Post by Zombie McMorris on Dec 2, 2018 22:41:58 GMT -5
Dinner for Guardians
Pantheon West. Hawaii.
* Enter the dinning hall in Pantheon West. ZMAC and Ruby are prepping a Thanksgiving dinner. As of right now, its ZMAC, Ruby, Buddy Roman, ZMACS son Cassius and Cassius’s boyfriend. They sit around the table as ZMAC starts to carve the turkey and Ruby preps the sides. In walks crow and Bonnie. ZMAC looks up from the turkey, comments then contiues. Ruby on the other hand, looks more concerned. *
ZMAC: You’re late. Sit next to your brother and your granddad.
Ruby: Uh, Bonnie, can I see you in the kitchen?
*Ruby pulls bonnie into the kitchen and starts ragging on her in a hushed tone. *
Ruby: The hell are you doing? What are you doing showing up with crow?
Bonnie: What about it? Whats it to you?
Ruby: What do you mean, you’re practically his aunt.
Bonnie: He’s a grown man and I’m not his aunt.
Ruby: Bonnie, don’t do this right now. I know you came with him.
Bonnie: What if I did?
Ruby: Wow, bonnie, don’t be this bitch right now.
Bonnie: I’m going to be this bitch right now. You don’t get to tell me shit.
Ruby: I’ll tell you whatever the hell I want. You back off Crow. You know theres going to be problems.
*you can hear ZMAC from the other room. *
ZMAC: What, you two arrive together? Time dilation is a bitch, I know that much. Did you say hi to your brother? That's his boyfriend, Adrian.
??: Whats up guys? I brought the Zim-quilla.
Ruby ( holding her head ): Tell me you didnt invite Richards.
ZMAC: I swear to god Richards, get that weak sauce bullshit off my kitchen table before it turns my son gay.
Cassius: Dad, I’m already gay.
ZMAC: See what your fgt juice done gone and did? Get the fuck outta here Richards, ain’t nobody invitin you, nowhere.
Richards: I live here.
ZMAC: Bull fucking shit you do.
Richards: I live down stairs from you. This is the common area, I’m allowed to be here. You forget that I was in Pantheon.
ZMAC: Everyone forgets you were in Pantheon. Because no one cares. Now get that Zim Quilla off the table before it turns my sons best friend gay.
Cassius: Dad, Adrians gay too.
ZMAC: Son of a bitch!
* back in the kitchen, bonnie shoots Ruby a devilsh smirk. *
Ruby: I fucking cant even, right now.
??: Hey guys, happy ho-LOLOLOL-idays, amirighte? I brought this blueberry tea microbrew.
Buddy Roman: Who invited Damian Kaine? I thought he was a Jehovah. They don’t celebrate anything.
Damian Kaine: I’m not here to celebrate anything, I’m just here to have a good time.
* Ruby storms out the kitchen with a fake smile and faux politeness, taking the microbrew from Kaine. *
Ruby: Damian, so nice to see you. Here, just let me take that from you and put it in the kitchen. I know the perfect place for it.
* Ruby returns to the kitchen and gnashes her teeth towards bonnie. *
Ruby: Bitch if you fuck up my mans day, I’m going to shove this blueberry tea so far up your cootsnatch that your tonsils will have a yeast infection.
* Bonnie grabs the bottle and puts it on the counter. *
Bonnie: Don’t threaten me with a good time, sis.
* Bonnie winks at Ruby and walks out to the dining room. Ruby Follows, quickly changing her mood and talking to Cassius. *
Ruby: Cassius, how was your flight over, I’m sure it was tough. Hows Albany?
Cassius: It was tough, those wild fires made everything diffcult, then there was that storm system in the midwest. Took FOREVER.
Ruby: I’m glad that you and Adrian made it. ZMAC and I were really looking forward to it.
Crow: Oh, were you, Dan?
* ZMAC shoots Crow a look. *
Ruby: Crow, don’t start. We’re all here to have a good time.
Damian: HHAHAHA, your names Dan?
Ruby: Damian!
ZMAC: And this mother fucker right here. I aint even had no Zim Quilla yet and this bitch already wants me to carve him up like a snack. Bitch, I’m holding a knife. You know I’ll throw down.
Ruby: Damian, stop it. ZMAC, stop it. Lets just sit down and say grace.
Crow: I don’t think any of us say grace.
Ruby: We don’t but its a time for being thankful.
Adrian: I agree
* adrian eats an elbow to the ribs from cassius. *
Ruby: Lets all join hands and say grace.
* They all put their hands together and silently pray as Bonnie rubs crows thigh.*
Ruby: Bonnie! Stop flirting with Crow.
* ZMAC lunges at Crow and they tussle on the floor. *
ZMAC: son of a bitch, you movin in on my back up woman? I’ll slit your throat.
Crow: I wish you were never my dad!
ZMAC: Yah, lets test that.
* ZMAC grabs a butter knife and goes right through the troat with it, killing Crow. Adrian is freaking out but Cassius tries to calm him. Moments later, crow walks back through the front door looking all down and depressed. *
ZMAC: Who was your daddy now?
Crow: Odin stoopid balfore.
ZMAC: Yah, howd that go?
Crow: Shut up, dad.
ZMAC: I’m sorry, what? Shut up who?
Crow: Shut up, dad.
ZMAC: I’m sorry, I didnt get that. Lets try again.
* ZMAC throws Crow through a window. *
ZMAC: Ya’ll better eat up before it gets cold. This could take a bit.
* Crow walks back through the door. *
ZMAC: How about now?
* Somewhere, Corey Black can be heard laughing. *
ZMAC: That's what I thought. Bring it in.
* Crow and ZMAC hug it out but ZMAC shanks him in the kidney. *
ZMAC: Shoulda used the paragareon theroy, bitch!
Bonnie: Oh my god, whats your problem?
ZMAC: Whats yours? You have feelings for the boy? Do you miss him? You wana go back in the room and make a lil baby crow of your own? Pft, you know nothing of the McMorris bloodline.
Bonnie: You’re a asshole.
ZMAC: Oh yah, I’m the asshole. How about you not try and bang your nephew. That's a thing. Or if its to ‘get close to me,’ I
‘Ll kick all these people out - cuz I aint want them here anyway. You kick your friends out, we go in the hot tub and I’ll fill you up so much your tonsils will get pregnant.
Adrian (whispering to Cassius): I’ve never seen your dad like this.
Cassius: I dunno. This is weird.
* Cassius speaks up to ZMAC *
Cassius: Dad, are you proud of me?
ZMAC: Aways been. Him, your brother, not so much.
Cassius: You never told me that.
ZMAC: I never told your aunt to bang your brother.
Bonnie: God, ZMAC, you’re so inmature.
Ruby: Bon, you need to go. Take your friends and go.
Richards: I. Live. Here.
Ruby: Alex, if you don’t get the fuck out of my kitchen, I’ll peel back your neck and skull fuck you with Kaines dick.
Damian: Honestly, I’m just happy to be included.
Buddy Roman: Well, who wants chocolate creme pie? Because all this fighting gives me a chubby and when I get a chubby, I need dessert.
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Chapter II:
LOL
Wait,
Hol-dup ( hey-> eeyy )
Is this the part where I gotta shot on Corey Bull and Kennedy Matthews? I could honestly just wait around and let them body them damn selves cuz neither of them twats can pull a god damn promo to save their life or career.
Am I supposed to talk about that match last week against Casey Holliday? Am I supposed to dwell on the past or get on movin and get on winning; that's what I thought.
Listen, ADUB,
Its ya boi, Ol’Z and I’m cummin at chu live for the sake of cummin at chu live and man alive, man alive, these poor crusty jobbahs aint gone make it out of here alive. Last week, sure, ya boi didnt come up with the 1up but all yous gotz to know that Ol’Z be be plottin and schemein while Bull and Mathews be absolutely fuckin dreamin.
We in a tripple threat with ya boi and I dunno even know why. Why was the last time either of them have been on the level as ol’ Z. They be throwin bones to the world right now as a bit of holiday magic. I mean like look at it straight. I’m on that upwards tracject and I’m not lettin that UCI championship match get me down, Nah I’m headin up, squarin up and getting ready to continue tearin shit down.
ADUB, you’ve already seen me dominante two divisions this year, you know my jaws closin tight over the universal, don’t prolong this, or drag it out. It won’t hurt as bad. The more you allow Casey Holiday to believe shes a worth while champion, the more you’re just hurting her feelings when the man comes around.
“Gah, but ZMAC you lost”
BAHAHAHAHAH.
Yah, sure. Lost. Yah, sure, whens the last time ol’ Z fell victim to a loss; he aint nevah. Nevah.
That's what Bull is hoping. That's what Matthews is hoping. I’m here to destroy all that because I’ve been sent to destroy everybody. That don’t stop this week or next week or in 2019. Zombie McMorris is here to stay and put that work in. This week imma put in that work against Bull and Matthews and show them why they about to get rinsed and pushed back into that D-league WCF. Whose even champion over there?
Let me look through my non-existant notes.
Odin Balfore? Pft, guys a scrub. He prolly couldnt even beat Casey Holliday with one of his shitty promos. Let alone mine.
Wait
LOL
Listen, ADUB, point is that I aint lettin no misstep get to ya boi. Monday night I’m going to line up Bull and Mathews and hit them both with that Falcon Punch. Uppercut them right into the sun. I’m going to take them and make them regret this. I aint here to be cute. I aint here to to waste the good material on ya’ll. I’m just going to destroy and
KILL. ZMAC. KILL.
But I aint worried about it. I know who I am and so don’t all of you. I’m going to beat these two within an inch of their lives and make them finish themselves off. Hit them both with a dove kilah and rip Bull a new axe wound. Because on the inside they ugly. Ugly like me. I can see through them. See the true colors.
And they’ll know that they’ll float don’t here.
Conquer. The. Hate.