Post by Juanita Juarez on Sept 8, 2019 6:59:31 GMT -5
The scene opens up on a street filled with parked cars and the loud sounds of hispanic music playing. As the camera gets closer, we see Hispanic men and women walking to and from a house. Most of the people the camera passes by sport MS-13 tattoos. The camera pushes through the crowd and past the speakers pumping out the loud music and someone points to the stairs. The camera ends up at a door and after knocking a voice inside tells them to enter. Juanita Juarez aka JJ is inside, seated in a chair. The cameraman closes the door behind him and you could hear a pin drop inside the room.
JJ: Soundproof walls. Welcome! I’m sure seeing me on an Action Wrestling show is a surprise, but then again it’s a Final Girl Battle Royal so at the same time it should not be a surprise. Action Wrestling. It’s funny. I used to be in a relationship with Gravedigger. We were close for years until he betrayed my brother. I say it’s all funny because Gravedigger’s final year of wrestling went down in flames with him losing in practically every big match he was in. He comes to Torture and they start Action Wrestling with Gravedigger as the face of the company, but he fails at that, too, and ever since Torture became the one on the screen, this place has blown up. Karma’s a bitch, Gravedigger, and so it’s funny seeing you fail to be the big star again.
Speaking of Karma. You know this puta just had to show back up again to defend her win in the first battle royal. I may have been eliminated last time, but this time things are going to be different, just like they are here in AW. Action Wrestling has become a woman’s world if we’re being honest here. Lissie Hope carries around the All-In briefcase and Dandy DiVito is the world champion. We all know Dandy’s secretly a woman.
Our battle royal is put on near the beginning of XIII because they need to entertain the neckbeards and keep them watching later in the night. Karma, you’re going to catch up with yourself at XIII and look up from outside the ring as I stand victorious, perched on the turnbuckles. I overestimated you and all the other prissy women who were in this match, but the difference between you and me is that I’m a survivor. I live and I thrive in a man’s world. I survive in the streets surrounded by all these knuckle-dragging apes in MS-13. I don’t survive by spreading my legs like most of these women in the battle royal. I survived by taking what’s mine, taking no one’s shit, and wrecking anyone who gets in my way. Please, get in my way during the battle royal. I’d love to wreck that pretty face!
Despite the fact that Karma won the Final Girl Battle Royal last time, she’s not even the biggest name in this match. No, the biggest name in this match is Claire Hawkins.
JJ laughs.
JJ: I’m sorry, but it’s just hilarious that you’re in this match, Claire. Here you are nearly 18 months into your Action Wrestling career with a TV title reign under your belt. You’ve been fighting against other women, but mainly men for your entire career, and you’re thrown into a match designed just to show off some scantily clad bitches throwing each other out of the ring. OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN. It wasn’t even that long ago that you were fighting for the AW world title, but here you are fighting us in this battle royal match. What happened Claire? Did you actually ask for this match? Did you get tired of laying on your back week in and week out, getting pinned all the time? You seem to only do your best here in Action Wrestling when you’re facing other women. If this is what happened, then bravo on the step back.
OR….or is it possible that the powers that be just booked you with us? Did they just plug you in? How bad of a setback is it for the powers that be to just toss you into this match? I mean where is Lissie Hope in this match? Where is Ariel Shadows? Allison Riggs-Preston? Karlie Nash? Do I need to continue? Then there’s the worst part about you and that’s you joining Culture Shock. What do you even bring to the group? Sex appeal? That’s for damn sure with that group of uggos. Did they need to meet some kind of diversity quota by making you a member?
Claire, we’ve never met and I’m 0-1 in my career with this being my second match, but if we meet in the ring during the battle royal, I’m going to embarrass you. I’m going to humiliate you. I’m going to make everyone watching scratch their head and wonder how the hell you had a decent TV title reign and how you managed to get all those world title shots you’ve received. I’m a woman on a mission and that’s to prove that I should have been the one to win the Final Girl Battle Royal two years ago. You...are just in the way.
Oh and as for the rest of the field. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I’m not wasting a ton of my time on any of you because Claire Hawkins and Karma Bishop are the only ones in this match who I truly have to contend with. Miss Miyamoto will not even make it into the match because she’ll be too busy posing for half an hour. Geri Miller likely won’t show up because she’ll be too baked to leave the lockerroom. Then the rest of the field is nothing but whores who spend more time on their makeup than learning a wrestling hold.
At XIII, the Final Girl Battle Royal is mine!
JJ smirks as the scene fades out.
JJ: Soundproof walls. Welcome! I’m sure seeing me on an Action Wrestling show is a surprise, but then again it’s a Final Girl Battle Royal so at the same time it should not be a surprise. Action Wrestling. It’s funny. I used to be in a relationship with Gravedigger. We were close for years until he betrayed my brother. I say it’s all funny because Gravedigger’s final year of wrestling went down in flames with him losing in practically every big match he was in. He comes to Torture and they start Action Wrestling with Gravedigger as the face of the company, but he fails at that, too, and ever since Torture became the one on the screen, this place has blown up. Karma’s a bitch, Gravedigger, and so it’s funny seeing you fail to be the big star again.
Speaking of Karma. You know this puta just had to show back up again to defend her win in the first battle royal. I may have been eliminated last time, but this time things are going to be different, just like they are here in AW. Action Wrestling has become a woman’s world if we’re being honest here. Lissie Hope carries around the All-In briefcase and Dandy DiVito is the world champion. We all know Dandy’s secretly a woman.
Our battle royal is put on near the beginning of XIII because they need to entertain the neckbeards and keep them watching later in the night. Karma, you’re going to catch up with yourself at XIII and look up from outside the ring as I stand victorious, perched on the turnbuckles. I overestimated you and all the other prissy women who were in this match, but the difference between you and me is that I’m a survivor. I live and I thrive in a man’s world. I survive in the streets surrounded by all these knuckle-dragging apes in MS-13. I don’t survive by spreading my legs like most of these women in the battle royal. I survived by taking what’s mine, taking no one’s shit, and wrecking anyone who gets in my way. Please, get in my way during the battle royal. I’d love to wreck that pretty face!
Despite the fact that Karma won the Final Girl Battle Royal last time, she’s not even the biggest name in this match. No, the biggest name in this match is Claire Hawkins.
JJ laughs.
JJ: I’m sorry, but it’s just hilarious that you’re in this match, Claire. Here you are nearly 18 months into your Action Wrestling career with a TV title reign under your belt. You’ve been fighting against other women, but mainly men for your entire career, and you’re thrown into a match designed just to show off some scantily clad bitches throwing each other out of the ring. OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN. It wasn’t even that long ago that you were fighting for the AW world title, but here you are fighting us in this battle royal match. What happened Claire? Did you actually ask for this match? Did you get tired of laying on your back week in and week out, getting pinned all the time? You seem to only do your best here in Action Wrestling when you’re facing other women. If this is what happened, then bravo on the step back.
OR….or is it possible that the powers that be just booked you with us? Did they just plug you in? How bad of a setback is it for the powers that be to just toss you into this match? I mean where is Lissie Hope in this match? Where is Ariel Shadows? Allison Riggs-Preston? Karlie Nash? Do I need to continue? Then there’s the worst part about you and that’s you joining Culture Shock. What do you even bring to the group? Sex appeal? That’s for damn sure with that group of uggos. Did they need to meet some kind of diversity quota by making you a member?
Claire, we’ve never met and I’m 0-1 in my career with this being my second match, but if we meet in the ring during the battle royal, I’m going to embarrass you. I’m going to humiliate you. I’m going to make everyone watching scratch their head and wonder how the hell you had a decent TV title reign and how you managed to get all those world title shots you’ve received. I’m a woman on a mission and that’s to prove that I should have been the one to win the Final Girl Battle Royal two years ago. You...are just in the way.
Oh and as for the rest of the field. Fuck you. Fuck all of you. I’m not wasting a ton of my time on any of you because Claire Hawkins and Karma Bishop are the only ones in this match who I truly have to contend with. Miss Miyamoto will not even make it into the match because she’ll be too busy posing for half an hour. Geri Miller likely won’t show up because she’ll be too baked to leave the lockerroom. Then the rest of the field is nothing but whores who spend more time on their makeup than learning a wrestling hold.
At XIII, the Final Girl Battle Royal is mine!
JJ smirks as the scene fades out.