Lockhart
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Post by Lockhart on Mar 27, 2020 7:34:22 GMT -5
We all like a little ego boost every now and again. These threads are usually pretty fun to have around, so I thought I'd bring it back. If you don't know what this is, basically just think of anytime you've read a shoot and made a stank face, and quote the specific line or portion of the shoot down below for the rest of us to see. Be sure to drop some succ down below for the homies. <3 To start us off, here's our boy Derrick Vayden giving Olive Adler the business. "Your daddy has you under his thumb in every way imaginable and you’re too much of a coward to do anything about it. You just sit there and take it like a good little bitch. Your older brother made a break for it at the first chance he got and that threw the rest of y’all into a tailspin. Figures the one person in your clan who had the brains to cut and run would be the one to fuck up everyone’s plans, huh? Hate to see it. Now you’re left like a deer in the headlights to pick up the pieces of your family turmoil and I can’t get enough of watching it." - actionwrestling.freeforums.net/thread/5601/believe-magic
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Olivia R. Adler
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2020 Philidor Holdings Intern of the Year
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Post by Olivia R. Adler on Mar 27, 2020 8:04:36 GMT -5
damn you stole what would've been my nomination!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2020 2:57:20 GMT -5
Phoenix with a nasty body blow: "An Open Letter: Beware"
"The rug was pulled out from you. Lex Collins, Terra Walker, and New York Cruze emerged and you were quickly dethroned. You never were seen in the main event scene again. You were no longer a hero. You were a nuisance. You were a fly in the house. You were the CoronaVirus equivalent in Trinity Wrestling. Trinity Wrestling died and with it your soul died too."
For those that had a great time in Trinity - O had an "oh shit" take for that one.
Also, Noris throwing some fun haymakers: "Manhood"
"...That’s’ what the human mind does. It doesn’t pay respect, it tactically searches for the advantage and that’s what my size does for you. Many people who are going to be watching in Denver, Colorado will be expecting Tai Vega to tranquilize Noris through his intimidating image and capitalize on that.
They’re wrong. There is no way in hell would I ever let fear possess me. Fear isn’t a word in my vocabulary; Courage is the title of my book. I’ve been through so much in my life that I welcome any obstacles in my way..."
Small man, huge heart - and you know what they say about big hearts (doughnut lover).
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Lockhart
Professional Wrestler
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Post by Lockhart on Mar 28, 2020 23:35:06 GMT -5
Richards vs. Flash had some bangers this week
"Okay, compliment over. Roasting session, Richards - you fat motherfucker. You sweat just standing there. So many chins Shawn Michaels fuckin' leg would get tired, waiting the return of the neck beard…better luck next year."
"Joey Flash is the synonym for excellence, Alex Richards is the synonym for drunk fat weirdo. You epitomise the term 'big for nothing'. How's the weather up there?! Fucking sad and depressing. You can't keep your friends around you, you can't even keep someone actively using you as a tool to further their own career around you. I'm not going to get personal about that shit with you, because our match isn't a personal issue for me. I am going to punch in, do my work and punch out. The fact you're my opponent gives me no extra spice or oomph, it doesn't drive me to really even go in on you Alex, like I said - I kinda like you. But hey, at least this match is a good thing for your career - I'd say it's a win/win scenario but there is one win in that clause that most certainly not be happening for you; so when you lose it's not like you'll lose any stock or anything in the company. This is a fan's half time half court shot for you, you're not expected to make it and no one will think bad of you when you miss - but what if? Right?"
"He set himself up as the leader of that group so he could lord his supposed greatness over the rest of the WCF. Makes me fucking sick. But that's what always made Joey Flash tick. Joey Flash is about having one of the best records in wrestling.. while doing the least fucking amount of work possible. Now Joey Flash is here in Action Wrestling.. but it's no coincidence he didn't join while Roy Speede was dominating, or Spencer Adams, or even Wade Moor.. he certainly didn't join while Ryan Lockhart was dominating. No.. he waited until there was no dominant champion. Now he's got his own thing.. The Red Robin Yum Match of the Week. As usual Joey Flash is calling his own shots. You fucked up Flash.. you fucked up big time."
"Joey Flash is Joseph's coping mechanism. He wants to be this arrogant greatest of all time blowhard who just rips through everyone.. but I'm sorry I don't buy it. It ain't really you. It's a mask you wear to hide from reality. I wish I was fighting the real badass in your family... but then I'd be fighting your wife wouldn't I, Joseph?"
Great stuff guys! Lived up to the "match of the week" title for sure
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Post by Joey Flash on Apr 6, 2020 0:56:34 GMT -5
Crow lays the smack down on the Adlers with this nugget.
"Same old entitled preppy bullshit in millenial drag. Beta cut outs from a Bret Easton Ellis novel, playing catcher in the rye on a Gatsby set."
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Post by Carter Shaw on Apr 20, 2020 8:29:50 GMT -5
Olive Adler just about melted my face off with this week's shoot directed at Geri Miller.
""That's it. That's your entire fucking career in microcosm: a lot of running and jumping, with absolutely nothing to show for it because, as it turns out, there's a ceiling that you hit when your most impressive athletic trait is your ability to fail upwards.
"You failed into allegedly being in the Royal Family: a stable that made a bunch of noise and then kinda faded as quickly as it formed. You failed into IllumiGnarly, and then when the stench of your constant failures weighed too heavily on the IllumiDaddy's conscience, he dumped your whole little clique and now you're in spin mode. Y'all dumped him, right? Don't worry, I believe you on that about as much as I believe in your alleged talent.""
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Olivia R. Adler
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2020 Philidor Holdings Intern of the Year
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Post by Olivia R. Adler on May 11, 2020 2:50:13 GMT -5
The boy Dandy out here swinging:
"It don’t take no fuckin’ genius to realize that bein’ in tha ring wit’ me ain’t exactly a fuckin’ gift yo’ ass gives a friend. It ain’t nothin’ no fuckin’ Make-A-Wish kids is askin’ fo’. It ain’t nothin’ NOBODY is knockin’ down the door to get. When you get in the ring wit’ Dandy DiVito, you ain’t leavin’ the same mo’fucka you was when you stepped in that bitch."
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Post by Carter Shaw on May 11, 2020 7:45:00 GMT -5
ANOTHER face-melter from Olive Adler...this time, in her shoot directed at Crow McMorris
"Maybe someday you'll realize your true calling and commit to being a pallbearer, so you can let down everyone who ever believed in you one more fucking time. You god damn fraud. You phony. All you are is a last name and a set of measurements."
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Post by Dandy DiVito on May 12, 2020 1:48:36 GMT -5
ANOTHER face-melter from Olive Adler...this time, in her shoot directed at Crow McMorris "All you are is a last name and a set of measurements." Ffffffffffffffuck. <3
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Post by Carter Shaw on May 18, 2020 7:55:10 GMT -5
From Dandy's "Roast 'Em"
"That kid is set up fo’ one of a very limited number of potential futures: either Geri gets confused an’ smokes the fuckin’ baby; you fail to understan’ how it feels to be loved and smother that li’l shit in false self-defense; or that youngin’ grows all the way up an’ realizes what fuckin’ shit show of a life you damned ‘em to and then to go the Menedez route and pop you off wit’ a 12-gauge while you sleepin’. An’ I can hear you now: DD, that’s dark, man. It’s too far. All I gotta say is so fuckin’ what? Sometimes the truth’s dark."
Jesus Christ haha
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Alexander Pasternak
Professional Wrestler
Disappointing diamonds are the rarest of them all.
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Post by Alexander Pasternak on Oct 9, 2020 15:55:28 GMT -5
Giving this thread some CPR to give love to my boy: "I know your type. I grew up going to school and playing football against them in Chadron; the type who insist “I’d have gone Special Forces but they couldn’t take me due to bone spurs, but don’t worry I respect our troops and I know Blue Lives Matter. So now I salute the boot stepping on me because I’m dumb enough to equate blind obedience to national pride as long as that boot is playing the Star Spangled Banner as covered by Toby Keith.” A lot of good old Nebraska boys whooped the shit out of a bunch of wannabe rebel Texans back in 1860 – and the whole damn arena is gonna be chanting “Do it again, Uncle Howie” when Zaigon drags your ass back to APW." - Howard Black, A Manifesto
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Post by Stuart Slane on Oct 14, 2020 19:29:08 GMT -5
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Post by David Sanchez on Oct 15, 2020 0:49:55 GMT -5
<3
This is something I plan to do after every PPV. I was originally going to do it in a back and forth email format to prefix my RPs but y'know, caps and shit lol.
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Ash Blake
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Say my name like a slur.
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Post by Ash Blake on Mar 29, 2021 20:10:24 GMT -5
Re-reviving this thread to give it up to hands down the best shooter in the fed murking Spencer Adams: "Look, Spencer, I understand finally getting that feather in your cap of pinning my tag partner really cemented your place as the greatest, but as much as that stung - it's a footnote in the history books at best. That's just you though, every little victory is met with fireworks and a marching band because 'oh fuck me it's Spencer Adams!' the guy Howard Black has been cucking in the ring and in life for the last five years." - Corey Black, Beyond Revenge
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Post by Johnny Bacchus on Mar 29, 2021 20:43:12 GMT -5
“ Pull a W out of my hat? That's not how it works A through I in the hat, J through Z up my sleeve. You need a role model. My greatest trick yet will be to pull your head out of your ass and put it straight through the ring.. An iconic look? Please. This tuxedo has more Twitter followers than you. But I do appreciate a man with a sense of style, and I think that Championship belt might just put me over the top.”
-Harvey Marx This was the moment I knew this was gonna be hard.
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Post by Harvey Marx on Mar 29, 2021 21:13:03 GMT -5
It was a GIF Johnny used in our match thread for timebomb. When I got a face full of that lady demon I understood his character immediately and knew I was in a great fight. Go Look at the picture of my defeat lol
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Dionysus
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Post by Dionysus on Apr 11, 2021 2:30:36 GMT -5
Okay, so it isn't exactly a line of shoot (since this happened after our shoot portion was done), but I ended up making this: And the one panel that makes me giggle with glee:
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Karlie Nash
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Post by Karlie Nash on Apr 11, 2021 3:05:16 GMT -5
Damn I wish I could shoot as good as those entries
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Post by Johnny Bacchus on Apr 17, 2021 13:32:52 GMT -5
Downfall with the heat: “ FPV made his "return" with the MMG back at Trios, and, after giving us a big, rah-rah-spiel about how he was so changed that he'd never again walk down to the ring in a hoodie and enter to emo music - such change, wow - he's proven himself only as a doormat. He was a non-factor this entire time. He hasn't even put forth the effort to be here on a weekly basis, and the most capacity he had for the shows was trying to get Nightingale's children taken away...
Before getting beaten so savagely by Nightingale he had to take a vacation to recover.”
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Karlie Nash
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Post by Karlie Nash on Apr 17, 2021 14:56:16 GMT -5
“Claire...I’m done playing nice with you. Time and time again I have held back…not because you’re a woman...but because I held just enough respect for you not to remove your head from your body. But at this point...it doesn’t matter anymore. You have become a shell of the woman you once were and you’re a joke in the locker room. I’m sending you home Claire...just not on your feet. Instead...you’ll be wearing something in pine...and boxy. Courtesy of the monster of the gallows.”
Corey Bull-The Hunger Returns
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