(7/14/18) Dune Presents XIII Night Two Oct 16, 2019 14:17:54 GMT -5
Post by Action Reel on Oct 16, 2019 14:17:54 GMT -5
XIII NIGHT TWO - JULY 14,2018
UBEHEBE CRATER, DEATH VALLEY, CA
UBEHEBE CRATER, DEATH VALLEY, CA
We open on the Ubehebe Crater in the middle of Death Valley to find Phish finishing up an all-time great second set/encore straight out of December 1995 as XIII goes live. The final notes of Tweezer Reprise blast throughout the Ubehebe Crater, issuing a huge pop from the crowd. Some are dead from the sheer ferocity of the audio onslaught, but the vast majority are rearing and ready to go for the festivities to come. The WCF Faithful fill the crater to bursting, over 100,000 of them, and a roar goes up as Dune takes the stage.
Dune: Good evening...and welcome to XIII NIGHT TWO!
Dune: As you know, I’ll be your host for the evening. It’s a part I’ve never played before, but rest assured I’m going to keep it short and sweet. We’ve got a four matches coming your way tonight...first up, a threeway featuring Kylie Moore, Lili Rose, and Tyler Debonair to determine the #1 Contender for the WCF Television Title!
Dune: Next up, one of the most intense rivalries in the WCF today will come to a head when Bonnie Blue takes on Jackson Caine!
Dune: After that, it’s a returning Roy Speede squaring off against former World Champion Stephen Singh! That match is definitely going to happen, for sure 100%!
Dune: And finally, in the main event, the WCF World Title will be on the line as Teo Del Sol and I battle for the throne...
Dune: But without further ado, it gives me great pleasure to announce our special guest staff for the evening. I worked my ass off to get these three. Straight from the depths of Hell, I give you...DAVID BOWIE!
The crater explodes with a massive roar as David Bowie from “Labyrinth” levitates from the top of the massive XIIINightTwoTron down to the ring. His grace is unrivaled as he glides from corner to corner.
David Bowie: Thank you, Mr. Dune. You’ve got a big night ahead of you. I’ll take it from here.
Dune nods and exits the ring, making his way back up the ramp and disappearing behind the curtain.
David Bowie: It’s good to be back. For years and years I roamed, I gazed a gazeless stare. And now, gazing out at all of you bloodthirsty heathens...well I’ll be damned if it doesn’t bring a smile to my face. Ladies and Gentlemen, I don’t know where we’re going from here, but I promise you it’s gonna be a wild ride!
David Bowie: We’ve got to have announcers for the folks back home, and these two are some of the best to ever do it. I’ve come to know them well in the fires of Hell. Ladies and Gentlemen...I give you, GORDON SOLIE, PIMP KING OF THE CRATER!
Gordon Solie bursts forth from a ball of flame, his pinky ring blinding the crowd as he waves.
Gordon Solie: NO QUESTION ABOUT IT, FANS!
David Bowie: And his partner for the evening...THE EVER INTOXICATED ROD TRONGARD!
Rod Trongard lands in the center of the ring via parachute, and he struggles to break free of the chords as he calls out.
Rod Trongard: I’M ROD TRONGARD, AND I JUST CONSUMED AN ENTIRE CACTUS!
Rod finally frees himself and takes his place next to Gordon Solie at the ringside table.
David Bowie: Charming. And so, with all the pieces in place...I believe there's nothing left to do but get this show on the road!
XIII cuts to a promo package for Lili Rose, Kylie Moore, and Tyler Debonair.