Post by "The Yokai" Kabukii on Jan 18, 2020 17:20:46 GMT -5
"May I welcome you all to the AW CruiserClash Gender Equality conference, I'm elated to be your host tonight and let me tell you, we are ALL going to have equal amounts of 201fun!"
I look around and a few hands can be seen clapping out of obligated respect for the source material. My puppet Goldstein lapse it all up like a thirsty whore of a dog, desperate for attention… I gaze over at my frenemies, as my niece Ayana had called them just the other night after a long discussion about her studies, to which she ended our conversation with, what about you uncle Kabukii? And i replied speaking of these bakas…
Our prized champion who knows two important things very well, that I've noticed since coming to Action Wrestling… He knows how to fall from grace and wipe off the dirt to try it all over again… And he knows how to truly bide his time to strike once the iron is hot again… But even as bright as his future looks, everyone gets lost in The Mist and he too shall do the same…
My eyes cross over the table and I meet that dimwitted buffoon, Flop… I laugh thinking of how poorly the women looked in Cruiserweight Havoc and how this clown was even placed in it to begin with… He is the very embodiment of the word BAKA. He walks around loosid with free will and no structure… He's not a true competitor and probably an even worse partner…
"Sometimes we ALL have to work together for… Gonna steal this one from an old client, THE BETTERMENT of all competitors in this amazing sport we all love so much."
Hmph… I despise teaming with inferior men, but at least this time our foes aren't much of a team either. Bolas is about as useful as Flop, both BAKAS and both put on roster to be jobber to better competitors. Bolas has been given chances that anyone on roster would kill for and he has only choked.
Hungry doesn't describe him as much as it does his partners this week. Coming as far as I have in this industry, you learn to keep an eye on those who show any sorta sign of real talent. Baker and Keeton were standouts at Cruiserweight Havoc, no one can definitively take that away from them… They were no names who were given a chance to make a mark for themselves and in one night they did just that, which showed how HUNGRY they truly are.
"We can't continue to put a divide amongst the sexes in this industry, it's not fair to nameshame anyone on our rosters, be it Cruiser or not. Everyone deserves their moment in the godforsaken sun!"
They made it as far as they were meant to though, as was myself, because that one night was meant for QDT to earn his title back, because the prestige it carries around his waist. Sure knocking off Vayden felt good and it solidified my place in AW, but he choked when he climbed, unlike QDT. He made a big splash in the Havoc rumble, just as Baker and Keeton did in OUR rumble match, only difference amongst all of them, they didn't have The Yokai of Japan standing in their way after their successful standouts, besides Keeton… Which we all know what happened there... The young boy came out swinging and our combined efforts were too much for that weak spined Donald Deruty… Now Kabukii vs Keeton 2 comes with major stakes on the line… Winner gets a shot at the Cruiserweight Champion… An opportunity that Silver promised me from day one…
“Together we CAN DO ANYTHING!”
Something many wouldn't believe in, but with his mouth and my drive to BE THE BEST, the entire AW cruiserweight division has been put on notice since The Yokai has come.
“Action Wrestling can we ALL get behind this stand for Gender Equality?!”
I look around as the crowd claps and whistles, giving Silver exactly what he wants, but Flop is playing pick-a-boo with something in his inner coat pocket and QDT is spam swiping right on his cell phone.