(Kabuk)ii-Quali-D of Flopportuni-T 3
Jan 18, 2020 17:20:14 GMT -5
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Post by Flop on Jan 18, 2020 17:20:14 GMT -5
Three men walk into a bar. This is not a joke, it's QDT, Kabukii and Flop. They make their way to the countertop.
"Shots for everybody!" Flop yells at the top of his lungs and he is met by the raucous cheers of the crowd.
QDT looks at Flop with a disconcerting look. Flop, in arare moment of social clarity recognises the looks of concern across QDT's face. "Don't worry Cutie. We got this."
Flop punches Kabukii in the arm and hands him a tequila shot.
"Baka," mutters Kabukii before putting the shot back on the top of the bar.
Flop drinks both his shot and Kabukii's, as a young hot buxom blonde comes up to the trio. She reaches over Flop's shoulder making sure that he breasts rub against QDT as she grabs herself a shot
"Show us your tits," Flop shouts, "And I'll show you mine."
Flop turns to QDT "That's equality, right?"
QDT palms himself in the face, as the blonde lifts her top to allow Flop to see her gloriously round tits. Flop knowing what the right thing to do is to show his own manly breasts unbuttons his shirt and exposes his own chest.
"Oh! Yours a much bigger than mine. I have a big penis. Do you want to see?" Flop asks our buxom blonde friend, who is just chaining shot after shot of tequila together.
QDT quickly stops Flop from undoing his pants in the middle of the bar.
"Oh Cutie. I just wanted to show her that my balls are bigger than spider balls."
"Spider balls. Hehe." The blonde giggles.
"Yeh Bolas de Arana! His name is Spider balls and my balls are bigger than spider balls. I was going to show you but my friend here, he doesn't want me to show you my big balls that are bigger spider balls. But that is ok, really. Because we have been learning about equality and I shouldn't show you my cock and balls because you don't have a cock and balls and that wouldn't be equality. Did you know that Bolas has a cock and he talks to it about his problems. Last time he talked to his cock about erectile dysfunction. Funny man,"
"He talks to his dick?" giggles the blonde as she is getting more drunk by the second.
"No. His cock. It's a seagull." Flop asserts his knowledge with authority.
"Does he call it Daddy?" she giggles as she downs another shot.
"No, but I know a guy called Keeton. He likes his Daddy. Sometimes I think he likes his Daddy too much. I'm not saying I know much about him and his Daddy but I am saying that I have heard that his relationship with his Daddy wouldn't be out of place on that television show Game of Thrones. That's all I know about the relationship between JC Keeton and his Daddy. It seems a little odd to me, but what would I know about that because I am not the Daddy. My Torture is his Daddy, and who he thinks is Daddy is not his Daddy."
"Baka." mutters Kabukii.
"I feel like I am flying, baby. Fly me home." say the blonde who is now most definitely well past the point of being sober, so much so she is now throwing herself over QDT.
"I can't fly you home, but maybe this guy called the Aviator, Graham Baker can. But I'm not sure tht he is really a pilot. I think he just says that he is a pilot so that he can be mean to women because he is not about gender equality the way that us three are about gender equality. I think that he says he is the Aviator so the ladies think he can give Ray bans in exchange for favours , but I can't really say because I don't really know Graham Baker but I do think that Graham Baker is a faker.
"Baka." mutters Kabukii once more.
Kabuki starts to walk away and Flops follows after taking another shot, while QDT is distracted by our buxom blonde friend kissing his neck.
"Pay the man Cutie!" yells Flop, “We’re getting Lamb Tacos!”
"Shots for everybody!" Flop yells at the top of his lungs and he is met by the raucous cheers of the crowd.
QDT looks at Flop with a disconcerting look. Flop, in arare moment of social clarity recognises the looks of concern across QDT's face. "Don't worry Cutie. We got this."
Flop punches Kabukii in the arm and hands him a tequila shot.
"Baka," mutters Kabukii before putting the shot back on the top of the bar.
Flop drinks both his shot and Kabukii's, as a young hot buxom blonde comes up to the trio. She reaches over Flop's shoulder making sure that he breasts rub against QDT as she grabs herself a shot
"Show us your tits," Flop shouts, "And I'll show you mine."
Flop turns to QDT "That's equality, right?"
QDT palms himself in the face, as the blonde lifts her top to allow Flop to see her gloriously round tits. Flop knowing what the right thing to do is to show his own manly breasts unbuttons his shirt and exposes his own chest.
"Oh! Yours a much bigger than mine. I have a big penis. Do you want to see?" Flop asks our buxom blonde friend, who is just chaining shot after shot of tequila together.
QDT quickly stops Flop from undoing his pants in the middle of the bar.
"Oh Cutie. I just wanted to show her that my balls are bigger than spider balls."
"Spider balls. Hehe." The blonde giggles.
"Yeh Bolas de Arana! His name is Spider balls and my balls are bigger than spider balls. I was going to show you but my friend here, he doesn't want me to show you my big balls that are bigger spider balls. But that is ok, really. Because we have been learning about equality and I shouldn't show you my cock and balls because you don't have a cock and balls and that wouldn't be equality. Did you know that Bolas has a cock and he talks to it about his problems. Last time he talked to his cock about erectile dysfunction. Funny man,"
"He talks to his dick?" giggles the blonde as she is getting more drunk by the second.
"No. His cock. It's a seagull." Flop asserts his knowledge with authority.
"Does he call it Daddy?" she giggles as she downs another shot.
"No, but I know a guy called Keeton. He likes his Daddy. Sometimes I think he likes his Daddy too much. I'm not saying I know much about him and his Daddy but I am saying that I have heard that his relationship with his Daddy wouldn't be out of place on that television show Game of Thrones. That's all I know about the relationship between JC Keeton and his Daddy. It seems a little odd to me, but what would I know about that because I am not the Daddy. My Torture is his Daddy, and who he thinks is Daddy is not his Daddy."
"Baka." mutters Kabukii.
"I feel like I am flying, baby. Fly me home." say the blonde who is now most definitely well past the point of being sober, so much so she is now throwing herself over QDT.
"I can't fly you home, but maybe this guy called the Aviator, Graham Baker can. But I'm not sure tht he is really a pilot. I think he just says that he is a pilot so that he can be mean to women because he is not about gender equality the way that us three are about gender equality. I think that he says he is the Aviator so the ladies think he can give Ray bans in exchange for favours , but I can't really say because I don't really know Graham Baker but I do think that Graham Baker is a faker.
"Baka." mutters Kabukii once more.
Kabuki starts to walk away and Flops follows after taking another shot, while QDT is distracted by our buxom blonde friend kissing his neck.
"Pay the man Cutie!" yells Flop, “We’re getting Lamb Tacos!”