Post by Action Reel on May 5, 2020 17:47:47 GMT -5
After the intro plays, fireworks spark throughout the stage, enticing the crowd! Soon afterwards, “New Eden” by Animals as Leaders plays, Jason Zurra, accompanied by Roku Xete hit the stage.
Oda Niko: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Xete Roku, and the Commissioner of New Blood Puroresu... Jason Zurra!!
St. Remi: I am so excited for this episode of Monday, Bloody Monday everyone! Let's see what "the Commish" has in store for us tonight!
Jason and Roku make it to the ring, with help from the black shirts. Niko hands her mic to Jason.
Jason: Welcome to Monday, Bloody Monday everyone!
The crowd cheers with excitement!
Jason: I want to get to the action quickly, so I will keep this short and sweet. After many sour words and actions from the Southern Militia, we have welcomed them to the Ronin Division. Lance Walker and I did some brainstorming, and came up with an idea. We'll pit them both in a tag team match, BUT… they will be in opposite teams!
The crowd ooohs.
Jason: So… let's find out who each member is teamed up with, and how they will do against each other.
Black shirts, along with Roku, assist Jason to ringside. “Cowboy Way” by Hell Yeah plays out the Southern Militia now sporting their white gi but with camo sash belts. They approach the ring without looking across to one another.
Jason(in English): Yes, that’s it you two. Go on in the ring.
They enter from opposite ring ladders before taking opposing corners. A referee greets each, another face of someone in developmental territory. First hits “National Emblem” with the approach of Grampa Mayhem wearing his gi top but only a pair of tightie whities. He looks lost until black shirts come to his aid. They try to help in him backstage, but he has a fit.
Jason: Come on! Get him out of here. He can’t wrestling looking – just him out of here.
They finally show him back up the ramp when “Fat Bottom Girls” hits at the entranceway. Lucy Midnight, the reformed sex worker, comes thundering towards the ring. She makes it halfway, when Grampa Mayhem clotheslines her head almost clean off, all to the chagrin of Commissioner Zurra.
Jason(in English): Well, seems you boys earned a singles match. Hit the damn bell.
TJ and Wes begin with standard wrestling. They transition from hammerlocks into arm wringers, then back into one or the other dominating from the rear clutch. Fans soon catch on to their ruse – way after Jason Zurra and Roku have. He whispers something to his bodyguard sending the big man into action. He slips in the ring and slams TJ Wilson with a surprise straightjacket suplex, which tore him from a lazy rest-hold. Wes doesn’t see a huge yakuza kick cracking him up the side of his head. Roku continues his attack the ringleader by locking in a vicious stretch muffler. Unbridled strength suspends him from the ground in a helpless position. TJ comes bursting from nowhere landing a low blow followed immediately by an atomic drop. Stunned, He goes to front for a reverse atomic drop. Limping, but still on two feet, Wes Stevens hits a super kick that TJ ridges into spin-out spinebuster, completing their now famous “Rebel Yell” team finish. Both place a foot on his veiny barrel of a chest. The ref shrugs and counts.
1!
2!!
3!!!
“Cowboy Way” plays them out to a growing pop in the crowd. The Commissioner just seethes at ringside as the cameras pan to the victorious duo leaving the arena.
Oda Niko: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Xete Roku, and the Commissioner of New Blood Puroresu... Jason Zurra!!
St. Remi: I am so excited for this episode of Monday, Bloody Monday everyone! Let's see what "the Commish" has in store for us tonight!
Jason and Roku make it to the ring, with help from the black shirts. Niko hands her mic to Jason.
Jason: Welcome to Monday, Bloody Monday everyone!
The crowd cheers with excitement!
Jason: I want to get to the action quickly, so I will keep this short and sweet. After many sour words and actions from the Southern Militia, we have welcomed them to the Ronin Division. Lance Walker and I did some brainstorming, and came up with an idea. We'll pit them both in a tag team match, BUT… they will be in opposite teams!
The crowd ooohs.
Jason: So… let's find out who each member is teamed up with, and how they will do against each other.
Black shirts, along with Roku, assist Jason to ringside. “Cowboy Way” by Hell Yeah plays out the Southern Militia now sporting their white gi but with camo sash belts. They approach the ring without looking across to one another.
Jason(in English): Yes, that’s it you two. Go on in the ring.
They enter from opposite ring ladders before taking opposing corners. A referee greets each, another face of someone in developmental territory. First hits “National Emblem” with the approach of Grampa Mayhem wearing his gi top but only a pair of tightie whities. He looks lost until black shirts come to his aid. They try to help in him backstage, but he has a fit.
Jason: Come on! Get him out of here. He can’t wrestling looking – just him out of here.
They finally show him back up the ramp when “Fat Bottom Girls” hits at the entranceway. Lucy Midnight, the reformed sex worker, comes thundering towards the ring. She makes it halfway, when Grampa Mayhem clotheslines her head almost clean off, all to the chagrin of Commissioner Zurra.
Jason(in English): Well, seems you boys earned a singles match. Hit the damn bell.
TJ and Wes begin with standard wrestling. They transition from hammerlocks into arm wringers, then back into one or the other dominating from the rear clutch. Fans soon catch on to their ruse – way after Jason Zurra and Roku have. He whispers something to his bodyguard sending the big man into action. He slips in the ring and slams TJ Wilson with a surprise straightjacket suplex, which tore him from a lazy rest-hold. Wes doesn’t see a huge yakuza kick cracking him up the side of his head. Roku continues his attack the ringleader by locking in a vicious stretch muffler. Unbridled strength suspends him from the ground in a helpless position. TJ comes bursting from nowhere landing a low blow followed immediately by an atomic drop. Stunned, He goes to front for a reverse atomic drop. Limping, but still on two feet, Wes Stevens hits a super kick that TJ ridges into spin-out spinebuster, completing their now famous “Rebel Yell” team finish. Both place a foot on his veiny barrel of a chest. The ref shrugs and counts.
1!
2!!
3!!!
“Cowboy Way” plays them out to a growing pop in the crowd. The Commissioner just seethes at ringside as the cameras pan to the victorious duo leaving the arena.