The face your mother will love
Jan 22, 2018 10:16:49 GMT -5
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Post by T.F.K. on Jan 22, 2018 10:16:49 GMT -5
Cameras roll from black to a cascading mountain top flowing down through a bubbling brook in the middle of a forest.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
In a WORLD that has been over saturated with normal Joe schmucks and people who can't seem to see the mountains through the trees. ONE man has proven to break that mold.
Pause for sake of that dramatic build up.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
That MAN is Thaddeus Fr-
Sound the needle running across a record.
(T.F.K.)
That’ll do pig, that'll do. I'll make sure you get a bump in pay if you don't blast my sir name out there again.
The godlike camera swings around to a handsome strong jawed man with a million dollar smile resting firmly on his lips.
(T.F.K.)
The name’s T.F.K. and running roughshod on your franchise is the game. I am like no other man who has come before me and the moment that first bell is rung, you will all know my name. Thaddeus King is your future World champion, because a man of my caliber isn't here in Action Wrestling to play flipping tiddlywinks. Oh no, I'm here to be the FACE that runs this place. A face that your mother can love…
Thad gives an obnoxious open mouth smile.
(T.F.K.)
That's the first mistake my ex girlfriend made because she introduced me to her even hotter mother.
Insert drum roll for fan fare.
(T.F.K.)
I kid, I kid. She wasn't that hot, but I'm getting off track here. This is about what T.F.K. has to bring to Action Wrestling and that my friends is this…
The godlike camera pulls back to show Thad posing showing off all of T.F.K.
(T.F.K.)
I, Thaddeus King was carved from the very mountains you see before you… I've been eroded and I have taking my licks, but it has only hardened me. Imagine, some said I was too privileged and that my silver spoon was too much for a movie director's son.
T.F.K. casually shows his million dollar smile as he runs his left index finger down his strong jaw line.
(T.F.K.)
Not a single thing matters once you see this star quality face staring back at you. I may have come from a life without struggle, but it doesn't take losing my parents at a young age, living on the streets, and choosing to wrestle around the world to fill a void to make me a top notch wrestler. Oh no, those guys are idiots. I'm the guy who got the fancy cars and the sloots throwing themselves at me nightly. I'm the guy who realized I didn't want to play an extra in my dad’s shitty movies anymore.
Thad shrugs and breaks character a bit.
(T.F.K.)
Sorry dad.
Bouncing back into the swing of things now.
(T.F.K.)
As I was saying, it didn't take being an outcast loser for me to get to be this pedigree of talent in the ring. All I had to do is wake up and say, it's time for this GUY to become THEE GUY in sports entertainment. I mean if Dwayne Johnson can bounce around and become The Franchise Rebooter… Then why can't Thaddeus King not become the destined Franchise Killer?
The godlike camera looks up to some dark clouds rolling in and then it looks back to Thad.
(T.F.K.)
A bit poetic it seems with this storm coming in, don't you think? Action Wrestling, I hope you're ready, because it's only a matter of time before your end credits roll.
Thad smiles and does the international sign for cut.
(T.F.K.)
Take it back Mr. Theatrical movie trailer guy.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
Some say the end is nigh, but only one man gets to call cut at the end of this movie. That man is Thaddeus Fr- Ha, I mean T.F.K.
Thad shrugs with a smirk resting firmly on his face.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
That's right, it's THIS guy and he is destined to become THEE FIRST ACTION WORLD CHAMPION. A true champion and a face your…
Theatrical movie trailer guy breaks character.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
Do I really have to say this? I mean it's not going to become a “thing”.
(T.F.K.)
Just read it already!
Papers can be heard ruffling in frustration.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
Fine… A true champion and a face your mother can love.
The theatrical movie trailer guy breaks character again.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
Are we done then?
Thad still standing with an obnoxious pose.
(T.F.K.)
You're being a real twat here guy. You were supposed to end on a big note and then we let the eagle fly, eagle fly.
Theatrical movie trailer guy breaks character yet again.
(Theatrical movie trailer guy)
Thaddeus Franklin King for Action Wrestling and America, sound the fireworks and eagle.
Thad breaks the pose and steps toward the godlike camera in anger as fireworks go off, The Star Spangled Banner song plays, and an eagle is released that swoops over Thad’s head.
(T.F.K.)
God damn it, DON'T CALL ME FRANKLIN!
Thad stomps around and finally stands back before the godlike camera with his temper out of control.
(T.F.K.)
CUT!
Camera roll ends abruptly with the chaos going on around Thad.