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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:01:18 GMT -5
We have a cold opening to CruiserClash as Donald Deruty is in his office, feeling a bit stressed out.
Norb Smalley waddles in with a Bang energy drink for D-Day.
Norb Smalley: What is weighing on your mind, sire?
Donald Deruty: Tonight we need to figure out how we're going to set up a #1 contender for the Cruiserweight Championship AND we need to figure out who the rightful Challengers are for the Tag Team Championships for our brand as well!
Norb Smalley: I think the pieces will fall into place, sire. We have two tag team matches tonight, yes?
Donald Deruty: Yes we do..
Norb Smalley: Then everything will work out. When Teo Blaze arrives sire, I will have him come see you.
Donald Deruty: Thank you, Norb.
D-Day rubs his temples to calm himself..
Donald Deruty: Anyways, Norb, I've been meaning to ask are you huma-
D-Day opens his eyes and realizes Norb has left the room, or vanished, or used magic, or fuck who knows.
Donald Deruty: What the..
The scene fades out into the Opening video for CruiserClash.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:02:06 GMT -5
Pyro blasts off. Jimmy Garcia: Welcome everyone to CruiserClash and tonight we have a HUGE fatal four way featuring top Cruiserweights and whats on the line, Biggs?JJ Biggs: The winner gets into the coveted All-In match at Uprising in 2 weeks where you can win the All-In briefcase which grants you a Heavyweight Championship match anytime, anywhere!Jimmy Garcia: Tonight we have huge match ups too, and just like we heard, maybe these tag matches lead to Championship opportunities?!JJ Biggs: One can hope! It's CruiserClash, theres always an opportunity!Jimmy Garcia: And of course we know the Champion, Teo Blaze is going to be here tonight and I think he's wanting to address this hot crowd and the rest of the roster!JJ Biggs: He's a fighting Champion, a true Champion, he wants to get something official on the books for Uprising, and I can't blame him! I'm excited for tonight!Jimmy Garcia: That's right! Lets start the show!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:03:58 GMT -5
Orret "The Time Bandit" & Bolas de Arana vs. Yurei & Archimedes Skrue
JJ Biggs: Coming up next is a tag team match involving four of CruiserClash’s most interesting personalities! There’s a loud zapping sound just before the entire arena goes black. The sound effects of money and cash registers play leading to Pink Floyd’s “Money”. Orret Goldrock emerging from the crowd. A spotlight follows him in suave blacked out sunglass and sure hand on the bag of goodies over one shoulder. Fans go into hysterics. Adeline Floyd: On his way to the ring… fighting out of Orlando, Florida… "The Time Bandit” Orret Goldrock! Orret waves to the crowd like a goddamn movie star in route the ring. He hops over the barricade, circles to the farthest steps, and makes a theatric walk up to apron. From there he climbs onto the middle ropes and straddles there for a moment doing that explorer’s scan of the entire arena, lapping up all those cheers. He then rolls backwards into the ring via somersault before striking a one-knee pose in the ring’s center. Orret puts his sunglasses in his sack of booty, sliding it under the ropes and such before readying to fight his opponent. Jimmy Garcia: Goldrock had a nice win last time he was active against the now departed Great Miko. Can he continue to make bank in an Action Wrestling ring?JJ Biggs: If not he’s always got his possibly shady online antiquities auction site Orbids to fall back on!That 80’s sound of “I need a hero” by Bonnie Tyler starts to play and the lights go out and a blue spread light aims at the entrance. Bolas de Arana comes out to the stage, all Flashdance style with the high knee steps. He stops and strikes a Michael Jackson pose, the groin grabbing one, pointing out to the crowd as blue flames erupt behind him. Where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light. He's gotta be sure and it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life! larger than life. Bolas works to the ring, clapping hands with people and taking pictures with those that have cameras for selfies. Bolas slides into the ring, posing in the middle of the ring, the "Sexy Bear Skin Rug" Pose. Bolas stands and walks to the corner, sitting down on the second rope and crossing one leg over the other, a serious look on the mask, and pretends to read a book. JJ Biggs: Hahaha! Always good to see Bolas.Jimmy Garcia: The former Cruiserweight Champion has not let losing his title change his attitude towards the sport. He’s having fun!“SAIL AWAY MY LITTLE SISTER...SAIL AWAY, TO THE OTHER SIDE” The thumping drum beats of Sirenia’s “The Other Side” kicks in as a chorus of cheers greet the arrival of Yūrei, who emerges from a veil of dry ice as she marches down the ramp, resolute and in control on her path to the ring. Adilene Floyd: On her way to the ring, she is ‘The Spectral Assassin'...YŪREI!!! Yūrei leaps from the ring steps onto the turnbuckle, perched as the crowd applauds her athletic prowess. Eventually Yūrei drops down into the ring, beckoning on her opponent on with a sinister wave of her hand. JJ Biggs: One of CC’s best talents! She’s come close to earning a title shot as the last wrestler eliminated in the Havoc Rumble and making the final round of the Cruiserweight Contendership Tournament. It is only a matter of time before she makes that leap from runner up to champ.House lights flicker as the driving, industrial beat of “Point of No Return” echoes through the arena. The lights cut out, plunging the audience into darkness for an instant. Eerie green laser-lights weave across the stage as Archimedes Skrue seems to take form out of the darkness. He walks to the edge of the stage, craning his head first left, then right, to take in the scene before him. The green lights coalesce into a single spotlight that follows Skrue as he strides down the aisle to ringside; climbs up the steps and enters the ring. He stalks to the center, gaze downcast for a moment, then, in a sudden movement, throws his arms wide and lifts his face to the sky, mouth forming words both abhorrent and arcane. The lights flicker back to life and the music cuts abruptly. Jimmy Garcia: What do you think Skrue is saying during his entrance?JJ Biggs: Don’t know and don’t want to know! He gives me the creeps. Great wrestler, though.Jimmy Garcia: He and Yurei have had a rivalry in and out of the ring for months, and now they’re tagging. Can these two get along enough to win?Time for the match. Bolas offers to start for his team and Orret has no objection. There’s a bit more back and forth between Yurei and Skrue, but Archie eventually defers to the lady. The bell is rung. Bolas feigns locking up but tries to slip behind Yurei for a quick roll up. The Spectral Assassin has it scouted and hits him with a mule kick. She continues assaulting Spider Balls with her educated feet until he rolls to the ropes. The ref orders Yurei to stop. She complies. Bolas rises and the pair move back towards the center to continue. Yurei tries for some more shoot kicks but Bolas snags her leg, stomps on the foot she’s bearing her weight on, kicks her in the gut and then drops her with an ax kick. JJ Biggs: Bolas a former Cruiserweight Champion, trying anything to get back into the thick of things!Jimmy Garcia: This match is hot!Bolas tags in his partner the time traveler as Skrue gets into the ring from the tag as well. Orret and Skrue lock up but Skrue takes advantage and rolls Orret up and.. One! Two! Orret kicks out! He's up and hits Skrue in the head with a boot and a snap suplex! Bolas gets into the ring and they pick up Skrue looking for a tag team move but Yurei is in and hits a kick on Bolas! JJ Biggs: This is breaking down fast!Yurei hits another kick to Bolas and then whips him into the ropes where she picks him up and Skrue hits a bicycle kick to the face of Bolas and he goes down! Orret grabs Skrue but he pushes Orret off and Yurei hits her own bicycle kick and Skrue rolls Orrett up! One! Two! Three! JJ Biggs: Thats it! Got them!Bolas dives in but it's too late! Jimmy Garcia: Archimedes Skrue and Yurei are the winners!They stand and celebrate in their own corners as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:05:04 GMT -5
A Segment!
The scene opens in the parking lot area where Jenna is waiting to interview new signee "The Boy Named Sue" Sue Cooley. She is seen pacing impatiently and checking her watch. Then she hears some faint crying and moaning. She looks and notices your boi Sue low crawling down the ramp toward the parking lot vehicle area. He looks muddy, super wet, shaking and sneezing and coughing like he has new-moan-ya. He looks fucked up basically. This is due to this horrible hitch-hiking escapade through Kansas (seen in the AW Network board titled "Your Boi Sue's Hitch-Hiking Yo".) Jenna calls out to get help from medical peeps as she runs to his aide. She kneels beside him as he just can't crawl anymore. Jenna: OMG! Don't move! Just stay there I summoned help. You poor thing!He looks up at her and is mumbling something, trying to brave to speak. Jenna: Go ahead, say it. I'm listening. What is it you poor thing?He looks her dead in the eyes and with a courageous deep breath and cough he spits dat game. The Boy Named Sue: Yo girl, what dat name is? You fine as fuck!The scene ends with Jenna not knowing what to do or say.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:06:54 GMT -5
Brooke, Teddy, Hmm..
Monday afternoon, 5 hours before Clash.Teddy pulled his rental car off of Route 2 in Wichita and saw what looked like an old farmhouse that had been turned into a restaurant. In Brooke’s text she said this place was a little out of the way but she would make it “worth his while”. Teddy had wondered all weekend what that meant. The place was definitely off the beaten path. Still, Teddy found it odd that there were no other cars in the parking lot with the exception of a black Ford van that was pulled around back. Teddy could only see the front of the van and based on where it was parked, assumed it belonged to someone who worked there. He knew it was a Ford 16 passenger van because that happened to be the same type van that the AW crews use to drive from show to show carrying crew members that make the shows possible. There were probably 10 of them parked at the arena right now. Teddy backed into a spot and surveyed the handsome rustic building. He did think it strange that he was the only patron in the lot. He thought about texting Brooke to let her know the place looked closed, but figured he would just wait until she arrived and they would figure it out then. Teddy noticed the sign near the front door that listed the hours of operation was partially covered with a poster. From where he sat, it looked like a poster promoting tonight’s Action Wrestling card at the Red Cream Soda Arena. Whatever it was, it was blocking Teddy’s view of the hours of operation. Teddy knew he would have to go to the door to move the poster to see what the hours were. He opened his car door and put his foot on the ground, just then the car door slammed onto his leg, the continued pressure on the door trapped his leg in between the door and the frame making Teddy a prisoner of driver’s seat. Just then a man in a gold mask opens his passenger side door and begins beating Teddy with a 2x4. As Teddy is fending off the 2x4 attack, the pressure is let off the door and Teddy climbs out only to be met by another man, this one in a blue mask and wielding another 2x4. ??: This what you get for being disrespectful, playboy!Teddy attempts to fend off the man on his side, this man being a much bigger one than the one in the gold mask. He pushes him off landing a punch before he is taken down with a 2x4 to the back of the leg that shatters the piece of wood. Teddy falls to the ground in agony as the two men start to land several stomps to almost every part of his body. Finally the smaller statured man stands over the bloodied Teddy. ??: More of this if you keep it up chump.The golden masked man lands one last shot to Teddy as he goes to say something else, as he pushes the big man and laughs as they run off together. ??: Can't believe this fool fell for this!The two can be heard laughing as they run off together, as we return to see Teddy coughing up a bit of blood looking in pretty terrible shape as we cut away. Current TimeBack at the arena we find ourselves looking at Brooke Bell getting touched up a bit in front of a mirror. Fixing her dress seemingly really going all out to look her best. She types in a number on her phone, listening to it ring. As we can vaguely hear the sound of it going to voicemail. She calls back a second time only to be forced to leave a voicemail. Brooke Bell: Hi Teddy this is Brooke...Just had to get a new phone so sorry about the late call. But I guess you didn't really want to go out to dinner after all. Your loss. Loser.Seemingly a bit annoyed at the fact she went to voicemail and certainly not used to being ignored, a very annoyed tone to her voice. Though she does seem to some what regret the last bit of the message. Brooke Bell: Whatever....Shaking her head and setting the phone down angrily to the side of her, before throwing on a freshly bought Gucci jacket on over her dress before walking off.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:07:39 GMT -5
Sue Cooley vs. Captain Action
“Boy Named Sue” plays and he comes out looking pissed the fuck off. The crowd is already on his ass … CROWD: “YOUR NAME IS SUE HOW DO YOU DO?” Clap-clap-stompstompstomp Adelene Floyd: Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the Boy Named Sue (she giggles)... Sue Cooley. He gets into some heated exchanges with some of the fans before finally making it to the ring and entering. He flips them all off as he goes to his corner getting into the ref’s face because he thinks the ref is making fun of his name too. Jimmy Garcia: Singles action coming up!The CAPTAIN runs full speed towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and strikes his best superhero pose in the middle of the ring. CAP then makes his way to the corner, climbing the turnbuckle and waving to the crowd. JJ Biggs: One half of the Cruiserweight Tag Team Champions and my man is insane!DING DING DING The two superstars rush at each other and hit a double crossbody at the same time! They go down! The ref starts to count! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9.. Both men are up! Jimmy Garcia: Whoa, I thought it was going to be over right there!Both men charge at each other and hit double clotheslines! Both men back down! The ref starts his count.. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Both men stir to their feet.. JJ Biggs: Both men on the same page offensively!They step to each other and both hit a right hook at the same time and stumble back away from each other. Sue rushes into the corner but Cap ducks and Sue crashes into the turnbuckles chest first and Sue picks him up hitting a back suplex! Cap jumps to the top rope and goes for the Big Splash! Jimmy Garcia: He hit it!JJ Biggs: No, Sue moves out of the way!Sue goes to the apron and slingshot flips into the ring and goes for his buckshot but Cap ducks and then rolls him up! One! Two! Three! Jimmy Garcia: HE GOT THE WIN!!JJ Biggs: ITS OVER!Jimmy Garcia: CAP JUST STOLE ONE HERE!Sue gets up and argues with the ref but Cap grabs his Cruiserweight Tag Team title and jumps up and down and then runs around the ring a few times and heads up the ramp. Sue flips through the ropes to the outside and is mad. We go to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:08:23 GMT -5
A Familiar Face Is Back..
We fade back from commercial and Bolas is walking down the hallway. Just then a WHACK is heard and Bolas goes down! Jimmy Garcia: BOLAS JUST GOT HIT WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!The figure picks up Bolas and throws him over some production boxes! Bolas spills over them to the cement floor. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!?JJ Biggs: HE LOOKS FAMILIAR!!The man picks up Bolas and its still not clear who it is, he walks him a few steps over and picks him up and slams him through a catering table! Food flying everywhere! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!! THATS.. THATS!!The figure bends down over Bolas and the camera zooms in and the man removes his hoodie on his sweater. JJ Biggs: J.C. KEETON HAS RETURNED?!Keeton kneeling over Bolas who is in pain on the table debris.. JC Keeton: Miss me?Keeton winks and stands up as the crowd boos. Jimmy Garcia: OH MY!!JJ Biggs: THE FORMER CHAMPION, THE FORMER FACE THAT RAN THE PLACE IS BACK ON CRUISERCLASH!!We fade out to a commercial as some producers and interns tend to Bolas.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:11:31 GMT -5
Schorg Bros v Indie Rebellion
Indie Rebellion enters the stage as the drum intro begins. They sneer at the crowd, with resounding boos. The fist bump and begin their walk to the ring, Laurens cracking his knuckles and neck. Martinez goads the crowd on the way down the ramp. Adilene Floyd: Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 339 pounds. The team of Mason Martinez and Christian Laurens, INDIE REBELLION! The two stop at the foot of the ramp, focusing on the match ahead as they slide in the ring. They settle into their corner, playing rochambeau* to decide who starts. DING DING DING Christian works on Chris Schorg with a collection of wear down moves; sleepers, arm bar, and a leg lock. With each move Schorg gets to the rope but is unable to get the energy to make the tag. The crowd is clearly in support of the Schorg Bros tonight. They urge on the exhausted Chris; desperately hoping that he makes the tag. Christian and Mason make quick tags that keep the worn down Chris in the ring. Chris Schorg has slightly recovered from his stint in the ring. Ricky and Chris exchange several quick tags. They double team Christian while never leaving their corner. Double suplexes, double backdrops, double dropkicks, back to back running knee lifts to Christian in the corner both hit their mark and Laurens fall flat on his face in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: And now, Ricky, the legal man, comes off the top with a moonsault. Christian Laurens is up and slides into the ring. He clubs Chris Schorg in the back of the head and sends him reeling to the outside. JJ Biggs: Shitfire! Laurens is able to catch Rick in mid air and execute a flapjack!Jimmy Garcia: He’s trying to set up the Killshot! I don’t know if Wayne has the energy to perform the springboard x-factor. I mean he just took two thirds of the Schorg Bros finisher.JJ Biggs: He did it! He used what looks like his last bit of energy to nail the springboard x-factor and complete the Kill Shot. Christian Laurens drags his partner’s body and places an arm over Ricky Schorg.Jimmy Garcia: Smart move by Laurens. He stands guard, waiting for a possible save attempt by Chris Schorg as the referee counts1.. 2.. THREE!! Jimmy Garcia: That’s it! The Indie Rebellion takes the win. What a match. The future of the cruiserweight tag team division is bright. JJ Biggs: Let’s head to our next action.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:13:18 GMT -5
In Ring Segment With Trey Bouchet..
"Versace" by Migos plays as the lights in the arena dim, walking out from the back wearing a tight fitting green dress, is Brooke Bell. Looking down at some of the jewelry on her wrist, flossing it for the crowd. Starting her trek down to the ring now, taking her time ignoring the fans disdain. Jimmy Garcia: It appears CruiserClash is about to be blessed by an appearance by Brooke Bell.Brooke stops as she reaches the bottom of the ramp to do a little bit of a spin before walking around the edge of the ring. She takes her time getting into the ring where she grabs a microphone to speak to the crowd. Brooke Bell: Thank you, thank you! I appreciate all the love. As you have all seen the past few weeks your girl is back. My son is getting ready for his return match. And Bell Enterprises is open for business. And the first man I picked up is none other than a suplex loving super talent. A cruiserweight with so much potential and who will later tonight go on to earn his opportunity at All-In. That man is Trey Bouchet!Pointing to the backstage area, Brooke places a hand on her hip as “Higher Ground” by Red Hot Chili Peppers echoes through the speakers. Trey Bouchet appears. He's in his ring gear but is wearing his new "Suplex" shirt that pays tribute to the classic Superman shield logo. For some reason he is also carrying a pair of wrestling boots. The Cajun Catapult wastes no time walking down to and entering the ring. He accepts the microphone from Brooke. Trey Bouchet: Thank you Brooke. I'm stoked to be one of Bell Enterprises clients. You've been doing great for me and it's because of you I'm going to win tonight and get one step closer to bringing the All-In briefcase to CruiserClash!He pauses to let the audience react to his declaration. Trey Bouchet: But I'm not out here just to predict victory. Nope. This is the first episode of Plexhibition: the forum where I prove that the suplex is the most dangerous weapon in a wrestler's arsenal, and I am that weapon's deadliest wielder. Tonight, I will do what has never been done before. Y'all heard of the plexpression: suplexed a person out of their boots? Well, I'm going to literally flip the script. I will suplex a person into their boots!!He holds up the shoes. Trey Bouchet: And that person will be none other than my new manager- Brooke Bell!Trey says this however while the fans seem excited by the idea Brooke does not, having not expected to be the one on the receiving end. Brooke responds with a laugh at first thinking he was joking but realizing he is serious she straightens up. Pretending she knew about this all along Brooke fixes her dress and laughs. Brooke Bell: Of course! That sounds great...Be careful...Bell sets her microphone down. She unstraps her heels and removes them setting them aside, seeming to be delaying. Timidly she turns around to take the suplex as Trey sets down the boots. Brooke closes her eyes as she waits. Now it was Trey's turn to look nervous. He tapped Brooke on the shoulder. Trey Bouchet: Um, Brooke, see, uh, for the trick to work, the suplex has to be... belly to belly.Audience of which Clash is filmed live in front of: OOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOO!!!!!JJ Biggs: Hehehhe. Clever way for Bouchet to get some 'face to face time' with Brooke Bell!Jimmy Garcia: I'm sure it's totally innocent! Trey has a girlfriendBrooke slowly turns so she is facing Trey eyes still closed due to her fears of this potentially not working. As she waits for Trey to do his thing. The Cajun Catapult wraps her up in his arms, lifts, pops his hips, and sends Brooke flying. She flips mid-air and comes down directly into her designer boots with only the slightest of wobbles on the dismount. The crowd pops huge! JJ Biggs: Bah Gawhd he did it!Jimmy Garcia: I can't believe what I just saw!Trey celebrates by jumping up and down and pumping his fist like Jordan circa 1989 after snatching Craig Ehlo's soul. Brooke seems as shocked as everyone else. As Trey seems fully prepared to suplex his way to victory later tonight. As the show continues.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:14:52 GMT -5
Karlie Nash Segment
Jenna: Please welcome my guest Karlie Nash, tonight Karlie you have an opportunity to earn your spot in the All-in Ladder match at Uprising.Karlie Nash: last week, I stood on the apron the entire match, waiting for my opportunity to enter the match, but as everyone saw I had to wait until the very end to to take my shot, and like always it was an impact shot wasn’t it, tonight, I fight the three men who were my partners last week, two of which don’t not deserve the opportunity to be in the all-in match, and Damian yeah he's been around this business as long as I have, has won titles in every federation he has competed in, so you can make a strong case for Damian Kaine being deserving of being in the All-in ladder match at Uprising, but more deserves it more, the answer Jenna is me,
I’ve had to fight claw and scratch for everything I’ve achieved in this business, yet people think I am undeserving, that I haven’t earned this opportunity.. Tonight I’m going to punch, claw and scratch and punch my ticket to Uprising and the All-in Ladder match, guaranteed.
She exits the frame and we fade to commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:17:17 GMT -5
The Carnivore Ministry Debut
Daniel comes out as the opening notes of “Cult of Personality” by Living Colour plays before "Lamento Della Ninfo" rings out of the PA as Papa John's Pizza Man walks out onto the stage. Daniel and Papa John’s Pizza Man march down to the ring followed by their small group of cultists that are throwing meat lovers pizza into the crowd who, although still readily booing the cults, readily accept it. Daniel and Papa John’s Pizza Man are not even glancing at the crowd as they enter the ring. Jimmy Garcia: Well! The Carnivore Ministry is here! The newest tag team here in CruiserClash. The only one to team together due to a Food Eating Competition, as well. J.J Biggs: These two wackjobs are as different as they come. I walked past them backstage, bickering like crazy. You'd think Food Cults would be less confrontational a hobby but I...guess not. Still, I doubt it'll be long before they win this one.Inside the ring are two slim African American wrestlers, one has a streak in his black hair as the other is clean shaven with red wrestling trunks. A graphic pops revealing the names of the new tag team as Lucky Junior and 'Chocolate' Chip of their opponent Carnivore's own Slaughterhouse Gym. Carnivore and Lucky start off circling each other, the two tie up before Carnivore puts Lucky in a headlock. Lucky throws Carnivore off and ducks down as Carnivore comes off the ropes, Carnivore hits the other ropes but Chip grabs him! Lucky goes for a big right hand but Carnivore ducks at the last second as Lucky knocks Chip off the apron! Carnivore hits a right hand, two left hands, sends Lucky to the ropes, Lucky reverses and gets his head down. Carnivore comes off the ropes, somersaults next to his opponents before taunting revealing stars on his new gloves. Carnivore jumps and kicks Lucky in the face. Carnivore puts Lucky in a headlock before hitting a bionic elbow. Carnivore puts Lucky in a headlock again and tags in Pizza Man. Pizza Man continues the headlock on Lucky and really wrenches it. Lucky tries to reverse with a Toss Powerbomb but Pizza Man continues the headlock, reverses and hits an Atomic Drop to Lucky! Lucky tags in Chip, Pizza Man and Chip circle around. The two legal competitors tie up but Pizza Man hits a hip toss! Chip gets up and Pizza Man hits an arm drag! Pizza Man tags in Carnivore, the two send Chip into the ropes before hitting a double clothesline. Carnivore really wrenches Chip's arm. Carnivore sends Chip into the corner and then biel tosses him into the center of the ring. Chip gets up and Carnivore hits an arm drag then elbows his arm! Carnivore tags Pizza Man back in, Pizza Man goes second rope before dropping the elbow on Chip's arm! Pizza Man wrenches the arm and tags in Carnivore, Carnivore elbows Chip's arm! Chip hits a turnbuckle slam to Carnivore, brings him across to his corner and does it again before tagging in Lucky. Lucky sends Carnivore into the ropes and hits a good right hand to Carnivore's gut. Lucky hits a right hand to Carnivore's heart then body slams him! Lucky goes for a jumping reverse back elbow but Carnivore rolls out the way! Carnivore tags in Pizza Man. Pizza Man hits three right hands to Lucky's head, sends Lucky into the ropes, Flapjack by Pizza Man into a Jumping Cutter by Carnivore! Chip gets in the ring but Carnivore hits a Shotgun Dropkick sending him over the top rope! Carnivore gets on the apron as Pizza Man covers Lucky! 1... 2... 3! DING DING DING!! Carnivore enters the ring as the referee goes to check on Lucky, PJPM and Carnivore raise their hands in the middle of the ring. Jimmy Garcia: A decent win! They carry on like that and this pairing could rise up through the division quickly!! PJPM calls for a microphone and the two Carnivore Ministry celebrate to some boos, clinking their microphones together like some Papa John's Sprite. PJPM: ANOTHER VICTORY TO THE COLLECTION OF THE JAPA DE LA POHN!!!
In 1997, during the first days of Human Enterprise, whilst the words of man were still in the process of creation, a saying was developed by a man.
"There is no greater fear, that the fear of the unknown,"
Was that man an employee of Papa John's? The crowd murmurs a little bit. PJPM: NO!!! SO HIS INCORRECTNESS SURGED FROM INSIDE OF HIM, FOR ALL TO SEE!!
Before you stand the prophets of all that is good within the puny, skin-filled grasps of sentience. You know of us. And yet you shall fear our Great Reckoning all the same.
Teams of the Tag of the Weights of the Cruisers. It matters not where you stand, not what you think, now that your nauseous organ of thinks and thoughts.
If thou refuses Papa John's thou shall pay!
Thou's hope shall be eaten!
Thou's will shall be evaporated!
Thou's human nature shall be cast to the depths of all pain and false truths and thou shalt finally be adjudicated by the unforgiving judgement of the Car-
The unforgiving judgement of the Carniv-
The-
I refuse to let this stand, adjust the nomanculture. Carnivore: No. PJPM: Prithee!! I prithee you!! This cannot be allowed to breathe the gen of oxy!! IT DOES NOT DIRECTLT ADVERTISE PAPA JOHN'S-! Carnivore: Ah!! PJPM turns around, Carnivore urgently beckons him and they hith put the microphones down and start bickering slightly. PJPM appears to be trying to reason with Daniel Dream who just seems absolutely done with the Pizza nonsense. Eventually they start shouting. Shouts of "nomanculture's", "legally binding contracts", "contracts", "pizza being dumb", can all be faintly heard before PJPM eventually just grumbles and faces the crowd once again. The crowd boo as he raises the microphone to his disgusted looking face. PJPM: I-.. Alas, as i has't did state!! we shalt defeat all contingents yond standeth!
Thou's ambitions shalt beest et'rnally, f'rtuitously annex'd by the-.
By the-..
By the-..
By Carnivore and I. I refuse to state the-Carnivore: I'm just trying to get you to say the team name! PJPM: Why not just steal my liver while thou is at it, you dignity-purloining shade!! Why not- Carnivore: I tried. I failed. I’m out!Carnivore storms out the ring. PJPM notices this and aggressively throws his microphone down and follows his Tag Partner, bickering all the way. Jimmy Garcia: Err… okay maybe not if they carry on just like that. J.J Biggs: Got no idea where that pairing's gonna go. We got more Cruiserweight action coming up!! Stay tuned!!
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:19:15 GMT -5
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:34:10 GMT -5
Spayde Interview
Backstage, Jenna Bauer is standing by with Spayde Martinez. Jenna Bauer: ADub fans! I’m here with one of the newest sensations of CruiserClash, Spayde Martinez, the self-professed Women’s Champion of Action Wrestling…Spayde recoils from Jenna’s analysis. Spayde Martinez: Self-professed, Jenna? Hell no. I AM the Women’s Champion, not just of Action Wrestling but of the WHOLE DAMN WORLD!Jenna politely smiles and nods before continuing. Jenna Bauer: Yes, of course. Well, last week, you debuted in Action Wrestling by making an open challenge which was answered by Nikki Vaughn. Spayde barks. Spayde Martinez: And you all saw what fucking happened. I broke Karlie Nash’s favorite toy!Jenna Bauer: Last week, you demanded that Action Wrestling find you someone better.Spayde Martinez: And you see how I’m not in the ring tonight? Action Wrestling fucking failed. Jenna Bauer: So where do you go from here, Spayde?Spayde Martinez: I continue to flex my muscle and do whatever I want to whomever I want, but you know what matters almost as much as what I do next, Jenna?Jenna Bauer: Tell us, Spayde! What is it?Spayde Martinez: As I thought about it all week, I realized something… I ripped the head right off of Karlie’s favorite Barbie and what did she do about it? NOTHING. She didn’t come to ringside to pull me off. She didn’t call me out afterwards. Not only did she not SAY shit, she just didn’t do SHIT! Maybe that’s because she actually hates Nikki, but I’d guess that it’s actually because she doesn’t have the fucking guts to step up to the Women’s Champion! She can’t take the risk of standing up just to get knocked right back on her ass. But I’m about to sit down and watch this main event, and Jenna, I wish Karlie luck. Jenna Bauer: That’s nice of you, Spayde. Spayde Martinez: I’m only wishing her luck because I’d love to know that the next bitch with my target drawn on her back is walking into Uprising looking to win that briefcase. If she won’t avenge her friend by choice, I’ll force her hand. I just hope she washes that elderly poon stink off her goddamn hands before I put that bitch to work. Jenna’s face turns sour and Spayde walks out of the shot.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:37:03 GMT -5
All-In Qualifier Fatal Fourway Trey Bouchet vs. Alex Scott vs. Karlie Nash vs. Damian Kaine
Adilene Floyd: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, with the winner advancing to the All-In match at Uprising.Knuckle Up by Snowgoons blasts in the arena as Karlie steps on the stage with her back to the crown. Adilene Floyd: Introducing from St. Paul Minnesota and accompanied to the ring by Hilda Meyer weighing one hundred and seventy two-pounds, The Premier Athlete Karlie Nash.Karlie walks to the ring ignoring the crowd, she climbs the ropes from the outside, and gives a thumbs down to the fans, then lowers her hood and smirks at the crowd, she steps down from the ropes inside the ring, removes her hoodie and stretches in the corner. “Higher Ground” by Red Hot Chili Peppers plays. Adeline Floyd: “Representing Point-Aux-Chenes, Louisiana and weighing in at 201 pounds, ‘The Cajun Catapult’ Trey Bouchet!”Trey wastes no time with theatrics. Totally in the zone, ‘The Suplexpert’ does not interact with the fans as he power walks to the ring. Once at the apron he climbs the steps, wipes his feet, and ducks between the ropes. Trey moves to the middle of the ring, faces the hard camera, points up with both hands before bringing them down and sweeping them side to side in a horizontal fashion while simultaneously shaking his head in the negative. Finally cracking a smile, he moves to his corner. Adilene Floyd: From Anaheim California, Alex Scott."Fight Like the Devil" begins, and there is a brief murmuring of fans. As the song picks up, Alex Scott parts the curtain, a look of focus and minor indifference on his face. He shows very little emotion, walking to the ring in his hooded sweatshirt, tights and boots. He hits the ring, uses the ropes to stretch, and then sits on the top turnbuckle, mentally preparing himself to wrestle. The lights go out in the arena as the crowd comes to a hush. Blue spotlights circle around the crowd as Starset’s “Carnivore” plays through the loudspeakers. The spotlights focus on the stage as Damian Kaine. Adilene Floyd: Hailing from Statesboro, Georgia! Weighing in at 182 pounds, he is the Invincible, Damian Kaine!Damian stops at the head of the ramp. He looks out to the crowd, proud. Then, as the lyrics begin, he begins hopping down the ramp, slapping hands with the fans. He stops at the bottom of the ramp and eyes his opponent. He smiles and slides in under the bottom rope, jumping to his feet and getting on the top rope. JJ Biggs: Four great competitors, one goal, the All-In ladder match at Uprising.Ding Ding. Alex and Damian lock up, Trey goes for a handshake with Karlie, who smirks and backs up. Damian gains the advantage on Alex, with several quick knees to the gut of Alex followed by repeated forearm shots. Karlie and Trey jockey for position, Trey pushes Karlie into the corner, and delivers a series of knife edge chops. The crowd began a stupid Woooo chat as Karlie reverses and delivers a series of left and right hands to the ribs of Trey, Karlie snapmares Trey out of the corner and follows up with a rolling neck snap. Damian and Alex exchange in striking match Alex lands the final shot a hard right that drops Damian who slides out of the ring, Alex follows him out and they brawl around the ringside area, Alex whips Damian into the barrier, damian stumbles forward and Alex connects with a european uppercut, Alex hooks and delivers a suplex to Damian unto the arena floor. Karlie has Trey locked in a Boston Crab, Trey maneuvers getting his arms on the bottom rope, Karlie keeps the move locked in and continues to wrench the back of Trey, Karlie breaks the hold and slides out of the ring and boots Trey in the side of the head.. Alex tosses Damian back inside the ring, Damian slides backward, as Alex reaches down to pick him up, Damian pokes Alex in the eye, and rolls Alex into a small package. One. Kick Out by Alex. Karlie is choking Trey on the bottom rope, she smirks knowing that the ref can’t disqualify her. Damian kicks Alex in the ribs, Damian picks Alex up and whips him into the ropes, and drops down to the mat, Alex runs and steps over Damian right into a Karlie drop kick, Karlie goes for and pin One. Damian and Trey break the count. Damian and Trey throw hands as Karlie stomps Alex. Damian attempts to Irish Trey who goes behind Damian then goes behind Trey, and goes for a german suplex, Trey conute by rolling forward catching Damian in a pinfall attempt. Karlie boots Trey in the face breaking the count, Alex drops Karlie with an inverted DDT and covers. One Trey breaks up the pin. JJ Biggs: Finally everyone is engaged in this match, it's a fight to the finish here in Wichita.Jimmy Garcia: Indeed partner, Wichita is witnessing what cruiserweight wrestling and cruiser clash are all about.Trey and Alex argue, as Karlie and Damian grab quick rollups. Karlie grabs a handful of Alex tights, but only gets two. Trey kicks out at two. Karlie gouges the eyes of Alex then runs his head across the top rope, then repeatedly slams his head into the corner turnbuckle, karlie then drops Alex with a headbutt, then chokes him in the corner. Trey catches, Damian with a knee then delivers a quick snap suplex and floats over into a pin, Damian kicks out at two, Trey whips Damian into the corner, his forehead collides with the back of karlie head and they both go down, Trey pounces on karlie for the pin. One Two. Hilda pulls Trey out of the ring, she smirks, raises her arms and back up, Alex dives through the ropes taking out Trey. Karlie and Damian dive over the ropes taking out Alex. Karlie observed the carnage outside and slides out and reaches under the ring pulling out a kendo stick, Karlie unleashes a barrage on her three competitors, grabbing Damian and tossing him into the ring and quickly covers. One Two. Kick out by Damian. Karlie lifts Damian into a Muay Thai clinch, followed by a series of Knees strikes, a butterfly suplex, then cranks on the neck of Alex slides back in the ring, and kicks Karlie in the back, Trey slides back in and hits a German suplex on Alex, Karlie connects with a Russian leg sweep backbreaker to Trey, Damian kicks karlie in the gut and drops her with a DDT, Damian kips up and is nailed by a spinning back fist from Alex,Alex tosses Karlie out of the ring, and drops Trey with a Super kick, he turns around and is on the receiving end of a Damian low blow, Damian hooks Alex and connects with the “Khalifa Drop” and covers. One two Karlie slides in and breaks it up! Jimmy Garcia: Whoa!! Where did she come from!?Karlie picks up Damian but he hits a few strikes and is off to the ropes but she hits THE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!! JJ Biggs: DOWN GOES KAINE!!Trey grabs Karlie and hits a German Suplex but she lands on her feet!! Jimmy Garcia: WHOA!!Trey rushes but she lifts him over the ropes and throws him out of the ring! Alex Scott staggers to his feet and Karlie hits UPPER BODY INJURY!! Karlie covers Scott!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Jimmy Garcia: KARLIE NASH IS GOING TO ALL-IN!!JJ Biggs: WHAT A WIN!!Karlie Nash stands up and taunts over Scotts body! The ref raises her arm but she takes her arm back and shoves the ref out of the way and leans against the ropes taunting some more. JJ Biggs: Karlie found that second gear, found that second breath and struck when the time was right!Jimmy Garcia: It's official! Karlie Nash represents the Cruiserweight division in All-In and she'll be competing for the briefcase.. in which it gives you a Championship opportunity anytime, anywhere!JJ Biggs: Wow, what a match!Jimmy Garcia: Karlie Nash called her shot and swung for the fences. Homerun here tonight!Karlie is up the ramp posing some more. We fade to a commercial.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:37:41 GMT -5
The titantron starts to flash for a moment almost like it goes out. Then text start to float around on the screen. MY
The word appears on the titantron before vanishing and before more letters start to float over the screen. ACTIONS
Talking and chatting start to come over the crowd as they start to look at each other wondering if this is part of their scheduled programming. SPEAK
After the word speak slowly fades off the screen a buzzing comes across the arena almost like a microphone plugged in. The crowd almost panics unknown of whats going on. LOUDER THAN MY WORDS!
The audio kicks in with a mans voice aggressively speaking into the microphone as the titantron and lights shut off for a moment before they come back on like normal. Almost like nothing ever happened in the show with the logo flashing on the titantron again and the background music on the speaker system.
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Post by Action Reel on Aug 10, 2020 19:40:05 GMT -5
Teo Blaze Addresses The Roster & Uprising..
Jimmy Garcia: Welcome back to CruiserCla-The lights begin flashing wildly, alternating between plain white light and dark red shades, as a haunting, almost sinister sound fills the arena. Suddenly, a roaring guitar riff echoes throughout the arena as a crash of static appears on the screens, followed by a message: Technical Difficulties, Please do not Adjust your Set. Jimmy Garcia: Well, here we go! The Champion is in the house! He's on his way!The static is consumed by a smiling, dark red face as the ramp lights up with a burst of flame! The instant the flames fade, standing in the center, as though the flames themselves had summoned him, is Teo Blaze. He wears a bright red and gold mask over his face, matching the face that appeared on the tron moments ago. He turns towards the ring, his head hanging slightly to one side limply, even unnaturally, then slowly, he reaches up, and with his left hand...he removes the mask to reveal his face, an expression of wild abandon etched across it, a crooked smile showing a row of bright teeth. With a sinister laugh, he begins walking purposefully towards the ring, his eyes wild with anticipation- yet there is a determined swagger in his step, and as he walks up the stairs to the ring, he holds out the mask in front of him with one hand, the smile on his face matching the mask's smile perfectly. Finally, he steps into the ring, adjusts his Championship on the shoulder and the crowd goes crazy as the music fades. JJ Biggs: The Champion here to address the roster!Teo Blaze: Uprising is just a few weeks away and I-Heavy guitar distortion cuts through the arena as all the lights shut off, minus a gaggle of blue and green on the stage... Jimmy Garcia: What the hell!?"FIGHT!!!" "2nd Sucks" by A Day To Remember starts blaring as lights explode throughout the arena and the words growl sending a shiver up every collective spine in attendance. Jimmy Garcia: OHHHH MYYYY ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!JJ Biggs: NOOOO WAY!!Jimmy Garcia: WE KNOW WHO THAT IS!!Kaz Mazy is on the stage in the spotlight and the crowd is popping. Jimmy Garcia: KAZ IS HERE ON CRUISERCLASH!!Kaz walks down the ramp confidently and full of swag. He stops at the bottom of the ramp as the crowd still pops. Teo in the middle of the ring with the Championship belt on his shoulder watching all of this. Kaz is on the apron and looks out at the crowd where they go insane one more time. Kaz dips into the ring and turns his attention to Teo. The music fades. JJ Biggs: KAZ IS IN THE RING FACE TO FACE WITH THE CHAMPION!!The two just stare at each other and Teo takes the Championship belt off his shoulder and adjusts it in his hand and then raises it in the air. KAZ HITS THE RKO!! Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!JJ Biggs: THE RKAZRO!!Jimmy Garcia: HE JUST PUT THE CHAMPION DOWN!Kaz is already back up and standing over Teo who is laid out on his stomach. The crowd is booing. Kaz turns to the hard cam and shrugs it off. Jimmy Garcia: WHAT THE HELL!!JJ Biggs: THATS IT?! DID KAZ JUST LAY IT ALL ON THE TABLE?! Jimmy Garcia: HE JUST LAID THE CHAMPION OUT!!The show begins to fade. Jimmy Garcia: WE'RE OUT OF TIME ON CRUISERCLASH!! WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!
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