Twelfth of never (WC:700)
Dec 20, 2019 17:54:12 GMT -5
"The Yokai" Kabukii, Quixote Della Torre, and 1 more like this
Post by Psychopomp on Dec 20, 2019 17:54:12 GMT -5
(The scene opens to a drone view of Chicago's O'Hare airport, we see dozens of planes waiting to carry humans to their next destination. All of the sudden we hear a shot in the distance and the drone starts diving quickly toward the ground. Sadly the last thing we hear before the screen turns to static is a loud crash and a man yelling 'WHY?! TIMMY WHY?! in a sobbing voice.)
(we are now in one of America's most famous churches, the fabulous Trinity United Methodist Church. The place is warmly lit by candles and a tall, slim figure stand in the chancel in front of a kids choir. The man turns out to be the one and only Psychopomp. He's dressed in a nice suit and his hair is finely combed. Baton in his hand, he taps it on the stand in front of him.)
Pomp: Children! This is very important to me. It's the season of giving and I want to give this song I created to all my opponents in the rumble.
Kids choir: Yes Mister Pomp…
Pomp: Thank you, (hits the baton again) now from the top!
(Psychopomp starts waiving his wooden stick around as the choir starts singing in beautiful unison.)
Kids choir:
On the first day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the second day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the third day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the fourth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the fifth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the sixth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the seventh day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the eighth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the ninth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the 10th day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Ten cruiserweight flip-flopping
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the 11th day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Eleven no showing
Ten cruiserweight flip-flopping
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the 12th day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Twelve elbow dropping
Eleven no showing
Ten cruiserweight flip-flopping
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
(and with that last note, we see a tear coming down Pomp's face)
Pomp: Perfect…
(The feeds cut)
(we are now in one of America's most famous churches, the fabulous Trinity United Methodist Church. The place is warmly lit by candles and a tall, slim figure stand in the chancel in front of a kids choir. The man turns out to be the one and only Psychopomp. He's dressed in a nice suit and his hair is finely combed. Baton in his hand, he taps it on the stand in front of him.)
Pomp: Children! This is very important to me. It's the season of giving and I want to give this song I created to all my opponents in the rumble.
Kids choir: Yes Mister Pomp…
Pomp: Thank you, (hits the baton again) now from the top!
(Psychopomp starts waiving his wooden stick around as the choir starts singing in beautiful unison.)
Kids choir:
On the first day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the second day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the third day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the fourth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the fifth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the sixth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the seventh day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the eighth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the ninth day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the 10th day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Ten cruiserweight flip-flopping
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the 11th day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Eleven no showing
Ten cruiserweight flip-flopping
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
On the 12th day of the Cruiserweight Rumble, Action Wrestling gave to me
Twelve elbow dropping
Eleven no showing
Ten cruiserweight flip-flopping
Nine kazoo playing
Eight ambulances ring-ing
Seven wrestlers I’ll be elimina-ting
Six Malakov microwaves exploding
Five coked out things
Four corny corners
Three Kitty Black personalities
Two Asian wrestlers, and
A title belt that’s so shiny
(and with that last note, we see a tear coming down Pomp's face)
Pomp: Perfect…
(The feeds cut)