Post by Kendra Watterson on Jan 22, 2018 1:31:05 GMT -5
We open on a shot of a locker room where we see Jessica Cannon sitting in a school student like desk. In her face is her Chief Donald Jackson.
Donald- Okay, here's the dealio. You weren't my first choice, Jessica. You weren't even my 2nd or 3rd to go under cover on this job.
Jessica- That doesn't give me confidence, sir.
Donald- Listen... Officer Jones was my first pick. But he refused to shave off his mustache.
Jessica - And what a mustache it is, sir.
Donald(Rubbing his stache)- No one says that about mine...
Jessica- What was that, sir?
Donald- Nothing... nothing. The stations German Shepard dog was my next choice but she doesn't look as sexy in a tight leotard like you do... believe me I tried many on her... muh- any.
Jessica- Okay, weird sir.
Donald- So that's why we need you. Want you. To do this job. I will be your wrestling manager. While you train on the road, and while I eat burritos on this same road. We will search around for any delinquency, misconduct and bad guy behavior.
Jessica- How do you know the drugs are moving through this new Action Wrestling organization, sir?
Donald- The Mexican Drug lord Pablo Rodriguez leader of the Pablo Gang is a HUGE wrestling fan. And we know he and some of his filthy dirty friends purchased year around tickets for Action Wrestling. Just as a shipment of Cocaine and Heroin went missing from the Mexico Cartel just a week ago. Pablo and Mortez have been at war for years now... and the war is coming through to the USA. And into the AW wrestling world. Anyone on the roster and staff could be in on it. That's where we come in.
Jessica- I don't know, sir. Sounds like something a bad writer would come up with.
Donald- No, Jess. THis is real and serious. So serious it's almost as serious as the serious attacks on America on September 13th 2001.
Jessica- Um, September 11th you mean, sir?
Donald- Pretty sure it was the 13th, a Friday The 13th. And if you watch the smoke come out of one of the towers before going down, you can see Jason's hockey mask. No Lie.
Donald- Okay, here's the dealio. You weren't my first choice, Jessica. You weren't even my 2nd or 3rd to go under cover on this job.
Jessica- That doesn't give me confidence, sir.
Donald- Listen... Officer Jones was my first pick. But he refused to shave off his mustache.
Jessica - And what a mustache it is, sir.
Donald(Rubbing his stache)- No one says that about mine...
Jessica- What was that, sir?
Donald- Nothing... nothing. The stations German Shepard dog was my next choice but she doesn't look as sexy in a tight leotard like you do... believe me I tried many on her... muh- any.
Jessica- Okay, weird sir.
Donald- So that's why we need you. Want you. To do this job. I will be your wrestling manager. While you train on the road, and while I eat burritos on this same road. We will search around for any delinquency, misconduct and bad guy behavior.
Jessica- How do you know the drugs are moving through this new Action Wrestling organization, sir?
Donald- The Mexican Drug lord Pablo Rodriguez leader of the Pablo Gang is a HUGE wrestling fan. And we know he and some of his filthy dirty friends purchased year around tickets for Action Wrestling. Just as a shipment of Cocaine and Heroin went missing from the Mexico Cartel just a week ago. Pablo and Mortez have been at war for years now... and the war is coming through to the USA. And into the AW wrestling world. Anyone on the roster and staff could be in on it. That's where we come in.
Jessica- I don't know, sir. Sounds like something a bad writer would come up with.
Donald- No, Jess. THis is real and serious. So serious it's almost as serious as the serious attacks on America on September 13th 2001.
Jessica- Um, September 11th you mean, sir?
Donald- Pretty sure it was the 13th, a Friday The 13th. And if you watch the smoke come out of one of the towers before going down, you can see Jason's hockey mask. No Lie.
Jessica- Right...
Donald- Anyway... here's your ring gear.
Donald throws a orange spandex leotard on the desk of Jessica.
Donald- Go try it on... i'm gonna finish reading this wrestling text book.
Jessica sighs as she walks into one of the dressing rooms. It shows Donald Jackson looking in his wrestling text book. On closer inspection, we see he is reading a Marmaduke comic strip. He giggles to himself as the scene fades.