Post by Alex Richards on Nov 24, 2019 19:34:10 GMT -5
Becky suggested that we take advantage of some of my off time by going on vacation, in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. A whole new state to introduce to strangeness? With Becky! Sign me up! But something was off. Whenever we saw the sights..
A still photo from the beach. Rebecca relaxing tanning in a black bikini. Alex scowling wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
Okay the beach isn't really my scene. So we went to the fair instead.
A shot of Rebecca impishly releasing a massive bag of cotton candy at the top of the Ferris wheel. Alex still looking angry.
South Carolina is famous for BBQ. That had to cheer me up!
We see a photo of Rebecca stabbing a chunk of the whole hog with a giant meat fork. Alex glumly beside her dips some pork in the famous mustard sauce.
But I couldn't get past this one memory.
Alex stands by the Myrtle Beach Convention Center.
It dawned upon me. I don't have a problem with Myrtle Beach. .I have a problem with you Kennedy Mathews. It leads back to the WCF Tag league. We were supposed to face off here. But that never happened. The week before you let your partner Jay Omega down.. then you straight up left the WCF to avoid a beating at the hands of Odin and myself. Don't worry though.. that beating is going to come with interest this week. Jay is a friend of mine.. but that's not why I'm anger. I'm disgusted with the way you treat your partners. All your partners. Ever since I started wrestling I've been a member of a unit. I pride myself in helping my teammates as well as myself succeed. I'm proud of the fact every team I've been a part of, multiple members have held titles. But you don't care about your teammates. You just use them to get some shine.. the minute you feel they aren't helping you.. you dump them. Just ask your first partner Scott Slayer. When you formed your all girls unit you wouldn't give him the time of day. Check twitter if you don't believe me. Some people can't understand why I teamed up with Dandy but nobody can say I didn't have his back. When Lissie Hope lost the world title we all know the first thing you thought was.. good I can challenge for the title again. Let's be honest you are such a shitty leader that even Estrella Luiz who never really accomplished anything in wrestling couldn't see the value of your leadership!
Alex smirks.
Some people would dub this the battle of the monarchs. The King of Mass Confusion against the former Queen. I wouldn't. I earned my title as king by winning the UCI Watch the Throne tournament. You declared yourself queen and not a damn person took it seriously. Then you dropped it. Just like you always do. You reinvent yourself every other week it seems because none of them are real. When you called yourself the Queen your group of followers were the Royal Family. Now that you call yourself the Mother of all Creation are you going to led The Doula Dames? It doesn't matter anyways. If you were being honest you shoulda called yourself the Mother of Deception. But nobody ever accused you of being honest. I saw you accusing me of being a fraud.. that's rich.. you are by far the fakest person I have ever met! And I negotiated multiple contracts with Seth Lerch!
Alex pulls out his boot of Zim-Quila and takes a drink.
There's a huge difference between your lies and what I'm gonna say about you. I have proof.. you just make shit up. Like that fake bartender who said.. there is no Zim-Quila. Actually if he were a real bartender he would know.. there's no Zima. It was brought back for limited runs in the summer of 2017 and 2018. I make Zima though. You can find the recipe on the internet and matter of fact I've done it on camera many times before. I also own a bar so yeah.. I fucking serve Zim-Quila. I guess you're just so used to dealing with your lackeys and your flunkeys. The people who hang off of every lie you tell. Fuck that shit. I'm going to verbally destroy you before I do it psychically. Kennedy... at Turmoil... I'm going to abort your career. Too soon?
Pause
Nope.. that was just one more manipulation wasn't it? You were mad that Jaice Wilds saw through you eventually and ghosted your ass. By the way.. anyone else notice a pattern? Eventually everyone realizes what a piece of shit Kennedy is. Anyways because you're garbage you decided a fake pregnancy was THE way to get your payback. If you try and deny this.. I'll just show the video of it. But apparently you didn't get the desired reaction you wanted so you didn't need that fake baby anymore did you? You decided what you really wanted was to be a good guy. But the problem is.. there is nothing good about you and everyone knows it. So you lost the fake baby. You used the fan's good nature against them. Everyone feels sympathy for someone who had a miscarriage. The fans had to be on your side.
Alex fumes.
How do I know you faked it? Simple.. doctors don't lie. If you really had a miscarriage no way they would have let you get back in the ring that quickly. Even if you found a quack who would Gravedigger wouldn't risk you getting injured and suing the company. You make shit up because you have accomplished nothing and have to try and convince people otherwise. I don't need to lie and play games. I'm the real deal. Maybe I lost to Corey Black. Maybe I lost to Dandy.. and Ryan Lockhart. But I only lose to major stars. Quite frankly that ain't you Kennedy. It ain't ever gonna be. There s a reason you weren't even seeded in the wrestler of the year tournament. There's a reason when you face people like KOS you always come up short. All your lies can't mask the fact you aren't good enough. Deep down everyone knows it. Both of us challenged for the world title. Both of us lost. But there's a difference. I came so close I earned three chances at the world title. Not only did you only get one.. you only got a title shot on Clash. Nobody wanted to see you challenge for the title on pay per view because nobody believed you had any chance of winning!
I still remember when you used to play up your accent. You did this fake parody of yourself. Where it was like you needed to become a cartoon Brit in order to get attention? No wonder you can't beat real stars you don't even know who you really are! Do us all a favor. Just drop the stupid, lazy ways of trying to stand out. Show us the real Kennedy. I'm begging you. Because I don't believe there is a real Kennedy. I don't believe there is anything to you at all. Which is why you are no threat to a real, experienced wrestler such as myself. I know who I am. I know what I have to do to win a match. I drink Zim-Quila, I own a bar, I was a member of a vigilante group that served justice to the bad guys.. I own the most badass vehicle on the planet the Strange Rover. Oh.. and most importantly.. I kick a lot of ass all the damn time! Can you say the same?
Alex snorts.
You probably drive a moped and don't even dream of kicking ass. I'm going to embarrass you so badly this week you decide your next career move is to wear a mask. But really you don't need to. You might as well be wearing a mask anyways with how you hide who you are. This is your legacy... your sad, pathetic legacy. In the end.. everyone who joins you will see the light. They will realize you offer them nothing.. and they will leave. Even Scott Slayer chose Culture Shock over you in the end. You don't even care do you?
Alex looks disgusted
I saw you last week.. trying to act like you were happy for Lissie. I could see the jealousy dripping off of you. I wasn't jealous of Dandy because I've been a world champion before in other company and I know my time is coming in Action. But you were jealous because you know pretending to be the best friend of the world champion is as good as it gets for you. If there was a camera on you when Lissie lost to FPV you would have been smiling. She's not even a real person to you is she? Neither is Razzle. When you saw someone who looked up to you because of your English roots you saw another person you could use. She already took one beating for you didn't she? How long before she serves her purpose too?
Alex cracks his knuckles.
I'm tired of watching you use, manipulate, and discard people. You aren't a real wrestler you are merely a cult leader. Only problem for you is that I don't fall under your spell. I don't respect who you are or what you do. Back in the day people tried to use me as well. There's a reason those people are long gone and I remain. I hate users, I hate liars, I hate phonies, and I hate leeches. You are all of those things Kennedy. When I want to sum you up as a threat I think about Evolution 2. You were the girl who wasted everyone's time by fighting with Lissie Hope and her best friend Geri Miller for over a month to finish it by never even getting your hands dirty. You aligned with Lissie then because you knew you couldn't beat her. So why even try?
Alex spits on the ground.
If I was facing Ryan Lockhart, and Corey Black, the AW and WCF GOATS, in a handicap match I wouldn't go down without a fight! That's who I am! But you mother of deception.. hard work, sacrifice.. that's always been something you left to someone else isn't it? To be honest I'm not expecting that much of a fight out of you Mathews. Because like you have your whole career.. you'll be looking for a way out. During my match against Lissie Hope.. you allowed Hajeet to blast you with a steel chair because that was easier then taking on myself or Dandy wasn't it? Speaking of taking on Dandy.. you had one shot at the world title.. and one Carnage dispatched you. Did you see how much punishment I took challenging for the world title? Maybe that's because I actually believe I can win the world title! You have no heart Kennedy in more ways then one. I'm one of the best in the world.. you try to stop your friends from achieving their potential. I'd help you achieve your potential.. but you have none. When this is over you'll have no hope either.
Alex pulls his retro phone from his doctor's bag and dials Dandy Divito.
Good luck this week.
What da fuck A Dick!
Obviously I meant good luck in avoiding that manslaughter charge when you kill Lissie.
Asshole! Ya almost had me for a second. The plan still on?
The plan where I make sure Kennedy is in no shape to help Lissie during the anything goes match? Shit.. that hypocrite has it coming. That'll be my pleasure.
We gotta let the world know that together or on our own.. you don't wanna fuck with the Two Dandy Dicks!
There's gonna be at least two people who know that by the end of Turmoil..
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