Pandora and Geri's Amazeballs Trip 2 Sept 12, 2019 11:41:04 GMT -5
Post by Geri Vayden on Sept 12, 2019 11:41:04 GMT -5
We see Geri Miller driving a green pickup truck. She wipes her brow. ”Phew! Finally away from that middle of nowhere cage. Now I can focus on XIII and the Final Girl Battle Royal. What to do, what to do? Shall we look at the competitors?
First there is Claire Hawkins, the Metal Witch. The former Television Champion. Let me ask you Claire, what happens when you fall from grace? What happens when you are on top of the world and you come crashing down? You join a rag tag group of morons that think they are God’s gift to wrestling. You hide in Corey Bull’s shadow.. literally and figuratively. Claire when we step into the ring at XIII I will prove that you have plateaued and I am on my way to the fucking top. All the spells in the world can’t save you from me. You call yourself a witch well I call you a BITCH!
That brings me to Karma Bishop. The long lost mother of the Brotherhood. I have noticed she comes out of the woodwork every now and then and never amounts to anything. Karma Bishop is the equivalent of a tomato. Tomatoes are good but they do not belong in a fruit salad. Karma is good but doesn’t belong in an Action Wrestling ring.
Miss Michelle and Britney Caldwell are simply nobodies anymore. They came out the gate quick but lost in the race. They are the best example of the hare in the tortoise and the hare. They simply are nothing They are non factors in this match.
Miss Miyamoto is a terrible idea to put in this match. She is not a wrestler she just happens to be fucking one. How does that give her a chance in hell of winning this match? I know you are a black belt but that doesn’t help you when I hit the Miller’s Tale hits you from out of nowhere? What are you going to do when Shadowlove isn’t there to save you? What are you going to do when I toss your stupid ass over the top rope?”
Geri lights a blunt and puffs on it as she speaks again. ”Zoey Sixx, I have taken a look into you and there is not much to you is there? You seem to have a superiority complex. You are so fake it isn’t even funny. You are one of those morons who think people like you when they just pity you.
Juanita Juarez is in a company owned by her ex. If that isn’t just desserts I don’t know what is. There is no way in hell she is winning or coming close to winning. Juanita Juarez shouldn’t be anywhere near a victory. She is simply nothing and a non factor.
Miss Anicka Swan, what have you done besides riding the coattails of Allison Riggs-Preston? What have you done besides pushing your whorish agenda here in Action Wrestling? You, much like Juanita Juarez, are a non factor. You are not a fucking wrestler. You are a fucking prostitute.
That brings me to the one person, who isn’t really a person in this match. Pandora has been a thorn in my side lately. She isn’t real and Action Wrestling needs to stop putting actresses dressed as her in the ring to get to me. They do this on purpose. They are so against me it isn’t even funny.”
Like clockwork Pandora pops her head up in the back of the truck. ”Pandora is Pandora. Pandora is here!”
Geri runs the truck off the road. She looks at Pandora. ”Get Out!”
Pandora shrugs her shoulders. ”Okay.”
Geri laughs but that quickly fades as her heart shows. She opens the door. ”Get back in, Pandora. You may be made up and imaginary but I can’t leave you here to die. I got to keep you by my side.”
Pandora smiles. Geri Miller likes Pandora. Pandora is grateful for that. Pandora will remember this and eliminate Geri Miller last in the battle royal. Pandora and Geri Miller will be the final girls left won’t we Geri Miller?”
The camera shows Geri gripping the wheel of the pickup truck. She picks up her cell phone and dials a number. She puts a single finger up to Pandora to shush her. We don’t hear the voice on the other line. Geri speaks. ”What up beeyotch? I hear y’all need an equalizer for Execution. I am your girl! Yeah I will make sure I am focused. Now do you have the good shit or not? I have an imaginary monkey on my back that I need to get rid of and weed isn’t doing the job anymore. I will see you there.”
With that the scene fades to black.