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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 5, 2020 17:29:14 GMT -5
Greetings adventurers! have you ever wanted to feel like a bad ass centurion - well you're in luck! Today, and for only the next 24 hours, place your bids on this authentic piece of Roman history. That's right, we have for your distinct pleasure the very chest plate of Marc Anthony. And no, not that creep Madonna dated for a while. The right hand hunk of Julius Caesar. Pursuer and justice-dealer to the conspirators of the Roman Emperor's assassination. You can own this piece of Roman history now! Bidding ends 7/6/20 SOLD OUT
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Jul 5, 2020 19:53:31 GMT -5
I like this.
If y'all want, I can just go die and this this for free
For 20 bucks, I'll make sure Cleopatra pisses on it.
Corey bull, I'm lookin at you.
But I ain't gone step on my mans hustle like that
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 5, 2020 19:59:32 GMT -5
You're an enterprising soul, maybe you'd like one of her - recreated because I literally couldn't find it vacuous space of time - bee sticks. Not saying more *nudge nudge*
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Jul 5, 2020 20:22:27 GMT -5
You're an enterprising soul, maybe you'd like one of her - recreated because I literally couldn't find it vacuous space of time - bee sticks. Not saying more *nudge nudge* Couldnt find it? Orr, the customers always right. I'll go put a trumpet in her asshole tonight. That smooth jazz gone have the flavor. But I get it. Time travels a bitch. Shes a heart breaker
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 5, 2020 21:05:56 GMT -5
douche' my friend undead friend.
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 7, 2020 7:24:55 GMT -5
To the wise ass that said I didn't steal this from a moment in history, but instead, the WCF archives locked away in a boxed titled "Bates' shit" someone in Las Vegas ... well I'd tell you to get a job. I just made 600 bucks while you made laundry a bit more precious with all the socks your very earthly mother had to wash. How about you cram it and buy that poor saint a decent dinner? Oh, and consider yourself blocked.
New auction coming soon!
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 8, 2020 3:03:21 GMT -5
Next order of business is a simple shot. I have in storage 200 officially signed posters from UCI mid-carder Jonas St. Remington, now employed by another company - or so my sources say - but that doesn't mean that you Action heroes out there can't own your own piece of wrestling history! Get yours today! Pricing starts at 129.99. Includes certificate of authenticity. Limited 3 per household. Pricing is NON-NEGOTIABLE! Shipping IS NOT INCLUDED! NO REFUNDS or RETURNS! **Note: We are practicing every sanitary protocol - per CDC recommendations - LESS THAN 5 LEFT!! **
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Jul 8, 2020 3:07:38 GMT -5
... a breast plate AND a box labeled Bates?
Mother of god....
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 20, 2020 14:30:59 GMT -5
Welcome back Action Heroes! Tonight we have a very special piece of wrestle-cana for you... dating back to 2018, from the bowels of strong style Japan, I have procured for your expert tastes a piece no one in this business can pass up. I present to you in stunning 24k gold - over 40 pounds of of it! - the New Blood Puroresu World Championship!Get into the strong style mood and compete against the likes to which nobody had ever seen or remembered by wearing the famed "Big Cheese Belt" as envisioned by the late Masuda Jubei on another of his failed endeavors. Are you ready to rumble? Or are you just going to keep asking yourself that same question: Am I WORTH IT?!! Of course you are! ** SOLD ***
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Orbids.com
Jul 21, 2020 19:16:00 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Jay Omega on Jul 21, 2020 19:16:00 GMT -5
@emperorscorpion
I don't care who bids what, I will outbid them significantly; that belt has sentimental value to me and I will have it. Contact me to arrange payment and shipping.
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 22, 2020 13:37:55 GMT -5
Sold! It'll be in the cargo hold - I know it's no good you dead! Pleasure to do business with you!
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 27, 2020 13:24:29 GMT -5
UNRELEASED UCI COLLECTIBLE!! ONLY 7 LEFT!! ACT NOW!!
Get ready Action Heroes - do we have a special deal for you! Direct from factory production, and into your hands contact-free, we have another treasure trove the good days of United Champion Infinite! I introduce to you quite an oinker for sure... quality products from TY the makers of '90s sensation and source of many cluttered closets across the country - those goddamn Beanie Babies! ...it's deal you can't pass up! An exclusive handshake between UCI's management, and likely inebriated owner, Spencer Adams, and that soulless production of otherwise useless fluff comes a brainchild no one bit on the first time. Except now it's an actual collector's item! Now who's making money, you frauds! ... but I digress ... now for the drum roll! I present to you a micro plush of one Percy Micro! A fan favorite in the arms of Brent Alpine! Also includes golden feet for perceived value and ludicrousness! Don't be the rib of jokes between true UCI fans! Get your piece of history today! ***Stock limited to 1 per customer or while supplies last! NO REFUNDS!! NO EXCHANGES OR RETURNS!!****
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Orbids.com
Jul 27, 2020 17:29:54 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Jay Omega on Jul 27, 2020 17:29:54 GMT -5
@emperorscorpion
Fuck me, this is why you shouldn't make online purchases when blitzed out of your gourd; this is not the belt I thought it was when I bought it. Oh well.
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 27, 2020 20:29:49 GMT -5
Tough cookies - thems the breaks of capitalism adventurer! At least you're a world champion now!
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Orbids.com
Jul 27, 2020 20:50:40 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Jay Omega on Jul 27, 2020 20:50:40 GMT -5
@emperorscorpion
I'm Champion of dozens of world's, I was just high as balls and thought that was the New Japan Bloodsport Championship; a title I won on Earth WUX14.
@emperorscorpion
Maybe I should challenge Sierra Silver for that Multiuniversal Championship of hers; I think I'm more fit to hold it
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Jul 28, 2020 0:44:31 GMT -5
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 28, 2020 7:50:30 GMT -5
UNRELEASED UCI COLLECTIBLE!! ONLY 7 LEFT!! ACT NOW!!
Get ready Action Heroes - do we have a special deal for you! Direct from factory production, and into your hands contact-free, we have another treasure trove the good days of United Champion Infinite! I introduce to you quite an oinker for sure... quality products from TY the makers of '90s sensation and source of many cluttered closets across the country - those goddamn Beanie Babies! ...it's deal you can't pass up! An exclusive handshake between UCI's management, and likely inebriated owner, Spencer Adams, and that soulless production of otherwise useless fluff comes a brainchild no one bit on the first time. Except now it's an actual collector's item! Now who's making money, you frauds! ... but I digress ... now for the drum roll! I present to you a micro plush of one Percy Micro! A fan favorite in the arms of Brent Alpine! Also includes golden feet for perceived value and ludicrousness! Don't be the rib of jokes between true UCI fans! Get your piece of history today! ***Stock limited to 1 per customer or while supplies last! NO REFUNDS!! NO EXCHANGES OR RETURNS!!**** @stuartslane I had no idea Percy Micro appeared in UCI. I assume it's Percy Micro II given the fate of the original. Regardless, I am interested in purchasing one.
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Aug 13, 2020 14:18:20 GMT -5
@orretgoldrock
Whoever changed the security code at AW's warehouse needs to call me ASAP! Great fortunes await you!
@orretgoldrock
I am also totally in medieval Europe right now and not trying to breaking into said warehouse with bolt cutters. You can all now return to your obscure pornography.
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Post by 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗬 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞 on Aug 13, 2020 14:25:38 GMT -5
Welcome back Action Heroes! Tonight we have a very special piece of wrestle-cana for you... dating back to 2018, from the bowels of strong style Japan, I have procured for your expert tastes a piece no one in this business can pass up. I present to you in stunning 24k gold - over 40 pounds of of it! - the New Blood Puroresu World Championship!Get into the strong style mood and compete against the likes to which nobody had ever seen or remembered by wearing the famed "Big Cheese Belt" as envisioned by the late Masuda Jubei on another of his failed endeavors. Are you ready to rumble? Or are you just going to keep asking yourself that same question: Am I WORTH IT?!! Of course you are! ** SOLD ***
@black I'll take it.
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Post by Orret the Match Writer on Aug 14, 2020 2:16:40 GMT -5
Good, it's already on it's way - since the other guy overdrafted! Take your prize!
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