Post by Bishop on Dec 13, 2018 1:47:01 GMT -5
The scene opens up at a airport, Bishop and Mr. Armstrong is getting off a plane and Mr. Armstrong is hold the television championship.
Armstrong- Land, finally land. Feels good to be off that damn plane.
As he kisses the ground.
Bishop- Really you are kissing the ground. The flight wasn't that bad only 12 hours.
Armstrong- Only 12 hours, are you kidding me. It felt like a 100 years. And yes I'm kissing the ground. I will never get on a plane again. That was a experience I will never do again.
Bishop- Oh really, just last year you went to Japan don't you remember that. Do I have to refresh your memory.
Armstrong- That was different we was facing Gravedigger at hell in a cell 2. Plus I love Japanese women.
Bishop- ok old man don't let Mrs. Armstrong hear you say that. She will beat you with that pocketbook.
Armstrong- Yeah you are right.
As the walk though the airport and get there bags and wait on the limo to get them.
Bishop- Damn this is crazy the limo should have been here. I'm the television champion and I have to wait on a fucking limo. Shit it should be right here waiting on me. I'm the champ.
Armstrong- It's ok I will handle and have a long talk with the powers that be in action wrestling.
As he grabs his phone and dial a number and starts to talk.
Armstrong- This is unacceptable, my monster, my client had to wait on his ride, hell he could drive with all the cars that he has, but no you all wanted him to wait on a fucking limo, calm down no I want calm down. We are pissed. This shouldn't have happen. He is the television champion. I want the limo here in a few minutes.
As he hangs up and put his phone in his pocket.
Armstrong- It's on the way.
As a couple of minutes go by and a black limo pulls up.
But something is different from this limo it has the word Darkside across the hood.
Bishop- What is this. Is this a joke.
Armstrong- No that is my surprise. To celebrate you and everything that you have done in your career. This is a token of an appreciation to you my friend. Do you like it.
Bishop- Yeah hell brings back so many memories. Me and Priest, Mike D and Gravedigger and Tiny and all of the Darkside family. Kicking ass and taking names and destroying every company we was in. That was the good ole days.
As he pad Mr.Armstrong on the back and the get in the limo and drives.
After about 30 minutes they pull up to a press conference. People and camera surrounds the limo and they get out with the television title high in the air.
Camera are flashing and people are asking questions. The walk to a stage with microphones from action wrestling and cbs sports and espn and Fox sports.
As Mr.Armstrong adjust some of the microphone and stands and looks.
Armstrong- Before you all go and starting asking all kinds of crazy questions. Let me introduce myself. My name is Mr. Armstrong. I'm the handler, the manager of the reigning and defending television champion. The monster, the great destroyer and did I say the three television champion.
A monster that will defend his title against a low life named Matthews.
Matthews you fucking turd. You fucking turd. That's all I can say, so let the question begin.
Interviewer- How do you about your match up and how was your trip.
Armstrong- The trip was horrible. We was India. The people was friendly, but the plane ride was horrible, the food was nasty and the flight was long.
But about our match. We will be facing a man that has disrespected us on a few time. That will not stand. My monster will destroy you and beat the hell out of you. I mean you had the nerves to walk out watch his match against Rose. You should have stayed in the back with everyone else.
You come down after the match and put you greasy hands on our title and get in the ring and hand to my monster. You are very lucky that my monster didn't choke slam you in the ring at that moment.
As you see my monster was being nice. He had a good title defense and he wasn't going to let a piece of shit like you mess that.
Matthews in my Vemon voice and only, vemon can describe it best to what my monster will do you.
As he copies Vemon, if you disrespect me again I will tip your arms off then your legs and rip your face off, so you will be faceless and legless and armless body rolling down the street like a turd in the wind, you feel me.
As the crowd laughs.
Armstrong- Yes I watched the Vemon movies, pretty good movie, I did change a couple.of words in it. Only to fit what my destroyer will do you. Matthews this is you first time going after the television champion. Really it will be your last. You will be victimized and beaten to a blood mess. My monster will clean the mat with your decaying body.
Comes Monday will defend the title and keep the title, it will be so sweet to walk out of 2018 with the title and to walk in 2019 with the title. Matthews normally I tell people to just walk away now, but really me and my monster wants you to stay and fight. We want you in this match. Gives us you all because it will not be enough. You will face defeat. Please get your rest and drink plenty of orange juice and take your vitamins and pray to your God. You will need it and more.
Quote the crow always, Merry Christmas Matthews
Armstrong- Land, finally land. Feels good to be off that damn plane.
As he kisses the ground.
Bishop- Really you are kissing the ground. The flight wasn't that bad only 12 hours.
Armstrong- Only 12 hours, are you kidding me. It felt like a 100 years. And yes I'm kissing the ground. I will never get on a plane again. That was a experience I will never do again.
Bishop- Oh really, just last year you went to Japan don't you remember that. Do I have to refresh your memory.
Armstrong- That was different we was facing Gravedigger at hell in a cell 2. Plus I love Japanese women.
Bishop- ok old man don't let Mrs. Armstrong hear you say that. She will beat you with that pocketbook.
Armstrong- Yeah you are right.
As the walk though the airport and get there bags and wait on the limo to get them.
Bishop- Damn this is crazy the limo should have been here. I'm the television champion and I have to wait on a fucking limo. Shit it should be right here waiting on me. I'm the champ.
Armstrong- It's ok I will handle and have a long talk with the powers that be in action wrestling.
As he grabs his phone and dial a number and starts to talk.
Armstrong- This is unacceptable, my monster, my client had to wait on his ride, hell he could drive with all the cars that he has, but no you all wanted him to wait on a fucking limo, calm down no I want calm down. We are pissed. This shouldn't have happen. He is the television champion. I want the limo here in a few minutes.
As he hangs up and put his phone in his pocket.
Armstrong- It's on the way.
As a couple of minutes go by and a black limo pulls up.
But something is different from this limo it has the word Darkside across the hood.
Bishop- What is this. Is this a joke.
Armstrong- No that is my surprise. To celebrate you and everything that you have done in your career. This is a token of an appreciation to you my friend. Do you like it.
Bishop- Yeah hell brings back so many memories. Me and Priest, Mike D and Gravedigger and Tiny and all of the Darkside family. Kicking ass and taking names and destroying every company we was in. That was the good ole days.
As he pad Mr.Armstrong on the back and the get in the limo and drives.
After about 30 minutes they pull up to a press conference. People and camera surrounds the limo and they get out with the television title high in the air.
Camera are flashing and people are asking questions. The walk to a stage with microphones from action wrestling and cbs sports and espn and Fox sports.
As Mr.Armstrong adjust some of the microphone and stands and looks.
Armstrong- Before you all go and starting asking all kinds of crazy questions. Let me introduce myself. My name is Mr. Armstrong. I'm the handler, the manager of the reigning and defending television champion. The monster, the great destroyer and did I say the three television champion.
A monster that will defend his title against a low life named Matthews.
Matthews you fucking turd. You fucking turd. That's all I can say, so let the question begin.
Interviewer- How do you about your match up and how was your trip.
Armstrong- The trip was horrible. We was India. The people was friendly, but the plane ride was horrible, the food was nasty and the flight was long.
But about our match. We will be facing a man that has disrespected us on a few time. That will not stand. My monster will destroy you and beat the hell out of you. I mean you had the nerves to walk out watch his match against Rose. You should have stayed in the back with everyone else.
You come down after the match and put you greasy hands on our title and get in the ring and hand to my monster. You are very lucky that my monster didn't choke slam you in the ring at that moment.
As you see my monster was being nice. He had a good title defense and he wasn't going to let a piece of shit like you mess that.
Matthews in my Vemon voice and only, vemon can describe it best to what my monster will do you.
As he copies Vemon, if you disrespect me again I will tip your arms off then your legs and rip your face off, so you will be faceless and legless and armless body rolling down the street like a turd in the wind, you feel me.
As the crowd laughs.
Armstrong- Yes I watched the Vemon movies, pretty good movie, I did change a couple.of words in it. Only to fit what my destroyer will do you. Matthews this is you first time going after the television champion. Really it will be your last. You will be victimized and beaten to a blood mess. My monster will clean the mat with your decaying body.
Comes Monday will defend the title and keep the title, it will be so sweet to walk out of 2018 with the title and to walk in 2019 with the title. Matthews normally I tell people to just walk away now, but really me and my monster wants you to stay and fight. We want you in this match. Gives us you all because it will not be enough. You will face defeat. Please get your rest and drink plenty of orange juice and take your vitamins and pray to your God. You will need it and more.
Quote the crow always, Merry Christmas Matthews