Post by Hot Shot Wayne Austin on Nov 22, 2019 20:26:58 GMT -5
The house show is going fun when Five Finger Death Punch Never Enough sounds off through the speakers and out comes the baddest son of a bitch on the planet! The man who walks the walk and talks the talk and never gives up. Hot Shot Wayne Austin walks down the ramp talking shit to his opponents and the ring announcer. He gets to the bottom of the ramp and lifts both arms up and the crowd loves and hates him. Wayne steps into the ring from the apron and goes to the farthest corner and climbs up lifting both arms up putting the middle finger to the crowd and flash bulbs go off. Wayne calls for a special drink and the time keeper throws a Keystone to him and Wayne catches it and chugs it real quick. He throws the empty can out of the ring and demands a second one. He catches it with one hand as the music stops and he chugs half of it.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Turmoil is only a few days away but that means its a few days away from when Hot Shot goes into the ring and beats 7 other pieces of trash and takes the Television title with him to Keystone City back to glorious Texas and we raise hell all night!
crowd goes balls to the walls.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Im going to drink a Keystone can after Turmoil for every one of those stinky dirty pieces of trash that try to fight me for the belt that will soon be mine!
crowd goes crazy.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Estrilla Tortilla domingo Cruz you listen here you slutty looking little girl. You gon' get in the ring with ol' Hot Shot Wayne Austin pucker up your lips and give me an ol kiss on the mouth and then you're gonna get a stunner look up at the stars as I pin you for the three.
crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Razzle Dazzle Put Me In a Chazzle Mars you listen up now because when I put the rings of saturn on you, you gonna be just like Pluto and not count as a real planet anymore and then you won't even be a star in the galaxy as I count the three over you!
Crowd loves these jokes.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Rj Collins it dont matter if you're showing up as RJ, or DJ or an actual DJ who spins records and plays tunes to the beat because no matter what my foot will be tapping a mudwhole so deep in your audio ass that you wont hear music for a week!
Crowd enjoys themselves.
Hot Sot Wayne Austin: Judge Tennoson you gotta another thing coming if you look at me and think you can convince a jury to convict me because you know i am without a doubt the baddest son of a bitch on the planet so you swing your gavel and hand out your sentences but on Turmoil you'll be handed a loss from ol Hot Shot!
Crowd likes it.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Felix Fountain you can eat my ass and drink my blood after I beat you down!
Crowd loves it.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Voss Holt you might be Television Champion right now but sure as the waves hit the beach on the shores of Texas I'm going to hit you in the face and get you with a Stunner and win to become the new tv champion.
Crowd enjoys the poetic words.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: And let me talk about one more person because I have a lot to say on Flappy Floppy!
Crowd says oh!
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Flop you came out here and disgusted this crowd with your piss drinkin and what have you and then on Clash I tried to find you, and when I did to give you a stunner for what you said and did about me you just slip out of my grasp and just leave. You can ignore the masses and you can ignore your little god but you can't ignore Hot Shot Wayne Austin and at Turmoil I hope I get my hands on you because I will hit you with the stunner you slippery floppy fish and you will get pinned down. Flop is going to plop!
crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: If you want Hot Shot to be your TV champion gimmie a hell yeah!
Crowd chants hell yeah.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Turmoil is only a few days away but that means its a few days away from when Hot Shot goes into the ring and beats 7 other pieces of trash and takes the Television title with him to Keystone City back to glorious Texas and we raise hell all night!
crowd goes balls to the walls.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Im going to drink a Keystone can after Turmoil for every one of those stinky dirty pieces of trash that try to fight me for the belt that will soon be mine!
crowd goes crazy.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Estrilla Tortilla domingo Cruz you listen here you slutty looking little girl. You gon' get in the ring with ol' Hot Shot Wayne Austin pucker up your lips and give me an ol kiss on the mouth and then you're gonna get a stunner look up at the stars as I pin you for the three.
crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Razzle Dazzle Put Me In a Chazzle Mars you listen up now because when I put the rings of saturn on you, you gonna be just like Pluto and not count as a real planet anymore and then you won't even be a star in the galaxy as I count the three over you!
Crowd loves these jokes.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Rj Collins it dont matter if you're showing up as RJ, or DJ or an actual DJ who spins records and plays tunes to the beat because no matter what my foot will be tapping a mudwhole so deep in your audio ass that you wont hear music for a week!
Crowd enjoys themselves.
Hot Sot Wayne Austin: Judge Tennoson you gotta another thing coming if you look at me and think you can convince a jury to convict me because you know i am without a doubt the baddest son of a bitch on the planet so you swing your gavel and hand out your sentences but on Turmoil you'll be handed a loss from ol Hot Shot!
Crowd likes it.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Felix Fountain you can eat my ass and drink my blood after I beat you down!
Crowd loves it.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Voss Holt you might be Television Champion right now but sure as the waves hit the beach on the shores of Texas I'm going to hit you in the face and get you with a Stunner and win to become the new tv champion.
Crowd enjoys the poetic words.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: And let me talk about one more person because I have a lot to say on Flappy Floppy!
Crowd says oh!
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: Flop you came out here and disgusted this crowd with your piss drinkin and what have you and then on Clash I tried to find you, and when I did to give you a stunner for what you said and did about me you just slip out of my grasp and just leave. You can ignore the masses and you can ignore your little god but you can't ignore Hot Shot Wayne Austin and at Turmoil I hope I get my hands on you because I will hit you with the stunner you slippery floppy fish and you will get pinned down. Flop is going to plop!
crowd laughs.
Hot Shot Wayne Austin: If you want Hot Shot to be your TV champion gimmie a hell yeah!
Crowd chants hell yeah.