Post by Bad Ass Bob on Jan 6, 2020 19:48:21 GMT -5
Character Name- Bad Ass Bob
Hometown- Anywhere he damn well wants to. (actually Midtown, Michigan)
Weight- Whatever I want to weigh. (197)
Height- Tall enough to kick your ass (5'9)
Alignment- Bad Ass (mostly anti hero face)
In Ring Style- Bad ass motherfucker
Pic Base- Classic Weird Al Yankovic
Bio- A former successful accountant Bob always dreamed of becoming a wrestler. Unfortunately for Bob he never achieved much success nor much respect. Going by the moniker Below Average Bob he rarely even made television let alone scoring many victories. After being snubbed from the Havoc Rumble it appears Bob has snapped reinventing himself as Bad Ass Bob and vowing to do whatever he damn well wants to on CruiserClash.
Attire- Bob wears leopard print pants and a black t shirt with the slogan Too Much Bad Ass on the front and Bob Just Kicked Your Ass on the back. He also has red contact lens.
Theme Song- Mash up of Duke of Earl by Gene Chandler and Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead with Ice T and Whitfield Crane. Don't tell him it's terrible.
Manager- Veronica Anderson
Picbase- Audrey Plaza as Daria.
Enterance- Motorhead and Gene Chandler.. a combination no one ever wanted hits as Bad Ass Bob rushes through the curtain doing whatever he wants to do. He might be drinking a beer. He might be smoking some grass. He could be eating a slice a pizza or looking at a nudie magazine Bob don't give a fuck. The crowd boos but Bob ignores them. He don't give a fuck. His poor manager Veronica Anderson tries to sell him on some good advice but Bob ignores it he's a bad ass. Bob climbs to the top rope facing the fans.. then makes gestures as if he's peeing on all of them. Then does the same to the ref. Is that smart? Bob don't give a fuck he's a bad ass.
Favorite Moves- Bob is pretty good at basic wrestling moves, but for the most part Bob wants to brawl.
It's Not a Rip Off When You Call it a Homage- Stunner. Often executed off the ropes, from a running position, or springboard style.
Mexican Headlock- Bob always goes the headlock on the wrong side.. so that he can thumb his opponent in the throat without the referee noticing.
Monkey flip into the corner.. or the ring post.
Tree of Woe dropkick- Bob never got much height on his dropkick so he uses it to his advantage tying his opponent upside down in the corner then dropkicking them in the face.
Short Arm headbutt.
Bob-O-Pedic Backbreaker- Tilt a whirl backbreaker into a series of punches to the face.
Chicks Dig Facial Scars- High Elevation Backdrop into a driving elbow to the nose, forehead, jaw, whereever it lands it lands
The Dirty Delete- Monkey Flip rolled though into a double stomp.
Any dirty tactic that can get him the advantage without getting disqualified.
Aim Low- Bob executes a superkick to the groin.. or if the ref is watching as close as he can get without getting dqed
Double leg takedown into thesz press punches
Spinebuster
Swinging neckbreaker
Backbreaker
Running powerslam
Corner elbows
Plum clinch knee to the face
Big boot
Roaring elbow
Clothesline to the back of the head followed up with a running curb stomp
Rapid fire kicks to the ribs of a downed opponent
Deliberately draws his opponent into a back and forth slugfest usually gaining the advantage with either a boot to the chest or a spinning back fist
Top rope legdrop to the back of the neck.. Usually the set up to the neck drop powerbomb
Atomic drop followed up with a jawbreaker
Badass Trip- Bob ties his opponent up in the ropes after unloading with strikes he hits the ropes and connects with a cross body sending both men to the floor with Bob hopefully landing on top breaking his fall.
Finishers-
I'm sorry Did I just break your neck?- Bob always had a sloppy looking powerbomb. But now he deliberately spikes them as hard as he can on their neck. Bob don't give a fuck if they get hurt.
The Wing and a Prayer Redux- Bob shoots them off the ropes and hits them with as hard a punch as he can muster. Believe it or not Bob has a hell of a right hook.
Shut You Up Didn't I?- Back in the day Bob was known for botching aerial moves. Bob now tries to end his matches with a picture perfect moonsault.
Hometown- Anywhere he damn well wants to. (actually Midtown, Michigan)
Weight- Whatever I want to weigh. (197)
Height- Tall enough to kick your ass (5'9)
Alignment- Bad Ass (mostly anti hero face)
In Ring Style- Bad ass motherfucker
Pic Base- Classic Weird Al Yankovic
Bio- A former successful accountant Bob always dreamed of becoming a wrestler. Unfortunately for Bob he never achieved much success nor much respect. Going by the moniker Below Average Bob he rarely even made television let alone scoring many victories. After being snubbed from the Havoc Rumble it appears Bob has snapped reinventing himself as Bad Ass Bob and vowing to do whatever he damn well wants to on CruiserClash.
Attire- Bob wears leopard print pants and a black t shirt with the slogan Too Much Bad Ass on the front and Bob Just Kicked Your Ass on the back. He also has red contact lens.
Theme Song- Mash up of Duke of Earl by Gene Chandler and Born to Raise Hell by Motorhead with Ice T and Whitfield Crane. Don't tell him it's terrible.
Manager- Veronica Anderson
Picbase- Audrey Plaza as Daria.
Enterance- Motorhead and Gene Chandler.. a combination no one ever wanted hits as Bad Ass Bob rushes through the curtain doing whatever he wants to do. He might be drinking a beer. He might be smoking some grass. He could be eating a slice a pizza or looking at a nudie magazine Bob don't give a fuck. The crowd boos but Bob ignores them. He don't give a fuck. His poor manager Veronica Anderson tries to sell him on some good advice but Bob ignores it he's a bad ass. Bob climbs to the top rope facing the fans.. then makes gestures as if he's peeing on all of them. Then does the same to the ref. Is that smart? Bob don't give a fuck he's a bad ass.
Favorite Moves- Bob is pretty good at basic wrestling moves, but for the most part Bob wants to brawl.
It's Not a Rip Off When You Call it a Homage- Stunner. Often executed off the ropes, from a running position, or springboard style.
Mexican Headlock- Bob always goes the headlock on the wrong side.. so that he can thumb his opponent in the throat without the referee noticing.
Monkey flip into the corner.. or the ring post.
Tree of Woe dropkick- Bob never got much height on his dropkick so he uses it to his advantage tying his opponent upside down in the corner then dropkicking them in the face.
Short Arm headbutt.
Bob-O-Pedic Backbreaker- Tilt a whirl backbreaker into a series of punches to the face.
Chicks Dig Facial Scars- High Elevation Backdrop into a driving elbow to the nose, forehead, jaw, whereever it lands it lands
The Dirty Delete- Monkey Flip rolled though into a double stomp.
Any dirty tactic that can get him the advantage without getting disqualified.
Aim Low- Bob executes a superkick to the groin.. or if the ref is watching as close as he can get without getting dqed
Double leg takedown into thesz press punches
Spinebuster
Swinging neckbreaker
Backbreaker
Running powerslam
Corner elbows
Plum clinch knee to the face
Big boot
Roaring elbow
Clothesline to the back of the head followed up with a running curb stomp
Rapid fire kicks to the ribs of a downed opponent
Deliberately draws his opponent into a back and forth slugfest usually gaining the advantage with either a boot to the chest or a spinning back fist
Top rope legdrop to the back of the neck.. Usually the set up to the neck drop powerbomb
Atomic drop followed up with a jawbreaker
Badass Trip- Bob ties his opponent up in the ropes after unloading with strikes he hits the ropes and connects with a cross body sending both men to the floor with Bob hopefully landing on top breaking his fall.
Finishers-
I'm sorry Did I just break your neck?- Bob always had a sloppy looking powerbomb. But now he deliberately spikes them as hard as he can on their neck. Bob don't give a fuck if they get hurt.
The Wing and a Prayer Redux- Bob shoots them off the ropes and hits them with as hard a punch as he can muster. Believe it or not Bob has a hell of a right hook.
Shut You Up Didn't I?- Back in the day Bob was known for botching aerial moves. Bob now tries to end his matches with a picture perfect moonsault.