LOL RAGING DEAD, YOU FUCCBOI
Dec 14, 2019 23:06:49 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 14, 2019 23:06:49 GMT -5
Oh shit, its a ya, ol’Z and I’m k-k-k-ummin at chu live for the sake of comin at chu live and man ALIVE -> Man ALIVE -> aint none ya’ll gone make it outta here alive tonite.
Now -> with that introductions out the mother fuckin way lets get to the intro -dick-in -yo-collective asses. Ya boi is comin 7 hunnit word strong for some gimmick infringement mother fucker named raging dead. Fuck yall FGTS up in here. 30 of you peckah woods trippin over each others nut sack tryin to claim a scoop N score even doe you couldnt score Bonnie Blue drugged up on dat molly ( Wade Moor, dont act like I dont see you )
Ol’ Z he’s the OG CW champeen. About to once again be THE. MOST. DEK-KOR-RATED. Champ in ADUB. Cuz ol’ Tort Daddy didnt bring me back to hand a win to Dead Rising scum bags. Nah. He brought me back tah
KILL
ZMAC
KILL
To ball up my boney fists and beat a raging death mother fucker into real death.
I’m here to end all you ricky flippy FGTS with violence. N i get it, ya’ll wanna be violent. But theres a reason why ol’ CD dont want a piece. He fuckin knows. N fah weeks I’ve been makin it known.
Raging Dead?
Cute.
ZMAC fuckin kills people and unlike your shitty name and gimmick. I’m really fucking undying. My reputation fucking proceeds me but trust ya boi when he tells that that nothing proceeds ya’ll but me cuz I’m making my return not on Jan 6th but right here. That HO-HO-Horrorkore kkkristmaz is about to come early for all those out there that know the entire cruiserweight division/horrorore division/ Zmerica division and everything else needs to get wiped off the fucking map and re-cast again.
So straight fucking shoot right to your heart in a match that ‘raging dead’ will absofucking lose because the real Coked Up Immortal madman
Has come home.
Zombie McMorris has returned to Action Wrestling
From the psychocomps, to the QDTs -> the VHS’s, the Beta cuck express, the Laser Disc imperium - the 8 tack experience, what ever you 30 ignant mother fuckers want to call yourselves - it all fucking ends because Zombie McMorris is going to murder you all wid dove killahs n axewounds
I see Hobos in here, Niki Vaugn, Vayden.Bolas. Fuck these are some thirsty belt marks up in here. I’ll have to triple check to make sure Teo didnt slip in.
Then theres a a literal sea of nobodies from Nika Kosov, Torrance, flop - rightly so the list going on and on.
And Raging dead, I see you. Tryin to play the cool hand luke gimmick like you aint bothered by all this. I don’t blame you cuz theres like 40 jobbers who wont make it past this week but in the end, the fire and the smoke, the nuclear fall out stands ol’ Z.
Cold heart pumpin.
Big thick thumbin
Hands itchin tah clobberin.
And what better way, deadman, to make my return than to win the CW belt and simultaneously bury a whole fucking division
LMAO
Ya’ll can just quit right fucking now.
Natty Gust, I’m sure you take comfort in your position but one thing I’m known for is making dudes like
fucking break
QDT havin flashbacksd from a whole other life time
LOL
Its not you verse 30 other men, Nathan. Its just you verse me.
I’m not here to play nice. I’m not going to tell you what a fuckin good job you been doing but trust me when I tell you that you WILL be doing the job.
When thousands of people are chanting for me to literally end yours and everyone elses life
No one is safe from my wrath
LOL
But its too late. You’re all about to sink beneath them waves
And you all will float down here.
And you find out not only that ZMAC is the real raging dead
But the real CW champ as well.
And I’m gonna make you regret that fucking name and that title
TRUST ME