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Post by Dandy DiVito on Apr 23, 2020 21:20:04 GMT -5
Wit' all the scissorin' you doin', I'da thought yo' ass coulda cut Jesus down from that ol' cross...
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Post by Dandy DiVito on Apr 24, 2020 14:37:30 GMT -5
Psalm97:10 Let those who love the LORD hate evil, for he guards the lives of his faithful ones and delivers them from the hand of the wicked. Karlie 1:1 Let those who love that sweet ol' lady gash love the all you can eat poon buffet that is an old folk's home
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Post by Ned the Intern on Apr 24, 2020 14:38:07 GMT -5
Deuteronomy 23:1
“No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
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Post by Derrick Vayden on Apr 24, 2020 14:38:40 GMT -5
@thewandererdv Oh fuck I should not have shown these to Magic. He is freaking out
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Post by Dandy DiVito on Apr 24, 2020 14:42:45 GMT -5
Deuteronomy 23:1 “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." Ain't nothin' in tha' book eva spoke to me like that one that says A-Dick ( Alex Richards) can't get into heaven...
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Post by Ned the Intern on Apr 24, 2020 14:44:01 GMT -5
Not all dogs go to Heaven.
Or any dogs.
Because they're not people.
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Post by Derrick Vayden on Apr 24, 2020 18:50:17 GMT -5
@magicman Oh HELL no!
@thewandererdv *replying to magicman Magic chill the fuck out
@magicman *replying to thewandererdv No! She shamelessly fucks anything with a snatch and now all of a sudden she’s quoting my dad like she’s a middle age soccer mom who just signed up for Facebook! It’s bullshit!
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Post by Alex Richards on Apr 24, 2020 19:22:56 GMT -5
Deuteronomy 23:1 “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." Ain't nothin' in tha' book eva spoke to me like that one that says A-Dick ( Alex Richards ) can't get into heaven... Actually I've already been to heaven. Died after a massive heart attack. But they sent me back. Heaven couldn't handle all of this. Seriously.
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Kancer
Professional Wrestler
Posts: 128
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Post by Kancer on Apr 24, 2020 20:37:24 GMT -5
Deuteronomy 23:1 “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord." @kancerofaw I know, I know, kayfabe... but I had to RT
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Post by Ned the Intern on Apr 26, 2020 18:15:42 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Dandy DiVito on Apr 26, 2020 20:35:34 GMT -5
"Remember The Sabbath and Keep it holy" Yeah, man. Ozzy was the shit.
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Kancer
Professional Wrestler
Posts: 128
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Post by Kancer on Apr 26, 2020 21:36:30 GMT -5
"Remember The Sabbath and Keep it holy" Yeah, man. Ozzy was the shit. @kancerofaw SHARON!!!!
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Post by Derrick Vayden on Apr 28, 2020 22:21:48 GMT -5
Revelation 15:1. I saw in heaven another great and marvelous sign: seven angels with the seven last plagues—last because with them God’s wrath is completed. @magicman Oh it’s so cute how you think dad’s done spanking your collective ass
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Post by Dandy DiVito on Apr 29, 2020 1:13:33 GMT -5
Revelation 15:1. I saw in heaven another great and marvelous sign: seven angels with the seven last plagues—last because with them God’s wrath is completed. Them ain't plagues, K-Gnash. Them's STDs. Usually penicillin'll make 'em go away.
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Post by Karlie Nash on Apr 30, 2020 23:01:41 GMT -5
Matthew 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 2, 2020 13:57:26 GMT -5
Hebrews 1:1-4
1 God, who at sundry times and in divers manners spake in time past unto the fathers by the prophets,
2 Hath in these last days spoken unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed heir of all things, by whom also he made the worlds;
3 Who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high:
4 Being made so much better than the angels, as he hath by inheritance obtained a more excellent name than they.
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 4, 2020 2:15:49 GMT -5
Psalm 34:19
Many are the afflictions of the righteous: but the LORD delivereth him out of them all.
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 4, 2020 23:05:41 GMT -5
Job 28:1
Surely there is a vein for the silver, and a place for gold where they fine it.
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 4, 2020 23:11:30 GMT -5
Jeremiah 29:11 - For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the LORD, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
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Post by Karlie Nash on May 5, 2020 21:01:03 GMT -5
Romans 12:2
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect.
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