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Post by Kendra Watterson on Jan 22, 2018 21:02:40 GMT -5
THE FOLLOWING IS LEAKED INFORMATION - DO NOT READ FURTHER UNLESS AUTHORIZED
The Pablo Gang - New Mexican Cartel - MS-13-A-Mania
Source: MNN - Mexican News Network.
[Classified]- Pablo Rodriguez of the 'Pablo Gang' stole from the New Mexican Cartel. The man known as Mortez is believed to be connected to the MS-13 which is affiliated with Action Wrestling's Gravedigger. In a odd twist, it turns out former N'Sync performer Joey Fatone... the FAT- ONE for those unaware. The singer song writer is rumored to be a carrier of the drugs. What a twist, huh? Didn't see that coming, did you idiots? Los Angeles police department has a informant and source that have connected drug dealings within a wrestling company. Under high surveillance AW has denied all allegations.
[Classified] - Sending in two narcotics officers into Action Wrestling undercover as employees. Wrestlers as a matter of fact. Officer Jessica Cannon and Chief Donald Jackson. These two agents must uncover the drug trafficking going on within this company... if any drug trafficking is happening at all. And hopefully make some money and win some championship belts. And, just have fun ya know? Why everything gotta be stressful, right? Their mission begins as the company gathers new roster members as we speak. Cannon and Jackson have already signed contracts. The mission is set. Good luck, both of you.
This information is classified and shouldn't be viewed for public viewing. If you are viewing this, please notify your nearest police station or FBI right now. Or shoot yourself in the head three times.
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T.F.K.
Professional Wrestler
Tailor Made For Greatness
Posts: 549
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Post by T.F.K. on Jan 24, 2018 16:15:08 GMT -5
Hey sweet heart, my dad was wanting to know if he could buy the movie rights to your story here.
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Post by Kendra Watterson on Jan 24, 2018 18:57:17 GMT -5
@jesscando
I don't own any rights to this. I mean, do I plan to write a book about it? Absolutely! Do I want a film project based on whatever happens on this mission? Sure. As long as they don't cast Melissa McCarthy as me. Tell your father that we can set up a meeting when everything is settled and the mission is complete.
(I mean, I don't have any idea what you are talking about. This is CLASSIFIED information, sir.)
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Post by Camila Gonzalez on Jan 25, 2018 16:55:11 GMT -5
@goddessofaction Five seconds and we already have a pig in the company. Fuck the police!
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Post by Kendra Watterson on Jan 25, 2018 17:23:06 GMT -5
@jesscanndo
Yes, F' THE POLICE INDEED. I hate cops. I mean who ordered bacon with their wrestling? OINK, OINK! We should hang out sometime Camilla. Just me and you. In a room with a large mirror... talk about life, love, the bizz and drugs and guns... and boys! Just speak loud and clear, I'm hard of hearing...
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Post by Camila Gonzalez on Jan 25, 2018 18:02:35 GMT -5
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