Post by Roderick Cage on Nov 18, 2018 23:54:17 GMT -5
The scene opens up with an image of Roderick sitting across from the camera after a routine training session. After wiping the sweat from his brow, and one last long drink of water, he looked directly into he camera and sighed.
Roderick:
Whelp, here we go again. At this point do I even need to even go over this? I KNOW that I'm not the guy that the company wants to get behind, my lack of booking overall can attest to that. I mean seriously? I put on some of the best matches that this division has and I get a call maybe....once a month? "Hey Roddy, I know we never call you, but could you come on in and put the new flavor over? Again?", and yeah that's generally how the calls go. However, that doesn't mean I ain't going to go there and NOT entertain the holy hell out of the fans. Sure not being their GUY suck, but at least I know I put on the best show each and every time! So spicy turdface and Wigga Ice better be ready to hang else they're just going to fall to the wayside again!
With an overly dramatic flourish, Roderick sprang up from his seat and flipped the table over. Sending the camera flying in the process! WIth a thud! the camera hit the floor and the screen went black. However, the audio was still very much recording despite the unfortunate fall.
Roderick:
"Was that good enough for this joke?"
Unknown voice:
"We still had some time left...so....maybe?"
ROderick:
"Oh.....well crapsicles. Just roll that song and call it good? Maybe?"
After the incredibly awkward sounding echange took place the screen abruptly cut from the black void of the broken video to that of the Nyan Cat video. Yeah. He went there.
Roderick:
Whelp, here we go again. At this point do I even need to even go over this? I KNOW that I'm not the guy that the company wants to get behind, my lack of booking overall can attest to that. I mean seriously? I put on some of the best matches that this division has and I get a call maybe....once a month? "Hey Roddy, I know we never call you, but could you come on in and put the new flavor over? Again?", and yeah that's generally how the calls go. However, that doesn't mean I ain't going to go there and NOT entertain the holy hell out of the fans. Sure not being their GUY suck, but at least I know I put on the best show each and every time! So spicy turdface and Wigga Ice better be ready to hang else they're just going to fall to the wayside again!
With an overly dramatic flourish, Roderick sprang up from his seat and flipped the table over. Sending the camera flying in the process! WIth a thud! the camera hit the floor and the screen went black. However, the audio was still very much recording despite the unfortunate fall.
Roderick:
"Was that good enough for this joke?"
Unknown voice:
"We still had some time left...so....maybe?"
ROderick:
"Oh.....well crapsicles. Just roll that song and call it good? Maybe?"
After the incredibly awkward sounding echange took place the screen abruptly cut from the black void of the broken video to that of the Nyan Cat video. Yeah. He went there.