Post by Hot Shot Wayne Austin on Dec 31, 2019 19:48:09 GMT -5
Hot Shot Wayne Austin is standing in front of a Action Wrestling logo on a chain fence. No wrestling interviewer.
I got Corey Black for the Hardcore Championship on the biggest Clash in wrestling history it seems. Well King of all the wrestlers let me tell you, you're about to step in the ring with the baddest son of a bitch in wrestling history and I will stomp a mudhole in your asshole and walk it dry! You can stand there with your history book thumping it around town going door to door trying to sell yourself like some 4 dollar hooker as if you're the be all end all of action wrestling but make no mistake about it, I took Odin to the mat and defeated him and I will do the same and become the new Hardcore Champion on Clash in front of the world on CBS.
You stare at me like some shitty pirate from Monsters Inc with your one eye and eye patch looking for treasure booty up your ass but I will show you on Clash that when you go face to face with the baddest son of a bitch in Action Wrestling and you go toe to toe with the Hottest Shot there is when you tie up with pound for pound the absolute break out star in 2020 and when you get pinned by the only wrestler to defeat Odin in the month of December and when you finally lose your Championship to me the one worthy enough to knock your damn eye patch all the way around your head I want you to extend your hand and shake mine and then put the Championship belt around my waist. I want you to walk the plank back to the lockerroom and never step foot in this ring again because you'll be looking at the toughest king of the wrestlers son of a bitch there ever lived.
I look at the list of names you've defeated in Action Wrestling and all it tells me is that you're scared to face real competition. Where is your main events, where is your big time wins and moments. Don't be fooled, I'd defeat Flop if I ever got my hands on him but now it looks like not only did he slip from my Keystone grasp but now the powers at be decided that the rosters can't mix like this is some playground in the 30s. Well you can drink from this water fountain any time you want Corey Black but just know you'll be answering to the new kid on the block, the new king of the wrestlers and now the new fresh pirate who is about to take your pirate booty.
You can sit in castles all day. You can swim in gold coins like a Duck Tale cartoon. You can take your eyepatch off and put moisturizer on every 3 to 5 hours. But the matter of the fact is when the bell rings on Monday Night Clash and you come a rushing across that ring, I'll have one ice cold Hot Shot Stunner waiting for you locked in my chamber and ready to go. And that's the bottom of the line because Hot Shot Wayne Austin said so!
KAP, Corey Black.
Kill All the Pirates.
I got Corey Black for the Hardcore Championship on the biggest Clash in wrestling history it seems. Well King of all the wrestlers let me tell you, you're about to step in the ring with the baddest son of a bitch in wrestling history and I will stomp a mudhole in your asshole and walk it dry! You can stand there with your history book thumping it around town going door to door trying to sell yourself like some 4 dollar hooker as if you're the be all end all of action wrestling but make no mistake about it, I took Odin to the mat and defeated him and I will do the same and become the new Hardcore Champion on Clash in front of the world on CBS.
You stare at me like some shitty pirate from Monsters Inc with your one eye and eye patch looking for treasure booty up your ass but I will show you on Clash that when you go face to face with the baddest son of a bitch in Action Wrestling and you go toe to toe with the Hottest Shot there is when you tie up with pound for pound the absolute break out star in 2020 and when you get pinned by the only wrestler to defeat Odin in the month of December and when you finally lose your Championship to me the one worthy enough to knock your damn eye patch all the way around your head I want you to extend your hand and shake mine and then put the Championship belt around my waist. I want you to walk the plank back to the lockerroom and never step foot in this ring again because you'll be looking at the toughest king of the wrestlers son of a bitch there ever lived.
I look at the list of names you've defeated in Action Wrestling and all it tells me is that you're scared to face real competition. Where is your main events, where is your big time wins and moments. Don't be fooled, I'd defeat Flop if I ever got my hands on him but now it looks like not only did he slip from my Keystone grasp but now the powers at be decided that the rosters can't mix like this is some playground in the 30s. Well you can drink from this water fountain any time you want Corey Black but just know you'll be answering to the new kid on the block, the new king of the wrestlers and now the new fresh pirate who is about to take your pirate booty.
You can sit in castles all day. You can swim in gold coins like a Duck Tale cartoon. You can take your eyepatch off and put moisturizer on every 3 to 5 hours. But the matter of the fact is when the bell rings on Monday Night Clash and you come a rushing across that ring, I'll have one ice cold Hot Shot Stunner waiting for you locked in my chamber and ready to go. And that's the bottom of the line because Hot Shot Wayne Austin said so!
KAP, Corey Black.
Kill All the Pirates.