Post by Karlie Nash on Nov 13, 2018 3:33:40 GMT -5
Karlie is sitting in her hotel in Oxford, the adrenaline still running through her body, she lost the UCI number one contender match after being screwed over once again by a referee, story of her career lately, but hey The UCI title is a much lesser belt than the one she would be chasing at Turmoil, Karlie was shocked to be given a shot at Sydney J Warwick’s Heavyweight Title, and even though L Verez had been thrown into the match, just means she would have to work harder to achieve something she knows she deserves, and that ref that had screwed her over, well he won’t be refereeing any more matches, Karlie had made sure of that. Karlie flipped through the channels.
Karlie: English television sucks.
She continued to flip the channels only to be interrupted by a knock on the door, she opened to door to the hot mom she had met before the show.
Karlie: I was wondering if you were really going to show up.
Woman: I wasn’t going to miss the chance to be another notch in your bedpost.
Karlie smiled and invited her in, they walked over and sat on the bed.
Karlie: Take off your coat and get comfortable.
The woman removes her coat and her shirt was really tight and highlighted her large breasts.
Karlie: Wow.
The woman smiled and tossed her coat on the floor.
Woman: I’m sorry but I didn’t introduce myself earlier, I’m Nigella.
Karlie: Oh like the chef chick that I’ve seen on TV.
Nigella: Yeah.
Karlie then realized that the Nigella sitting on her bed and the T.V chef was the same person.
Karlie: Your Nigella Lawson, wow I mean, I’ve never been with a celebrity before.
Nigella: I’m no different than the other ladies you’ve been with Karlie.
Karlie: Well I guess I’ll have to find that out for myself.
Nigella moved closer to Karlie and they kissed.
The next morning as Nigella is leaving, Nikki and Tracy are walking down the hall, and pass Nigella.
Nikki: I don’t believe it, she actually banged her.
Tracy: What are you talking about.
Nikki: Before the show, we met a girl and her mom, and the mom was really interested in Karlie, and Karlie gave her room number.
Tracy: Really.
Nikki: So I guess mommy did want some Karlie.
Tracy nodded her head as the met Karlie coming out of her room.
Karlie: I know what you're both going to say.
Tracy: What you do in private is none of our business.
Karlie: She was really good though.
Nikki: Don’t need to know that.
Tracy: Yeah we have more important things to discuss anyway.
Karlie, Tracy, and Nikki exit the hotel and later are sitting in a little cafe.
Tracy: I still can’t believe that you were given a world title shot, sure you deserve it for all the crap you had to endured lately, but I still have some reservations though.
Karlie: I know exactly what your thinking, you think this is going to be the biggest screwing over of me yet.
Tracy: That’s exactly what I’m thinking, I have no idea what Torture and Gravedigger’s motivations are, and Camila failed so many times that she might screw all of over just to be spiteful.
Karlie: She might, but that would be her funeral wouldn’t it.
Some fans approach the table.
Nikki: Always when we're eating, go eat your Yorkshire pudding.
Fan: Well, you're some bloody rude.
Tracy: Were having lunch, so maybe you could be kind enough to let us finish, maybe Karlie and Nikki will give you an autograph.
The fans walk away and sit back down at their table. Karlie, Tracy, and Nikki finish their lunch and as they’re walking out they look over at the fans, smile then walk out.
Karlie, Tracy, and Nikki are heading back towards their hotel, Tracy is tapping on her phone.
Tracy: Turmoil is a big event, and fans are piling into London and Wembley Stadium is probably going to be sold out, getting premier hotel rooms were tough but I managed to get what you wanted, but a penthouse suite wasn’t cheap.
Nikki: You know I can afford a penthouse suite in any city in the world, endorsement deals pay really well.
Tracy: Speaking of endorsements, a lingerie company in Boston is interested in you, and they want to speak to you after we get back from England.
Nikki: I could use a trip to Boston.
Karlie: I’m sure you do.
Nikki: Shut up.
Tracy: Am I missing something.
Nikki: No nothing at all, moving on.
Tracy: Okay. So what's on the agenda next.
Karlie: To get out of this shithole as quickly as possible.
Nikki: I second that
They make it back to the hotel pack their bags and check out.
Several hours later we find Karlie Nash at Stonehenge, sitting in the middle of the massive structure.
Karlie: I could have chosen anywhere to do my promo but for some reason I chose to come here to Stonehenge, one reason for that some folks believe that this place was built by aliens, I never believed in aliens until one day in UCI I met a real one in L Verez, from planet I don’t give a fuck, because frankly, I don’t, you know L you and I actually have a lot in common we’ve both had to claw and scratch for every opportunity, the difference is I never had anyone to help me, did I L, not like you, you had your friends in the Guardians, friends who one by one have abandoned you, Alex Richards, Damian Kaine, Bonnie Blue, Jaice Wilds, and the guy who doesn’t want me mentioning his name in my promos anymore will fuck you, Wade Moor, guess you just lost another hundred dollars, I guess you won’t be buying soap this week, and even Wade abandoned you L, you can play with all the time machines and simulators you want it won’t change the fact they all abandoned you, sure you have zima or whatever her name is, but when it comes to stepping inside a wrestling ring she appears to be quite useless to you and if your offended by that I don’t care, what can you possibly do to me that you haven’t already done to me, while using illegal alien technology I might add, I have said I respect you because we face the same type of discrimination, but wrestling wise L I’m done respecting you, your nothing to me but a obstacle to the world title a title I deserve more than you or Sidney J fucking Warwick, whether you think so or not, so reserve all the positive vibes you can, you can use them to get to console yourself after you see me leaving the ring at Turmoil as the new Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.
Karlie takes a few deep breaths.
Karlie: Paranoia can be a real bitch, luckily I don’t suffer from paranoia, unlike our Heavyweight Champion, it must suck hey Sid having to look over your shoulder every hour of the day, you have to be aware of Lockhart carrying around Wade’s title shot, oops mentioned Wade again, what that four times now, guess your out four hundred bucks hey Wade, better make that five hundred. Sidney you have a right to feel paranoia, for there is somebody coming to Turmoil to take your title, and it's not some stupid femalien, it’s me and after Turmoil when you wake up and your body is feeling numb from head to toe, have the nurse playback Turmoil and watch me dropping you on your head without any care of malice, you will realize that it wasn’t paranoia that got you, it was the Premier Athlete Karlie Nash your new champion.
Karlie stands up and looks around.
Karlie: Honestly I don’t see what the big deal is.
Karlie: English television sucks.
She continued to flip the channels only to be interrupted by a knock on the door, she opened to door to the hot mom she had met before the show.
Karlie: I was wondering if you were really going to show up.
Woman: I wasn’t going to miss the chance to be another notch in your bedpost.
Karlie smiled and invited her in, they walked over and sat on the bed.
Karlie: Take off your coat and get comfortable.
The woman removes her coat and her shirt was really tight and highlighted her large breasts.
Karlie: Wow.
The woman smiled and tossed her coat on the floor.
Woman: I’m sorry but I didn’t introduce myself earlier, I’m Nigella.
Karlie: Oh like the chef chick that I’ve seen on TV.
Nigella: Yeah.
Karlie then realized that the Nigella sitting on her bed and the T.V chef was the same person.
Karlie: Your Nigella Lawson, wow I mean, I’ve never been with a celebrity before.
Nigella: I’m no different than the other ladies you’ve been with Karlie.
Karlie: Well I guess I’ll have to find that out for myself.
Nigella moved closer to Karlie and they kissed.
The next morning as Nigella is leaving, Nikki and Tracy are walking down the hall, and pass Nigella.
Nikki: I don’t believe it, she actually banged her.
Tracy: What are you talking about.
Nikki: Before the show, we met a girl and her mom, and the mom was really interested in Karlie, and Karlie gave her room number.
Tracy: Really.
Nikki: So I guess mommy did want some Karlie.
Tracy nodded her head as the met Karlie coming out of her room.
Karlie: I know what you're both going to say.
Tracy: What you do in private is none of our business.
Karlie: She was really good though.
Nikki: Don’t need to know that.
Tracy: Yeah we have more important things to discuss anyway.
Karlie, Tracy, and Nikki exit the hotel and later are sitting in a little cafe.
Tracy: I still can’t believe that you were given a world title shot, sure you deserve it for all the crap you had to endured lately, but I still have some reservations though.
Karlie: I know exactly what your thinking, you think this is going to be the biggest screwing over of me yet.
Tracy: That’s exactly what I’m thinking, I have no idea what Torture and Gravedigger’s motivations are, and Camila failed so many times that she might screw all of over just to be spiteful.
Karlie: She might, but that would be her funeral wouldn’t it.
Some fans approach the table.
Nikki: Always when we're eating, go eat your Yorkshire pudding.
Fan: Well, you're some bloody rude.
Tracy: Were having lunch, so maybe you could be kind enough to let us finish, maybe Karlie and Nikki will give you an autograph.
The fans walk away and sit back down at their table. Karlie, Tracy, and Nikki finish their lunch and as they’re walking out they look over at the fans, smile then walk out.
Karlie, Tracy, and Nikki are heading back towards their hotel, Tracy is tapping on her phone.
Tracy: Turmoil is a big event, and fans are piling into London and Wembley Stadium is probably going to be sold out, getting premier hotel rooms were tough but I managed to get what you wanted, but a penthouse suite wasn’t cheap.
Nikki: You know I can afford a penthouse suite in any city in the world, endorsement deals pay really well.
Tracy: Speaking of endorsements, a lingerie company in Boston is interested in you, and they want to speak to you after we get back from England.
Nikki: I could use a trip to Boston.
Karlie: I’m sure you do.
Nikki: Shut up.
Tracy: Am I missing something.
Nikki: No nothing at all, moving on.
Tracy: Okay. So what's on the agenda next.
Karlie: To get out of this shithole as quickly as possible.
Nikki: I second that
They make it back to the hotel pack their bags and check out.
Several hours later we find Karlie Nash at Stonehenge, sitting in the middle of the massive structure.
Karlie: I could have chosen anywhere to do my promo but for some reason I chose to come here to Stonehenge, one reason for that some folks believe that this place was built by aliens, I never believed in aliens until one day in UCI I met a real one in L Verez, from planet I don’t give a fuck, because frankly, I don’t, you know L you and I actually have a lot in common we’ve both had to claw and scratch for every opportunity, the difference is I never had anyone to help me, did I L, not like you, you had your friends in the Guardians, friends who one by one have abandoned you, Alex Richards, Damian Kaine, Bonnie Blue, Jaice Wilds, and the guy who doesn’t want me mentioning his name in my promos anymore will fuck you, Wade Moor, guess you just lost another hundred dollars, I guess you won’t be buying soap this week, and even Wade abandoned you L, you can play with all the time machines and simulators you want it won’t change the fact they all abandoned you, sure you have zima or whatever her name is, but when it comes to stepping inside a wrestling ring she appears to be quite useless to you and if your offended by that I don’t care, what can you possibly do to me that you haven’t already done to me, while using illegal alien technology I might add, I have said I respect you because we face the same type of discrimination, but wrestling wise L I’m done respecting you, your nothing to me but a obstacle to the world title a title I deserve more than you or Sidney J fucking Warwick, whether you think so or not, so reserve all the positive vibes you can, you can use them to get to console yourself after you see me leaving the ring at Turmoil as the new Action Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.
Karlie takes a few deep breaths.
Karlie: Paranoia can be a real bitch, luckily I don’t suffer from paranoia, unlike our Heavyweight Champion, it must suck hey Sid having to look over your shoulder every hour of the day, you have to be aware of Lockhart carrying around Wade’s title shot, oops mentioned Wade again, what that four times now, guess your out four hundred bucks hey Wade, better make that five hundred. Sidney you have a right to feel paranoia, for there is somebody coming to Turmoil to take your title, and it's not some stupid femalien, it’s me and after Turmoil when you wake up and your body is feeling numb from head to toe, have the nurse playback Turmoil and watch me dropping you on your head without any care of malice, you will realize that it wasn’t paranoia that got you, it was the Premier Athlete Karlie Nash your new champion.
Karlie stands up and looks around.
Karlie: Honestly I don’t see what the big deal is.