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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Aug 25, 2020 6:18:16 GMT -5
I got really drunk last week, and somehow ended up with nudes of Alex Richards. Bid on them sickos.
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Sept 10, 2020 8:00:27 GMT -5
I may or may not have a 20x20 section of fencing used in a certain hell in a cell match between a miscreant from Florida and a pompous Brit. It may have been a match of the year. I also can, hypothetically, send a panel van with said dimensions of chain-link upon payment within 24 hrs of receipt.
Real inquiries only!
SOLD - Auction Closed
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Teo Blaze
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Post by Teo Blaze on Sept 10, 2020 9:35:52 GMT -5
I got really drunk last week, and somehow ended up with nudes of Alex Richards. Bid on them sickos. @trailblazer I think those might have just been his 2017 Christmas cards.
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Sept 23, 2020 22:50:03 GMT -5
Welcome back, Action Heroes! Today we have a fantastic deal for you. Something special for all those people with a hoarding room they disguise as a party show-and-tell piece. Admit it nerds! You are collecting... but I digress!
Today's auction will last until the final pinfall of Execution. And what could I have on display that's so spectacular that it is impending upon your most faithful business owner to disclose at this time? Well you have to wait.
You guessed it! Look for the announcement at Execution! So bring your wallets, Credit Cards and Bit Coin! You don't want to be the one fan - a true Action Hero in heart and soul - to miss this grand opportunity! Stay Tuned!
S A T I S F A C T I O N !
G A U R A N T E E D !
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Oct 4, 2020 13:45:48 GMT -5
Last week might have be a live action debacle - BUT FEAR NOT! - we are back this week with a very special Clash 100 homage. Another piece of Action history none of you faithful will want to miss! A drumroll please!
That's right, it's a preserved sandwich one gummed and also promptly signed by former AW enhancement act, Hobo!
It might a be a sandwich on the outside, but the history is richer than its mayonnaise.
Bids open this Sat at 12pm / Noon EST
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Oct 9, 2020 12:12:59 GMT -5
Last week might have be a live action debacle - BUT FEAR NOT! - we are back this week with a very special Clash 100 homage. Another piece of Action history none of you faithful will want to miss! A drumroll please!
That's right, it's a preserved sandwich one gummed and also promptly signed by former AW enhancement act, Hobo! It might a be a sandwich on the outside, but the history is richer than its mayonnaise. Bids open this Sat at 12pm / Noon EST Whoever ate the sandwich during the press event - DON'T THINK I WON'T GUT YOU FOR STOLEN MERCHANDISE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL STILL SELL IT TOO!!!!!!
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Oct 20, 2020 21:12:55 GMT -5
So this past week-and-a-half was a huge success. I have new deals coming soon, but only for those top tier buyers.
WHAT'S THAT - YOU WANT TO BECOME TOP TIER? THEN STOP ASKING HOW AND BUY SOMETHING FROM THE SITE TODAY!
More to come - STAY TUNED!
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Oct 23, 2020 13:45:36 GMT -5
Announcing our new Customer Appreciation Levels for those that have proven themselves a trusted ally of Ordbids.com!!
1st Tier - Companions - Those that enter first level status will have a 5% discount on all non-exempt products + 1 free quarterly gift (+Shipping and Processing)(Contingent US States ONLY) + 500 free Orbux for bidding
2nd Tier - Heroes - Those that enter 2nd tier get a 10% discount on the same items + quarterly gift (+Shipping and Processing)(Contingent US States ONLY) + the ability to enter select auctions (**includes monthly membership charge**)(**No PayPal**)(Taxes and Tariffs apply) + 1,000 free Orbux
3rd Tier - Gold Status - All the same perks as Heroes, BUT, includes membership to live stream auction w/ Orret (May be pre-recorded)(separate memberships required) + a bi-annual gift of signed merchandise (***certificate of authenticity included***) + 5,000 free Orbux
4th Tier - Goldrock Status - Retain all Gold Status Perks + 1 annual special gift + 10,000 free Orbux
***Note: Exchange rate of 1 USD to 100 Orbux****Orbux not exchangeable for cash or credit refund******Orbux cannot be shopped or traded between members**** ****Orbux expire after 180 days of purchase****Membership auto-renew***Cancellations do not end current monthly billing period***
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Nov 8, 2020 8:40:50 GMT -5
Welcome one and all to the new generation of currency exchange. I do hope that all of out Action Heroes out there had a chance to see this beauty before auction - because this one is going to change the game itself! ***!!Caution!! The following item may be illegal to own in the state of Hawaii and other locales where there may be laws of geographic exploitation!!***
I introduce to you now the next great piece to you mac cave experience. Something so grand that it will turn heads and make your otherwise shabby wall of little football helmets or other memorabilia look like you bought them from Avon. That's right... I present you a capsule of pure volcanic rock. It has metamorphized into precious obsidian glass that our artisan has shaped into one-of-a-kind formations! Now on the surface it shines off the shelf. Those of wrestling lore, and those still paying attention, will realize these stones have an actual percentage of the late, great Bobby Cairo inside its very rock. Expert geologists have confirmed his greatness pressured by hellfire into every startling shard of its VERY original rock formation. $89.99 / 6 easy payments of $14.99 | Not for retail or resell! | Limit of TWO per household | We no longer accept Paypal |
Only 12 left! Don't delay, and you could own this piece of WCF history in your squabbling homes! Join the Orbids.com family today and become a 4th tier patron for exclusive preorders and other perks
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jan 5, 2021 14:11:38 GMT -5
BIG AUCTION SOON! STAY TUNED!
AUCTION CLOSED
ALSO, CONSIDER THIS MY FULL RESIGNATION FROM AN OTHERWISE LUCARATIVE ENVIRONMENT. DETAILS TONIGHT! DON'T BE LATE OR MIGHT MISS OUT ON A HUGE OPPORTUNITY OF YOUR MEASLEY LIFETIMES!
MIDNIGHT! EASTERN TIME! DO IT!
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jan 5, 2021 14:43:20 GMT -5
Spoilers: I may have a certain trophy with video proof of the item's validity. It's relation to Howard Black is PURE SPECULATION and is no way confirmed nor denied by my people. The auction will have the answers. Qualified bids may come now, but if have to ask the reserve price - YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD IT!
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jan 6, 2021 1:56:06 GMT -5
@stuartslane
$20
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Post by VivianRae on Jan 6, 2021 2:24:31 GMT -5
@villainessjade If you come across any unused gimmicks during your travels let ya girl know. I know someone in much need of a new one.
*Spayde*
Oopsie... That wasn't supposed to be there... Who put that there...
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jan 6, 2021 5:15:33 GMT -5
Auction now closed - sold to anonymous buyer. I'll see you... no I won't! Retirement for the best and my dust for the rest!
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jan 6, 2021 7:13:41 GMT -5
@stuartslane
Should have known this was a scam
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Mar 13, 2021 4:09:25 GMT -5
Retirement is for the poor and weak!
I am now opening bids at this hour for a slightly used piece of AW hardware - SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY -
All authenticity can be verified upon request of serious buyers!
LET THE BIDDING BEGIN!
OOC - FIRST!!! GO HERE FOR IN STORY CONTEXT!!!!
AUCTION CLOSED
*NOTE: YOU MUST PURCHASE 4TH LEVEL PERKS FROM ORBIDS . COM (OOC: don't go there bc I don't own the domain)*
**ALL SALES ARE FINAL - REFUNDS WILL NEVER BE GRANTED**
***ORBUX LOYALTY POINTS CANNOT BE CONVERTED FOR SPECIALTY AUCTION PURCHASES***
****WE DO NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL, PRE-PAID/RELOADABLE CARDS OR CASH APP OF ANY KIND****
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Post by Trey Bouchet on Mar 13, 2021 6:22:24 GMT -5
@bouchettrey
That kid's had a rough couple weeks
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Post by Max f'n Daemon on Mar 13, 2021 9:59:03 GMT -5
@maxdaemon2
Ha! Boy howdy ya' better believe Miss Lindbergh saw that shit.
You'll both be getting a call soon.
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Post by Johnny Bacchus on Mar 13, 2021 10:45:43 GMT -5
goddamnit i just spent the last of my money on fake yeezys
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Post by Azurine Vebbins on Mar 16, 2021 13:46:34 GMT -5
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