Post by Sam Kidsgrove on Dec 2, 2018 10:36:54 GMT -5
International Love
By: D. Tennant
&
C. Davies
FADE IN
SCREEN GRAPHIC - LONDON, ENGLAND
EXT. Movie set - Kidsgrove’s latest production - Day
SAM KIDSGROVE, the International champion, is acting in a scene with MAGGIE SMITH, acting legend and JENNA COLEMAN, former Dr Who Companion. It’s an emotional scene where Kidsgrove and Coleman have to talk privately while Maggie Smith looks on in the background. Kidsgrove grabs Coleman by the shoulders and looks into her eyes.
KIDSGROVE
I’m telling you this now!
COLEMAN
It’s too late! I, I’m going to the convent and I.
KIDSGROVE
Just er, just..
Kidsgrove is seemingly flustered as he looks at her while she smiles back, mischief in her eyes. They’re clearly into one another.
KIDSGROVE
Just, well. Shit. LINE!
A voice from behind the camera shouts back
VOICE
Just remember the time we had!
KIDSGROVE
Ah yeah, thanks.
The director calls action as Kidsgrove gets back in the zone, he looks at Coleman again.
KIDSGROVE
I’m telling you this now!
COLEMAN
It’s too late! I, I’m going to the convent and I.
KIDSGROVE
Just remember the… Your eyes are so beautiful.
DIRECTOR
Cut! That’s not the line!
Kidsgrove looks sheepish as the cast and crew chuckle a little at his faux pas.
DIRECTOR
Do you need some time Sam? Go cool off a little. We’re taking a 10 minute break people. Go get some java!
Kidsgrove apologises to Jenna and walks off the stage and over to the rec area. He heaves down onto a sofa with a sigh.
KIDSGROVE
What the hell is wrong with me? I’m acting like a teenager on prom night/
PITBULL, Cuban rapper, not a dog, enters the scene and sits next to him.
PITBULL
Sup, dog.
KIDSGROVE
Hey man! What brings you here?
Kidsgrove puts out a fist for a bump. Pitbull responds in kind.
PITBULL
Well, I’m just in the hood, y’know? I’m scoring this flick so I’m here for inspiration, and a little somethin somethin.
Pitbull nods in the direction of the other side of the green room where Jenna Coleman and Maggie Smith are sitting, chatting away. Kidsgrove immediately feels a pang of jealousy and glares at Pitbull
KIDSGROVE
Her? Do you know what she’s doing to me?
PITBULL
She put it down, like New York City.
KIDSGROVE
I never sleep. I mean she’s
PITBULL
She wild, like Los Angeles.
KIDSGROVE
My fantasy. Honestly though, she’s so warm I
PITBULL
Hotter than Miami
KIDSGROVE
I feel the heat.
PITBULL
It’s international love, homes.
KIDSGROVE
You know when I look at her, I feel like I’m on fire. I feel like I am ready for anything you know? I feel that she and I are destined to be toghether. I feel it so much that if someone got in the way, I’d have to take them out.
Kidsgrove glares at Pitbull again who clearly isn’t paying attention, he’s busy looking over the other side of the room, trying to flirt.
PITBULL
Seen, seen.
KIDSGROVE
Let me tell you about a little story, about a time when someone took what I want. Taron Egerton, that snot nosed little punk was due to take a part that I went for, you know? I can’t even remember the part now, but I wanted it, I wanted it bad. So poor little Taron had to get taken out of the equation. He now has two shot knees and is doing shitty remakes of Robin Hood movies.
PITBULL
Aha.
KIDSGROVE
TFK - He wanted my International title, he got taken the fuck out. Sure he sucker punched me after the event, but you know what? I won the title, I won the match, I took home the gold - he took home John fucking Frost. Championship gold or some retarded redneck with an anger issue that doesn’t know his fist from his ass? I know which one I’d prefer. Either way, again, I got what I wanted. You know what this means if you go up against me?
PITBULL
Eh?
KIDSGROVE
I’ll give you an example on Monday, if you want. I’ll take this Evander Cage lowlife, this fella who thinks he’s some sort of extreme wrestling icon and I’ll show you exactly what happens to people who get in my way. I’ll dismember him, I’ll dismantle him, I’ll destroy him and I’ll completely eviscerate him and show you exactly how it goes. If you even remotely try to touch Jenna then what will happen to you is going to be shown on Monday night. It’ll be a preview for you. Something for you to consider before you cross me.
PITBULL
What are you talkin’ about man?
KIDSGROVE
You and Jenna Coleman, as I said, back off.
PITBULL
I don’t want no Jenna Coleman.
KIDSGROVE
What?
PITBULL
You know why I used to be called Mr 305?
KIDSGROVE
Because you’re from Miami?
PITBULL
Shit, wish I’d have thought of that. No. I thought of it when I was having a 4some with three awesome honies I met that night, I saw them and just thought dale.
KIDSGROVE
What? How did that make you think of 305?
PITBULL
I counted up the ages of us, that’s the total it came to.
KIDSGROVE
Wait, what? How old were you?
PITBULL
20s
Kidsgrove does some math in his head and he isn’t happy with the response.
KIDSGROVE
So you’re not talking about Jenna?
PITBULL
Aw hell no, Maggie Smith is my Jam, dog.
KIDSGROVE
I don’t know how to process this information.
PITBULL
Love is love, dog, doesn’t matter. Why were you going to treat me like you’re gonna fuck up that Cage guy? What did he do to you?
KIDSGROVE
Nothin, he’s just in the way now. He’s my next opponent. I’m going to go down in this industry as a legend, in order to do that I’ve gotta beat people up. He’s just the next in line. Besides, I’m a little on edge after that whole TFK bullshit.
PITBULL
He did a number on you man.
KIDSGROVE
He did, John Frost too. This is why when I fight Cage I’m not gonna let up on him. The one thing I gotta do is set a marker down, let TFK and his little lapdog know that I’m not gonna be messed around, this is unfortunate for Cage.
PITBULL
Because you’re gonna do him over?
KIDSGROVE
Exactly, the amount of brutality I’m going his way is a direct result of TFK and Frost’s actions at Wembley. I had my crowning achievement in my home country with 90,000 of my fellow citizens ruined by a cheap shot from those idiots. I got anger to spill and unfortunately for Cage he’s in the way of it.
PITBULL
I seen this before, mans gotta destroy another mans to send a message to someone else? That shit’s cold dude. I mean Cage doesn’t deserve that.
KIDSGROVE
No, but it’s what he signed up for. He says he’s been bloody, he’s been violent, he’s had blood on his hands, all of which could be true and he’s gonna find that out on Monday night. He wants to fight? He wants competition, he’s gonna get it. I’m going to destroy his face like he’s TFK - I’m going to burn the whole place down and destroy everyone I can until I get those fucking jackasses in the ring and every single one of those people that I destroy, break, or hurt is because of them.
PITBULL
Yo, yo dog. You need to calm down a little. Listen, I spoke to the concil.
KIDSGROVE
You did?
PITBULL
I did, and, well, they’re interested. More than interested, they have approved already man.
KIDSGROVE
That’s great news! I thought it was taken?
PITBULL
Well, nah. I mean they went through the list, I got it here. We got a Mr Universe, Worldwide, Monday Night, Monday night Raw, Wrestlemania, PPV, Bean and a whole bunch of shit like strong, but we don’t have a Mr International. The council have agreed to allow you to use it.
KIDSGROVE
Wow, that’s awesome news.
PITBULL
You can have a ceremony like I did when I got a promotion to Mr Worldwide but that’s not necessary. You can start using it immediately.
KIDSGROVE
I’ll have the ceremony, for sure. This is a great honour.
PITBULL
You know it is. And you know the rule of the council of Misters right?
KIDSGROVE
Always represent.
PITBULL
Dale. As well as that, you gotta slip in the name at every opportunity, you dig? Why else you think I say Mr Worldwide in every song I do now? It’s part of the obligations from the council.
KIDSGROVE
Seen, seen. So how’s it work now?
PITBULL
Simple, you get your certificate at the ceremony in front of the council, yes Arnie will be there. You let the world know that you’re officially Mr International and that you’re certified. You continue to rock the world of everything you do and I, well I go rock Maggie’s world right now.
Pitbull stands up and moves toward the girls at the other end of the room. He stops and turns, looking to Kidsgrove
PITBULL
Oh and International. Don’t keep looking at Jenna like a puppy, do something about it, You’re a Mr now. Get some balls.
FADE OUT
END