Post by Action Reel on Oct 16, 2019 13:25:11 GMT -5
Zombie McMorris vs Johnny Reb vs Brad Kane vs Jeff Purse
"Never Gonna Stop" blasts through the PA as Zombie McMorris makes his way onto the stage all pumped up. Hopping on the balls of his toes and shaking his arms out, Zombie rushes the ring as the music kicks up. Sliding into the ring he makes it across the ring, stepping on the bottom rope and points to the crowd before making his way to the corner turn buckle and pointing to them again and beating his chest in excitement.
"Won't Back Down" by Eminem blares on the PA. On the right side of the stage there is a bike ramp that extends just about to the middle of the Titan Tron. Atop the bike ramp is Jeff Purse. He is sitting on his bike, looking out upon the audience. He throws one had in the air as the audience cheers.
"You can sound the alarm
you can call out your guards
you can fence in your yard
you can pull all the cards
but I won't back down
oh no I wont back down
oh no
"
At this he sets off down the ramp. Directly across is another ramp on the left side of the stage, which Purse heads for.
"Cadillac Sevilles, Coupe Devilles
brain dead rims yeah stupid wheels
girl I'm too for real
lose your tooth and nails
try to fight it, try to deny it
stupid you will feel
what I do, I do it well
shooting from the hip, yeah boy shoot to kill
half a breath left on my death bed
screaming F that yeah super ill
"
Purse flies up the other ramp, launching off of it. He pulls off a small back flip, rides down the rest of the ramp, and comes to a screeching halt in the center of the stage. He gets off, kickstands it. He looks out, smiles, and throws his arms in the air. Red and Blue pyros explode behind him
"I cut my toes off and step on the receipt before I foot the bill
listen garden tool don't make me introduce you to my power tool
you know the *beeping* drill"
He starts off across the stage as Kari joins him, slapping five with fans, walking very casually but at a quick pace. When he gets to the ring he jumps up on the apron and quickly makes his way in through the middle rope, while Kari walks around the outside, pumping up the crowd. Jeff stands in the center of the ring, "air guns" a corner, pyros shoot out of it. He subsequently does that for every other corner, pyros of red and white shooting out every time. He anxiously awaits his competition.
The house lights go out in the arena as the opening of "This Is Confrontation" by Killswitch Engage flares up. Strobe lights begin to go insane when the vocals blare out of the sound system as Brad Kane appears in the entry way with the Reckless Jack mask on with Nina Watts right at his side. The crowd is thrilled seeing him as Brad inhales before he makes his way down the ring. A few hands get slapped away as once Brad is at ringside, he hops up on the ring apron. The lights are back to normal as they enter the ring as he heads to the nearest turnbuckle and goes up to the middle buckle. Some take pictures as he steps down, inhaling once more as he does the same thing on the other side of the ring before yanking off his mask. He then backs into the corner as he then waits for the match to begin as his entrance song fades off.
The house lights dim, and the intro to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama" hits the speakers. Hushed anticipation falls over the crowd as a spotlight illuminates the stage. Johnny Reb steps out from behind the curtain. A cheer goes up from the audience at his appearance. As the he walks over the stage, a cascade of sparks rains down. The Inveterate Confederate circles the ring, slapping hands with the fans at ringside. Johnny eschews the steps completely; he leaps onto the ring apron and climbs the turnbuckles, posing for the cheering crowd for a moment before he jumps down, ready for the match to begin.
Jonny Fly: GUESS WHO IS COMMENTATING THIS SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS!?
Shannan Lerch: This is so arousing
Jonny Fly: For the record, if you’re watching this match going, ‘hey, what happened to the intros?’ well then fuck you.
Shannan Lerch: I can’t believe you’re here. Next to me. And we’re not, you know…
Jonny Fly: Do your job, whore.
As the bell rings all four competitors take no prisoners. Zombie nails Jeff Purse with several knife edge chops as Brad Kane starts to pummel Johnny Reb. Zombie pushes Purse into a corner with chops as Kane traps Reb in an opposite corner. Looking back at each other they nod, grabbing the rest of their respective opponents tossing them center ring. Reb and Purse grab the others arm, swinging around each other, Reb nails Zombie with a clothesline as Purse hits a cross body block to Kane. Reb pounds on Zombie with kicks chops and punches while Purse hooks Kane's leg
Shannan Lerch: First pinfall attempt of the night!
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Jonny Fly: Come on ref! My man JP deserves a faster count than that!
Kane kicks out with authority. Reb leaves Zombie dazed in the corner and proceeds to stomp on Kane. Purse lets Reb have Kane, and focuses on Zombie. Measuring him up Purse charges Zombie hitting him with a stinger splash, Zombie stumbles out of the corner then drops in the center of the ring. Reb then hooks Kane in a t-bone, flipping Kane over his head Kane lands on top or Zombie. With the two men down in the ring, Reb and Purse begin pounding on each other. Meanwhile the ref sees Kane on top of Zombie and goes for the count. Reb and Purse don't even notice.
Shannan Lerch: Here we go again!
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Zombie McMorris kicks out.
Jonny Fly: Okay, a question; If Zombies are the walking dead, how can that guy get his shoulder up so quickly?
Shannan Lerch: I don’t know, but what are you doing after the show?
Jonny Fly: You are not allowed anywhere close to the Dethfort.
Shannan Lerch: …awww.
Sliding to a corner he watches as Purse gets the better of Reb, scooping him up then slamming him back down. Zombie charges Purse but before he reaches his intended target, Kane uses his momentum by wrapping his arm around Zombies head hitting a beautiful running bulldog. before Kane is up, Purse nails him with the Spoke super kick. As he goes to pin Kane, Reb nails him with a spear. As Reb stands up raising his arms Kane has recovered and a full nelson Russian legsweep. Kane goes for the pin on Reb, but Purse breaks it up with a double axehandle to Kanes back. Picking Kane up he hits a gut wrench suplex, keeping his arms wrapped around Kane's waist, Purse picks him up off the mat and hits a second gut wrench. Attempting to pick Kane up for another move, Reb nails him with a hard clothesline to the chest. Reb then hits a snap leg drop before sliding on top of Purse for the pin, as the ref slides into position, Zombie starts to climb the turnbuckles
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Zombie reaches the top turnbuckle
Shannan Lerch: WHY IN THE GOD OF FUCK WOULD HE TRY TO BREAK UP THIS COVER!?
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Jeff Purse kicks out!
Jonny Fly: Good idea by Zombie after all, waiting for the cover to take place and then springing to action…
Zombie soars through the air with a big splash on top of Reb and Purse. Before he can capitalize, Kane sweeps in with a head punt. Zombie lights go right out, Kane makes a quick pin attempt.
Shannan Lerch: An opportunistic Brad Kane with the cover!
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Jonny Fly: BRAD KANE HAS ELIMINATED ZOMBIE MCMORRIS! PURSE AND REB ARE STILL ALIVE!
Before Kane can celebrate Johnny Reb peppers him with rights and lefts. Tossing him to the ropes Reb bends down, catching Kane on the rebound with a high back body drop. Purse goes to dispose of Kane, but gets hit with a desperation codebreaker. Falling out of the ring from the force of the blow is Jeff Purse, Reb goes to get Brad but he rolls Reb up! Kane seizes the moment and quickly pins Johnny Reb!
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Jonny Fly: FUCK YOU BRAD KANE! Good effort out there by Reb, tough break.
Shannan Lerch: Brad Kane is doing work tonight.
Jonny Fly: He can do work on your snatch for all I care.
As Kane enjoys a short celebration, Purse slowly makes his way back into the ring. Circling each other, Both men slow to move, feeling each other out as Kane reaches for Purse's out stretched hand, Purse grabs Kane's had, both start fighing for dominate position in a test of strength Neither able to get the advantage, Purse hops up placing both feet on the midsection of Kane, throwing his weight back he monkey flips Kane over his head, as Kane crashes back first onto the mat Purse rolls over on top holding Kane's hands to the mat for the count.
Jonny Fly: COME ON JEFF!
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Shannan Lerch: Brad Kane kicks out!
Jonny Fly: I’m about three seconds away from getting in the ring and destroying this ref. That’s the slowest count I’ve ever seen.
Jeff pulls Kane up to his feet, twisting an arm up, over his head then back down in a twisting arm bar Kane falls to one knee grunting in pain. Jeff throws down several forearm shots to Kane's arm, then pulls it forcing Kane up to his feet, then throwing Kane to the ropes. Jeff quickly hits the ropes himself, hitting Kane with a hard elbow to the chest, Kane though doesn’t go down. Jeff uses the ropes again for momentum, using the momentum to toss himself into the air for a high knee shot to Kane's upper body.
Shannan Lerch: Jeff Purse is in full control of this match right now. He’s fighting for a chance to move on to the finals!
Jonny Fly: He’s Pantheon’s last hope in this matchup, he HAS to score the win here.
Kane hits the mat and the fans respond with a mixed reaction. Purse goes over to the fallen Kane, trying to stay on top of him, keeping his opponent grounded. Locking in a deep deep arm bar. Pulling hard almost as if trying to rip Kane's arm out of it's socket. Kane fights through the pain, shaking his head no as the ref asks' if he wants to quit. getting to a vertical base, Jeff tries to throw his opponent back down onto the mat. Kane blocks the toss and throws a speedy open handed uppercut, then another. Jeff's grip loosens enough for Kane to pull his arm out of the arm bar, he nails several more hard shots to Jeff's head, then rotates into a Discus Punch! The force knocks Jeff off his feet and sends him a couple of feet back crashing hard on the mat. Kane quickly covers him.
Jonny Fly: Come on Purse, kick out!
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Jonny Fly: NO!! JEFF KICKED OUT JUST IN TIME! YES!!
Shannan Lerch: That was about as close as you’ll ever see, folks.
Jeff is able to kick out at the last possible second just before the ref's hand slaps the mat a third time. Both men exhausted at this point start digging down deep. The fans are solidly behind both competitors. Kane pounds on Jeff, punishing him further with hard head shots. Wiping the sweat off his, the wear of the match plainly apparent, Kane picks up Purse, wrapping his arm around Purses' head and Purse arm draped over his neck he hoists the United States champion in a suplex attempt. Purse is able to throw his weight down,blocking the move. Kane wails on Purse with punches to the chest and ribs, then tries for the suplex again. Again, Purse is able to block, using his downward momentum Purse swings around to Kane's side, grabbing Kane's arm he pulls Kane down to the mat, dropping on the arm, then wrapping his leg securing a armbar scissors, he wraps his hands around Kane's face for a crippler crossface.
Jonny Fly: Break that motherfucker’s neck!
Kane realizes he's in danger, starts fighting towards the ropes. Purse tries to put more weight on Kane's body adding pressure to the hold. Kane nears the ropes. Purse releases the hold as Kane tucks his arm underneath him holding it in pain. Purse intensifies the attack with hard kicks to the arm and shoulder. Picking Kane up he tosses him to the ropes. As Kane rebounds he wraps an arm underneath Kane's arm hip tossing Kane up and over back to the mat. Attempting to wrap his arm in an armbar Kane nails him in the back with four hard knee's to the spine. Both men scramble back to their feet. Kane gets the upper hand with a power scoop slam, followed by several snap elbows to the chest knocking the wind out of his opponent. Going outside he climbs the turnbuckles. Out of the corner of his eye Purse see's Kane scaling the buckles. His adrenaline starts pumping through his veins. As Kane reaches the top turnbuckle, Purse uses the last of his energy reserves, kipping up to his feet, as Kane flies Purse turns to his side, the fans rise in unison as Purse steps into Kane's path flight, lifting up his leg for his Superkick finisher THE SPOKE!
Jonny Fly: BOOM! RACK ‘EM UP!
Shannan Lerch: Is Jeff Purse about to advance?
Jeff goes for the pin, he has this won!
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BRAD KANE REVERSES THE PIN INTO A ROLLUP!
Jonny Fly: NO NO NO!
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Brad Kane wins!
Shannan Lerch: Holy shit, Brad stole that one! That was crazy.
Jonny Fly: That son of a bitch.