Cutie and the Cruisers! Or How I met your QDT (699)
Nov 23, 2019 9:17:23 GMT -5
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Post by Bolas De Arana on Nov 23, 2019 9:17:23 GMT -5
{We open to the newly remodeled, but still low budgeted, apartment of Bolas de Arana. The man himself, ten times sexier then Brad Pitt, is walking around in a pair of sweatpants, a shirt that says “To err is human, to Arr is Pirate”, a pair of fluffy bunny slippers and of course his mask, because no one could handle the power of his sexiness if it was unleashed. Its just the truth. And with him as always on his private perch is his seagull, Enrique Seagullasies. Bolas is stretched out on the couch in that “sexy and I know it” pose}
“'Ballaniacs! I am dripping with sarcasm, as your girlfriend is dripping from orgasm, for I am the the lover of your mother, the man who’s wit is more tongue in cheek then a lesbian orgy, Bolas “whether the girls are in the arena or at home watching me on the TV station, they are most definitely masturbating” de Arana. And welcome to TURMOIL IS BALLS!”
{Bolas jumps up and does a superman pose}
“And O-M-G has anyone seen my next match?! Three letters that will make you just fanboy die. Q. D. T. And I get to tag with that sexy man of myth and mystery. It’s like he is Zach Morris and I’m Screech Powers and we are all going to be saved by the bell.”
“SQUAWK!”
“Perish the thought! You know damn well that my Cutie-man crush is strictly platonic. And no, I do remember that there are other people in this match. I mean come on Enrique, how dense do you think I am?!”
“SQUAWK!”
“That was rude and hurtful.”
{Bolas sits down on a stool by the bar, crossing his legs seductively}
“Well there is Kitty Petrova on our team. HELLO, saucer of milk, table for two please! I’d like to make her purr. And VHS just seems like the kind of guy that is not only nostalgic, but a hell of a guy to sit around and kick it with. AND THEN THERE IS QDT! Who is by far one of the best dam Cruiserweights to ever exist on the face of the planet! Mental note: have him sign the mask!”
{Bolas gives the thumbs up}
"That is like a Cruiserweight Dream Team. Kitty, QDT, VHS, and Bolas. Dunking balls on the comp since we were able to. We could be a band called Cutie and the Cruisers. That’s how super mecha level awesome this team is. And who do we have to face. Some guys I never met. Psycopomp is like the coolest sounding of all of them. How often is it you meet a spiritual guide to someone's soul? Ooooh, I wonder if he is like a ghost! I aint fraid of no ghost!”
{Bolas does a quick Ghostbusters pose}
After that you have Sentai and Kabukii, two orientals that could be fun to hang out with, since I am sure the karaoke would be straight up hilarious, but neither one has the skills that pay my bills. Going to have to bust out some tea bags for the lovely contestants at Turmoil. Oh yeah, I almost forgot that little brat of a fake king on the iron throne Geoffrey.”
“SQUAWK!”
“What do you mean it isn’t that Geoffrey? I was so pumped to go all king killer on him! Dammit, now I am just going to have to get him and the rest of the b team a towel. See you guys at Turmoil."
{Bolas grabs a letter}
"Time for a quick fan letter. This comes from a little lad named LA Johnny Stylez. And he writes “Dear Bolas, your a fucking chump, Soak Some Up” Awe, thanks for that Johnny. And I hope that inoperable brain tumor isn’t as painful as your promos. Have a nice day folks!”
{Bolas waves as the camera fades out}
“'Ballaniacs! I am dripping with sarcasm, as your girlfriend is dripping from orgasm, for I am the the lover of your mother, the man who’s wit is more tongue in cheek then a lesbian orgy, Bolas “whether the girls are in the arena or at home watching me on the TV station, they are most definitely masturbating” de Arana. And welcome to TURMOIL IS BALLS!”
{Bolas jumps up and does a superman pose}
“And O-M-G has anyone seen my next match?! Three letters that will make you just fanboy die. Q. D. T. And I get to tag with that sexy man of myth and mystery. It’s like he is Zach Morris and I’m Screech Powers and we are all going to be saved by the bell.”
“SQUAWK!”
“Perish the thought! You know damn well that my Cutie-man crush is strictly platonic. And no, I do remember that there are other people in this match. I mean come on Enrique, how dense do you think I am?!”
“SQUAWK!”
“That was rude and hurtful.”
{Bolas sits down on a stool by the bar, crossing his legs seductively}
“Well there is Kitty Petrova on our team. HELLO, saucer of milk, table for two please! I’d like to make her purr. And VHS just seems like the kind of guy that is not only nostalgic, but a hell of a guy to sit around and kick it with. AND THEN THERE IS QDT! Who is by far one of the best dam Cruiserweights to ever exist on the face of the planet! Mental note: have him sign the mask!”
{Bolas gives the thumbs up}
"That is like a Cruiserweight Dream Team. Kitty, QDT, VHS, and Bolas. Dunking balls on the comp since we were able to. We could be a band called Cutie and the Cruisers. That’s how super mecha level awesome this team is. And who do we have to face. Some guys I never met. Psycopomp is like the coolest sounding of all of them. How often is it you meet a spiritual guide to someone's soul? Ooooh, I wonder if he is like a ghost! I aint fraid of no ghost!”
{Bolas does a quick Ghostbusters pose}
After that you have Sentai and Kabukii, two orientals that could be fun to hang out with, since I am sure the karaoke would be straight up hilarious, but neither one has the skills that pay my bills. Going to have to bust out some tea bags for the lovely contestants at Turmoil. Oh yeah, I almost forgot that little brat of a fake king on the iron throne Geoffrey.”
“SQUAWK!”
“What do you mean it isn’t that Geoffrey? I was so pumped to go all king killer on him! Dammit, now I am just going to have to get him and the rest of the b team a towel. See you guys at Turmoil."
{Bolas grabs a letter}
"Time for a quick fan letter. This comes from a little lad named LA Johnny Stylez. And he writes “Dear Bolas, your a fucking chump, Soak Some Up” Awe, thanks for that Johnny. And I hope that inoperable brain tumor isn’t as painful as your promos. Have a nice day folks!”
{Bolas waves as the camera fades out}
Will Bolas and Friends drop some tea bags on the competition?
Or is Bolas going to be too busy fanboying it up and trying to pet the kitty?
And what is up with LA Johnny Stylez sending fan mail to Bolas?
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling!
Or is Bolas going to be too busy fanboying it up and trying to pet the kitty?
And what is up with LA Johnny Stylez sending fan mail to Bolas?
All this and more when you stay tuned to Action Wrestling!