Post by Stepan Malikov on Jan 19, 2020 11:33:48 GMT -5
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'The following message is brought you by Stepan Malikov, sponsored by Malikovs Microwaves, home of the patented Malikov Turbowave 4000, the most powerful microwave on the market, for only fifty bucks, what a steal'
'Rest in Peace Henry Key, 1990 - 2020'
Cut to Stepan dancing in front of his green screen, his own theme playing in the background.
"Hello and welcome back to The Breakdown, i'm your host Stepan Malikov, and we have a packed show for you fine people tonight, so let's get to it".
Stepans theme fades out as he pulls out his remote.
"Firstly, let's address what happened on the last episode of Clash".
Stepan pushes a button on his remote, a picture of himself laying on the canvas as Kevin Bishop celebrates in the background appears behind him.
"As you probably know, it didn't go my way, which is unfortunate, but as is becoming a regular segment on this show, we all must leave the past behind, for only the future matters now, before we do though there is one more thing I would like to address that happened".
He pushes the button again, crowd audio from the match begins playing, the crowd chanting his name.
"You hear that, i'ts no secret that I have my fair share of both fans and haters, but this week, something amazing happened, the whole crowd was behind me, chanting for little old me, so I want to give a special shout out to the lovely people of Montgomery, you will always have a special place in my heart, which I may or may not have, moving on".
Another press of the button, a picture of Olive Adler appears.
"My next opponent, a miss Olivia Adler, who along with her brother Cassidy, are collectively known as The Fame Whores".
Stepan snickers to himself.
"You see, what we have here are your bog standard 'vloggers' or 'influencers', parasites that try and suck as much fame and attention as they can from idiots with nothing better to do, they have no talent, they contribute nothing of value to society, they only exist to conveniently attractive, and they can't even get that right".
Stepan shakes his head and sighs.
"This week, I play the part of the exterminator, freeing Action Wrestling from the plight of these parasites, and hopefully putting on a good show for all the fans, whom I love so very much, and to show my love we are having a huge giveaway, the first fifty people to call in will receive a free Malikovs Microwaves T-shirt, so get calling and we'll see you next week".
Cut To Black
*Video End*
'The following message is brought you by Stepan Malikov, sponsored by Malikovs Microwaves, home of the patented Malikov Turbowave 4000, the most powerful microwave on the market, for only fifty bucks, what a steal'
'Rest in Peace Henry Key, 1990 - 2020'
Cut to Stepan dancing in front of his green screen, his own theme playing in the background.
"Hello and welcome back to The Breakdown, i'm your host Stepan Malikov, and we have a packed show for you fine people tonight, so let's get to it".
Stepans theme fades out as he pulls out his remote.
"Firstly, let's address what happened on the last episode of Clash".
Stepan pushes a button on his remote, a picture of himself laying on the canvas as Kevin Bishop celebrates in the background appears behind him.
"As you probably know, it didn't go my way, which is unfortunate, but as is becoming a regular segment on this show, we all must leave the past behind, for only the future matters now, before we do though there is one more thing I would like to address that happened".
He pushes the button again, crowd audio from the match begins playing, the crowd chanting his name.
"You hear that, i'ts no secret that I have my fair share of both fans and haters, but this week, something amazing happened, the whole crowd was behind me, chanting for little old me, so I want to give a special shout out to the lovely people of Montgomery, you will always have a special place in my heart, which I may or may not have, moving on".
Another press of the button, a picture of Olive Adler appears.
"My next opponent, a miss Olivia Adler, who along with her brother Cassidy, are collectively known as The Fame Whores".
Stepan snickers to himself.
"You see, what we have here are your bog standard 'vloggers' or 'influencers', parasites that try and suck as much fame and attention as they can from idiots with nothing better to do, they have no talent, they contribute nothing of value to society, they only exist to conveniently attractive, and they can't even get that right".
Stepan shakes his head and sighs.
"This week, I play the part of the exterminator, freeing Action Wrestling from the plight of these parasites, and hopefully putting on a good show for all the fans, whom I love so very much, and to show my love we are having a huge giveaway, the first fifty people to call in will receive a free Malikovs Microwaves T-shirt, so get calling and we'll see you next week".
Cut To Black
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