye from the masked men beatdown. He was waiting at his LA hotel for the limo that Brooke had arranged to pick him up. She had mentioned that Tariq and Trey Bouchet would probably be in the limo. Teddy figured it would be a great time to squash any beef he had with Tariq over the spilt cranberries at Raging Clash. And a good chance to meet Trey. When Teddy ducked into the limo he was taken aback, as he always is at how beautiful Brooke looked. He complimented her and received a nice kiss on the cheek and a welcome hug (damn that felt good). After taking all of Brooke in and drinking her up, Teddy eyes fell to Trey and Tariq as well as a larger gentleman sitting next to Tariq, either a friend or security for Tariq. He first noticed the bandages Tariq and the other man had on their face. He gave them each a fist bump and a head nod. Brooke made the intros and the four men stared each other down. Not an aggressive stare, to Teddy the men looked like they were you know more about us, you just don’t know what. As the drive to Staples continued the conversation was clearly led by Brooke and it was pleasant. Teddy could feel Tariq and his friend still looking at him. He looked at each of them one more time and then it clicked. These two were the masked men! The bandages were from the Violent Riot that Teddy orchestrated. Now the eyes were saying something different. Now they were saying, “let’s keep this between us” Teddy did not want to anything to hurt his chances with Brooke. The three men came a silent agreement right there in the limo, they would never tell Brooke about the masked men beatdown, or the violent riot. This was going to be interesting. The limo heads towards the Staples Center here in Los Angeles. Switching to a establishing shot on Brooke Bell's face. It pans out to show her looking dressed to the nines in a white designer dress. Than we slowly twirl around like a episode of that 70's Show to see Teddy Geisel sitting beside her. Than across the way glaring across him at Tariq Bell with his bigger friend with some scrapes and scars. And than finally Trey Bouchet who is stuck sitting awkwardly in the middle of this tension filled ride to the arena. The four of them making up a rather unique bunch of characters with some tension. Brooke doing her best to keep the focus. Brooke Bell: You know this is going to be the last time that the three of you are sitting on the sidelines during one of these shows. Trey, Karlie stole your spot in that match. Probably just to spite me for always turning down her advances. But next time? You are going to be fighting for gold.Trey appreciates the pep talk but his mother talking up Trey only seems to annoy Tariq so she quickly changes her focus to him. Brooke Bell: And Tariq? Once we get you a match you are going to be able to show the world what you are capable of. And Teddy? I know you'll show them what is up as well. So tonight, we'll all watch from the sidelines for the last time. Before the Three T's take over.Brooke seeming proud of herself for coming up with that off the top, however Tariq doesn't seem too thrilled to be lumped together with these two at all. Trey nods excitedly. Trey Bouchet: Three Ts! I like it. We could get matching shirts! With a T on it with a 3 after that's smaller. What's that called? You know, it's in Algebra?He ponders, then has an eureaka moment. Trey Bouchet: Plexponents! That's it! Like T to the third power! That would be cool.The Cajun Catapult scans the back of the limo to see if anyone shares his enthusiasm. Tariq rolls his eyes, finding Trey to be a bit of a dweeb. Though Brooke seems more than excited that Trey seems into the idea. Brooke Bell: Lot of great merch' ideas that we can get rolling on. I think that all of us having each other's back would only be beneficial to us all.Brooke sends it back around, first to Trey who nods his head. Him being the much more happy go lucky member of the bunch. Over to Tariq seemingly the most against it; not finding Teddy or Trey to be the most enjoyable of company. Back to Teddy who even if he wasn't for it, knew that he sort of had to make concessions in his pursuit of Brooke. As they arrive at the arena. Brooke Bell: We are here!Teddy rushes to the door to open it for Brooke who exits first, giving Teddy a good eyeful as she goes. Tariq is out next with his bigger friend, the both of them glaring a bit at Teddy as he holds the door. Finally Trey exits last giving Teddy a high five for his assistance with the door. As the group heads in, dysfunctional but perhaps on the same page.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:13:04 GMT -5
JC Keeton vs. Bolas de Arana Adilene Floyd: The following contest is a Cruiserweight match set for one fall, introducing first from Lexington, KY…“Born Legendary” by Emanuel Vo Williams starts up and the crowd boos as JC Keeton emerges through the curtain and starts making his way to the ring. He ignores the fans, only stopping to acknowledge a rather attractive girl with a sign that reads, “I STILL love JC!”. He smirks at her and leans over to whisper something to her causing her to make a pouty face before continuing towards the ring. Adilene Floyd: JC KEETON!Keeton enters the ring but before Adilene can introduce his opponent he demands she give him the mic. She does so but remains in the ring. JJ Biggs: Looks like JC has something to say before his match!Jimmy Garcia: Great.JC Keeton: Before Bolas comes out I need to say a few things… First off for those wondering what I said to the girl with the sign I just told her that after I do what I’m about to do to Bolas she wouldn’t “still love me.” I also need to address the importance of this match and the rest of the Cruiserweights competing here tonight. Do you know who the only current Cruiserweights that were on the first episode of CruiserClash back in January that are on tonight's show are? I would give you the time to answer but all that thinking might start a fire when your fucking pea brains all try to figure it out at once.The crowd boos even louder now and Keeton just smirks and continues. JC Keeton: The answer is me, Bolas and Kaz. We can eliminate both Bolas and Kaz because they were irrelevant at the time and after tonight they will be again. CruiserClash had its critics and was deemed destined to fail by some, it can’t stand on its own or it’ll fizzle out after a few months is what people were saying, but it didn’t. We’re eight months into this and CruiserClash is thriving, it has surpassed all predictions and continues to prove that it is a fully sustainable brand that can survive on its own. Do you know why CruiserClash exists? I know, another hard question so I’ll answer for you. CruiserClash exists because of three people, QDT, Graham Baker, and ME. We carried it, we made it must watch every single week and without us it surely would have suffered the fate that people predicted it would.JJ Biggs: You almost have to agree with him Jimmy, we should thank him for our employment.Jimmy Garcia: No no we don’t.JC Keeton: Now we have Teo Blaze as champion. It’s kinda funny to me that it wasn't until QDT and Baker moved up and I was out injured that Teo decided to move down. That’s no coincidence folks, he wanted the easy path and he’s had it for the past two months he’s been champion. That stops tonight. The only remaining cornerstone of this division is back. This is MY BRAND and this is MY DIVISION, tonight I’ll shake the rust and get my vengeance against Bolas. Then I’m coming for my belt.Keeton hands the mic back to Adilene. Jimmy Garcia: The former Cruiserweight Champion making his intentions clear but he has to beat another former champion first.JJ Biggs: Piece of cake Jimmy, piece of cake. My boy’s got this wait and see.Keeton moves to the corner and begins stretching as Adilene takes the center of the ring. Adilene Floyd: And his opponent, from Asbury Park, NJ…BOLAS DE ARANA!That 80’s sound of “I need a hero” by Bonnie Tyler starts to play and the lights go out and a blue spread light aims at the entrance. Bolas de Arana comes out to the stage, all Flashdance style with the high knee steps. He stops and strikes a Michael Jackson pose, the groin grabbing one, pointing out to the crowd as blue flames erupt behind him. Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light. He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life! larger than life. Bolas works to the ring, clapping hands with people and taking pictures with those that have cameras for selfies. Bolas slides into the ring, posing in the middle of the ring, the "Sexy Bear Skin Rug" Pose. Before he can get back to his feet to continue his customary entrance antics JC changes across the ring and hits a Basement Dropkick to the face of a rising Bolas and the bell sounds. Jimmy Garcia: This one is underway as Keeton strikes Bolas before the bell.JJ Biggs: He was taking too long, JC doesn’t get paid by the hour.Keeton drops to a knee next to Bolas and cradles his head with one hand and just starts firing punches into the face of the masked man until the ref pulls him off. The extremely aggressive young star brings de Arana to his feet and whips him into the ropes and on the rebound launches the much smaller man over his head in a release Belly to Belly Suplex. JC spins on his heels and bends down, wrapping his arms around the waist of his opponent who had rolled over onto his stomach and Keeton shows impressive strength by bringing Bolas up and over onto his neck and shoulders with a Deadlift German Suplex. Jimmy Garcia: This could be over already!1… 2… Bolas kicks out. JJ Biggs: Damn it! I thought he had him.Jimmy Garcia: I have to give credit where it’s due, Keeton is just manhandling Bolas de Arana.JJ Biggs: I know they’re both Cruiserweights but the size difference is evident, JC has to cut weight to make 201lbs so by the time he rehydrates we're talking about probably 40 lbs and 7 inches in height between these two.JC jaws at the ref for a few seconds telling him to count faster before standing up over Bolas and arrogantly jabbing the toe of his boot into his ribcage. Keeton bends down to bring Bolas to his feet but Bolas pulls him down into a roll up. 1… Keeton kicks out with authority, sits up and slaps the shit out of Bolas for thinking he could catch him but Bolas slaps him back harder then the slaps turn to punches to punches as the two rivals start slinging fists at each other from a seated position. They continue punching each other back to their feet and Bolas catches a punch and whips JC into the rope and as he bounces off the smaller man leaps up and nails him with a Thesz Press and starts firing punches into the forehead of the second generation wrestler to the delight of the crowd. Jimmy Garcia: Bolas de Arana making the comeback here and the crowd is loving it!JJ Biggs: I’m not.Bolas rolls off, hits the ropes and lands a senton to the mid section driving the air out of Keeton. JC rolls over and gets to a knee but gets cracked with a Shining Wizard before Bolas scales to the ropes and turns out facing the crowd. He flips backwards into a Moonsault Double Stomp again crushing the abdominal region of Keeton but Bolas immediately grabs his knee and hobbles to the corner. Jimmy Garcia: Keeton is down and sucking wind after repeated attacks to the mid section by Bolas but I think Bolas may have tweaked his knee.JJ Biggs: Yeah he landed funny for sure.With Bolas barely able to stand the ref asks him if he can continue and the masked man nods his head. JC pulls himself up using the ropes and notices Bolas limping towards him and a sinister smile crosses his face, with his amateur wrestling background kicking into gear Keeton shoots in for an ankle pick on the uninjured leg of Bolas causing him to have to hop on the injured leg. Each hop causes Bolas to let out strange little yelps and grunts before Keeton hits a Dragon Screw Legwhip. Jimmy Garcia: Bolas is definitely compromised. That left knee is the one he hurt but that vicious Dragon Screw could have damaged the right one as well.JJ Biggs: JC is smart Jimmy, he knows the only advantage Bolas has might be in the speed department but he’s not faster if he can’t walk at all. You know where he learned that?Jimmy Garcia: Let me guess, from you?JJ Biggs: That’s right, that’s why I was WCF World Champion.Keeton grabs Bolas by the foot and starts wrapping him up for a Figure Four but Bolas wisely boots him in the ass pushing him off. JC turns and goes back to it but Bolas reaches up and applies T.I.T.S, with the hold firmly locked in on the JC’s jaw Bolas uses it to get to his feet before scooping him up and dumping him on his head with the Milf Driver! Jimmy Garcia: He hit it! This could be over.JJ Biggs: NO NO NO!1… 2… Thr … NO! JC throws his foot on the bottom rope breaking the count. Jimmy Garcia: That was so close, good ring awareness by Keeton to realize he was close to the ropes.JC rolls out to the floor to try to compose himself but Bolas is up and attempts to spring over the top onto him but Keeton catches him in midair and drives the small of his back into the ring apron. He does it twice more before rolling Bolas back into the ring before climbing up onto the apron. He slaps his forearm a couple of times signaling for Youth in Motion while waiting for Bolas to stand. Jimmy Garcia: Keeton looking to finish it here, can he do it?JJ Biggs: Of course he can Jimmy, don’t doubt a JJ Biggs trainee.Bolas gets to his feet and Keeton hits YOUTH IN MOTION! Jimmy Garcia: THAT WILL DO IT!One! Two! Three! JJ Biggs: OF COURSE! KEETON IS THE WINNER!Keeton stands up and gets his arm raised in victory. Jimmy Garcia: JC Keeton comes back and comes back in a BIG WAY! JJ Biggs: Of course he does! Look at him! He's one of the best!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:14:20 GMT -5
Sue Cooley Segment Jimmy Garcia: Wow what a match we just saw with JC Keeton and Bolas De Arana. Neither ever disappoints but tonight they went above and beyond.JJ Biggs: The only thing that can possibly trump it is the next contest; the cruiser clash tag title match. Yurie and Skrue versus the Zeroes and Heroes. And thankfully the security presence has been ramped up since Sue arrived earlier and escaped up the fire ladder out back. They haven’t found him but he won’t be interfering in any of our cruiser clash matches.There’s a sudden commotion in the crowd. Everyone is looking up at the rafters and yelling. The camera pans up and sees The Boy Named Sue floating down from the top of the building on a makeshift parachute made out of his excessively baggy and sagging pants. He’s aiming toward the ring but it drifts off course and he winds up gliding into the crowd where he’s immediately swarmed and mobbed! Jimmy Garcia: Sue’s getting mauled by the fans! What in the hell was he thinking? He’s in his boxers! Jesus Christ! JJ Biggs: He’s gonna get killed if security doesn’t do something! Security and police who have augmented the event use everybody they can to peel the fans off Sue, who somehow survives and bolts over the railing and slips into the ring with mic in hand. His lip and nose is busted open. His shirt has been mostly ripped off. He has streak marks all over where women have tried to claw him to death a moment ago. He’s in his boxers. Even his shoes and socks have been ripped off him by the angry mob. Jimmy Garcia: Security and cops can’t apprehend Sue right now, they’re having to hold the fans at bay! They’re barely doing it! This may turn into a damn riot! JJ Biggs: We might need to augment the cops and security with wrestlers from the back. They may not be able to hold that angry mob at bay! And that’s just the fans, what if the anti Sue protestors come out here?Sue hurriedly speaks into the mic. Sue Cooley: Yo, check it. I be hur to fight. I’m issuing an open challenge to anyone in da back to come get dat good ole fashioned passionate ass whoopin’ thug style. I gotz pussy on the line. I win I get to beat dat hottie’s cheeks and I isn’t leavin’ hur until I gets mines.A random section of the guardrail is thrown at Sue but he evades as the security and cops continue to struggle with the ever increasing fan upheaval. Suddenly the six referees he hurt last week storm down toward the ring shouting loudly how they accept his challenge. Sue Cooley: Aight den. Y’all accept my challenge? Fine. Let’s do dis. Imma beat dat asses! He throws the mic away and the six injured rush into the ring all at once. The ref in charge of the tag match who was already in the ring, rings the bell to signal the start of the unsanctioned match. Jimmy Garcia: This is actually happening. We have a 6 vs 1! Sue flying cross bodies them down and starts stomping a mud hole in them and walking them dry. He drags the most injured of them to the middle of the ring and yells “HOW DO YOU DO” as he hits his Pop Up Stone Cold Stunner finisher. The referee is obliterated. Sue pins him. 1 2 The referee suddenly stops, holds a “wait a minute” finger up and checks his phone. He fields a call as Sue furiously yells at him to finish the count. Sue jumps up and swats the phone out of his hand and gets in his face. The ref gets right in his face too and there’s a face-off. Another commotion happens as the taxi driver who Sue stiffed earlier comes marching angrily into the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Get him, taxi man! Get him!JJ Biggs: Taxi man has a ball bat, holy shit!The taxi driver tries to bash Sue with it but Sue narrowly rolls out of the way. Sue knocks it from his hands and the two begin a tug of war with it. The taxi driver lets go, causing the bat and Sue to go flying backward. Now the other refs have recovered and mob him along with the taxi man. The 7 men gang style stomp the shit out of the boy named Sue. He rolls out of the ring and tries escaping through the crowd but he winds up near the handicap area of fans and gets brutalized by people using their walking canes and wheelchairs to run over his hands and legs. Poor Sue is in pure survival mode now and calls for a desperate measure. He rips a catheter out of an old man and starts pelting fans and the refs with it, sending urine spraying everywhere all in their eyes and mouth. Jimmy Garcia: Did he just use a catheter? HE DID! He actually did!JJ Biggs: He’s 1vx’ing them! I can’t believe this!They retreat, allowing the boy named Sue to stumble back into the ring. The damage has been done though, Sue is too battered to make use of his reprieve. They gang tackle him and one by one they each wallop him with body splashes and leg drops. A few even do impressive flying moves off the top rope. The taxi man tbags him. They drag the battered and broken body of Sue to the middle of the ring and mass pin him all at once. 1 2 The Boy Named Sue sees the guaranteed pussy he has waiting on him if he wins this fight slip away while in his unconscious state. The pretty lady blows him a goodbye kiss and turns to walk away. As the ref’s hand thunders toward the mat for the third slap, a mighty roar comes from the bottom of the pile and all seven men are thrown bodily through the air as Sue kicks out with authority! Sue pops up ala Hulk Hogan’s hulk up. His eyes are pure psycho mode. His body is shaking. He turns to them and yells MY NAME IS SUE HOW DO YOU DO NOW YOU’RE GONNA DIE! They mass clobber him but he seems impervious at the moment and just tanks everything they throw at him and begins firing back. He starts focusing his DPS on the most injured of the refs, wiping each out with power punches and power punts. He targets their injured body parts. Slowly the amount of refs and taxi man thins out to where all that’s left is the taxi man. He hits his “HOW DO YOU DO” pop up stunner on him and then takes the taxi man’s wallet out and steals the money from it before going for the pin. 1 2 This time the referee breaks his own count by faking an injury to his shoulder. Sue isn’t having it this time and kicks him so hard in the nether regions that the referee looks like he has three adams apples and no nuts in his sack. He pins the taxi man again and this time grabs the ref’s hand and FORCES him to do the count. 1 2 3 Jimmy Garcia: He did it! Sue won! He beat the odds!Sue jumps up celebrating like he just scored the winning touchdown of the Super Bowl. The security and cops have finally gotten enough control of the crowd to spare bodies, so three cops storm the ring, taze Sue, place him in cuffs and haul him up the ramp to take him to jail. JJ Biggs: To the lovely lady who inspired Sue to make his own match and win it against unimaginable odds, you better make good on your promise of giving him some lovin’. He deserves that nookie after what he just went through.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:19:52 GMT -5
Yurei & Skrue vs. Zeros and Heroes(c)
“SAIL AWAY MY LITTLE SISTER...SAIL AWAY, TO THE OTHER SIDE” The thumping drum beats of Sirenia’s “The Other Side” kicks in as a chorus of cheers greet the arrival of Yūrei, who emerges from a veil of dry ice as she marches down the ramp, resolute and in control on her path to the ring. Adilene Floyd: On her way to the ring, she is ‘The Spectral Assassin'...YŪREI!!!Yūrei leaps from the ring steps onto the turnbuckle, perched as the crowd applauds her athletic prowess. Eventually Yūrei drops down into the ring, beckoning on her opponent on with a sinister wave of her hand. House lights flicker as the driving, industrial beat of the music echoes through the arena. The lights cut out, plunging the audience into darkness for an instant. Eerie green laser-lights weave across the stage as Archimedes Skrue seems to take form out of the darkness. He walks to the edge of the stage, craning his head first left, then right, to take in the scene before him. The green lights coalesce into a single spotlight that follows Skrue as he strides down the aisle to ringside; climbs up the steps and enters the ring. He stalks to the center, gaze downcast for a moment, then, in a sudden movement, throws his arms wide and lifts his face to the sky, mouth forming words both abhorrent and arcane. The lights flicker back to life and the music cuts abruptly. Jimmy Garcia: Yeah last week, Yurei and Archimedes Skrue won the right to fight for the cruiserweight tag titles by defeating Indie Rebellion.JJ Biggs: Yeah we suffered some technical difficulties for that match, but we’re all set here tonight for Yurei and Skrue to take one step closer to immortality here in Action Wrestling! The riff to Believe it or not kicks in and as the song builds, Zeros and Heroes join each other on stage, making that cliche as fuck title belt waist motion together. When the chorus kicks in, Cap hauls ass for the ringside area and continues running laps as Jim makes a slower strut down the ramp. As Jim approaches and climbs through the ropes, Cap slides under at the perfect time and the two take to opposing turnbuckles to raise their arms skyward as they wait for the competition. JJ Biggs: What an odd pairing these two are!Jimmy Garcia: I think everyone’s said that about every team Captain Action has been on, JJ! These two look ready for battle here tonight and don’t want to relinquish their titles anytime soon! The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Jim Mud and Yurei start off for their respective teams, locking up in the center. Yurei reels as Jim Mud bites her across the bridge of the nose. The referee yells at Jim Mud, who ignores him as he hits a DDT on Yurei. Mud whips Yurei across the ring, but she reverses. Jim nails a rolling elbow on the return, taking Yurei down again. Jim pulls Yurei up and into a backbreaker before hitting a drive by boot and tagging Captain Action into the match. The crowd pops as Captain delivers a palm strike and then a short arm clothesline to Yurei. Captain drops a carefully placed knee across the head of Yurei before going for the pin. ONE!! Archimedes Skrue kicks Captain in the head, knocking him off the pin right as the referee slaps the mat once. Skrue goes back to his corner and Yurei dives for the tag. Skrue re-enters the ring and takes Captain Action down with a superkick. Captain is backed into the corner with some European uppercuts from Skrue. Skrue pulls of a tornado DDT. Skrue quickly pulls Captain up from behind and dumps him with a big german suplex. Skrue goes for the pin. Jimmy Garcia: A second pin attempt this early in this bout for the cruiserweight tag titles, JJ! JJ Biggs: I don’t know if this one is going to go better than the last one! ONE!! Jim Mud kicks Skrue off and rolls out of the ring. Captain Action rolls out of the ring, too. Skrue quickly tags in Yurei and both charge across the ring and hit suicide dives, taking out the champs! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!! What a tag team move by Yurei and Archimedes Skrue! JJ Biggs: Yeah, rookie move by Zeroes and Heroes, Jimmy! They should have seen that coming! Yurei and Skrue grab Captain Action and slam his head on the apron together before rolling him into the ring. Skrue, the legal man, rolls into the ring while Yurei jogs around to her team’s corner and climbs back up. Jim Mud is still down from the suicide dive but looks to be ok. Yurei executes a buzzsaw kick and drops the Captain again with an axe kick. Yurei tosses Captain across the ring with a butterfly suplex. Captain is pulled to his feet by Yurei who hits a hangman neckbreaker. She runs to the nearby ropes and springboards off for a sidekick, taking Captain down. Yurei tags Skrue back in. Jim Mud is back on the apron and starts yelling at Captain to tag him in. Captain gets close to his own corner, but Skrue grabs him from behind with an octopus hold. Captain Action reverses the move into a hip toss and dives for the tag to Jim Mud. Jimmy Garcia: That was a close one for Zeroes and Heroes, JJ. Skrue almost got that hold completely locked in. If he had, the Captain may have tapped! JJ Biggs: Yeah, but Jim Mud was tagged back in and just took Skrue down with a spinning lariat. Jim Mud whips Skrue across the ring and catches him for a sidewalk slam. Mud pulls Skrue back up and executes a Russian leg sweep. Jim waits for Skrue to get up and runs at him, taking him down with a running knee. Mud finally pulls Skrue back up for a piledriver! JJ Biggs: Jim Mud going old school with that piledriver! Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, I’m always glad to see someone pull one of those out, JJ! Tag to Captain Action! Captain Action goes on a tear, catching a charging Skrue with a powerslam. Captain grabs Skrue from behind and drops him with a bulldog. The Captain executes a snapmare takeover and drops down to a seated position to give a back elbow before going for the pin. JJ Biggs: HAHA! What the hell kind of move was that?! Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know?! The Booty Back Elbow or something? ONE!! TW---NOOO! Yurei makes the save and drags Skrue over and tags herself in! Captain Action is a little slow to get to his feet as Yurei hits a facebuster on Captain Action. Yurei runs up and hits a shining wizard, the impact heard in the nosebleeds. Yurei quickly goes for the pin. ONE!! TWO--!! Jim Mud makes the save with an elbow drop to Yurei. Yurei executes a shotgun dropkick as the Captain gets back to his feet. Yurei runs the ropes and hits a diving cannonball senton! Yurei quickly tags in Archimedes Skrue who scales the turnbuckles and executes a beautiful moonsault! Jimmy Garcia: What a moonsault! Skrue locks in a single leg boston crab, but Jim Mud is in and kicks him off of the Captain. Jim goes to grab his teammate and drag him to their corner, but Skrue uppercuts Jim and puts him down with a pumphandle neckbreaker. Yurei drags him out of the ring as Skrue grabs the Captain and executes a jacknife powerbomb! Skrue goes for the pin! ONE!! TWOO!! THRE---NOOO! Captain Action gets a shoulder up! Jimmy Garcia: That was a close one, JJ! Jim Mud was out of the ring and not able to help but luckily the Captain was able to stop the pin attempt! Skrue goes to grab the Captain but he kicks him in the midsection and sends her flying with a fallaway slam. Captain pulls Skrue to his feet and sends him across the ring and catches him with a military press slam! Skrue rolls into one of the neutral corners and the Captain goes running in and hits a bronco buster! Captain rolls Skrue up for the pin! ONE!! TW—NOOO! Yurei makes the save and Jim Mud is in, too. All four participants start brawling. Jimmy Garcia: What a battle for the cruiserweight tag titles, JJ! JJ Biggs: Yeah and the referee is losing control! I don’t know who is going to pull out the win in this one! Captain is thrown out of the ring by Skrue! Mud is thrown into the corner and Yurei hits a running jumping knee! She throws Mud out of the corner where Skrue hits a spinning backbreaker but keeps Mud on the knee as Yurei jumps off the middle turnbuckle hitting a leg drop to Mud! They both cover! One! Two! Three! Jimmy Garcia: GOT THEM!! WE GOT NEW CRUISERWEIGHT TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!Captain Action slides in but it's too late! JJ Biggs: SKRUE AND YUREI CAPTURE CRUISERWEIGHT GOLD TOGETHER!The music continues playing Yurei and Skrue! when the lights darken and start strobing. The crowd comes alive as the ActionTron lights up.. Jimmy Garcia: What the hell is this?!JJ Biggs: OH ITS THE SMASH VIGNETTES WE'VE BEEN SEEING?!Jimmy Garcia: Is he here?! What is it counting down to?!The lights go out, completely. The ActionTron lights up back up.. Jimmy Garcia: Uh, what is going on?!The lights start strobing as Lil Wayne's The World starts playing but it's the hook. The crowd comes alive as the lights come on and a HUGE man clotheslines Captain Action and Jim Mud straight down to the canvas! Jimmy Garcia: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!He stares at the hard cam and just smiles big while leaning his heavy frame against the ropes. Jimmy Garcia: HE HAS TO BE OVER 300 POUNDS!? WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING!?JJ Biggs: HERE COMES YUREI!Jimmy James turns around and catches Yurei's flying kick and just drops her down with a powerbomb! He landed on his knees and bounces back up in one swift motion to turn around and pop up Skrue who was rushing at him and just catches him in mid-air and hits a spinebuster! Jimmy Garcia: GOOD GOD!!Jim Mud comes rushing back in with a few kicks and a jumping punch but James catches the fist and just pulls him in with a short-arm lariat! JJ Biggs: What is he doing?! He's laid out the Champions and the Challengers!Captain Action jumps off the middle rope but James catches him and turns around hitting a Worlds Strongest Slam onto Jim Mud! That's when James turns around and points to the turnbuckles and winks. James climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and just leaps backwards HITTING A HUGE MOONSAULT ONTO CAPTAIN ACTION AND JIM MUD! Jimmy Garcia: GOD GOOD ALMIGHTY THAT THREE HUNDRED POUND MAN JUST HIT A HUGE MOONSALT!JJ Biggs: IM GETTING TOLD HIS NAME IS JIMMY JAMES!?Jimmy Garcia: WHATS HIS HOODIE SAY?! THE THICCNESS? WHAT THE HELL!?James smiles as he flips through the middle ropes to the ramp and he walks up the ramp.. JJ Biggs: Thats it?! He just comes out here and crushes Cruiserweights AND FOR WHAT?!The Thiccness turns around and his manager who is maybe 5 foot 9 and all of 155 pounds comes rushing out with a scale with a bright red display. He sets it down and Jimmy James steps onto it. The display lights up 201 POUNDS!Jimmy Garcia: What the hell?! HES ON CRUISERCLASH? THERE IS NO WAY HES TWO HUNDRED POUNDS!JJ Biggs: HE IS AT LEAST SIX FOOT TWO AND THREE HUNDRED POUNDS! THATS A RIGGED SCALE!Jimmy James and his manager smile wide. James lifts up both arms and flexes and then slowly turns it into finger guns and points them to the ring. We see Jim Mud and Captain Action holding their ribcages while Yurei and Skrue are holding their heads and neck on the outside of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: There is JUST NO WAY!JJ Biggs: What a SMASHING debut for Jimmy James!We take a quick fade out to an advertisement..
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:25:14 GMT -5
Spayde Martinez Segment
The scene opens backstage in the catering area. Spayde Martinez is walking through the area when Clay Parker looks up from the buffet line and eyeballs Spayde’s body as she passes by him. Clay Parker: Mmm mmm. Lookin’ good there, girl. Spayde stops dead in her tracks a few steps beyond Parker so her back is to him. Parker’s eyes are locked on Spayde’s ass, and as if she can feel his gaze burning into her, her face contorts into a look of pure disgust. She verbally lashes out without turning to face him. Spayde Martinez: What the fuck did you say?Parker smiles and continues to stare a hole into Spayde’s ass. Clay Parker: You’re my kind of woman, you know that? Just a perfect fucking body on you.Spayde spins on her heels and slaps the plate out of Parker’s hand. His demeanor immediately changes to anger. Clay Parker: What the fuck?! You can’t take a fucking compliment?!Spayde’s eyes are open wide and reflect an intense, silent rage. She is nearly snorting with anger. Parker is unhappy, but he starts smiling again. Clay Parker: Goddamn, girl, you’re fucking hot when you’re mad. Spayde snaps and lifts Parker off the ground before slamming him through a catering table with a vicious spinebuster. As Parker rolls around selling the impact, he looks up and see’s Spayde standing over him breathing hard through gritted teeth. Spayde Martinez: I’m NOT a fucking girl! I am NOT a fucking object! I AM the WOMEN’S CHAMPION, and I would advice you to keep your fucking mouth SHUT!Parker hurries to a standing position and quickly throws a punch toward Spadye, but she dodges the punch while grabbing his right arm in a standing arm bar. She wrenches the arm for a second as Parker wails in pain. Spayde drives him down to the floor and wrenches the hold even harder! Parker is desperately attempting to tap out, but Spayde refuses to release it. As Spayde pulls back on the armbar, we hear a sickening snap sound and the tone of Parker’s screams becomes even more desperate. Spayde releases the hold and stands, and for the first time since the start of the scene, she looks up and sees Olive Adler looking on. Olive Adler: Girl power or some shit, I guess, huh? Nice work. Spayde grunts and nods at her as Parker continues screaming and rolling around on the floor as the scene fades with Spayde standing over the destroyed and broken Clay Parker.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:25:52 GMT -5
Hilbert Horton Segment Billy: Welcome back to Uprising! Next up, we’ve got…Billy is interrupted by maniacal laughter, followed by the opening riff of Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood. Billy: This wasn’t on our schedule.Chris Avery: Looks like the Arch-Nemesis of Action has something to say tonight on the big stage!Hilbert Horton V strides out, smirking and twirling his mustache, while Niles No-Good creeps behind him, nervously grinning. He lets out a maniacal laugh to the sky, arms outstretched, then begins marching down to the ring, Niles racing ahead of him to ringside. As Hilbert walks down the ramp he pranks kids and feigns punching adults. Babies cry at his mere presence. Niles takes a mic. Niles No-Good: Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you, the Arch-Nemesis of Action, grappling out of the great land of Hortonshire, England, weighing a beastly 240 pounds, the one and only Hilbert! Horton! The Fifth!Hilbert proudly stomps up the stairs to the ring, twiddles with his moustache again, then stands behind Niles in the middle of the ring. Billy: I gotta say, this Hilbert Horton may be a no good cheater, but he cuts one hell of a figure.Niles lifts the mic to his lips once again. Niles No-Good: Now some of you may be thinking, “Why is Hilbert Horton gracing you with his presence? He wasn’t even supposed to be here! This is an outrage!” And I agree! It’s an outrage that Action Wrestling’s hottest new commodity was told to sit back in his luxurious, Victorian estate during one of professional wrestling’s biggest events!The crowd boos. Niles No-Good: So, my client had an epiphany. You see, there’s plenty of do-gooders back in that dank hole you sweaty peasants call a locker room. And my client wants to promote his business. So, we are proud to present…The Horton Industries logo is displayed on the Staple Center’s jumbotron. Niles No-Good: The Horton Industries Open Invitational! Anyone back there who believes they can defeat the backbreaking genius of Mr. Horton, come on out, and The Dashing Do-Badder will show you just how wrong your mindset is.Niles spreads out his arms towards the back, and the crowd looks expectantly towards the stage. Chris Avery: I’m not sure how many people we got back in the locker room ready to go at the moment. Really, no one was prepared…“Fat Bottom Girls” by Queen hits the speakers as the crowd goes… lukewarm. Out comes Lucy Midnight, blowing kisses to the fans as she lumbers down to the ring. Meanwhile, inside the ring, Hilbert cracks a smile, before doubling over laughing. Niles joins him, until he trips and falls, selling it hard. Lucy Midnight wipes her feet before getting in the ring much like she wipes her lips after she swallows that man juice. She frowns at the evil man standing across from her. The bell rings, and Hilbert is still laughing in his corner. He looks out of the ring to say something to Niles, but is interrupted by a giant hip attack from Lucy! Billy: What the hell? Lucy Midnight has caught Horton unawares! She just might get one over on this impressive talent.Chris Avery: And the fans are cheering?!?! Who’d want to see this pinnacle of class be defeated by this filthy woman?!?!?!?Lucy locks in her trademark bear hug, then whips him into the corner. She charges toward the corner, but is stopped by a boot to the jaw from Hilbert. Lucy staggers back, as Hilbert stomps towards her fuming. Billy: Horton is not happy! Things aren’t looking good for Lucy…Chris Avery: Wait… HILBERT’S GOT LUCY UP!!! WHAT STRENGTH!!!Hilbert slams Lucy down with a powerslam! He gives an evil smile as he climbs to the top. Chris Avery: Airship Elbow!Billy: And that’s all she wrote.Horton pins Lucy with one arm behind his back, staring into the camera as he does so. He gets up after the 3 count, shaking his head. He flexes, then lifts Lucy up again, this time nailing her with a Hilbert Driver! Niles No-Good rolls into the ring with his cane, hands it to Hilbert, then both men begin beating down the hooker. Boos rain down from the crowd once again. Niles rolls out of the ring again, coming back in with a chair. He puts it around Lucy’s leg, and Hilbert climbs onto the top rope. Billy: This is just uncalled for! What did this poor woman ever do to Horton?Suddenly, someone in a black hoodie jumps the barricade, rolling into the ring in front of Horton. They jump up and deliver a big hurricanrana to Hilbert Horton, revealing a shock of blonde hair. They begin laying the beatdown on Hilbert while he’s down, as the crowd goes wild! Billy: SHITFIRE! THAT’S ORIANNA JOHNSON, HERE TO EVEN THE ODDS!!!Chris Avery: We haven’t seen her since her impressive debut against Azurine Vebbins at Evolution 3! But why is she here now?!?!?Hilbert Horton V rolls out of the ring and up the ramp, followed by Niles. Orianna Johnson gives a cheeky smile to the crowd, then kneels down to help Lucy Midnight to her feet. Billy: Well, looks like Action Wrestling hasn’t seen the last of Orianna Johnson!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:26:38 GMT -5
Shadowlove vs. Sam Kidsgrove(c)
“PERSONAL JESUS” by Depeche Mode starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor and outdoor surround sound system throughout the arena. A mixture of multicolored laser lights and strobe lights illuminate throughout the arena with theatrical smoke and fog setting the scene like a Four Season Fashion Show. The audience throughout the arena stand in unison and wait in anticipation for what is about to be Action Wrestling’s fashion trend of the season. Your favorite and most polarizing modern day charismatic and charming, egotistical, felicitating, narcissistic, politically incorrect, self-righteous, vainglorious, second-generation megalomaniac and most efficient and effective apex predator, “The Handsome Half-breed” Shadowlove, and his sweet and lovely femme fatale temptress, “The Fashionista Sensei” Miss Miyamoto, appear on the AW stage exuding a great amount of self-confident supermodel energy as they strike an arrogant and conceited supermodel pose that was bar none, second to none, within this cutthroat world of Action Wrestling. His classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair was perfect and showing off his chiseled fighter's face with an ice cold stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes. He was stripped to the waist showing off the upper body of a Greek God, with washboard abs, in a newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark white liquid leather trench-coat with fringe along with his custom-made Calvin Klein stark white liquid leather spandex wrestling pants and custom-made Calvin Klein stark white liquid leather wrestling boots. Her raven black hair was pulled back in a French braid showing off her angelic face with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes remaining hidden behind her iconic Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses on her perfectly flawless nose. Her attractive well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin was encased in a form-fitting shimmering silver and Vantablack Mandarin sequin dress with a French-cut up the side to her thigh designed by Stella McCartney and Vantablack Jimmy Choo stilettos. The audience throughout the arena wildly starts going into a feeding frenzy and begin clicking away with their cameras and cellphones like the paparazzi. She leads the way down the aisle with flirty seductive confidence as he follows a few steps behind enjoying the view of her attractive well-proportioned, slim, trim, toned body built for sin as they make their way towards the squared-circle. Adilene Floyd: And making his way down the aisle, being accompanied to the ring tonight by "The Fashionista Sensei" Miss Miyamoto, hailing from North East Okayama Prefecture on the border of Hyogo Prefecture, in the quaint little village of Miyamoto in Mimasaka, Japan, standing 6'3" and weighing in at 235 pounds, here is, "The Handsome Half-breed" SSSSHHHHAAAADDDDOOOOWWWWLLLLOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!He slides into the squared-circle like, well, like the slithering snake in the grass that he is while showing his arrogance at just how mockingly proud he really was to be appearing in Action Wrestling. His sweet and lovely Miyamoto, with Bushidō catlike precision, walks up the ringside steps with flirty and seductive confidence and enters the squared-circle through the second rope in a very highly provocative fashion. “HER STRUT” by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band starts to play on the Bose® (product placement) SoundTouch® (product placement) indoor and outdoor surround sound system throughout the arena. He stands in the middle of the squared-circle and runs his fingers through his his classically masculine and modern mussed, razor-textured, choppy finished dark brown hair, making his hair perfect, and in super slow motion raises his arms up and straight out to his sides and bows his head, as if, being crucified on a cross. And on the third day, even Jesus wept! She lowers her iconic Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses down her perfectly flawless nose of her angelic looking face showing off her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes, nodding her approval at such a Magnificent Specimen standing before her while tapping a rolled-up copy of the Wall St. Journal in the palm of her hand. She mysteriously conjures up a mystical spell over him just by her mere presence in her proper place against his muscular body and moving very little, never turning her head, or revealing any kind of expression that gives the viewing audience at home a clue as to her innermost thoughts with the exception of a very sharp and penetrating affection and devilishly delicious, malevolent and pleasurable, mischievously smile coming from her very luscious and very alluring lips while caressing his muscular chest with her fingers. He slowly looks into the camera at the viewing audience watching at home and double raises his eyebrows with an ice cold psychopathic stare radiating from his sparkling blue eyes as his patented malevolent, tight wolfish, whiplash smile, slowly appears on his lips showing off perfectly white even teeth on his chiseled fighter's face in a flamboyant, stylistic supermodel deus ex machina, shit-eating grin. He starts performing a striptease inside of the squared-circle and strips off his newly fresh and crisp custom-made Calvin Klein stark white liquid leather trench-coat with fringe like a Chippendale dancer and swings it around his body like a matador in a bullring before throwing the trench-coat outside the squared-circle as it somewhat magically floats into the crowd. His body language said that he was ready for action. And with Bushidō catlike precision, she exits the squared-circle in exactly the same way as she entered. She climbs through the second rope in a very highly provocative fashion and walks down the ringside steps with flirty and seductive confidence and stand sin a very on-guard, very protective, and ever vigilant attack formation outside of the squared-circle. The audience throughout the arena continues with their feeding frenzy while still clicking away with their cameras and cellphones like the paparazzi. A couple of salty looking Japanese dudes, the twin bodyguards, named Kyodai and Shatei, both sporting jet-black crew-cut hair, sunglasses, custom-made black Giorgio Armani business suits, appear out of nowhere and stand in a very on-guard, very protective, and ever vigilant attack formation outside of the squared-circle behind her as she concentrates on the action. She pauses. Then... She looks at the viewing audience at home with her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes and showing no emotion on her angelic looking face then slices her own throat from her left carotid artery to her right carotid artery with her right index finger and makes an imaginary blood explosion style gesture with her left hand. Then... She raises her iconic Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses up her perfectly flawless nose on her angelic looking face while hiding her intoxicatingly, incandescent almond shaped green eyes with her middle finger. Chris Avery: Here is the Challenger! He wants to ensure tonight that not only is he going to be the United States Champion but he'll be the best of the best when it comes to THE Hollywood Elite!Billy: He just may pull it off here tonight!As the opening riff to “hero” by Skillet echoes around the arena. Strobe lights pulse along with the beat. As soon as the drums begin, fire shoots up from the sides of the stage in time with them. Zooey Deschanel, wearing a cute dress and looking like sunshine walks out first, she looks out at all sections of the crowd and nods in time with the music, her face beaming with positive energy. Kidsgrove joins her and puts his arm over her shoulder, bringing her in for a tender kiss. They then start to walk down the ramp, speaking to people in the front row, signing autographs, taking selfies, kissing babies, hi fiving and generally making sure that everyone can get a memento of meeting them. This takes a while. Eventually they make it to the ring area. Kidsgrove jumps to the apron first and lowers the rope for Zooey to get into the ring. When she does, they both immediately go to opposite corners and stand in the middle turnbuckle, posing for the crowd. Kidsgrove doing the “Hey, I know you” or the “Double guns” where Zooey is blowing kisses and waving at people who have their signs or look friendly. They do this again on other turnbuckles and high five each other when they go past. Deschanel then exits the ring after Kidsgrove again holds the rope for her and proceeds to take selfies and high five people at ringside as Kidsgrove smiles at her, then winks and gets ready for action. Billy: He's a great United States Champion but can he put down his former friend here tonight?Chris Avery: This should be good!DING DING DING Shadow gets rocked by a pair of chest chops before delivering a pair of his own to Kidsgrove as the crowd yells out “WOOO!” with each one. Kidsgrove gets the upper hand, backing Shadow into the corner. Shadow is sent across the ring and flattened in the opposite corner with a flying forearm. Kidsgrove bulldogs Shadow to the mat and Shadow quickly rolls out of the ring before Kidsgrove can continue. Kidsgrove, however, runs the ropes and takes Shadow down at ringside with a big suicide dive! Billy: STARTING OUT HOT AND HEAVY!Kidsgrove DDTs Shadow at ringside before helping him back up and rolling him into the ring. Kidsgrove hits some elbows to the back of the head before locking in a sleeper. Shadow starts fading as the referee checks on him. Shadow’s arm drops once, it drops twice. Chris Avery: SHADOW HAS SOME FIGHT IN HIM!Shadow hits a sitout jawbreaker on Kidsgrove. Both men are up and Shadow clotheslines Kidsgrove to the mat before executing a release butterfly suplex. Billy: Shadow is coming back now!Chris Avery: Yes he is and dragon suplex from Shadow!Shadow backs Kidsgrove into the corner with some repeated forearms. Tornado DDT by Shadow! Chris Avery: Wow!Billy: You gotta pull all the stops out in Uprising!Shadow puts Kidsgrove down with a STO and goes for the pin! One! No! Kick out! Shadow pulls Kidsgrove to his feet but eats a spinning elbow. Kidsgrove whips Shadow across the ring, but Shadow reverses only for Kidsgrove to spear Shadow nearly out of his boots! Billy: Big move by Kidsgrove!Chris Avery: He wants to put Shadowlove down!Kidsgrove scales the ropes and hits a blockbuster on Shadow. Kidsgrove chop blocks Shadow and hits a flying cross body this time. Kidsgrove locks in a figure four but Shadow fights his way to the ropes, forcing Kidsgrove to release the hold. Kidsgrove executes a running facebuster and whips Shadow across the ring, catching him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Kidsgrove pulls Shadow to his feet and drops him with a brainbuster. Billy: Kidsgrove is on a tear, Chris! He’s looking like he’s ready to end this!Kidsgrove whips Shadow across the ring and hits a Helluva Kick!! Chris Avery: TAKE 2 TO SHADOW!!Billy: Kidsgrove goes for the pin!One!! TWO!! KICK OUT!! Kids gets up and doesn't waste a single second.. Kidsgrove runs at Shadow for his finisher, but Shadow dodges the knee smash and grabs Kidsgrove from behind and german suplexes him across the ring. Shadow hits a sitout dropkick to the face of Kidsgrove before pulling him to his feet. Shadow hits some repeated standing lariats, pulling Kidsgrove back up between each one. Chris Avery: Shadow is just laying into Kidsgrove right now!Billy: But how much more does either man have in the tank??Shadow executes a chickenwing facebuster and rolls Kidsgrove over into a pin. ONE!! TWO! T- KIDSGROVE WITH THE SHOULDER UP! Shadow grabs Kidsgrove and executes an inverted falling DDT. He lets Kidsgrove get to his feet slowly and grabs him for a northern lights suplex. Shadow hurries over to the nearby turnbuckles and climbs to the second turnbuckle before flying through the air for a middle turnbuckle moonsault! Billy: Shadow’s looking to end this match!Shadow picks up Kidsgrove and hits a bitch slap! Kidsgrove spins around and Shadow hits the ol' Dusty American Dream elbow! Billy: THE BIONIC ELBOW!Shadowlove covers! ONE!! TWO!! THR- KIDSGROVE GETS A SHOULDER UP! The crowd pops as Kidsgrove reaches the ropes to pull himself up! Shadow rushes at Kidsgrove but he sidesteps and throws Shadowlove through the ropes but pulls him back into the ring through the middle rope all in one sick motion and DDT's Shadowlove while his feet dangled on to the ropes! Both men are down! The ref checks on both of them! Chris Avery: This is it!Kidsgrove gets to his feet and kicks Shadow as he's getting up and goes for a suplex! Shadow lands on his feet behind Kidsgrove and shoves him off to the ropes! Shadow goes for a lariat but Kidsgrove ducks underneath and continues onto the ropes but comes back with a BOX OFFICE SMASH!! SHADOWLOVE GOES DOWN! KIDSGROVE PINS!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE! Billy: SHADOWLOVE KICKED OUT!! SHADOWLOVE KICKED OUT!!Kidsgrove can't believe it! Kidsgrove gets up and is a bit shocked that it didn't put him away! Kidsgrove gets back to his feet and backs himself up into the corner. Shadowlove rolls to his stomach and kneels up! Kidsgrove stands up straight and is shocked Shadowlove is getting up.. Shadow gets to one knee/one foot and starts to pull up his hands. He throws up the middle fingers to Kidsgrove. Sam bursts out of the corner with a second BOX OFFICE SMASH! SHADOWLOVE GOES DOWN! Kidsgrove pins! ONE! TWO! THREE! Billy: AND JUST LIKE THAT SAM KIDSGROVE RETAINS THE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!Chris Avery: WHAT A MATCH!Kidsgrove gets up and the ref raises his arm in victory and hands him his United States Championship. Billy: Sam Kidsgrove put down Shadowlove and assured us, that The Hollywood Elite's best of the best is that man.. Sam Kidsgrove.Chris Avery: Hard fought battle! Kidsgrove rolls out of the ring and hangs with his ol' lady and they walk up the ramp. Meanwhile Myamoto is in the ring consoling Shadowlove trying to get him back to his feet. We cut to an advertisement.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:27:15 GMT -5
The Carnivore Ministry Segment
Inside the ring are two Caucasian wrestlers, one in a red singlet and the other wearing blue trunks. A graphic pops up revealing their names to be Red Blaze and Blue! Poseidon, Carnivore's most loyal cultist, comes out and grabs a mic. Poseidon: This match is set for two out of three falls. Introducing, The Carnivore Ministry! 'Carnivore' Daniel Dream comes out as the opening notes of “Cult of Personality” by Living Colour plays before "Lamento Della Ninfo" rings out of the PA as Papa John's Pizza Man walks out onto the stage. Daniel and Papa John’s Pizza Man march down to the ring. Daniel and Papa John’s Pizza Man are not even glancing at the crowd as they enter the ring. The bell rings. Carnivore and Blue lock up, Carnivore has Blue on the ropes before hitting a knife edge chop, Irish Whip into a Shotgun Dropkick! Jimmy Garcia: Impressive dropkick. Blue gets up, goes to his corner and shakes his head. Carnivore punches Blue, dropping him to a knee for a second, two backbreakers by Carnivore. Jimmy Garcia: Now because he's getting a little bit aggressive, he's teaming with Pizza Man, and with this new aggressive attitude, he's winning a few matches.A Body Slam by Carnivore! Pizza Man gets tagged in. Pizza Man performs an Irish Whip into a clothesline! Red is tagged in by Blue. Pizza Man hits a knee lift and then a back elbow to Red! Carnivore is tagged in by Pizza Man, Irish Whip by Pizza Man into Flapjack as Carnivore hits a Cutter! 1.... 2.... 3... First fall goes to The Carnivore Ministry as the bell rings. Pizza Man and Daniel give a high five to Poseidon on the ring apron before Daniel steps onto the ring apron as the match restarts for the second fall. Jimmy Garcia: Collective effort of The Carnivore Ministry? They are a sensational tag team, take nothing away from 'em. Pizza Man and Blue lock up, Blue wrenches the arm but Pizza Man tosses him off before hitting a clothesline! Pizza Man slams Blue into Carnivore's boot which drops Blue again! Carnivore is tagged in, he steps to the second rope then the top as he hits a Diving Double Axe Handle to Blue's back! Carnivore performs an Irish Whip and then hits a Shotgun Dropkick that drops Blue once more! Jimmy Garcia: Opposing views on what the team name should be doesn't change the similarities between these guys. Pizza Man claps from the ring apron as Carnivore covers. 1... 2... Carnivore picks Blue up off the mat, then slams Blue across the ring, Blue tags in Red. Two overhead punches by Carnivore to Red, then a forearm to the jaw, Pizza Man is tagged. Pizza Man punches Red in the gut. Three punches to Red's head by Pizza Man, Carnivore tagged in, Irish Whip into Flapjack by Pizza Man as Carnivore hits the Cutter! Carnivore puts a foot on Red's chest then yells "Count 'em!" as he puts up a finger for every count by the ref. 1... 2... 3... Red rolls out of the ring and Jessica Kaine is about to announce the winners before PJPM rolls out and bites the microphone out of her hand before scurrying back into the ring. Carnivore celebrates with Poseidon as PJPM begins to speak. Jimmy Garcia: Not this again, just one week withou- PJPM: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOHOHOHOHOHOHOGOHOGOHOHOHOOOGGGGGGG! HOG!
"W" and "E" have torious-ed the vic!! That makes three of the Atch of M's where the horseman of Conquest has lifted us to glory!
We have listened to the reactions from thee, the pizza masses. Pizzasses.
Mostly myself.
But as ye all know I am actually a hivemind of thousands of homosapiens, including the nation of Turkmenistan, and so we have obeyed the commands of the me.
Name change this way comes.PJPM giggles loudly and then stops as Carnivore grabs him harshly by the arm and starts shouting something the mic doesn't pick up. PJPM falls to the ground as a way of escaping and continues to speak. PJPM: Yes! Oh yes! A discussion, a politic-ing basis happened, an' liketh all illustrious Patriarchal Pizza Company Owner Executives, I hath listened to none.
Only now, I am hip. PJPM reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bootleg Yankee with a piece of Pizza glued to the top. PJPM: Yo-est humans of existence.
Thy family memb'rs has't all been getting on in on the new hotness. Pizza cultism hast nev'r been m're attractive to hipst'rs. I has't harness'd the pow'r of the planets themselves, and cameth up with a sup'r merit nameth yond nobody shalt disliketh because I shall starteth biting things if 't be true yond occurs, yo. Thee knoweth what I'm declaring?Carnivore: What the hell are you saying? PJPM: Did shut thy rampallian up, home knave. I hath connected with you on an ethereal, internal level.
I am your Fibula, Carnivore. We art anon so bond'd that you will agree with I-ne-self when I change the name to the Papa John's-Carnivore: WE ARE NOT CHANGING THE NAME!Carnivore storms out the ring. The camera lingers on PJPM's face for a couple moments longer, ripe with confusion and anger. He groans overdramtically takes off his hat and lashes it at the floor, hitting a running senton on it before sliding out the ring and sprinting to follow Carnivore. Jimmy Garcia: Well, they won at least. JJ Biggs: They've been okay so far but they really have to get their bickering under control, the CW Tag division is getting stronger by the second, Jimmy. Jimmy Garcia: Indeed! Let's cut to our next match before he starts complaining about commercials again! Stay tuned, AW fans!!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:36:26 GMT -5
The Following vs. Man Made Gods
"Awake and Alive" by Skillet begins to blare over the speakers as both Odin Balfore and Kyle Kemp emerge onto the top of the stage. Kemp has his hands up and acknowledges the fans, encouraging them to listen to his teachings. They're both flanked by members of The Following who walk past them and line the ramp, facing each other but leaving Kemp and Odin a lane to walk between them. The members of the following are in black pants and black long sleeve shirts. They kneel as Kemp and Odin walk by. Kemp and Odin walk past them and climb into the ring as the followers walk back to the back. Billy: They may have not won the tag titles as a team yet, but both men are still a force here in Action Wrestling!Chris Avery: Yeah and a big win over Baker and Black could really put them back in line for another tag title shot, Billy! The arena lights go down, and the arena is filled with guitar strums and the intensifying drum beat of the song as smoke pours out from the entrance ramp, revealing Baker only from the highlighted portions of his outfit. 'WE'LL NEVER GET FREE LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER WHATCHU GON' DO WHEN THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER' As the song continues, taking a moment to hang, the smoke clears and Baker's back is revealed to the crowd, a leather jacket bearing the words 'The Aviator' and a flaming skull shown as he points two finger guns at the screen. 'THE PRICE OF YOUR GREED YOUR SON AND YOUR DAUGHTER WHATCHU GON' DO WHEN THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER' The screen cracks as Baker 'fires' at it. 'WHEN THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER?' The intense chorus kicks up as Baker turns around, screaming out as he leaps into position. He slaps hands with the fans as he approaches the ring, mostly favoring those who are supporting him before pulling himself up on the apron, tossing his jacket off before springboarding into the ring. Often, depending on his opponent, he'll either point a finger gun at them or give them the middle finger before falling back into the corner and laying across the top ropes, as if taunting his opponent. “On the Top” by Jinjer hits as Corey Black enters through the crowd. Billy: Here comes Corey Black, the other half of the Man Made Gods! What a team these two are!Chris Avery: Yeah and what a rough month or so that these men have both had. Both were champions at the beginning of Chaos and both men lost their belts that night as well. You know these two are itching to get a win here tonight so they can get in line for the tag team titles! The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Graham Baker and Kyle Kemp start off the match for their respective teams. Both men lock up, but Graham headbutts Kemp to one knee and floors him with a hook kick. Kemp bounces back up but eats a superkick to the face. Baker grabs Kemp and tosses him towards MMG’s corner with a tiger suplex. Baker hits Kemp with a jumping knee strike before tagging in Corey Black. Black rains down elbow strikes on Kemp in the corner until Kemp is on the ground covering up. Corey takes a few steps away from the corner as Kemp starts to get up but Corey hits him with a running Yakuza kick in the corner. Corey sends Kemp out of the corner with an exploder suplex. Odin is in the ring, sensing his partner is in danger. Odin goes for a big boot, but Corey ducks it, spins Odin around and launches him with a t-bone suplex. Billy: Man Made Gods have dominated this match so far and Corey Black is taking on BOTH opponents! Chris Avery: Yeah, so much talent in this match. I’ve been looking forward to this one tonight, Billy! Corey Black quickly goes up top and leaps off for a moonsault! He hooks the leg on Kemp! ONE!! NO!! Odin is already back in and stops the pin with a boot to the side of Corey’s head. Billy: OOF! Corey looks shook from that boot. Chris Avery: I don’t think he saw Odin coming! He probably thought Odin was still on the outside from that t-bone suplex he gave him. Kemp makes the tag and Odin is in and nearly takes Corey out of his boots with a huge big boot. Odin backs Corey into the nearby neutral corner with some European uppercuts and drops Corey with a strong headbutt. Odin takes Corey down again with a running knee lift. Odin sends Corey flying towards The Following’s corner with a rear naked slam. Chris Avery: Odin makes the tag to Kemp who plants Corey with a belly-to-belly suplex! Kemp runs the ropes and chop blocks Corey from behind. Kemp applies a sleeper hold. Corey starts fading. The referee lifts his arm once and it drops. He lifts it a second time and it drops again. The crowd starts getting behind Corey, chanting his name and stomping their feet. The referee lifts Corey’s arm a third time, but he holds firmly and Corey’s arm starts shaking. Kemp wildly shakes his head no, eyes wide. Corey delivers some elbows to the midsection of Kemp and he runs the ropes, but Kemp catches him for a huge one-armed spinebuster. Kemp lets Corey get up and nails him with a running knee before tagging Odin back in. Chris Avery: This match has completely turned around for BOTH teams! Man Made Gods are now close to losing this match while The Following has taken over! Billy: Yeah, Graham Baker is looking concerned for Corey Black right now. Oh here goes Corey! Corey tries to make it to his corner, but Odin grabs Corey from behind and sends him back towards The Following’s corner with a german suplex! Odin drops a huge leg across the chest of Corey Black and pulls him up and into a bear hug. Corey yells out as Odin squeezes with all his godly might. Chris Avery: Graham Baker is reaching his hand out as far as he can, but Corey Black can’t tag him. Billy: Ouch! I think I just heard several of Corey Black’s ribs breaking! Corey Black fades again and the referee lifts his hand once and it falls, twice and it falls again. The crowd rallies behind him again as Corey rains elbows into the face of Odin, forcing him to release the bear hug. Corey runs the ropes, but Odin charges at him and catches him with a huge spear. Odin grabs one of Corey’s legs and wrenches it with an ankle lock, trying to tear it out of its socket! Billy: Here comes Graham Baker!! Roaring elbow to Odin Balfore! Chris Avery: Kyle Kemp is in and everyone is brawling. Graham Baker clotheslines Kyle Kemp out of the ring and gets back in his corner. Odin pulls Corey Black to his feet, but Corey snaps off a superkick out of nowhere! Corey dives and makes the save as the crowd pops. Odin is back up but goes down to a dragon suplex. Odin rolls over to the corner and tags in Kyle Kemp before Graham Baker can stop him. Kemp is in and misses with a clothesline. Graham Baker kicks him in the midsection and drops him with a sitout powerbomb. Baker pulls Kemp to his feet and executes a fisherman driver and applies an armbar. Kyle Kemp is fighting the move but Graham Baker has it locked in. Odin comes over and hits a leg drop on Baker, forcing him to release the hold! Billy: That leg drop took a lot out of Graham Baker. Just the weight and size of those tree trunks Odin calls legs! Chris Avery: Yeah, Kemp just dropkicked Graham back down. Kemp pulls Baker up and drops him with a snap suplex. Baker is up again but goes down to a dragon screw. Kemp drops Baker with a neckbreaker before applying a Texas cloverleaf. Corey Black is in quick and nails Kemp with a big boot and quickly hops back out of the ring as Odin was about to intervene. That was all Graham Baker needed to make the tag to Corey Black! Corey is in and ducks a clothesline from Kemp and applies a dragon sleeper. Odin goes for a big boot, but Corey Black releases the sleeper and drops to the mat. Odin crotches himself on the top rope and Graham Baker hits a flying forearm, taking both men down to the outside. Corey Black goes up top and leaps off for a frog splash! The crowd goes crazy as he locks in a cross arm breaker. Odin reaches in and pulls the referee out and powerbombs him on the outside!! All four men are in the ring brawling when another referee eventually runs out and starts trying to regain control. Billy: This is chaos!! Chris Avery: What did you expect when you get these four in the ring together? Billy: I don’t know, but they’re so evenly matched, I can’t tell who is going to win! Kemp turns Corey Black around but Black hits a knee strike to the head! Odin is in the ring and Baker hits a knee strike! Black jumps up and hits a knee strike to Odin as well! Baker hits a superkick to Odin, Black hits a superkick to Odin! Baker jumps up with another knee strike to Odin and Black hits another knee strike to Odin! Billy: JESUS CHRIST!Kemp stands up but Black picks up Odin on his shoulders for a Burning Hammer and turns and Odins boots hit Kemp and Kemp flies through the ropes to the outside! Black turns towards the middle of the ring and Baker jumps up with ANOTHER fucking knee strike to Odin who is in the grasp of Black. Black hits a BURNING HAMMER in the middle of the ring. Black and Baker kneel over Odin. One! Two! Three! Chris Avery: The Man Made Gods are victorious here tonight!Black and Baker stand up and pose in the middle of the ring. Kemp looks dejected on the outside and frustrated. Black and Baker walk out of the ring and up the ramp. They're signaling for the Tag Team Championships around their waist and smiling at the camera. Billy: The Man Made Gods continue to run the show around here if you ask me!Chris Avery: How the hell do you stop any of these men?We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:37:34 GMT -5
QDT Segment
We cut to an extreme close-up of the main plate of the Action Wrestling Hardcore Championship, slung over champion QDT's shoulder as he makes way through the twisting halls of the backstage area. As the camera slowly zooms out, a look of steely resolve can be seen plastered across his face. Billy: The champ looks determined right now, doesn't he Chris?Chris Avery: He better be! Defending against Bishop is no small feat.Billy: Haha, I get it. Because Bishop is like seven foot tall and jacked?Chris Avery: No, because he's a crafty veteran and three time TV champ.Billy: Oh, I-Chris Avery: Of course it's because he's big!While the commentators bicker, QDT continues on his path, passing a member of Action Wrestling Security before turning into the Men's locker room, still followed by the camera operator. Seemingly on autopilot, he heads straight for the locker labeled with his name, but when he reaches it, he suddenly recoils, eyes wide in shock. The camera whips around to reveal the cause: a stark white plastic full-face mask with small eyeholes and a tiny circular hole where the mouth should go impaled onto his locker by a large knife. On the mask sits a note. The camera operator racks focus so the audience at home can read it too: REWARDED AS A TRAITOR DESERVES
The sound of footsteps echo as the camera whips around to find QDT storming out of the locker room, his shock giving way to fuming anger as he exits. The camera operator catches up just in time to capture a seething QDT screaming at the security guard. QDT: WHO THE FUCK'S BEEN IN HERE?!The guard simply shrugs. Chris Avery: I think it's safe to say that whoever it was, they're not too happy with QDT.Billy: Well that doesn't narrow the list down much, does it?Chris Avery: Guess you're right there.Billy: That mask, though. Didn't it look familiar?
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:38:23 GMT -5
OG Bishop vs. QDT(c) Billy: Well it’s time for another big match here at Uprising! Up next is QDT defending his hardcore title agains “The Great Destroyer” Bishop!Chris Avery: Yeah at last month’s PPV, Chaos, Corey Black’s nearly year long reign as hardcore champion came to an end when QDT beat him. Let’s see if his hardcore title reign will be cut short tonight!"Invasion (Goldberg)" by Chris Poulet plays and out from the back walks Bishop along with his manager Mr. Armstrong. Bishop throws his arms up as he looks around at the crowd. He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring. Adilene Floyd: Making his way to the ring, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 320 pounds, he is "The Great Destroyer" BISHOP!!Billy: Bishop defeated Clay Parker earlier this month in a #1 contenders match Chris Avery: Yeah and he DESTROYED him in that match. Bishop’s been on a mission to get gold around his waist once more. The last time he held a title in Action Wrestling was in November of 2018 when he was the TV champion for a record breaking 3rd time.Billy: And it’s a record that STILL has not been beaten, Chris!The haunting intro to "The Warmth" by Incubus is met with a chorus of boos as the arena lights partially dim. As the bass and drums kick in, QDT ventures assuredly out onto the entranceway. A blue, white and red roundel target spotlight illuminates his trail as he walks towards the ring with confident poise. He jumps up onto the apron and walks all around the ring, stopping momentarily at each side to cockily stretch his arms out parallel with his shoulders. Adilene Floyd: Heading to the ring, from Aldwick, England, weighing 213 pounds... he is "The Spitfire" Q... D... T!Billy: Speaking of record-breaking reigns, QDT is still the man with the most cruiserweight titles.Chris Avery: Yeah and that’s another record I don’t see being broken anytime soon! But speaking of breaking records, QDT ended Corey Black’s legendary reign last month and I know he doesn’t want to turn around and lose the belt in his first defense here tonight against Bishop!The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. QDT immediately slides out of the ring. Bishop laughs and walks to the ropes and taunts the crowd yelling “I AM THE GREAT DESTROYER!”. Mr. Armstrong demands the referee end this farce of a match since QDT has fled the ring. QDT slides back in with a chair. Mr. Armstrong yells at Bishop to look out but it’s too late as he turns right into a chair shot to the face. QDT brings the chair down on Bishop over and over until it’s bent. QDT stomps away at Bishop, but Bishop finally reaches up with his huge hand and shoves QDT away. QDT runs at Bishop and hits a flying forearm smash, knocking Bishop down again. QDT runs the ropes and hits a running basement neck snap on Bishop. Bishop holds the back of his neck when it impacts with the mat. QDT quickly scales the turnbuckles and leaps off, executing a top rope double knee facebreaker. QDT quickly goes for the pin. ONE!! NOOO!!! Bishop launches QDT into the air with a press as soon as the referee slaps the mat once. QDT lands on his feet with catlike reflexes. Billy: SHITFIRE! What an opening flurry of moves from QDT and he gets a one count!Chris Avery: Yeah, but Bishop kicked out of that with authority!QDT slides out of the ring again and brings another chair into the match. He goes to swing at Bishop, but Bishop actually ducks the chair shot and punches the chair into QDT’s face as he goes to swing it again! Chris Avery: DAMN!!Billy: I’m surprised that didn’t bust open QDT’s face!Bishop picks QDT up off the ground and presses him up into the air and drops him right onto the chair! QDT bounces off, hurting. Bishop grabs QDT again and DDTs him onto the chair before picking up the chair itself and using it on QDT until it too is bent. Bishop taunts the crowd some more before hitting QDT with a big boot, sending him out of the ring. Bishop follows him outside. Billy: Not good for QDT here, this is where Bishop thrives, outside the ring!Chris Avery: Bishop just hit another big boot, sending QDT flying.Bishop gets to one knee at the side of the ring and fishes underneath until he finds a pair of kendo sticks. He pulls them out and walks over to QDT and just starts wailing on him with each stick. Billy: There’s a lot of power behind those swings, Chris!The fans cringe as QDT keeps yelling out. QDT crawls away towards the barricade. He uses it to pull himself to his feet and just notices Bishop charging at him for a spear through the barricade. QDT leapfrogs Bishop and gives him an extra shove on the way over and Bishop puts himself through the barricade!! Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Chris Avery: Brilliant move by QDT there!Mr. Armstrong demands the referee end the match with Bishop as the new hardcore champion since QDT has put the fans in danger. QDT stalks Mr. Armstrong, but his raven, which sits on his shoulders, starts flapping its wings and squawking at QDT who backs away. Mr. Armstrong chuckles and shakes his finger at QDT. BIshop is back up and grabs QDT from behind with a massive bearhug. QDT yells out in pain but can’t really fight the move until he finally decides to just start driving his head backwards into Bishop’s face. After several hits, Bishop instantly drops him and starts bleeding from the nose! Billy: HOLY SHIT! I think QDT just broke Bishop’s nose!QDT clotheslines Bishop down. QDT gets behind Bishop and executes a running bulldog as he gets to his feet. QDT grabs Bishop’s legs and applies a sharpshooter. Bishop yells out and his face still looks messed up from the broken nose. Out of nowhere, Mr. Armstrong comes flying in with a chair and hits QDT in the back of the head, sending him sprawling. Mr. Armstrong pulls out a handkerchief as Bishop sits up. Mr. Armstrong fixes Bishop’s nose and works on his face until Bishop finally shoves him away and gets back to his feet. Bishop grabs QDT and deadlifts him and flings him into the nearby ring post like a rag doll. Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Chris Avery: WOW! What raw power that entire series of moments was. He just deadlift QDT from the ground and tossed him like a rag doll at the ring post.Billy: Yeah, QDT looks hurt from that move!Bishop walks on QDT’s chest back and forth, putting his full weight on QDT. Billy: QDT is paying for that broken nose right now.Bishop walks over and grabs the ring stairs and takes them back over to QDT but QDT rolls out of the way as Bishop slams them down on the mat. QDT gets back in the ring and Bishop smirks. Bishop starts pulling himself back onto the ring apron but QDT hits a dropkick between the ropes, knocking Bishop back down to ringside. QDT is up and runs the ropes, throwing his body over the top rope in a suicide dive, taking Bishop down again! QDT grabs a ladder from ringside and slides it into the ring. Billy: Hey wait a minute! We’ve already got two more ladder matches tonight! We’re going to be down a ladder if these two use this one.Chris Avery: You want to get in there and tell either of these nutjobs that?Billy: Yeah, true.QDT grabs a trash can and slams it on Bishop, knocking him back down before tossing it into the ring. QDT slides into the ring and takes a seat in the corner, taking a breather while also keeping his eye on Mr. Armstrong. Mr. Armstrong helps Bishop up and tells him to get back in there. Bishop cautiously climbs back into the ring, watching QDT, who uses the ropes to stand up. Bishop goes to pick up the trash can but pops back up and catches QDT around the throat as he went for a flying forearm. QDT is chokeslammed onto the trash can. Bishop pulls QDT up again and hits a samoan drop on the trash can. Billy: LAST RITES TO QDT!!Chris Avery: First pin attempt by Bishop in this match!ONE!! TW---NOOOO! QDT kicks out before the near fall can be counted! Bishop is pissed and stomps away hard at QDT several times before walking over and propping up the ladder. Bishop grabs QDT and lifts him up and hits a running powerslam onto the ladder!! Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Bishop pulls the ladder away from the corner and scoop slams QDT back onto it in the center of it. Billy: What is Bishop about to do here?!Chris Avery: NO WAY!! You can’t be serious!!!Bishop yells out and uses all his power to bend the sides of the ladder until it’s bent around, QDT, trapping him! Chris Avery: HOW THE HELL WAS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!Billy: I don’t know but he’s lifting it up now with QDT trying to wiggle free!Bishop slams the ladder and QDT down twice in a powerbomb motion. Billy: Was that the Book of Bishop with a ladder?!?Chris Avery: I don’t know?! He’s trying to pin him though!Bishop arrogantly puts one foot on the mass of ladder and body below him and the referee shrugs before counting. ONE!! TWO!! THREE----NOOOOO! QDT managed to get his arm out and his shoulder off the mat! Billy: WHAT??!Chris Avery: HOW?!?Bishop is in disbelief. Mr. Armstrong and the raven look at each other with shocked looks on their faces. Bishop rips the ladder away and clotheslines QDT as he gets to his feet, sending him over the ropes and to the outside. Bishop is pissed now as he climbs out of the ring. He walks over to a shopping cart full of weapons, dumps them out and hurls the grocery cart across ringside at QDT. QDT dives out of the way just in time, only for the shopping cart to bounce over the guardrail and take out several fans. Crowd: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT! Billy: Uhhh that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.Bishop gets close to QDT who hits a flurry of uppercuts. QDT switches to chops to the chest, but Bishop just roars out at QDT with each one, telling him to hit him again. Bishop finally grabs QDT and headbutts him to the mat. Bishop presses QDT up and into the ring, causing him to land hard. Bishop climbs into the ring and grabs QDT. He lifts him up into powerbomb position. Billy: Bishop’s going for the Book of Bishop again!!Chris Avery: NOOO! QDT’s fighting it with rights to the head of Bishop. QDT falls backwards into a hurricanrana taking Bishop off his feet!Bishop starts to get up but QDT takes him down with a discus punch. QDT’s up on the ropes and hits a reverse 450! QDT applies a triangle choke but Bishop fights it and roars out as he lifts QDT up into the air and powerbombs him to the mat! QDT quickly rolls out of the ring. Bishop follows but then QDT climbs back in again. Bishop follows him but QDT jumps and grabs QDT around the head with a triangle choke through the ropes! QDT’s holding on for dear life as Bishop powers him up and through the ropes. QDT’s wrenching the hold for all he can. Bishop goes to powerbomb QDT again but he releases the hold and turns it into a facebuster at ringside! Billy: What a counter to a counter, Chris!Chris Avery: Yeah! This has been a battle and both men have tried to kill each other!QDT slides back into the ring and Bishop rolls under the ropes. QDT hits a senton. QDT climbs the ropes, waiting for Bishop to get to his feet and hits a spinning heel kick off the top rope!! Billy: SEVERANCE PAY TO BISHOP!!Chris Avery: QDT’s going for the pin!!ONE!! TWOO!!! THRE---NOOO!! Bishop gets the shoulder up! QDT quickly mounts the turnbuckles again and leaps off for a leg drop from the top rope! Chris Avery: GUILLOTINE LEG DROP TO BISHOP!!Billy: QDT hooks the leg again!ONE!! TWOOO!! THREE--NOOOO!! Bishop gets the shoulder up once more. Billy: QDT is getting frustrated here but it looks like he’s getting ready for his finisher!QDT pulls Bishop up and gets him into DDT position! Chris Avery: NOOOO!! Bishop just stopped the move and throws QDT onto his shoulders for another LAST RITES!!Billy: Bishop goes for the pin!ONE!! TWOO!! THREE---NOOOO!! QDT just manages to get the shoulder up! Bishop grabs QDT by the throat and pulls him to his feet before kicking him in the midsection and getting him into powerbomb position. Billy: Book of Bishop incoming!!Chris Avery: NOOO! QDT reverses it into THE QUI-DT!!!Billy: Bishop is laid out!! QDT rolls him over and hooks the leg!!ONE!! TWO!! THREEE!! DING DING DING The haunting intro to "The Warmth" by Incubus as QDT uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet, exhausted. The referee walks over and hands him the hardcore title which QDT clutches to his chest. Bishop rolls out of the ring. Billy: WOW!! What a match! These two went to war, but QDT just did an amazing counter to the Book of Bishop to hit his QUI-DT!Chris Avery: Yeah, a month ago QDT ended Corey Black’s legendary reign and now he topples another giant in Bishop! Could we be seeing the early stages of another legendary hardcore title reign, Billy?Billy: I have no idea partner. You can never tell here in Action Wrestling!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:43:43 GMT -5
AberSlane vs. The Swallowing(c) Adilene Floyd: The following match is for the Action Wrestling Tag Team Championships!The opening chords to “Happy Together” by The Turtles cause the fans in attendance to boo lustily. Adilene Floyd: Making their way to the ring accompanied by Red, at a combined weight of 405 pounds: AberSlane!As the lyrics to the song begin the trio of Amelia Abernathy, her bodyguard Red, and Stuart Slane appear from behind the curtain. They look out at the jeering crowd and then to one another. Slowly, they walk to the ring. Red uses his body and an umbrella to shield Amelia from the incoming debris hurled at her by fans. Slane stoically no-sells the barrage of garbage. When they reach the ring Red escorts Amelia up the steps and holds the ropes open so she may enter. Stuart pulls himself up from the apron and ducks inside. They reunite in the middle of the ring, where Slane extends his fist for Abernathy to reluctantly bump. Chris Avery: Things have gotten awfully personal in the weeks leading up to Uprising, Billy!Billy: You’re absolutely right, Chris! It began on the night of Raging Dead’s memorial, when Amelia Abernathy came down to the ring and made an absolute mockery of it!Chris Avery: You know, her timing may’ve been out of taste, but there’s a part of me that kind of agrees with her main thesis, Billy! I mean, she has a point: why is Frank Lowe rewarded with an All-In opportunity? Why has Walter dominated the industry? Why did Raging Dead die?Billy: NO! CHRIS, I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU ENABLING THIS ENTITLED TWAT!Chris Avery: It’s a question we really have to ask ourselves, Billy! Why aren’t we protecting our talent better??Billy: The only bitch who needs protection is that blonde bimbo from the ass-kicking she’s about to receive!Chris Avery: Just erase the fat jokes from your memory and listen to what the girl has to say!Billy: NEVER!"Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches begins to echo throughout the arena, as the arena lights blackout leaving the arena in total darkness, the fans the front rows are sprayed with a glow in the dark spray that gives the impression that they've received a facial. As the lyrics of the song kick into the gear, the arena lights begin to strobe before proving a single light focus on the stage, while the rest of the arena remains bathed in darkness. Lissie Hope is first to walk out onto the landing, with the Action Wrestling Tag Team Title belt hanging over her right shoulder. Adelaide Ainsworth skips out behind her, with the Action Wrestling Tag Team hanging low around her waist. The two girls tap the face plates of their titles and point to the sky, before they start making their way to the ring. Addy skipping to the ring like a slutty school girl, while Lissie Hope trails behind. The spotlight splits in two as it follows the girls to the ring. Lissie trails behind Addy and enters the ring, while Ainsworth skips around the ring. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, your Action Wrestling World Tag Team Champions... LISSSSSSIEEEE HOOOOOOPE AND ADELAAAAAAIDE AIIIINSWOOOORTH... THE SWAAAALOOOOWING!!The lights focus on the ring as Addy does the splits and slides herself into under the bottom rope before house lights raise. Both girls tap their biceps which are taped up in strapping tape with "Robbie" written in sharpie, and raise the titles to the air. Chris Avery: The girls seem focused tonight, Billy!Billy: Those Tag Team straps have become a hot commodity in the last few months, Chris!Chris Avery: As we mentioned earlier, this all began with Raging Dead’s memorial…Billy: ...the defamation of his memorial!Chris Avery: ...getting crashed by the Swallowing several weeks back because the girls thought Amelia’s insensitivity was a personal affront to the sudden departure of Lissie’s brother and Adelaide’s boyfriend, Robbie, God rest his soul.Billy: He was a friend to this locker room Chris, and Amelia is going to learn the hard way that you don’t mess with family!Chris Avery: She… didn’t… but that’s besides the point. In the lingering weeks, these two teams…Billy: AberSlane is NOT a team!Chris Avery: ...whatever. They were simply out-pettying each other with teasing and fat jokes and slut-shaming and threatening letters from Human Resources until the proverbial crap hit the fan last week and they engaged in an all-out melee!Billy: Our general manager Alex Pasternak had no choice but to make the match and here we are!The camera cuts to the ring and both Adelaide and Lissie are demanding to start off with Amelia but, of course, Stuart Slane stands in between as a barrier. Billy: GUTLESS! COWARD!Amelia hears him from the ring and turns to yell “shut up, cow!” and Lissie charges forward, trying to get her hands on Amelia. Stuart catches her and pushes her backwards. Amelia takes this as a slight and lands a brutal left handed slap across his cheek! The bell rings as the referee ushers Lissie to the corner. Chris Avery: And we are underway!Adelaide hops backwards, smiling at and taunting Slane. Slane tries to settle down the agitated partner in the corner who’s hurling insults at Addy in the ring. Addy flies in, looking to take Slane down by the legs but Slane transitions over her back with a modified abdominal stretch. Addy rolls underneath and hooks Slane’s arm into a hammerlock, but Slane counters into one of his own. He pushes Addy into the ropes who returns with a flying elbow! The crowd pops when she connects, leveling him with a right hand and whipping him to the corner. A cartwheel into a back elbow smash and she toys with Slane in the corner, rubbing her backside on his nether-region and making an “oops” face. Slane pushes her forward and Addy turns around, points at his crotch, and smiles. Chris Avery: Doesn’t seem to me like Stuart appreciates the games Addy is playing tonight!Billy: Maybe he should’ve thought of that before tying himself to that awful woman!Slane drives forward with an axe kick but Addy ducks underneath and bounces off the ropes. She goes for a lariat but Slane ducks underneath that one and stays put, knocking Addy down to the canvas with a shoulder block. She bounces up and right into a side slam from Stuart Slane! He makes a quick cover… 1… But Addy gets her shoulder up. Stuart maintains control with a forearm to her neck, trying to soften her up and slow down the pace. Chris Avery: Stuart weighs about as much as the champions combined!Billy: But they have heart, Chris! Something that witch Amelia doesn’t even know the definition of!He’s got the elbow on her carotid and her legs are kicking, trying to reach the bottom rope. The referee finally mediates, and Stuart realizes that he was actually doing something illegal. Billy: He’s letting her cheating ways get the best of him, Chris!Chris Avery: It’s a fine line Stuart Slane has to toe, because you know he wants to win, but he has to check off on any dubious activity from his partner, Amelia Abernathy!Of course, Amelia takes exception to the referee getting involved. He is preoccupied with her yelling and never sees Lissie Hope enter the ring! The two of them start landing right hands on Slane. They double-whip him to the ropes. Adelaide drops to her sternum, forcing Slane to run right into a spinning wheel kick from Lissie! Adelaide wastes no time springboarding off the middle rope and landing with a leg drop across Stu’s neck! She hooks the leg! 1… 2… ...but Slane kicks out! Ainsworth reaches over and tags in Lissie Hope, who roars forward with an elbow to the chin. After a snapmare, she runs to the opposite corner and bounces off, looking for a diving crossbody block! But Slane catches her in mid-air and drives her downward with a rib breaker. Lissie rolls away clutching at her midriff as Slane pursues, stomping down on her side as she evades the boots by inches! Chris Avery: Slane is possessed!Lissie gets to the ropes and the referee gets in Slane’s way. This allows Lissie an opening to rise to her feet but Slane rushes in and sandwiches Lissie in the corner with a big clothesline. Slane lands a couple of strikes in the corner, raising up to the middle rope to land them from a different angle. But when Addy catches the referee’s attention, Lissie straight up headbutt’s Slane right in the groin with a low blow! Billy: USING THAT FIVE-HEAD FOR GOOD USE!Chris Avery: Her forehead is perfectly proportional to the rest of her face!Through their silly argument, they almost don’t notice Lissie slither up the top rope as Slane recovers from the middle rope. She points to the crowd and out of nowhere lands a tilt-a-whirl headscissors from the top! Both land hard and awkwardly but Lissie is the first to get to her feet… Chris Avery: And look at this!Billy: SHE WANTS AMELIA! GET HER!Lissie is pointing at Amelia and telling her to get in the ring! She smirks and waves her off, and Lissie feints a big right hand forcing Amelia to brace for the impact. Lissie laughs and shakes her head but doesn’t notice Slane looming behind her. Lissie turns and right into a gorilla press! Slane tosses her up and her neck lands over the top rope! Grabbing at her throat, she backpedals into Slane who sends her backwards with a back body drop! He asks Amelia if she wants to tag in but she says no. Slane shakes his head in disappointment and picks Lissie up by the hair. Clutching it at her roots, he palms her face and squeezes, pushing her backwards into the corner. He runs at her looking for a splash, but Lissie ducks underneath! She then runs and dropkicks Amelia off the apron out of nowhere, getting a huge pop from the crowd! Chris Avery: She got her hands on her after all!Billy: More like her feet!Chris Avery: And she’s not done!Lissie slides under the bottom rope and is in pursuit of Amelia now! Addy sees the opportunity and rushes the ring, landing a drop toe hold on Slane as he attempts to interfere. Lissie catches Amelia and grabs her by the hair, and Amelia reflectively slaps Lissie hard against the side of the face! Lissie smiles and slams her head into the ring apron! She then whips her into the crowd barricade! Red isn’t there with the umbrella to play goalie to all the trash now, and she’s pelted with half-eaten bags of popcorn and empty beer cans! Lissie runs towards her to jump off the staircase and knock her over… Chris Avery: She sees Red, stopping in her tracks!Billy: Ridiculous!Indeed, Red now stands in front of Amelia to prevent the assault. Lissie shakes her head and reenters the ring to work on a double-team against Slane! Addy has a camel clutch going on him and she bounces off the ropes and dives in with a bullet dropkick to the jaw! Chris Avery: They call that one No Teeth!Billy: Make the pin, girls!They finally remember that Lissie is the legal woman and she makes a cover! 1… 2… Chris Avery: This should be it!3-- NO! Amelia pulls the referee’s foot almost out of the ring! The referee quickly admonishes her, getting in her face and telling her to cut her shit out. Chris Avery: NO!Billy: GOD NO!Without any warning and hell, anyone even noticing, Red entered the ring and fucking POWERBOMBS Lissie right in the center of the ring! Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL!He wants to do more damage but Slane tells him to leave! He won’t have any part of that! He goes over to explain to Addy that he didn’t approve of that but Addy hurls a loogie right in his eye! “SWALLOW DAT YA CUNT!” she screams out. Slane kneels down and covers Lissie, staring daggers right at Addy, the saliva still dripping off his cheek. 1… 2… ...but Slane lifts her out of the pinfall! Still staring straight at Addy, he picks her up in one motion and tosses her halfway across the ring with a fallaway slam! With them still staring holes at each other, the distraction is enough for Amelia to kick Lissie in the back of the head as she had rolled too close to the opposition corner. Billy: SHITFIRE! Now Amelia is finally getting in the action!Addy explodes into the ring hitting Slane in the back of the head with her forearm. Chris Avery: Addy cheapshots Slane there.The referee grabs Addy to force her from the ring as Amelia chokes Lissie against the bottom rope while Addy struggles to get past the official, keeping him distracted and prolonging the assault. Billy: THESE GODDAMN CHEATERS!Chris Avery: Not only that, Billy, but it seems like Stuart Slane is sick of the pleasantries! That spit in the eye looked like it lit the fuse, and this man is about to explode!Slane turns back to Lissie and sees that the neck is the soft spot now. He has her in the corner, still staring at Addy, and his massive hand is around Lissie’s neck! With every time he exerts force, folding her like an accordion over the turnbuckle, he screams out “I… AM NOT… A PEDOPHILE!” And then he picks Lissie up by the throat! Her feet kicking! Chris Avery: This could be it if he can land it!Billy: ADDY DO SOMETHING!But Lissie COUNTERS the chokeslam, landing behind him and hitting a desperation chin buster! Addy has already scaled the top ropes and connects with a split-legged seated senton! The referee is now confused as Addy continues raining down fists on Slane’s temple! Lissie rolls, trying to catch her breath. And she sees her out of the corner of her eye and lunges at Amelia! Grabbing her by the throat, she pulls her over the top rope and starts wrecking her with kicks! Chris Avery: THIS IS AN ALL OUT MELEE NOW! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE LEGAL PEOPLE ARE!Lissie clotheslines Slane over the top rope but they both crash to the apron and the floor! Abernathy picks up Addy but Addy gets out of it behind her and shoves her chest first into the turnbuckles! Addy picks up Amelia from behind in an electric chair drop and Lissie is on the top rope already! Billy: WHOA HERE WE GO!!Lissie jumps off hitting a huge seated senton!! Lissie gets up and dives at Slane knocking him back off the apron! Addy pins Amelia! One! Two! Three! Billy: THATS IT!! THE SWALLOWING RETAIN THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!Chris Avery: WHAT A MATCH! Swallowing celebrate in the middle of the ring and grab their Tag Team Championships. They hug and raise the belts high and the crowd pops. Billy: Uprising will always be a special place for Lissie, and for some reason, she always has something to do with a Championship belt doesn't she?Chris Avery: Lissie and Addy, Tag Team Champions, this division is HOT because of them!We fade out.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:53:16 GMT -5
Last Man Standing Match David Sanchez vs Jason O'Neal
The opening riff to Royal Blood's Out of the Black screeches to life, the sound jolting a cause and effect chorus of boos from the crowd as Sanchez stalks slowly through the smoke. Upon his head, the Mayor sports a rusted iron mask held together by subaquatic rivets. A 'guise he was yet to bring to Action Wrestling. Further driving home that 'big match' feeling. Adilene Floyd: The following contest is a Last Man Standing match and it will only end when one combatant is unable to answer the senior official's count of 10. Making his way to the ring first fro--Suddenly, the eerie smoke that parts around Sanchez also subsides around a second figure on the ramp. Jason O'Neal is seen sprinting through the curtain wielding a baseball bat. Dragging it down the runway as he makes tracks towards Sanchez. Billy: I don't know about you Chris but if I had a bounty on my head. I might think twice about giving my entire guard the night off.Chris Avery: Something about that doesn't add up. The Mayor's literally been taking a militia with him wherever he goes lately. Why on the night you're set to do battle with the man who put a price on your head would you suddenly decide it's time to fly solo?Billy shrugs at his commentary partner, just in time for O'Neal to mow through Sanchez with a spear on the very top of the ramp. Knocking the Colombian veteran back into the crowd control barricade. O'Neal shoots quickly back to his feet, scrambling for the loose baseball bat and immediately snatching it up from the entranceway. The heavily winded Mayor too falls over himself trying to quickly recover his footing. But he's met with only pain as the Real Deal drives the bat into David's stomach before he can catch his breath. Billy: Doesn't look much like this is going to take long. O'Neal has been a man possessed since finding out that Sanchez was the one responsible for his fall from grace.Chris Avery: The way he just 'unleashed' that bat across David's abdomen we might have to name it Derrick.Rolling away from his attacker, the Mayor crawls back to the barricade and breathlessly pulls himself back up again, this time eating another but this time it's not such a low swing. Instead the bat spontaneously combusts into a thousand splinters as it collides with the Mayor's iron mask. O'Neal throws the broken shaft of the bat to the floor, satisfied that this result was now a sure thing. Only to find Sanchez slowly scaling the barricade once more, his skull spared from splitting in two by the protection offered by his iron mask. Billy: Shitfire Chris, I thought for sure we were gonna see an elected city official's head cracked open like an egg there. Which, some would say wouldn't be a bad thing. Chris Avery: Instead what we've seen is Sanchez narrowly escaping another outcome that would've left him sipping food through a straw. Saved this time by the sheer solidity of his metal mask.Bemused that his opponent is still breathing let alone slowly regaining a vertical base, O'Neal lets out a primal roar of rage and bulldozes towards the Colombian once more. This time though Sanchez is able to evade harm. Instead sending Jason back-first into the steel ramp with an STO, sweeping his rival's legs out from beneath him simultaneously so as to ensure the move is successful. Wasting no motion, Sanchez sheds the mask. Unclipping it at the base of the skull before placing it on the ring apron. Chris Avery: Sanchez hitting all of that STO on the ramp there Billy, looking to create a little distance between himself and his opponent.Billy: You can't fault him for that Chris. Over the last two months the Mayor has been the recipient of attack after attack with that baseball bat, not to mention all the botched amateur hits.Wincing in pain O'Neal clutches at the bottom of his back as he's brought back to his feet by the scruff of his neck, only to be sent crashing back down again courtesy of a short-arm clothesline. The Mayor favors his stomach upon connection but stays the course, refusing to release Jason's arm and instead dragging him immediately back up from the floor and rolling him under the bottom rope. The bitter veteran follows his rival into the squared circle, nailing a trifecta of rolling knee-drops that land across O'Neal's brow. Billy: Sanchez taking decisive action early here to get this match inside of the ropes. Let's see if he can capitalize on these knees.Chris Avery: Not a bad strategy if you're Sanchez. Keep the guy with the questionable mental state away from anything he can use as a bat.The referee offers Sanchez a questioning look. Not sure whether or not to start counting out the man on the ground. Waving the official off the Mayor finds himself going to the wishing well for water one too many times. Jason mule kicks with all his might before Sanchez can capitalize, thrusting both of his boots into the breadbasket of the Bogota born politician. Slow to recover, the Exile wheezes as the air is forced from his body. Allowing O'Neal ample time to take advantage with a vertical suplex. Billy: I'm surprised with how well Jason O'Neal's managing to keep his cool and wrestle his opponent's match here.Chris Avery: Picture perfect vertical suplex from the Sensation there Billy, but you're right. It's not O'Neal's intention to simply out-wrestle David Sanchez here.Following up his suplex Jason quickly gets into a full mount and begins to hammer down fists into the Mayor's face, throttling him between blows. Mostly just there to count to ten, the referee backs off as O'Neal gets back to his feet with Sanchez dragged just behind him. Unwillingly hoisted up with a fireman's carry and slammed back into the canvas shortly thereafter. All before being dragged back under the ropes and tossed to the ground at ringside. ONeal picks up Sanchez and drops him back onto the mats and then begins ripping up the mats and exposes the cement floor. Billy: Oh no! Whats he doing here?Chris Avery: I don't like this!O'Neal grabs Sanchez and is looking to end it right here. He picks him up but MS-13 member Adrian out of nowhere with a steel chair to the head of O'Neal! Billy: OH COME ON!!Chris Avery: THERES NO DISQUALIFICATIONS!Billy: COME ONNNNN!!Adrian beats down O'Neal with the chain! Multiple shots to the head and it busts O'Neal open. Sanchez gets up and grabs another chain he finds under the bottom of the ring. O'Neal is damn near out cold and Adrian ties the hands and chest of O'Neal and binds the chain around him as Sanchez ties the chain around the legs of O'Neal! Chris Avery: Whats he doing?!Billy: Sanchez is looking to end this anyway he wants to!Sanchez tiez the chain to the ring post under the ring and laughs his way to the bank. O'Neal can't move and he's barely coming to.. The ref begins to count! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 O'Neal is alert and can't get out of the chains! 8 9 O'Neal is FURIOUS. 10! Billy: Thats it!DING DING DING Sanchez hugs Adrian from MS-13 and they celebrate on the ramp. Chris Avery: SANCHEZ IS VICTORIOUS TONIGHT! BUT IF YOU ASK ME I THINK O'NEAL WAS CLOSING IN ON VICTORY!Sanchez shrugs it all off and just walks up the ramp. Billy: And what the hell is this MS13 crap about?! Why is Sanchez in cahoots with them? SO STRANGE!We fade out as officials are trying to cut through the chains on O'Neal as he's yelling to get out.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:53:45 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment
The camera cuts backstage to Jenna Bauer. Jenna Bauer: Please welcome my guest at this time: Karlie Nash.The crowd reacts as Tracy Dixon steps into the interview area. Tracy Dixon: You were expecting my stepdaughter. Don't worry, she’ll be along in a minute. I bet you're wondering where I’ve been? Well considering these present times, I had chosen to quarantine in Nashville. But tonight, as you can see, I’m back in Action Wrestling and tonight I chose to return to watch Karlie stick it to everyone here tonight by winning the All-in match. I know, as well as Karlie knows, everyone is against her tonight. But, tonight Jenna, the real star of this match will take her place as the All-in winner.Voice: Couldn’t have said it better myself.Karlie steps into the interview area. Karlie Nash: Tonight Jenna, I take my rightful place as the only one deserving to carry the All-in briefcase. And it doesn’t matter who walks out as champion here tonight, they won’t know when they won’t know where, but I can guarantee you this: when I decide to cash in the briefcase, I will be the Action Wrestling World Champion. Now you’ve wasted enough of my time. I have a briefcase to win.Tracy Dixon: It’s so great to be back.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 13:54:32 GMT -5
Kaz Mazy vs. Teo Blaze(c) Jimmy Garcia: It’s time for the cruiserweight championship! I’m so hyped about this, JJ!JJ Biggs: Kaz Mazy and Teo Blaze are about to square off here for the cruiserweight title! Let’s get to it! “Sunlifter” by Misery Signals blares through the arena as fire erupts from the stage and Kaz Mazy rises from a lift in the center of the stage. He stands in the middle of the fire as it blazes out from the stage, eventually it recedes and he makes his way down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: On his way to the ring, KAZ MAZYYYYYIIIIIIIII!!!Kaz Mazy leaps up to the apron and stands menacingly staring into the ring. He jumps up and over the top rope, landing on his feet and rolling into the center of the ring. He holds his arms out and his head down. He stands up as his music begins to fade away and awaits his opponent. JJ Biggs: This is the match up that people have been anticipating for a while now, Jimmy! Kaz Mazy taking on Teo Blaze!!Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, AW management know the meaning of this match here tonight and that’s why it’s so high up on the card here at Uprising. Everyone’s eager to see how Kaz can do against Teo! The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Then, without warning, the static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, stretching loosely and preparing for the match. Jimmy Garcia: The cruiserweight champ is here! He’s been on FIRE!JJ Biggs: Yeah, he’s defended that belt successfully from challenger after challenger for over 2 months. Can he continue his reign or will Kaz Mazy put a stop to it here tonight on Uprising? Let’s find out! The referee signals for the bell to begin the match. Kaz launches at Teo at the sound of the bell with a thrust kick, but Teo bounces back up only to go down to a STF. Kaz grabs Teo and drops him with a sitout facebuster. Teo is on his feet again and Kaz goes to the air with a springboard crossbody. Kaz bounces off the ropes as Teo slowly gets up again only to put him down with an enziguri. Jimmy Garcia: OOF! That impact was heard in the nosebleeds, JJ! JJ Biggs: Yeah and Kaz is going for the quick pin on the cruiserweight champ! ONE!! T—NOOO! The referee gets within a hair of the mat before Teo kicks out! Jimmy Garcia: It’s going to take more than a few quick moves to put down Teo Blaze! JJ Biggs: Yeah, even if they’re delivered with the power of Kaz Mazy! Kaz goes to grab Teo, but Teo wisely rolls out of the ring. Kaz runs the ropes and goes for a suicide dive between the ropes, but Teo rolls out of the way. Kaz sees it coming and grabs onto the ropes and swings himself around and back into the ring. Kaz smirks and taps his temple before hopping out of the ring next to Teo. Both men trade blows and Teo gains the upperhand, whipping Kaz across the ringside area into the guardrails. Kaz staggers out and Teo takes to the air with a flying forearm smash! Teo grabs Kaz and runs across ringside with him, executing a running Canadian Destroyer! Jimmy Garcia: To steal a line from our friend, Billy: SHITFIRE! I can’t believe Teo was able to pull off that big move this early in the match! JJ Biggs: Well, as I always say: go big or go home! Jimmy Garcia: I’ve never heard you say that. Teo rolls Kaz into the ring, slides in after him and grabs him for a snap DDT. Teo runs across the ring and executes a running shooting star press! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA! Another big move! JJ Biggs: Teo with a flying crossbody and he’s going for the pin! ONE!! TWO!! Kickout by Kaz Mazy! JJ Biggs: Kaz does NOT look happy after that near fall, Jimmy! Teo goes to grab Kaz from behind, but Kaz puts him on his ass with a spinning backfist. Teo is up on his feet, but Kaz pulls off a springboard moonsault, taking him back down. Kaz leads Teo over to the turnbuckles and leaps off for a tornado DDT! Kaz opts out of the pin. Kaz sends Teo across the ring and executes a springboard spinning heel kick. Kaz pulls Teo up to his feet again and leaps up for a frankensteiner! JJ Biggs: Kaz pulling out the big moves and goes for a pin! ONE!! TWO!! THRE---NOO! Teo gets the shoulder up! Jimmy Garcia: Kaz is ready to put Teo away! He wants that cruiserweight title! Kaz stalks Teo, waiting for him to get up and runs to the ropes and springboards off, catching Teo by the head on the way down for a facebuster! JJ Biggs: GORENGER TO TEO BLAZE!! Jimmy Garcia: Kaz has the leg hooked!! ONE!! TWOOO! THREEE---NOOOO! Teo gets the shoulder up at the LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!! Jimmy Garcia: WOWWWW!! How did he do that?! JJ Biggs: I gotta see the replay on that one, Jimmy. I thought the referee got the count. Kaz argues with the referee, only to turn around into a phenomenal forearm. Teo puts Kaz down with a tornado DDT of his own and pulls him to his feet only to execute a snap northern lights suplex. Teo pulls Kaz to his feet again and sends him across the ring and puts him down with a hurricanrana. Teo scales the ropes and goes airborne with a 450 splash! The crowd pops as Teo hooks the leg! ONE!! TWO!! THRE---NOOO! Kaz gets the shoulder up! JJ Biggs: Both men hitting big moves, Jimmy! They really want this and right now, Teo is in control! Jimmy Garcia: Yeah, but with a guy like Kaz Mazy, the tides could turn at any time! Kaz gets up but Teo executes a spinning back kick to Kaz’s head!! Jimmy Garcia: HABANERO HURRICANE TO KAZ MAZY!! JJ Biggs: This might be it, Jimmy! Teo has the leg hooked! ONE!! TWOO!!! THREEE!!!----NOOOOOO!!! Kaz just gets the shoulder up! JJ Biggs: Now it’s Teo Blaze in the face of the referee! Look out Teo!! As if hearing JJ from the table, Teo quickly turns his attention back to Kaz who leaps into the air, grabbing Teo’s head. Jimmy Garcia: RKAZRO TO TEO BLAZE!! JJ Biggs: That’s gotta be it and he just hit that move out of nowhere, Jimmy! Kaz has the leg hooked!! ONE!! TWO!!! THREEEE!!! DING DING DING “Sunlifter” by Misery Signals blares through the arena as Kaz Mazy gets to his feet, victorious. The referee hands him the cruiserweight title. Jimmy Garcia: NEWWWW Cruiserweight champion Kaz Mazy, ladies and gentlemen! Teo Blaze tried his best to fight off Kaz Mazy, but he was just too much, JJ! JJ Biggs: Yeah, we thought Teo was going to have a death grip on that belt, but Kaz Mazy just proved that he’s the top cruiserweight in Action Wrestling!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 24, 2020 14:08:54 GMT -5
Ironman Match Dandy DiVito vs. Lockhart
The Staples Center in Los Angeles, California have been waiting for the co-main event of Uprising featuring two former world champions in their own perspectives to combat at one of the biggest wrestling events in the world. Dandy DiVito versus Ryan Lockhart in a thirty-minute iron-man match to prove who is by far the better wrestler and better man in the business. After the entrances, the camera shows both competitors in their respective corners with Adilene Floyd in the center of the ring to prepare the introductions. Chris Avery: Ladies and gentlemen, we return to the co-main event where two men who have a lot of history will scrap everything they’ve been through together for the point of proving who is the better wrestler. This will mean that everything that has happened in the past means nothing anymore. This is a match to determine the future of both their careers.Billy: Lockhart came back and created a kill bill fucklist! He took out FPV and now he has Dandy in his sights! But little does he know, when he opens that door, Dandy will be holding the shotgun then BAM! Lights out for Ryan!Chris Avery: Over the past few weeks, we have seen interferences, beat the clock challenges and even no contests with their match at CHAOS. Alexander Pasternak has made the decision with this thirty-minute ironman to settle everything. No excuses, no funny business and no crazy shenanigans. This is the match to prove everything-Billy: Aright shut the fuck up! Let’s get into this!Ding! Ding! Ding! Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the co-main event of the evening! This is a 30-Minute Iron-Man Match! The rules are as follows: The timer will start counting down from thirty minutes. Points will be scored by pinfall or submissions; Points will be awarded to the opponent through count outs and/or disqualifications. If by the end of the match there is a tie, it will go into a sudden death!The audience within the Staples Center applaud for the breakdown of the rules. Dandy and Ryan remain in their respective corners preparing for the match to begin. Adilene Floyd: Introducing first! Hailing from Jacksonville, Florida! At six feet, one inch tall, weighing in at two-hundred and twenty pounds, “The Action Wrestling Original” Dandy Divito!Dandy steps out of his corner and points his finger at Ryan mouthing off to him at the expense of the Los Angeles crowd supporting him. Ryan doesn’t budge a mere second off the taunts as he keeps his composure. Divito is already in his corner feeling more confident as Adilene continues with the introductions. Adilene Floyd: Introducing his opponent! Hailing fro-In an instant flash, Dandy has already charged out of his corner in a beeline towards Ryan bombarding him with a driveby assault that caught him off guard. Adilene immediately vacates the ring for her own safety while the referee is trying his best to separate the two men due to the chaotic attack that left Lockhart to leave the ring for recovery. Unfortunately for him, he is followed by his opponent who launches him into the steel steps causing him to flip over the structure onto the outside mat! Billy: HOLY SHIT! DANDY DIVITO HAS GONE ABSOLUTELY INSANE! HE’S FUCKING UP RYAN BEFORE THE MATCH HAS EVEN STARTED!Chris Avery: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! DANDY DIVITO HAS SNAPPED AND TAKING DOWN RYAN LOCKHART WITHOUT ANY REMORSE AT ALL!The fans behind the ringside barriers are more into the action than ever, especially when they see Dandy barging his way into the timekeeper’s area; He quickly removes a steel chair and marches towards Ryan trying to stand back up on his feet. The referee tries to stop Dandy but gets shoved aside as everyone within the arena gasps in awe when they hear the steel chair crash onto the head of Ryan knocking him out cold! Chris Avery: SHITFIRE! SHIT-FUCKING-FIRE! OH MY GOD! OH MY LIVING GOD!!!Billy: DANDY DIVITO JUST DELIVERED POSSIBLY THE MOST GRUESOME CHAIRSHOT IN ACTION WRESTLING HISTORY! WE NEED MEDICAL FUCKING ATTENTION RIGHT NOW!!!Security, backstage officials, referees and EMT’s rush down to ringside where an immobilized Ryan Lockart is down on the outside mat. Dandy Divito remains in the ring with the official referee of the match arguing with him. The audience are booing Dandy for potentially ruining a great co-main event and it comes to a point where a stretcher is organized to carry Ryan out of the Staples Center. Billy: Are you fucking kidding me?! Is this it after everything we’ve been through?! Just like that?!Chris Avery: Hold on there, Billy! I think the referee is telling Adilene Floyd something! Hold on, we’re getting an announcement especially on the physical being of Lockhart.An EMT passes information to the official referee who nods his head and orders Dandy to remain in his corner. From there, he goes over to the timekeeper’s area where he discusses the announcement with Adilene who listens intently and keenly to the information. As both parties agree, she speaks into the microphone. Adilene Floyd: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just received an update. The referee will initiate a ten-count to allow Ryan Lockhart into the ring to begin the match. If Ryan Lockhart makes it before the ten-count, the match will begin with a point awarded on a disqualification to Ryan Lockhart. If Ryan cannot make it to the ring, the match will be awarded to Dandy Divito through referee stoppage.Billy: ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME?!?!?!?Chris Avery: DANDY DIVITO HAS BEEN KNOWN TO PULL TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE BUT THIS TAKES THE ABSOLUTE CAKE! HE WILL ROB ACTION WRESTLING OF A CO-MAIN EVENT AND PUT A STAIN ON RYAN LOCKHART’S CAREER FOREVER!The referee has already begun his countdown while Ryan rolls out off the stretcher and tries his best to crawl and/or walk to the ring. Ryan is constantly falling over and losing balance especially when the referee is halfway through the count; The audience are goading Lockhart to make it in time and Dandy leans back into the turnbuckles in his corner with a smile on his face. At the count of eight, Ryan makes it to the apron before using the last of his strength to leap under the bottom rope just before the ten count! Chris Avery: SHITFIRE! HE MADE IT!Billy: NOW WE CAN BEGIN! START THE FUCKING TIMER!Ding! Ding! Ding! 60:00 (Lockhart 1-0)Ryan is using the top rope with both hands to stand up especially with the potential concussion he has at the moment. Dandy quickly wastes no time putting everything in his striking combinations to brawl down Ryan in his weakened state. Due to the fact that Ryan is in the corner, the referee begins the count to four which lets his opponent back up a few paces from Lockhart. The moment he steps into his personal space, Ryan shoots forward with rapid fire jabs and straights to change the momentum back! Chris Avery: Ryan Lockhart is fighting back despite being in complete pain! Los Ángeles, California is definitely expecting Ryan to fight with him all his life!Dandy is being backed up from the flurry of technical strikes thrown at him until a powerful kick into Ryan’s ribs keeps him at bay. Dandy breaks off into a sprint towards the ropes then rebounds to get lift off the canvas from a Snap Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex planting him down on the canvas. There’s an uproar from the ringside fans who watch Ryan still have the power to wrestle despite him feeling the fatigue from the chair-shot. Billy: Snap Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Ryan’s power is underestimated for his weight difference especially for what he’s feeling right now. This motherfucker has all the power in the world to win this match!Lockhart chokes Dandy for a few seconds before picking him up and throwing him into the corner! He pulls him out of the corner and hits a powerslam! He picks him back up and whips him into the ropes but Dandy ducks the back elbow from Lockhart but Lockhart catches Dandy off the rebound with a huge POWERSLAM! He pins! One! Dandy kicks up but Lockhart shoves him to the corner and comes in with a back elbow to the face! He pulls him out of the corner and hits a snap suplex! Lockhart keeps the hold and picks him back up and hits a snap suplex for a second time! He pulls Dandy back up never letting go and hits a brainbuster! He pins again! One! Two! Dandy kicks out again! Lockhart shoves Dandy with his feet to the ropes and gets mildly frustrated. Billy: Dandy is a cockroach that never dies!Dandy’s taking refuge by the ropes which leaves him to be choked down on the middle rope through a knee placed on the back of his head. Once the referee counts to four, he breaks off and runs to the ropes, the rebound brings him back to deliver a powerful Jumping Calf Kick into the back of Divito’s head causing him to spring off the ropes into the center of the ring. Ryan quickly jumps onto his chest for the pin attempt hooking the right leg up! Chris Avery: Jumping Calf Kick from Ryan Lockhart has clobbered Dandy in the back of his head! This match has kicked off with an insane pace already; No need for lockups or technical work, this has been a brawl from the get-go and here is the pin attempt!One! Tw-! Dandy kicks out from the pin attempt and Lockhart sits up regaining his strength. He stands up barely on his feet before helping him back up to his feet then throwing him into an unoccupied corner. Dandy’s back hits against the turnbuckles which leads to Ryan charging towards him but Dandy moves out of the way allowing Ryan to hit the turnbuckles chest first. He turns around and eats a Corner Clothesline before being thrown back into the center from a technical Suplex! Adilene Floyd: Forty-five minutes left! The score is currently Ryan Lockhart 1-0!
44:53Billy: Ya’ damn fuckin’ right it is! After that bullshit Dandy pulled, Ryan has every right to begin with the score up but that score may change knowing he isn’t in the best shape!Ryan’s pain is getting worse and Dandy doesn’t hesitate to mount him with ground-and-pound strikes. Ryan covers up from the flurry of overhead blows down on him and in the nick of time, the referee shoves Dandy off, almost having enough of his antics. Divito doesn’t care about the referee’s orders and continues to stomp down on the targeted head that’s almost looking to bust open. He slowly helps his opponent to stand up again before planting him down with a Russian Leg Sweep! Chris Avery: Dandy doesn’t care about Ryan’s condition nor his health. He wants to win this Iron-Man Match especially at the disadvantage he’s at right now! This means that he will be doing whatever possible to win with such dominant fashion at the expense of Ryan’s career! Here is the pin attempt!One! Two! Th-! No! Ryan kicks out from the pin attempt which prompts Dandy to roll from under the bottom rope to the apron edge. He stands on the apron holding the top rope with both hands until Ryan springs onto his feet to barge his right shoulder into his ribs where it stuns him down on the apron. Both men are now on the apron edge until Dandy digs his thumb into the eyes of Divito leaving him stunned to do what nobody else expected, a Piledriver on the apron edge! Billy: HOLY SHIT! APRON PILEDRIVER! RYAN LOCKHART WON’T BE ABLE TO COMEBACK FROM THAT!The referee begins his outside count the moment Ryan collapses down onto the outside mat which leaves Dandy to follow after him. He helps him back up to his feet before shoving his back against the barricade where he collapses down into a seated position before suffering a barrage of kicks. The official is almost to the count of seven where Dandy rolls Lockhart back into the ring. Adilene Floyd: Thirty minutes remain on the timer! The current score is Ryan Lockart 1-0!
29:21 (Lockhart 1-0)Chris Avery: Ten minutes have passed and both men are doing their absolute best to keep ahead of the other! Ryan Lockhart was awarded a point from the brutal onslaught of the chair but still has strength to fight! However, can he hold it this lead or will Dandy finally tie it up?!Dandy attempts a pin attempt until he gets caught in a Triangle Choke submission hold! Los Angeles within the Staples Center are instantly on their feet watching Lockhart apply the submission in the center of the ring. He has Dandy in between the legs choking the life out of him as the referee leans down to see what is Divito’s condition but Dandy refuses to tap or submit at this point early in the match. Billy: Triangle Choke! Triangle Choke! Out of nowhere, Ryan already has him in a submission hold with absolutely nowhere to go!The submission was deeper as the seconds passed by but Dandy stood up and held a tight grip down on the body of Lockhart. He managed to deadlift him from off the canvas into a Powerbomb position but Ryan drops down to wrap his legs around his waist before hooking onto the right arm to apply the Kimura instead. The audience completely nearly loses it when they see Dandy falling down onto his knees being pulled down into the Kimura on a grounded position! Chris Avery: Kimura! Kimura! Kimura! Besides repeating what they’re doing in the ring, that was an amazing counter and Dandy’s even in more trouble!With the submission applied in, Ryan continues to pull him down until his back touches the canvas. The continuous torque down on Dandy’s arm is starting to show the amount of pain and the referee leans in closer than before on whether Ryan will score another point. Out of nowhere, Dandy lifts his head and digs his teeth into the red-highlighted forehead ripping the flesh off of his skin. Unfortunately during this biting tactic, he releases the submission hold but the referee counts the shoulders! Billy: THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE USING THE JACKSONVILLE’S BATH SALTS! HE’S TEARING HIS WEAKENED FOREHEAD FROM THE CHAIRSHOT AND THE REFEREE’S PINNING HIM DOWN!One! Two! Three! Adilene Floyd: Dandy DiVito has scored his first fall! The score is now tied 1-1! Fifteen minutes are now left on the clock!
14:39The audience is surprised by what happened and Dandy’s mouth is covered in blood especially when Ryan sits up with a face covered in blood. Everyone watching around the ring cannot believe what they are seeing; Ryan barely stands up again and is on wobbly legs until turning around to kick into the ribs before a Stunner planting him down on the canvas. Dandy quickly hops onto his chest before hooking the right leg! Chris Avery: THE CARNAGE STUNNER! CARNAGE HAS BEEN MADE! DANDY DIVITO HAS LANDED THE FINISHING STONE COLD STUNNER AND HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!Billy: THIS IS GOING TO PUT HIM IN THE LEAD! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! DANDY DIVITO IS GOING TO TAKE THE LEAD!One! Two! Three! Adilene Floyd: Dandy DiVito has scored his second fall! The score is now Dandy DiVito 2-1!All around the Staples Center are mixed reactions from loud cheers to thunderous boos as the referee asks Dandy to be in his corner to check down on the present state of Ryan who is bleeding badly. Many of the fans are concerned for his well-being but Dandy uses the opportune moment to recover his energy in his respective corner with a smile on his face knowing the match was in his favor. Ryan is crawling towards the ropes shoving the referee away. Billy: Is enough enough?! What the fuck is going on with this shit?! Dandy DiVito has almost killed this man and he’s already two points up! Just call the match off and make it be a no contest or else people are going to hurt even more! Fuck this man!Dandy steps in the center of the ring mouthing off loud to the weakened Ryan who sees the pool of blood before him down on the canvas. When he tastes the blood, his pupils dilate and he gets right back to his feet like a man possessed. Dandy backs away from the shock of his second wind until Ryan charges at him catching him off guard with a Running Elbow immediately knocking him to the mat. Dandy tries to stand up again but gets caught with a Thrust Kick that forces him through the ropes! Chris Avery: What is this madman behavior?! All of a sudden, Ryan has gone absolutely insane like he has nothing to lose anymore. This bloodlust behavior has skyrocketed the building’s ceiling away and everyone in the arena is looking to see what Ryan will be doing with this newfound energy and momentum!Dandy recovers and gets upon the apron attempting to do another springboard move but gets clobbered to a knee from another Running Elbow into his head. He looks towards Ryan running to the middle rope then leaping off for the Springboard Dropkick knocking him off the apron to the ringside mat again. Just when Dandy is about to rise again, Lockhart leaps onto the top rope and leaps off to land a Springboard Crossbody Plancha putting down both men on the outside! Billy: Both men are on the outside from Ryan’s high-flying but the referee’s doing the annoying fuck-count again! Ryan is losing his mind like he doesn’t want to end this match with a loss and he’s doing everything to put him away!Adilene Floyd: Ten minutes remains in the match! The score is still 2-1 Dandy DiVito!
9:19The count of eight has been pointed out by the referee and Ryan has already brought Dandy back into the ring. He throws him into the ropes where he rebounds back into Lockhart experiencing another Thrust Kick that leaves him struggling to stand on his feet. Ryan sees an opportunity to scoop him right onto his shoulder before kneeling down with a Shoulder-Breaker until lifting him back onto that shoulder for a Shoulder Powerslam in the center of the ring! Chris Avery: Shoulder-Breaker into the Shoulder Powersam! What a combination by Ryan Lockhart who won’t be backing down especially when blood has created this unknown demonic persona to come out of the woodwork since his blood poured down from the gash on his forehead.He helps him back up to his feet and tosses him into an unoccupied corner. Dandy’s back is glued to the turnbuckles again where Ryan charges in but Dandy ducks under the thrown right arm to counter with a Flying Headbutt immediately knocking Ryan off of his game from the critical blow. Seeing this opportunity, he sits him at the top rope before climbing up on the middle turnbuckle attempting a Superplex; Ryan fights back until another Headbutt eats him alive. Billy: Okay this is bad! This is really fucking bad! If Dandy hits what I think he’s going to hit, he’s going to be up two points to one which means Ryan may not win the Ironman Match in time!Dandy tries his best to secure the Superplex position and both men are standing on the top rope before Dandy flies back with him to land the Superplex in the center of the ring. However! Dandy rolls backwards over him to stand him upwards off the mat until Ryan lifts him over his head in a Vertical Suplex position before falling down with DiVito down to catch his head in his grasp for the finishing Suplex Cutter! Chris Avery: ILL-FATED! ILL-FATED! SHITFIRE! ILL-FATED! OH MY GOD! HE CAUGHT HIM OUT OF NOWHERE!Billy: PIN HIM! PIN HIM IN THIS BITCH! DO IT RYAN LOCKHART! COME THE FUCK ON!One! Two! Three! Adilene Floyd: Ryan Lockhart has scored his second fall! The score is now tied 2-2! Five minutes remain on the timer! If the score is still tied at the end of the match, it will go down to sudden death!Both men are down on the canvas in the center of the ring barely moving especially from all the chaos and the entire audience in the interior of the Staples Center are on their feet applauding both competitors for giving it their all. The referee stands in between them beginning the count to call this match a no-contest due to the fact neither wrestler has been responsive in movement from the pin attempt scored on behalf of Ryan Lockhart. Chris Avery: This has to go down as one of the best matches in Action Wrestling history! It started off with Dandy DiVito utilizing a vicious chairshot that awarded Ryan a point to begin with and he scored two points throughout the match leading to Ryan tying it up! This is completely what it means to be the main event tier of professional wrestling here in Action Wrestling!Billy: Like holy fucking shit! I don’t know what to do fucking say or do! These two motherfuckers are giving it their all and Ryan Lockhart pulled the ultimate card off of his ass with scoring a pin attempt right before the five minute mark! They better get the fuck up or else the referee will call it a no-contest!
3:21Before the referee can even call the ten-count, both men are on their feet and facing each other. Forehead to forehead, nose to nose and then they start trading blows back and forth. The technical wrestling match transitioned into an all-out brawl as Ryan Lockhart and Dandy DiVito are trading strikes at such rapid fashion as neither competitor slows down in their pace. The entire audience are not sitting down, they are watching the final moments of this match unfold before their eyes! Chris Avery: SHIT FUCKING FIRE!!! LOOK AT THEM GO!!!Billy: I FUCKING LOVE ACTION WRESTLING!Both men are bent over especially with Ryan falling down to a knee as Dandy bends forward to rub his head from the blows. Out of nowhere, Lockhart quickly takes into a sprint to the ropes beside him and catches Dandy in the temple with a brutal Running Knee strike that causes both men to be down on the canvas again! Chris Avery: BAD OMEN! THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE HEAD OF DANDY AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AGAIN! WHO IS GOING TO TAKE THIS MATCH?! WE’RE ALMOST OVER WITH THE MATCH AND IT’S STILL TIED!Ryan tries to stand him up where he does and throws another strike but Dandy DiVito manages to block one thrown shot at him and catches Ryan with both arms under-hooked in his grasp. He leans back and then batters Ryan’s skull with a vicious Headbutt opening the gash on his forehead even more. This collapses Ryan down on the mat spine-first in the center of the ring with Dandy falling down to his right knee then looking to the top rope as the key to finish the match! :54Billy: THE THUMPER! THE HEADBUTT AND RYAN IS A CRIMSON MASK! HOLY SHIT!Adilene Floyd: THE FINAL MINUTE OF THIS MATCH IS COUNTING DOWN!Dandy rolls under the bottom rope especially when he sees Ryan Lockhart not moving in the middle of the ring. He crawls to the turnbuckles outside of the ropes before climbing up to the top rope perched with his entire eyes locked down on him. :29He stands up tall with his arms outspread before leaping into the air until he struggles to avoid an incoming Ryan Lockhart on his feet who leaps off the ground for the Running Superman Punch knocking him down to the canvas! Billy: BROSEIDON PUNCH! THE BROSEIDON PUNCH OUT OF NOWHERE! SHITFIRE!!Chris Avery: BROSEIDON SHITFIRE PUNCH! RYAN LOCKHART HAS PULLED IT OFF AND WITH SECONDS ON THE CLOCK LEFT, HERE IS THE PIN ATTEMPT!One! (00:03)Two! (00:02)Three!!! (00:01)Ding! Ding! Ding! “Saucy” by Polyphia replays around the Staples Center’s surround systems. With the match officially over, both men are down on the canvas completely tired from what just transpired especially when officials are gathered in the ring to medically assist.The audience are truly blessed and ecstatic from the five-star match they witnessed with their own eyes. Adilene Floyd: Here is your winner, Ryan Lockhart!
Lockhart gets up and celebrates the exhausting win. He's leaning against the ropes and he's pulled it off. No announcing or anything. We know what this match meant to AW and to them. The crowd just reacting. Both men soaking it in.Lockhart cuts his celebration short to look at Dandy, who is working his way back to his feet, shooing away the medical team who are attempting to get a look at him. Lockhart walks over to him, as though he is sizing him up. Billy: Even after an hour of war between these two, he still wants more?!Chris Avery: No... I think he's giving him a hand!Sure enough, Lockhart has extended an arm out to Dandy, who looks at him both surprised and unsure of what to make about this offer. Eventually, he mouths "Fuck it" and takes his rivals hand, Lockhart pulling him into a half-hug, as he raises Dandy's arm and points to him, the crowd showing their appreciation by cheering for the two superstars. The two exchange nods, as Dandy leaves the ring to the cheers and adoration of the crowd, as he exits without the help of the medical team. Lockhart watches him for a moment, nodding to himself and mouthing something to himself, before also leaving the ring. Billy: The crowd showing their appreciation for these two warriors tonight!Chris Avery: We just witnessed a classic. A potential match of the year between arguably two of the greatest Action Wrestlers to ever wrestle for this damn company! I'm proud to say I was here tonight to witness this.Billy: As am I, Chris!The crowd continues to cheer as Dandy raises his arm to appreciate the crowd one last time, before we cut to commercial
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