The Villain, the hero, the jester, and the silver spoon 700w
Nov 23, 2019 0:51:00 GMT -5
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Post by "The Yokai" Kabukii on Nov 23, 2019 0:51:00 GMT -5
"Did i tell you or did i tell you?"
Silver Goldstein sits across from Kabukii, in the same old wood paneling surrounded office.
"You're the genuine article and with one single match you put THEE entire division on notice. You think any of your opponents or partners are going to think twice about dismissing you or your legacy going into Turmoil this weekend? You went into that match as a mystery to the casual Action Wrestling fan and once your hand was raised the victor… Social media blew the fuck up and your name took over everyone's search engines for atleast 20 minutes… That may not sound long but in internet time, that's like 200 years, just ask Pornhub."
Kabukii shakes his head, as if not pleased with his work out there or the blatant nonsensical ramblings of his agent.
"I know, i know… I'm a baka, but guess what? This baka knows what the hell he is talking about and that is why you agreed to let me navigate these uncharted waters for you… Now if we could please, watch some video and talk strategy… That'd be great, mmkay?"
Kabukii snarls and then slowly nods his head, shifting his eyes to the poorly set up projector screen to the left of him. Silver taps on his keyboard and a ceiling projector being held by bungee cords comes to life and shines bright on the screen.
"First opponent… Kitty Petrova… Easily a femme fatale who has earned her fair share in this industry, but the one thing that repeatedly comes up in her past, is how many places closed the moment they gave her an inkling of a chance to carry their gold. I mean, you read it, she was in 7 promotions since getting her green start at a young age in Canada and as much of the HIGHS she enjoyed, with every fit she threw about her poor booking, those highs were diminished. Plain and simple, Kitty acts like a journeyman but doesn't know the first thing about truly paying her dues to help establish a company. The entire AW roster would be damned if she was put into any position to carry a championship with her track record as a certified FAILURE…"
"Then there's VHS, I've been known to pitch some ideas of making a good social media presence, but damn, this kid is too much. His very first outing in AW, a moment to make a name for himself he comes off as a neglected child begging for his father's attention… He said he's going to SHOW everyone what he's got and he said it enough, that damn, that's the only take away from his entire promo. Hell, we get it, but at the end of it all, it looked more like desperation on his part to remind himself that he's capable of winning his first match in AW... A moment of doubt and you'll kick his teeth in, without question. You don't have to walk around claiming what you're going to do, that's below you, Kabukii, but this kid desperately needs people's approval…"
"Thirdly is that Spiderballs guy, Bolas… The wise cracking masked fool who has been the flop of the cruiserweight division before the walking punchline Flop graced this company. Threat level is minimal, just do what you do best..."
"Finally the smug ass hat, known as QDT… Now we both know he's the crucial deciding factor on the opposing team's side. The man is the one who wrote the blueprint of how to escape cruiserweight purgatory… His horns are locked with DV, but as you dismantled their longest reigning CW champion, i wouldn't bet against your ability to do the same to QDT. When his eyes met yours, you witnessed the fear that's waiting below the surface… No matter what he does, he will never see through the mist long enough to pull off the win for his team of misfits. You may be the villain, the hero, the jester, and the silver spoon, but in the end this YOUR MATCH TO WIN. You with me?"
Kabukii cracks his neck and glares at Silver.
"Bakas…"
A smirk on Kabukii's face, reassures Silver slightly.