201 & Dead [700]
Dec 19, 2019 9:19:09 GMT -5
"Dreamcatcher" Ariel Shadows, Quixote Della Torre, and 4 more like this
Post by Ned the Intern on Dec 19, 2019 9:19:09 GMT -5
"The winner of this match… he strives to he successful, not famous… he is YOUR Action Wrestling Cruiserweight Champion... RAGING DEAAAADDDDD"
Yo, Raging Dead, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but QDT and Vayden had one of the best performances of all time! Both former champions did everything in their power to dethrone the king… and they both failed, as predicted. On December 22 in Philadelphia… they are two of twenty-nine inevitable failures who are trying to stake claim to the coveted crown. But hey… we haven't much time. Let's head to CCWA&ICE to hear from Dead Leader himself…
"Day one in Action Wrestling… I shocked the world by becoming Cruiserweight Champion. Day two… I destroyed the Mt. Rushmore of this puny division. How do you people repay me for being the most dominant champion in Action Wrestling history? Oh, that's right… Cruiserweight Havoc! The suits searched high and low to compile a list of twenty-nine cruiserweights… and they're all coming for me just a few days before Christmas. I have a clear and simple message for every last one of them: all your base are belong to Gust."
"Nothing will compare to the feeling I get when I pull apart my adversaries, piece by piece… morsel by morsel. The parts left over from all the cruiserweights whose heads are not heavy enough to wear this crown will be used to recreate Nirvana Wolfgang Von Frankenstein. He will join my quest to rebuild this division in my image. 201 & Fun? More like 201 & Dead. I know it's not as marketable… but it's what you deserve, Action Wrestling. You've put me up against insurmountable odds… and they will all pay dearly."
"Why have you forsaken me, Action Wrestling? All I have done is made this division the hottest it has ever been, and this championship is now more valuable than all others combined. My reward for excellence is Cruiserweight Havoc. No matter what number I enter this match as… I will remain the commander and conqueror of the cruiserweight division. There's a lot of competition to research… yet so little time. How about I just rank them from least likely to walk out as champion to most likely to walk out as champion?"
McMorris
Baker
Moriarty
Korver
Cameron
Keeton
Scott
Geoffrey
Psychopomp
Hobo
Freddy
Nikki
Coda
Kanaida
Kabukii
Vulcan
BDA
VHS
Cereal
Magic
Nika
Cecelia
Raab
Geri
Vayden
QDT
Jaqui
Flop
Kitty
Raging Dead (duh)
"The biggest threat to the end of my reign as your king is my MadClan sister Kitty Dark. No matter which one of us leaves with the belt… it must remain in the family. My feelings about MadClan aside… I see no legitimate reason why I would not retain my championship unless I were to lose focus on what's truly important. Perhaps my biggest threat is myself and the tunnel vision I tend to suffer from. If my focus is purely on being king, then I might slip up and end up a loser like those who held this belt before me."
"Maybe my time is up and it's time for a new ruler to watch over this division. In such a short time… my kingdom has grown beyond its britches… and it is exhausting to keep up with. I'm a tired, old man… by comparison to all these hip, young kids in this division. Do you realize how tiring it was beating QDT and Vayden? I imagine it's going to drain what life I've got left to win at Cruiserweight Havoc. Despite the moniker I carry… I'm not dead yet. Once this is all over… win or lose… I might be."
The scene fades out… and then to Sara Pettis…
"I have a sincere message for all 29 challengers to his throne. Y'all need to do anything to leave in the condition you arrive. He's going to flip a switch and lose all remorse for the torment he'll inflict on y'all. Please take care of yourselves. When you've had enough, just give up. You don't want to end up in a wheelchair over a silly belt. You just can't beat him at his own game. He rages 25/8."
Das ende.
Yo, Raging Dead, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but QDT and Vayden had one of the best performances of all time! Both former champions did everything in their power to dethrone the king… and they both failed, as predicted. On December 22 in Philadelphia… they are two of twenty-nine inevitable failures who are trying to stake claim to the coveted crown. But hey… we haven't much time. Let's head to CCWA&ICE to hear from Dead Leader himself…
"Day one in Action Wrestling… I shocked the world by becoming Cruiserweight Champion. Day two… I destroyed the Mt. Rushmore of this puny division. How do you people repay me for being the most dominant champion in Action Wrestling history? Oh, that's right… Cruiserweight Havoc! The suits searched high and low to compile a list of twenty-nine cruiserweights… and they're all coming for me just a few days before Christmas. I have a clear and simple message for every last one of them: all your base are belong to Gust."
"Nothing will compare to the feeling I get when I pull apart my adversaries, piece by piece… morsel by morsel. The parts left over from all the cruiserweights whose heads are not heavy enough to wear this crown will be used to recreate Nirvana Wolfgang Von Frankenstein. He will join my quest to rebuild this division in my image. 201 & Fun? More like 201 & Dead. I know it's not as marketable… but it's what you deserve, Action Wrestling. You've put me up against insurmountable odds… and they will all pay dearly."
"Why have you forsaken me, Action Wrestling? All I have done is made this division the hottest it has ever been, and this championship is now more valuable than all others combined. My reward for excellence is Cruiserweight Havoc. No matter what number I enter this match as… I will remain the commander and conqueror of the cruiserweight division. There's a lot of competition to research… yet so little time. How about I just rank them from least likely to walk out as champion to most likely to walk out as champion?"
McMorris
Baker
Moriarty
Korver
Cameron
Keeton
Scott
Geoffrey
Psychopomp
Hobo
Freddy
Nikki
Coda
Kanaida
Kabukii
Vulcan
BDA
VHS
Cereal
Magic
Nika
Cecelia
Raab
Geri
Vayden
QDT
Jaqui
Flop
Kitty
Raging Dead (duh)
"The biggest threat to the end of my reign as your king is my MadClan sister Kitty Dark. No matter which one of us leaves with the belt… it must remain in the family. My feelings about MadClan aside… I see no legitimate reason why I would not retain my championship unless I were to lose focus on what's truly important. Perhaps my biggest threat is myself and the tunnel vision I tend to suffer from. If my focus is purely on being king, then I might slip up and end up a loser like those who held this belt before me."
"Maybe my time is up and it's time for a new ruler to watch over this division. In such a short time… my kingdom has grown beyond its britches… and it is exhausting to keep up with. I'm a tired, old man… by comparison to all these hip, young kids in this division. Do you realize how tiring it was beating QDT and Vayden? I imagine it's going to drain what life I've got left to win at Cruiserweight Havoc. Despite the moniker I carry… I'm not dead yet. Once this is all over… win or lose… I might be."
The scene fades out… and then to Sara Pettis…
"I have a sincere message for all 29 challengers to his throne. Y'all need to do anything to leave in the condition you arrive. He's going to flip a switch and lose all remorse for the torment he'll inflict on y'all. Please take care of yourselves. When you've had enough, just give up. You don't want to end up in a wheelchair over a silly belt. You just can't beat him at his own game. He rages 25/8."
Das ende.