Post by T.F.K. on Dec 16, 2018 22:49:11 GMT -5
(Corporate Stooge)
You've been putting in a lot of hard work in lately Hickman, we're all taken back a bit by the sudden events that have led us here. Believe me, no one saw your boss being the kind of guy who'd do that to a frozen turkey…
(Brian Hickman)
Yeah it was kinda fowl, some would say…
(Corporate Stooge)
Heh, yeah probably not the best time to joke about him, but that's a good one. We know you've been here a short time, but we want to extend a temporary “Acting” Store Manager position your way… You know, to see what you're made of. What do you think?
(Brian Hickman)
Well, no one ever saw Dan being released so early in his time here at this new location, but I left a career to come to this company and I’d be foolish to pass up an opportunity like the one you are offering right now.
(Corporate Stooge)
Exactly…
Cut away, throw it on the director’s floor and fast forward to the monologue of a tired and partially beaten Brian Hickman who has found a break, away from his new position as Acting Store Manager at Marvelous Martin’s.
(Brian Hickman)
Retail during the politically correct, “Holiday” season, isn't easy to say least and that goes double for the man wearing the crown… I'd be lying if I said that I was in high spirits and felt alive right now… The corporate stooges have flocked to my store daily and it takes everything out of me to put on the mojo to make them believe I am capable to run this big box retailer…
Brian wipes his brow with the back of his left hand.
(Brian Hickman)
It's hot in here…
Craig Lewis walks into frame and hands the larger man with the brown Caterpillar on his lip a bottle of water.
(Brian Hickman)
Thanks Mr. Lewis…
Brian takes a drink of his water.
(Brian Hickman)
My life has been super hectic lately but I couldn't miss an opportunity to speak freely about a man who has on multiple occasions lifted my spirits when I've felt down… Thaddeus Franklin King never stops putting forth the effort to be successful and to prove all his haters wrong. I have so many people working against me and I'm doing backstrokes right now through corporate shark infested waters… Any sane man would turn back now and end this crazy endeavor… But every time I think that way, i think of how TFK has had plenty of haters looking down on him in Action Wrestling and outside if you think of his old man. TFK put the US title on the map and he lifted America in a time where Trump was double dipping in Stormy Daniels’s blue waffle…
Brian shutters.
(Brian Hickman)
It is the strength and perseverance in TFK that helped me continue this fight for my promotion, whilst battling my ex wife, and keeping my head on straight. TFK has been a beacon of hope in a world of darkness… That is why…
Brian adjusts his work shirt and black tie.
(Brian Hickman)
I ask and beg you TFK, WIN THAT WORLD TITLE FOR ME! Do the one thing that chodes like Spencer Adams claims you can't do. Hush that waddling beach bum fart, Wade Moor. You are the greatest champion who is a bonafide Action Wrestling product and the powers that be will be foolish not to let you run the ball from here.
Brian nods at the canera.
(Brian Hickman)
I'm pulling for you Thad and I know you'll do all of your fans proud as our true Male Wrestler of the Year.
(TFK)
AND CUT!
Thad walks into frame wearing his blue Armani suit and clapping for Brian.
(TFK)
I wasn't sure what you were going to say, Brian, but damn I wouldn't change a thing.
(Brian Hickman)
Thanks, Thad… Yeah I'm still walking on fumes, hey, not even sure what all I said.
(TFK)
Well it came out elegantly and I'm proud stand in your presence… to make you a promise that is destined to be fulfilled. TFK will rip that crown off of Sidney's head and take Action Wrestling into a NEW YEAR.
(Brian Hickman)
I love the sound of that, Thad.
(TFK)
I DID put the US title on the map and I did it when everybody else stood against me… But look at that fan vote for Male Wrestler of the Year. I have the people behind me and I have them even when I swerved the world by siding with Big John Frost.
(Brian Hickman)
I've already said it, you truly are an inspiration and a beacon of hope. We all see your vision and at the fear of sounding cheesy, it's going to be picture perfect.
(TFK)
Heh, thanks Brian. I do offer more to the company than these special snowflakes who are too busy standing upon their equality platforms than letting their actions speak for them. I just want to show up, put on great matches, and go home to my penthouse apartment or sleep in luxury in my bus… Why should I speak on subjects that have nothing to do with me? Transgender, illiteracy, and illegal alienship… Call up Michael Moore if you want a documentary that'll fluff up each issue and spin it to generate “buzz”... I'll stick to winning matches and delivering something worthwhile to my fans… I'm not the celebrity who goes to Ethiopia and feeds hungry children fried chicken, just so I can sleep okay at night… I don't need to do off the wall stunts like that to prove that I am a human being. I stand on my own two feet and I prove my haters wrong… That's the kind of things my fans want to see and that's why you call me your beacon of hope. Everyone loves a come from behind, Cinderella story.
(Brian Hickman)
SJW has proven to be a threat in his career though… Even when he was out of his mind and ran around in a mask… Aren't you a little worried about him?
(TFK)
It's elimination for one and the other thing is, as champion he will have the biggest target in this match. That is if my opponents were normal competitors, they'd play their roles correctly and aim for Sidney from the get go… Karlie can't even ran the damn script and I have no flicking clue what that alien chickito will do in our match. L has been begging for this moment since floundering toward the top of UCI like a dead fish going belly up…
Thad mockingly smirks.
(TFK)
Yeah I read about L and I watched old matches. L is so desperate for that rub and to be oh so special, that behind closed doors, Corey Black probably had to check under the hood… If you know what I mean… At the end of the day, there's nothing special about L Verez and this pipe dream of finally gaining that grand prize would've been more attainable if I wasn't added to the equation. If it was a special snowflake triple threat with those whiners, then maybe L would've stood a chance.
(Brian Hickman)
Heh now that's funny about Corey Black and I wouldn't put it past him.
(TFK)
You mentioned that I'm the most successful Action Wrestling product and it's the god honest truth. Tort and Digger brought in names who had successes in other companies and they sprinkled in these originals from the AW farm league… That's what brought us to this day and this year about to come to its closing… With the dawning of a new age, it is only right for AW to take it back. I have a vision for this company and it is one that all of my peers and competitors will come to love… When the roster is happy, then our fans, like yourself will be just as elated.
(Brian Hickman)
Well I don't want to take anymore of your time up, but I know you're going to go out there and steal the whole damn show… Now would you like a Marvelous Martin's gift card? I'm selling them with a 20% off discount.
Thad nods smiling slightly.
(TFK)
Sure bry… sure.
Brian smiles wide and quickly goes forth to collect gift cards.
Into frame walks Big John Frost in his normal flannel and biker garb.
(Big John Frost)
Who's my next target, Thad?
(TFK)
You're doing fine for the time being, John… Imagine a magician trick… People pay attention to what my mouth is saying and that's when you are placed into action, as my sleight of hand.
(Big John Frost)
I just can't stand these special fucking snowflakes who think their 1st world problems are problems worth standing for… It pisses me off and it makes me want to boot of an alien tranny's head clean off. Or maybe I could powerbomb Karlie so hard that she'll learn how to spell out the pain she feels.
(TFK)
Sid and company are too busy trying to stand for their causes but that's not going to win them this match let alone the title. I'm focused and I have nothing to lose here. Male Wrestler of the Year and BEST US champion of the Year. I'm climbing to the top and I'm taking every opponent out in the process. Action Wrestling is mine to lead, just as my new friend Brian Hickman will gain that Store manager spot… This is OUR NEW YEAR BAY BAY! The New Year of T… F… K!
Thad smirks and Big John cracks his knuckles and neck.
(Big John Frost)
I'm always ready, brother.
Brian shows back up with a couple different food gift cards.
(Brian Hickman)
Got the cards, choose wisely.
Thad nods smiling as we fade to black.
You've been putting in a lot of hard work in lately Hickman, we're all taken back a bit by the sudden events that have led us here. Believe me, no one saw your boss being the kind of guy who'd do that to a frozen turkey…
(Brian Hickman)
Yeah it was kinda fowl, some would say…
(Corporate Stooge)
Heh, yeah probably not the best time to joke about him, but that's a good one. We know you've been here a short time, but we want to extend a temporary “Acting” Store Manager position your way… You know, to see what you're made of. What do you think?
(Brian Hickman)
Well, no one ever saw Dan being released so early in his time here at this new location, but I left a career to come to this company and I’d be foolish to pass up an opportunity like the one you are offering right now.
(Corporate Stooge)
Exactly…
Cut away, throw it on the director’s floor and fast forward to the monologue of a tired and partially beaten Brian Hickman who has found a break, away from his new position as Acting Store Manager at Marvelous Martin’s.
(Brian Hickman)
Retail during the politically correct, “Holiday” season, isn't easy to say least and that goes double for the man wearing the crown… I'd be lying if I said that I was in high spirits and felt alive right now… The corporate stooges have flocked to my store daily and it takes everything out of me to put on the mojo to make them believe I am capable to run this big box retailer…
Brian wipes his brow with the back of his left hand.
(Brian Hickman)
It's hot in here…
Craig Lewis walks into frame and hands the larger man with the brown Caterpillar on his lip a bottle of water.
(Brian Hickman)
Thanks Mr. Lewis…
Brian takes a drink of his water.
(Brian Hickman)
My life has been super hectic lately but I couldn't miss an opportunity to speak freely about a man who has on multiple occasions lifted my spirits when I've felt down… Thaddeus Franklin King never stops putting forth the effort to be successful and to prove all his haters wrong. I have so many people working against me and I'm doing backstrokes right now through corporate shark infested waters… Any sane man would turn back now and end this crazy endeavor… But every time I think that way, i think of how TFK has had plenty of haters looking down on him in Action Wrestling and outside if you think of his old man. TFK put the US title on the map and he lifted America in a time where Trump was double dipping in Stormy Daniels’s blue waffle…
Brian shutters.
(Brian Hickman)
It is the strength and perseverance in TFK that helped me continue this fight for my promotion, whilst battling my ex wife, and keeping my head on straight. TFK has been a beacon of hope in a world of darkness… That is why…
Brian adjusts his work shirt and black tie.
(Brian Hickman)
I ask and beg you TFK, WIN THAT WORLD TITLE FOR ME! Do the one thing that chodes like Spencer Adams claims you can't do. Hush that waddling beach bum fart, Wade Moor. You are the greatest champion who is a bonafide Action Wrestling product and the powers that be will be foolish not to let you run the ball from here.
Brian nods at the canera.
(Brian Hickman)
I'm pulling for you Thad and I know you'll do all of your fans proud as our true Male Wrestler of the Year.
(TFK)
AND CUT!
Thad walks into frame wearing his blue Armani suit and clapping for Brian.
(TFK)
I wasn't sure what you were going to say, Brian, but damn I wouldn't change a thing.
(Brian Hickman)
Thanks, Thad… Yeah I'm still walking on fumes, hey, not even sure what all I said.
(TFK)
Well it came out elegantly and I'm proud stand in your presence… to make you a promise that is destined to be fulfilled. TFK will rip that crown off of Sidney's head and take Action Wrestling into a NEW YEAR.
(Brian Hickman)
I love the sound of that, Thad.
(TFK)
I DID put the US title on the map and I did it when everybody else stood against me… But look at that fan vote for Male Wrestler of the Year. I have the people behind me and I have them even when I swerved the world by siding with Big John Frost.
(Brian Hickman)
I've already said it, you truly are an inspiration and a beacon of hope. We all see your vision and at the fear of sounding cheesy, it's going to be picture perfect.
(TFK)
Heh, thanks Brian. I do offer more to the company than these special snowflakes who are too busy standing upon their equality platforms than letting their actions speak for them. I just want to show up, put on great matches, and go home to my penthouse apartment or sleep in luxury in my bus… Why should I speak on subjects that have nothing to do with me? Transgender, illiteracy, and illegal alienship… Call up Michael Moore if you want a documentary that'll fluff up each issue and spin it to generate “buzz”... I'll stick to winning matches and delivering something worthwhile to my fans… I'm not the celebrity who goes to Ethiopia and feeds hungry children fried chicken, just so I can sleep okay at night… I don't need to do off the wall stunts like that to prove that I am a human being. I stand on my own two feet and I prove my haters wrong… That's the kind of things my fans want to see and that's why you call me your beacon of hope. Everyone loves a come from behind, Cinderella story.
(Brian Hickman)
SJW has proven to be a threat in his career though… Even when he was out of his mind and ran around in a mask… Aren't you a little worried about him?
(TFK)
It's elimination for one and the other thing is, as champion he will have the biggest target in this match. That is if my opponents were normal competitors, they'd play their roles correctly and aim for Sidney from the get go… Karlie can't even ran the damn script and I have no flicking clue what that alien chickito will do in our match. L has been begging for this moment since floundering toward the top of UCI like a dead fish going belly up…
Thad mockingly smirks.
(TFK)
Yeah I read about L and I watched old matches. L is so desperate for that rub and to be oh so special, that behind closed doors, Corey Black probably had to check under the hood… If you know what I mean… At the end of the day, there's nothing special about L Verez and this pipe dream of finally gaining that grand prize would've been more attainable if I wasn't added to the equation. If it was a special snowflake triple threat with those whiners, then maybe L would've stood a chance.
(Brian Hickman)
Heh now that's funny about Corey Black and I wouldn't put it past him.
(TFK)
You mentioned that I'm the most successful Action Wrestling product and it's the god honest truth. Tort and Digger brought in names who had successes in other companies and they sprinkled in these originals from the AW farm league… That's what brought us to this day and this year about to come to its closing… With the dawning of a new age, it is only right for AW to take it back. I have a vision for this company and it is one that all of my peers and competitors will come to love… When the roster is happy, then our fans, like yourself will be just as elated.
(Brian Hickman)
Well I don't want to take anymore of your time up, but I know you're going to go out there and steal the whole damn show… Now would you like a Marvelous Martin's gift card? I'm selling them with a 20% off discount.
Thad nods smiling slightly.
(TFK)
Sure bry… sure.
Brian smiles wide and quickly goes forth to collect gift cards.
Into frame walks Big John Frost in his normal flannel and biker garb.
(Big John Frost)
Who's my next target, Thad?
(TFK)
You're doing fine for the time being, John… Imagine a magician trick… People pay attention to what my mouth is saying and that's when you are placed into action, as my sleight of hand.
(Big John Frost)
I just can't stand these special fucking snowflakes who think their 1st world problems are problems worth standing for… It pisses me off and it makes me want to boot of an alien tranny's head clean off. Or maybe I could powerbomb Karlie so hard that she'll learn how to spell out the pain she feels.
(TFK)
Sid and company are too busy trying to stand for their causes but that's not going to win them this match let alone the title. I'm focused and I have nothing to lose here. Male Wrestler of the Year and BEST US champion of the Year. I'm climbing to the top and I'm taking every opponent out in the process. Action Wrestling is mine to lead, just as my new friend Brian Hickman will gain that Store manager spot… This is OUR NEW YEAR BAY BAY! The New Year of T… F… K!
Thad smirks and Big John cracks his knuckles and neck.
(Big John Frost)
I'm always ready, brother.
Brian shows back up with a couple different food gift cards.
(Brian Hickman)
Got the cards, choose wisely.
Thad nods smiling as we fade to black.