Post by Kyle Cameron on Sept 12, 2019 2:19:22 GMT -5
Kyle Cameron RP #5 - B U L L Y
If there is a loser capital of the world, it's in Tokyo, Japan.
Akihibara prefecture to be precise. So many fucking weeaboo pieces of filth wasting their life away in worlds of fiction. Anime and manga and video games, gimme a break. All those things do is teach people the exact opposite way to socialize. Is that why Derrick Vayden was bullied as a kid? Did he play too many video games and become one of those "hikkikkomoris" or whatever the fuck you call them? Doesn't matter, the kid is still a DORK.
I needed to vent my feelings on video games, so I stole a Nintendo Switch (no way in hell I'm caught paying for one of those things) and brought it to a nearby alley where no one could see it becoming acquainted with my bat. It feels so good to destroy something so many people consider beautiful. I began to fantasize every screw coming loose and flying off as Derrick Vayden's teeth getting knocked into the front row of this shithole concert dump. The secret to success is visualization.
Akihibara prefecture to be precise. So many fucking weeaboo pieces of filth wasting their life away in worlds of fiction. Anime and manga and video games, gimme a break. All those things do is teach people the exact opposite way to socialize. Is that why Derrick Vayden was bullied as a kid? Did he play too many video games and become one of those "hikkikkomoris" or whatever the fuck you call them? Doesn't matter, the kid is still a DORK.
I needed to vent my feelings on video games, so I stole a Nintendo Switch (no way in hell I'm caught paying for one of those things) and brought it to a nearby alley where no one could see it becoming acquainted with my bat. It feels so good to destroy something so many people consider beautiful. I began to fantasize every screw coming loose and flying off as Derrick Vayden's teeth getting knocked into the front row of this shithole concert dump. The secret to success is visualization.
Kyle: DERRICK. VAYDEN. Let me make ONE THING clear to you right off the jump. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE who has ever bullied you in their life, has been correct. You have been and ALWAYS WILL BE a LOSER, a DORK, a NERD and a BITCH. You are NOT THE PROPER AW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, I AM. You took on a man we both have beaten in your "defense" of the belt, I beat someone that you kept dodging week in and week out until her twitter bitchings became too much. I've done more for this belt in one month then you've done in SEVERAL.
*THWACK* *THWACK*
The bat kept colliding with the console. Bits of circuitry were exposed like Derrick's bitchness.
Kyle: Do you really think that you can beat me here, at XIII? Bitch, do you even hardcore?! I AM VIOLENCE PERSONIFIED, YOU ARE SAFETY PERSONIFIED. I'm willing to take risks so brutal and deadly it'll make your nuts quiver and your skinny jeans vibrate out of FEAR. We are in the MOTHERLAND of deathmatch, the most hardcore thing you've ever done is a ladder match. I'd beat you to near-death with this bat even without a title on the line, just for fun!
The Switch was barely holding up. But I refused to stop beating it. It needed to pay for it's sins. For every LOSER out there in the world that it helped to create.
Kyle: You're just like every fucking loser that lives in this godforsaken country. Always bullied by people better than you, always getting beat the fuck up by people stronger than you. You think that by becoming a fake rock star and "humiliating them" you're getting back at them? PFFT YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, DORK. You should've done what every other bullied kid in America does and just shoot your bullies all at once, that way the whole of the country can properly not give a shit about you in peace.
The time has come. Friday, I take your belt away from you and become KYLE...UNDISPUTED CHAMPION...CAMERON! And leave you as nothing but an empty-handed loser with tears in his eyes, just like when you were a kid! THE BULLIES WERE RIGHT DERRICK VAYDEN, YOU REALLY ARE A FUCKING LOSER!!
The laughing, it came suddenly. I just couldn't stop. Vayden thinks he can beat me? THAT JOKE THINKS HE HAS A CHANCE?! HOW FUCKING HILARIOUS! HA HA HAAAAAA!! The laughs rang out for all of Asia to hear, as I finished off the dork generator, leaving nothing but dust and weeb tears.
Oh god. What am I doing?! Why is the bat in my hand? Why am I laughing?! Oh god oh fuck, oh god oh fuck! I need to get out of here! Jesus Jesus Jesus. I don't want to get arrested JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Oh god. What am I doing?! Why is the bat in my hand? Why am I laughing?! Oh god oh fuck, oh god oh fuck! I need to get out of here! Jesus Jesus Jesus. I don't want to get arrested JESUS CHRIST GET ME OUT OF HERE.