Post by Teddy Geisel on Nov 15, 2018 21:37:56 GMT -5
(Teddy Geisel is sitting in the London office of Random House Publishing Company. The name plate on the desk of the man in a dark suit that Teddy is talking to reads Will E. Fistchergashe. Teddy is wearing a FILA suede tracksuit with a Kangol bucket hat. He does not look pleased about the conversation he is having)
TEDDY GEISEL: Look Will, we’ve been over this way too many times. I am not writing under the name Teddy Geisel, and I am not going back and reprinting any of my books using Teddy Geisel.
WILL E. FISTCHERGASHE: Teddy, I don’t get it. There are so many reasons to use it. First, It’s your real name. I like pen names just as much as the next guy, but they are not always right. Secondly, The name Teddy Geisel is gaining a lot of popularity in that wrestling stuff you do. I learned last week that you are top 15 in merchandise sales. That across all demographics. You appeal to all of them Teddy! Let’s capitalize on this.
TEDDY GEISEL: Forget it Will. I write my books under the name Jack Mayoffer and I wrestle as Teddy Geisel. That’s not changing. Listen there’s something else.
WILL E. FISTCHERGASHE: I know Teddy. It’s a small world. As soon as I heard Luke Force was opening a publishing house, I knew you would be headed there. We’ve been together for 10 years and 13 books. Made a lot of money together. I’m going to miss you Teddy.
TEDDY GEISEL: You have always been great to me Will. But, this is something I have to do. The opportunity for me at Force Press is too much to pass up.
WILL E. FISTCHERGASHE: No hard feelings Teddy. Good luck, can’t wait for the next volume of Dictionary Dan.
(Teddy walks out of the Random House offices and onto Vauxhall Bridge Road in London. Puts shades on, even though the shitty London weather doesn’t call for them. He pulls a ringing phone out of his back pocket.)
TEDDY GEISEL: Luke! I did it. I’m done with Random House. He tried, I told him I wouldn’t release anything under Teddy Geisel. I know, it will be huge, I can’t wait. Speaking of huge, are you and Apex in London yet?
LUKE FORCE: Yeah, we are at the FU Corp HQ. It’s on Downing street, come on by, we’ll celebrate our new partnership.
TEDDY GEISEL: Sounds good, text me the address. Let me ask you something, you know of a good studio in London? I’ve something to say to Super Spicy and Roderick Cage
LUKE FORCE: Teddy, I’ve got one of the best quality studios in London right here. This is where we record all of our audiobooks. Get over here and get that shit off your chest.
TEDDY GEISEL: On my way. Hey what do know about these two guys?
LUKE FORCE: Well you see what’s up with Spicy. That bastard is here to sell curry. But he knows he ain’t selling curry if he ain’t winning matches. That makes him a little dangerous. Hard to say about Cage. He seems like a cat who caught fire at one point in his career, but fizzled out. Man, hurry up an get over here. Just hit the booth, grab the ears, and get busy.
( Teddy hops in tall a black cab)
It’s the new style
The Pay Per View style
The I’m way better than you style
Got your game solved, gumshoe style
You say you can win, that’s untrue style
The cream of the crop, 5th Avenue style
I tax your ass, internal revenue style
Got you layered and whipped, tiramisu style.
You're unequipped to handle my screw you style
Like a library book this ass kickin overdue style
I’m better than you look that’s my overview style
Got you locked down like you’s in a zoo style
My career is hot, killer barbeque style
Yours is not, winter Kalamazoo style
Kick both your asses, is what I do style.
Your game is out of date, platform shoe style
Just Knocked you out, like I chloroformed you style
Just Rocked you out and I did with a new style