Post by Stepan Malikov on Dec 7, 2019 1:57:28 GMT -5
"Why do I have to be here for this"?
"To make sure I actually do the work, and not just fuck around".
The scene opens on Stepan and Jerry sitting together in their living room, a laptop set up in front of them.
"Why not get Alexander to do it then, he is your partner".
"Haven't really talked to him since our last match".
"If you can even call that a match" Jerry chuckles.
"Alright let's get this shit over with" Stepan sighs, reaching over to the laptop and hitting play, his Turmoil match against FemDom beginning to play.
FOUR HOURS LATER
Jerry reaches over and hits pause on the video and looks over at Stepan, who is writing on the wall behind them, trying to strategize.
"Okay, I can't watch this match anymore, maybe we should watch some of FemDoms other matches".
Stepan turns around with a huge smile.
"Jerry, you smart boy, that's a great idea, you load them up, i'm going to find a cork board and some string".
SEVERAL DAYS LATER
Stepan and Jerry sit, staring at the small laptop screen, their eyes bloodshot, next to them is a cork board with dozens of pictures pinned onto it, strings connecting them all, Stepans left cheek bruised.
Jerrys looks down to the floor, littered with pizza boxes, he looks over at Stepan, eyes glued to the screen.
"Dude, we need to take a break, we've been sitting here for like three days straight, we haven't seen another human since the ad shoot".
Stepan slowly turns his head towards Jerry,
"Come on dude, we can tough it out, we just need to find some sort of weakness to exploit".
"Stepan, when was the last time you stood up"?
"I don't know, is that really important right now".
"Try standing up".
Stepan rolls his eyes and stands up, at least he tries to, but his legs aren't responding.
"Shit, okay yeah maybe a break isn't a bad idea".
TWO HOURS LATER
"So hows Henry doing"?
"He's doing alright, middle of the pack, but he's getting me a ton of exposure".
Stepan and Jerry are walking down what could only be described as a street after the apocalypse, busted up cars, buildings falling to pieces, trash everywhere.
"So what's your next step"?
"In what context".
"Business".
"Oh, easy, finishing the TurboWave 4000".
"And how's that going"?
"Not well, it's to powerful, i've gotta do a complete redesign".
Jerry nods, before turning his head and looking at what surrounds them.
"Wait, where the fuck are we"?
"Detroit".
"What, how"?
"Jerry, buddy this is a dream, your not real" Stepan chuckles.
"Oh, huh" Jerry mutters before melting away.
Stepan continues walking down the street as it slowly melts away, morphing into a grey hallway with a black door at the end.
Once he makes it to the door he kicks it open, and is greeted by himself, sitting cross legged on the floor of a pure white room smoking a cigarette.
Stepan sits down in front of his clone, mirroring him.
"Sup dream me"
"Not much, just chilling, want a smoke?" the clone asks, pulling a already lit cigarette out of the air.
Stepan grabs it from the clone.
"Thanks me, but lets get to business, how are we going to deal with FemDom"?
"More like FemDumb" the clone giggles, Stepan joining in.
"Well whats Alexander think"?
"Can't get a hold of him, so it's up to us".
The clone sighs, shaking its head.
"Their a tough duo, and factoring in Candice it doesn't look good".
"Trust me I know, but there's gotta be something we're missing".
They both ponder on it for awhile, smoke filling the room.
Finally the clone claps his hands.
"I've got it" he exclaims.
"Spill it".
"Would you perceive FemDom as hot heads"?
Stepans eyes light up.
"You genius".
"Exactly, all you have to do is make them mad, and then hope they start making dumb mistakes".
"Wrestle like a pussy a little, maybe a couple slaps here and there, boom, their gonna be fuming, which I can capitalize on".
They both go to high five, but miss.
"Man, even in dreams I can't get that right".
Stepan stands up and flicks his cigarette at his clone, who slowly melts away along with the room. He closes his eyes.
IN THE REAL WORLD
Stepan opens his eyes, feeling refreshed.
He sits up from his bed and yawns.
He looks over at where his plant, Sornyak, used to be, a empty pot sits in its place.
He turns to his bedside table where his phone sits, next to it is a bong.
"Gonna have to thank Geri for Sornyak, it really helped" he mumbles to himself.
Stepan grabs his phone and scrolls to Alexanders name and begins typing.
'I've got a plan, get back to me'.
"To make sure I actually do the work, and not just fuck around".
The scene opens on Stepan and Jerry sitting together in their living room, a laptop set up in front of them.
"Why not get Alexander to do it then, he is your partner".
"Haven't really talked to him since our last match".
"If you can even call that a match" Jerry chuckles.
"Alright let's get this shit over with" Stepan sighs, reaching over to the laptop and hitting play, his Turmoil match against FemDom beginning to play.
FOUR HOURS LATER
Jerry reaches over and hits pause on the video and looks over at Stepan, who is writing on the wall behind them, trying to strategize.
"Okay, I can't watch this match anymore, maybe we should watch some of FemDoms other matches".
Stepan turns around with a huge smile.
"Jerry, you smart boy, that's a great idea, you load them up, i'm going to find a cork board and some string".
SEVERAL DAYS LATER
Stepan and Jerry sit, staring at the small laptop screen, their eyes bloodshot, next to them is a cork board with dozens of pictures pinned onto it, strings connecting them all, Stepans left cheek bruised.
Jerrys looks down to the floor, littered with pizza boxes, he looks over at Stepan, eyes glued to the screen.
"Dude, we need to take a break, we've been sitting here for like three days straight, we haven't seen another human since the ad shoot".
Stepan slowly turns his head towards Jerry,
"Come on dude, we can tough it out, we just need to find some sort of weakness to exploit".
"Stepan, when was the last time you stood up"?
"I don't know, is that really important right now".
"Try standing up".
Stepan rolls his eyes and stands up, at least he tries to, but his legs aren't responding.
"Shit, okay yeah maybe a break isn't a bad idea".
TWO HOURS LATER
"So hows Henry doing"?
"He's doing alright, middle of the pack, but he's getting me a ton of exposure".
Stepan and Jerry are walking down what could only be described as a street after the apocalypse, busted up cars, buildings falling to pieces, trash everywhere.
"So what's your next step"?
"In what context".
"Business".
"Oh, easy, finishing the TurboWave 4000".
"And how's that going"?
"Not well, it's to powerful, i've gotta do a complete redesign".
Jerry nods, before turning his head and looking at what surrounds them.
"Wait, where the fuck are we"?
"Detroit".
"What, how"?
"Jerry, buddy this is a dream, your not real" Stepan chuckles.
"Oh, huh" Jerry mutters before melting away.
Stepan continues walking down the street as it slowly melts away, morphing into a grey hallway with a black door at the end.
Once he makes it to the door he kicks it open, and is greeted by himself, sitting cross legged on the floor of a pure white room smoking a cigarette.
Stepan sits down in front of his clone, mirroring him.
"Sup dream me"
"Not much, just chilling, want a smoke?" the clone asks, pulling a already lit cigarette out of the air.
Stepan grabs it from the clone.
"Thanks me, but lets get to business, how are we going to deal with FemDom"?
"More like FemDumb" the clone giggles, Stepan joining in.
"Well whats Alexander think"?
"Can't get a hold of him, so it's up to us".
The clone sighs, shaking its head.
"Their a tough duo, and factoring in Candice it doesn't look good".
"Trust me I know, but there's gotta be something we're missing".
They both ponder on it for awhile, smoke filling the room.
Finally the clone claps his hands.
"I've got it" he exclaims.
"Spill it".
"Would you perceive FemDom as hot heads"?
Stepans eyes light up.
"You genius".
"Exactly, all you have to do is make them mad, and then hope they start making dumb mistakes".
"Wrestle like a pussy a little, maybe a couple slaps here and there, boom, their gonna be fuming, which I can capitalize on".
They both go to high five, but miss.
"Man, even in dreams I can't get that right".
Stepan stands up and flicks his cigarette at his clone, who slowly melts away along with the room. He closes his eyes.
IN THE REAL WORLD
Stepan opens his eyes, feeling refreshed.
He sits up from his bed and yawns.
He looks over at where his plant, Sornyak, used to be, a empty pot sits in its place.
He turns to his bedside table where his phone sits, next to it is a bong.
"Gonna have to thank Geri for Sornyak, it really helped" he mumbles to himself.
Stepan grabs his phone and scrolls to Alexanders name and begins typing.
'I've got a plan, get back to me'.