Alexander Pasternak
Professional Wrestler
Disappointing diamonds are the rarest of them all.
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Post by Alexander Pasternak on Nov 18, 2018 21:55:53 GMT -5
Alexander Pasternak is sitting in the driver's seat of his car recording a vertical cell phone video. His throwback white #BeachKrew bro tank is stained and wrinkled, and he looks as if he hasn't slept since October. A splotch of BBQ sauce rests at the corner of his mouth, which he pays no mind to as he clears his throat before addressing the camera.
Alexander Pasternak: I am going to fuck Twinkin Kinkly until he loves me. Heterosexually, of course. Have I mentioned I'm heterosexual today? Also Kyle Kemp's name is a fuckin' haven for all sorts of anti-Semitic nicknames but I ain't going there because I don't care for low-hanging fruit.
He drops the phone on his lap.
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