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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 31, 2020 7:23:49 GMT -5
Shadowlove ✔ @handsomehalf-breedNow, now @stuartslane, before you get all huffy and puffy, I would refer you to your very own “fake” news promo that was cut against me a few days ago, you know, The Official Online Newsletter of the Friends of Stuart Slane Committee?
#Slane’sSelectiveAmnesia You accepted my open challenge without knowing the stipulations didn't you?
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Post by Shadowlove on Jul 31, 2020 7:33:24 GMT -5
Shadowlove ✔ @handsomehalf-breedNow, now @stuartslane, before you get all huffy and puffy, I would refer you to your very own “fake” news promo that was cut against me a few days ago, you know, The Official Online Newsletter of the Friends of Stuart Slane Committee?
#Slane’sSelectiveAmnesia You accepted my open challenge without knowing the stipulations didn't you? Shadowlove ✔ @handsomehalf-breedIndeed. I’m a man of my word. But are you a man of your word?
#NowPayTheHariuddoburondoConglomerateCharity
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 31, 2020 8:03:21 GMT -5
You accepted my open challenge without knowing the stipulations didn't you? Shadowlove ✔ @handsomehalf-breedIndeed. I’m a man of my word. But are you a man of your word?
#NowPayTheHariuddoburondoConglomerateCharity
@stuartslane Flattered you think beating me is worth $100K but no. The FoSSC's donation maxes out at $4k and is for legit charities only not some shell corporation you use to pay for your Brazilian wax jobs
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Post by Shadowlove on Jul 31, 2020 11:50:24 GMT -5
Shadowlove ✔ @handsomehalf-breedHere you are spreading false innuendo and false rumors about a perfectly fine and legitimate Japanese business organization like The Hariuddoburondo Conglomerate.
Unfortunately, you’re coming up just a tad short on the going rate for one of my celebrity appearances. Your childish insults are just as insulting as your “charitable” offer. Quid pro quo, Clarice.
Your Friends of Stuart Slane Committee will just have to sell a few more kidneys on the black market, my friend. Call me, I know a few shady people. You’re just $96,000 dollars shy of experiencing the greatness of my seductive handsomeness.
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Post by Stuart Slane on Jul 31, 2020 17:59:47 GMT -5
Shadowlove ✔ @handsomehalf-breedHere you are spreading false innuendo and false rumors about a perfectly fine and legitimate Japanese business organization like The Hariuddoburondo Conglomerate.
Unfortunately, you’re coming up just a tad short on the going rate for one of my celebrity appearances. Your childish insults are just as insulting as your “charitable” offer. Quid pro quo, Clarice.
Your Friends of Stuart Slane Committee will just have to sell a few more kidneys on the black market, my friend. Call me, I know a few shady people. You’re just $96,000 dollars shy of experiencing the greatness of my seductive handsomeness. @stuartslane This isn't a negotiation. You say "quid pro quo" I say "caveat emptor". Either honor the terms of the challenge or don't.
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Post by Shadowlove on Jul 31, 2020 18:22:25 GMT -5
Shadowlove ✔ @handsomehalf-breedYou really think that the buyer alone is responsible for checking the quality and suitability of goods before a purchase is made? Well, your palate as a connoisseur of tag-team wrestling and choices of women lately is lacking taste and leaves much to be desired. You should leave that kind of thing to the professionals like me, my friend...
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Post by Stuart Slane on Aug 10, 2020 22:51:34 GMT -5
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Post by Amelia Abernathy on Aug 11, 2020 0:06:47 GMT -5
Um, what?
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Post by Stuart Slane on Aug 11, 2020 3:43:03 GMT -5
@stuartslane It's been suggested as entrance music for AberSlane. Thoughts? I know the song carries certain connotations but remember music is often metaphor
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Post by Stuart Slane on Sept 7, 2020 19:42:58 GMT -5
@stuartslane
No good deed goes unpunished
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Post by Stuart Slane on Sept 15, 2020 21:27:40 GMT -5
@stuartslane (via Twitlonger) Despite the tragedies of recent weeks it is clear Action Wrestling still does not care about the well-being of its workers. Ergo, it falls upon me to make the decision for them: Slane v MacNeill is off. Cormack MacNeill has neither the physical or mental fortitude to compete in a Last Man Standing Match. If I agreed to face him under those stipulations at Execution I would be figuratively signing his death warrant. I will not take part in such reckless barbarities. I will not follow in the footsteps of Frank Lowe, and I do hope Mr. MacNeill chooses not to follow in the footsteps of Nathaniel Gust (RIP). Thank you. -SS
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Sept 15, 2020 21:52:44 GMT -5
So much for trustworthy and brave....
Now I can see why your an Ex Scoutmaster.
You're quick to call me out and just as quick to turn tail and run.
I guess my last gift to AW is to show them the coward in their midst.
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Post by Stuart Slane on Sept 15, 2020 22:16:51 GMT -5
@stuartslane
You are mistaking kindness for weakness, sir.
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Sept 17, 2020 23:01:32 GMT -5
And you haven't figured it out yet.
You made it personal.
The fight is happening.
Whether its in the ring, the parking lot, the grocery store....
Doesn't matter.
If you can't catch lightning you shouldn't have called the thunder
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Post by Stuart Slane on Sept 17, 2020 23:11:50 GMT -5
And you haven't figured it out yet. You made it personal. The fight is happening. Whether its in the ring, the parking lot, the grocery store.... Doesn't matter. If you can't catch lightning you shouldn't have called the thunder @stuartslane No, sir, I did not make it personal. You are taking my professional observations personally, which is regretful. As for your threat, it is duly noted, and will be reported to the appropriate authorities, for your own sake.
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Sept 18, 2020 18:37:01 GMT -5
Good Idea.
You'll need them.
It's obvious you aren't brave enough to face me on your own.
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Post by Stuart Slane on Sept 18, 2020 20:48:05 GMT -5
Good Idea. You'll need them. It's obvious you aren't brave enough to face me on your own. @stuartslane It is clear you are unwilling to take no for an answer. Therefore I have given my representative the authority to put forward a counter-proposal that I feel will be satisfactory to all parties. Expect to hear from her shortly. -SS
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Sept 19, 2020 18:03:43 GMT -5
You have my answer Slane.
Time to show the world what you're really made of
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Post by Stuart Slane on Sept 19, 2020 21:18:54 GMT -5
@stuartslane (via Twitlonger)
You challenge my character? I'm Stuart Slane: the most honorable person in this misbegotten sport. I fear no one. And I won't be goaded into taking a match that will only end with blood on my hands. Find someone else to be your executioner MacNeill: I will not be party an attempted "Suicide by Slane" -SS
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Post by Cormack MacNeill on Sept 20, 2020 15:29:23 GMT -5
I've had blood on my hands before. So have you.
But what you need to clear up is the stink of shame.
You both need a reminder of what blood and shame look like.
And I'm the man to deliver laddie.
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