Lockhart
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 1, 2019 2:07:23 GMT -5
As rumors continue to circulate about the #beachkrew booked February PPV event, there has been a twist in the proceedings. The champion himself has been calling out the roster via twitter, which have mostly gone unanswered. While reporters have been unable to find the location of the VolkSWAGGIN', some random 'not journalists' were able to find them in Ryan's hometown of Boston, and released a video of the group.
Poorly filmed camera footage appears on screen with a group of reporters outside the VolkSWAGGIN', we see gawdnilla himself stick his head out for a brief moment, the look on his face screaming "fuck this shit" as he pokes his head back in after saying: 'Go away, plebs'
The audience doesn't disperse, and moments later we see yung PasterSNAK pop his head out too, this time holding a bunch of stained and creased #beachkrew shirts and tank tops, which he throws at them as he slurs his words: 'Is that enough for you? fuckin' leeches' he then too disappears.
Jared does not come out. Jared is beastin' on those mobile games. This is better character development than anyone on the roster.
Finally, Ryan himself opens the door, wearing only a pair of baggy black basketball shorts. His eyes narrow as he squints through the lights shined on him by phone torches.
'For the last time, we aren't telling you what the pay-per-view will be called. And yeah, we still haven't found anyone to fight for the belt. Bitches make up this entire roster. Maybe I'll just pull a name out of a hat or something. Or try and get TFK or even Shadow to return - at least they wouldn't pussy out.'
He shuts the door to the SWAGGIN' and the engine roars to life as the group drives away, nearly murdering a wandering #fuccboi in the process as he almost fails to get out of the way.
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Post by Jared Holmes on Feb 1, 2019 12:21:34 GMT -5
@6ix6od6hark
My Magikarp Yung Wade just hit lvl 90 💪🏻
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Post by Jaice Wilds on Feb 4, 2019 2:39:40 GMT -5
@guardianwilds
I could slide back up to the main roster and do some work.
But I really don't know that #BeechKiller is a title I want the burden of carrying.
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Lockhart
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 4, 2019 3:22:41 GMT -5
@hartofthesea
...weren't you dark spectre?
Been there done that fam
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Post by Jaice Wilds on Feb 4, 2019 7:47:38 GMT -5
@guardianwilds
*was
Kinda like how you were a real threat before selling out to #BeachKrew.
But I don't blame you for wanting to avoid a legit challenge. Textbook Krew. Go ahead and prove what a joke you've become.
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Lockhart
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 4, 2019 8:00:28 GMT -5
@guardianwilds *was Kinda like how you were a real threat before selling out to #BeachKrew. But I don't blame you for wanting to avoid a legit challenge. Textbook Krew. Go ahead and prove what a joke you've become. @hartofthesea should i even bother pointing out how stupid this argument is? after joining #beachkrew i became world champion and got the winning pin against the best AW could muster in what has been the most deadly match in the history of the company to date. idk what you consider a threat homie. maybe the guy who caved your face in on numerous occasions to the point you felt it would be a better idea to relegate yourself to the 201 divison? fucking pleb.
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Post by Jaice Wilds on Feb 4, 2019 8:20:03 GMT -5
@guardianwilds
>Sid defends title in fatal four way elimination match against top names in the industry >Lockhart goes #AllIn against a tired, wounded champion >Pins Lincoln "who tf is that again?" Keuchly in WarGames match.
Yeah. Typical #Krew; can't do shit in the ring without a plethora of distinct preset advantages.
But go ahead and tout yourself as the greatest thing since sliced bread. Eventually, someone besides the four of you will start believing it.
#Posers
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Lockhart
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 4, 2019 8:32:58 GMT -5
@hartofthesea
already beat SJW multiple times in other matches before cashing in on him. Smh.
TFK was the closest thing to a "top name" in that match. he's my boy and all, but i've literally stomped the type of guys that he's lost to. no disrespect... but there's levels to this shit.
L? beat her already. Karlie? don't make me laugh.
advantages or no advantages it doesnt matter. stack the deck against me and ill still win. nobody cried when #fightsmart tried to 5 on 1 me and i still beat their asses. go back to the division you belong in. ill stay in my rightful position as the greatest wrestler on the planet. ty.
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Post by Lincoln Kuechly on Feb 4, 2019 8:41:28 GMT -5
@guardianwilds >Sid defends title in fatal four way elimination match against top names in the industry >Lockhart goes #AllIn against a tired, wounded champion > Pins Lincoln "who tf is that again?" Keuchly in WarGames match.Yeah. Typical #Krew; can't do shit in the ring without a plethora of distinct preset advantages. But go ahead and tout yourself as the greatest thing since sliced bread. Eventually, someone besides the four of you will start believing it. #Posers When you're not even involved but still get roasted
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Lockhart
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 4, 2019 8:45:10 GMT -5
@guardianwilds >Sid defends title in fatal four way elimination match against top names in the industry >Lockhart goes #AllIn against a tired, wounded champion > Pins Lincoln "who tf is that again?" Keuchly in WarGames match.Yeah. Typical #Krew; can't do shit in the ring without a plethora of distinct preset advantages. But go ahead and tout yourself as the greatest thing since sliced bread. Eventually, someone besides the four of you will start believing it. #Posers When you're not even involved but still get roasted @hartofthesea honestly i never thought id back u up but... dw man, at least you aint jaice wilds LMAO
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 4, 2019 9:08:16 GMT -5
@godnilla
Janice is such a wet noodle Ryan I wouldn’t even waste my time arguing with her
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Lockhart
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Post by Lockhart on Feb 4, 2019 9:14:07 GMT -5
@godnilla Janice is such a wet noodle Ryan I wouldn’t even waste my time arguing with her @hartofthesea ...you right. I should be ashamed of myself for picking on the disabled like that
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Post by Jaice Wilds on Feb 4, 2019 11:02:41 GMT -5
@guardianwilds
Piss off, Wade. At least I didn't run off and make a ragtag group of barely passable names just to bolster my own ego because my girlfriend ran off for a bigger dick.
Ryan, I used to respect you. But you've become a bigger joke than John goddamn Frost. Either put up or shut up, ya coulda-been chump.
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 4, 2019 11:26:12 GMT -5
@guardianwilds Piss off, Wade. At least I didn't run off and make a ragtag group of barely passable names just to bolster my own ego because my girlfriend ran off for a bigger dick. Ryan, I used to respect you. But you've become a bigger joke than John goddamn Frost. Either put up or shut up, ya coulda-been chump. @godnilla Barely passable names? Sorry, we’re not The Guardians lmao
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Post by Jared Holmes on Feb 4, 2019 11:29:38 GMT -5
@6ix6od6hark
how about Chaice Guyilds and his gimmick is he hangs out in truck stop bathrooms
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Post by Rita Stevens on Feb 4, 2019 11:33:55 GMT -5
@6ix6od6hark how about Chaice Guyilds and his gimmick is he hangs out in truck stop bathrooms @missinterior For the small talk.
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Post by Jared Holmes on Feb 4, 2019 11:44:54 GMT -5
@6ix6od6hark how about Chaice Guyilds and his gimmick is he hangs out in truck stop bathrooms @missinterior For the small talk. @6ix6od6hark sup
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 4, 2019 11:47:21 GMT -5
@godnilla
don’t let goth butt distract you from the fact that Janice called out Lockhart for the World Heavyweight Championship after failing in the 201 division
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Post by Wade Moor on Feb 4, 2019 11:48:23 GMT -5
@godnilla
who erased my file on Skyrim?
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Post by Jared Holmes on Feb 4, 2019 11:58:04 GMT -5
@6ix6od6hark
yo JaiceWLDS if Ryan defeats you, we’re putting your stupid mask back on, stringing you up, and letting a bunch of mexican children beat you like a piñata for their birthday
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