Post by Cassidy Adler on Jan 5, 2020 18:41:49 GMT -5
'YO WADDUP YEEEWWWWWWWWTUUUUUUUBEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! WE OUT HERE WITH ANOTHER VIDEO HERE TODAY AND THE TOPIC OF THIS VIDEO IS GONNA BE...
'The Talentless Enhancers.'
'Yeah that's right. 2 wins baby and we're still out here facing these scrubs? I called my homie and you know what he said to me? He looked me in the eyes, grabbed me around the neck... wait... WAIT. Before I start being posted all over reddit, he DID SAY "NO HOMO" so get off my case, aight? Anyway. He looked me dead in my eyes and whispered the words...
"That ain't it chief."
'And you know what?
'He's right.
'THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF.
'Get these Mike Bibby looking asses outta here. I don't mess with that shit. These guys out here looking all fake swole and shit like they think they're something big, but let's be real. Everyone in the fight game is on some shit and these juiceheads are no exception. Me? I'm all natural, baby. You know what I did before I came here? I hit up my local Planet Fitness and benched 7 cheerleaders I used to know back in College. You think that's impressive? Nah, you don't even got the full story. I did that shit one-handed.
'It's crazy because I get people tweeting at me all the time like "bro, you're a pro-wrestler and ur not even strong. You have to tense like ur taking a shit just to be able to get one mini-ab to pop up.'
'And then I'm just there like 'u wot bro?' like seriously what the fuck are you even on about kid? Did you not see me slapping up the "real competition" here over at AYY-DUB-YAH? For real. The lack of respect here is just insane. No wonder we're only third on the tag team rankings.
'Red White and Bruised? FemDom? GET EM OUTTA HERE MAYUN. We're not here to take part, we're here to take over! That's what my boy Conor McGregor once said, and I live by those words. These rankings might be wack, but there's still a reason why them Talentless bois are sitting at 6th. This is a no contest, this is a white-wash. This shit gonna be so easy that I just poured my milk into my bowl first before my cereal. Who does that? No-one in their right mind does that, especially not before a match that could shoot them even further up the tag-team rankings. But guess who did it? I did. Because only I can overcome the biggest struggles a man could ever have to deal with... soggy cereal.
'This kinda got off the rails. More air horns please.'
'Yeah. That's about it. Cya.'
'The Talentless Enhancers.'
'Yeah that's right. 2 wins baby and we're still out here facing these scrubs? I called my homie and you know what he said to me? He looked me in the eyes, grabbed me around the neck... wait... WAIT. Before I start being posted all over reddit, he DID SAY "NO HOMO" so get off my case, aight? Anyway. He looked me dead in my eyes and whispered the words...
"That ain't it chief."
'And you know what?
'He's right.
'THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF.
'Get these Mike Bibby looking asses outta here. I don't mess with that shit. These guys out here looking all fake swole and shit like they think they're something big, but let's be real. Everyone in the fight game is on some shit and these juiceheads are no exception. Me? I'm all natural, baby. You know what I did before I came here? I hit up my local Planet Fitness and benched 7 cheerleaders I used to know back in College. You think that's impressive? Nah, you don't even got the full story. I did that shit one-handed.
'It's crazy because I get people tweeting at me all the time like "bro, you're a pro-wrestler and ur not even strong. You have to tense like ur taking a shit just to be able to get one mini-ab to pop up.'
'And then I'm just there like 'u wot bro?' like seriously what the fuck are you even on about kid? Did you not see me slapping up the "real competition" here over at AYY-DUB-YAH? For real. The lack of respect here is just insane. No wonder we're only third on the tag team rankings.
'Red White and Bruised? FemDom? GET EM OUTTA HERE MAYUN. We're not here to take part, we're here to take over! That's what my boy Conor McGregor once said, and I live by those words. These rankings might be wack, but there's still a reason why them Talentless bois are sitting at 6th. This is a no contest, this is a white-wash. This shit gonna be so easy that I just poured my milk into my bowl first before my cereal. Who does that? No-one in their right mind does that, especially not before a match that could shoot them even further up the tag-team rankings. But guess who did it? I did. Because only I can overcome the biggest struggles a man could ever have to deal with... soggy cereal.
'This kinda got off the rails. More air horns please.'
'Yeah. That's about it. Cya.'