Post by T.F.K. on Nov 11, 2018 22:56:10 GMT -5
(TFK) V/O
So, yeah that little bitch bastard, Andre cost me my shot at Wrestler of the Year and allowed Spencer Adams to squeak past me yet again… Ugh, Pisses me off, to say the least… but what came of it, I ask you? An opportunity to wrestle for a title that is below my US title? Pfft, UCI is nothing more than a urinary tract infection of the wrestling world and that's saying a lot considering that flea infested bastard, Zombie McMorris carried the company right into its very implosion… Which I'm sure he doesn't remind people of that fact, now does he?
Thad voice continues to carry along in the void of darkness.
(TFK) V/O
Three bums still clinging to the past of a fallen company that was only a second rate WCF if you truly think about it… But then again, Action Wrestling has been mentioned in that same light recently, hasn't it? Anyone who really made a big splash in UCI was a WCF alum or reject… Now before Casey Holliday throws her arms up in the air, followed by L Verez… I'll come back to you two in a minute. This is solely about Zombie McMorris and Karlie Nash. Karlie Nash is a reject from all circles of life and UCI was the land of misfit toys that she fit perfectly with. In its ending, Karlie found herself and her contract being passed around like a drunk Tara Reid at a Sharknado screening… Any Sharknado screening for that matter… Even in Zander's mom's basement… She's not picky and yet neither is Karlie Nash. She sold her MILF porn to a vampire for christ's sake and she still got passed around until she landed in Action Wrestling, as a sopping wet case of sloppy thirds.
Insert crowd laughter.
(TFK) V/O
She's a walking punchline and she craves being roasted just like a washed up celeb, yet she couldn't even hold Florence Henderson's cum covered nighty, let alone bag such a cougar as Mrs. Brady. Karlie Nash believes she's some kind of Alpha, but she is a walking fictional mess who now has saddled up with an Amazonian man beast who makes that Fabio look alike Rose, look halfway attractive if you overlook her Adam's apple.
(Zander Hobbs) V/O
You seem really pissed off, Thad… Would you like me to make some pizza rolls?
(TFK) V/O
Of course I'm pissed off! And of course I'd like some pizza rolls! I am a product of Action Wrestling and I have put in the work to make this company what it is today! Then along comes the Coked up Mad Man to do what he does best… He makes it all about himself. He kills poor Link before the kid can gain traction and he moves on… He's known for snorting coke and winning gold, sometimes both at the same time in fact. Zombie McMorris understands the predatory nature that gets him what he wants in this world, fact… But he doesn't know how it feels to be the prey… He's always looking to find a way to slap his name and his fuggly mug on something. He's not picky, which makes him and Nash a perfect pair… I mean look at this magazine cover…
(TFK) V/O
This man knows no bounds and he'll do anything for a dollar… Hell a cent. Wouldn't be surprised to see him doing a Astroglide commercial next week with Link's ass playing a part in it… But that's just Z, right? Doesn't give a fuck like a honey badger. Speaks so poorly of himself, acts like he doesn't give two shits about it, just so his opponent's words don't carry weight? We've all seen that angle a million times with Zombs. Give the guy his accolades and let him flaunt that shit for all it's worth, but he's still not the guy who can carry this company to highest of levels… Because the last time he carried a company, he might as well have threw it in a volcano. There's a reason why ZMac isn't the shareholder’s pick to carry Action Wrestling and he never will be. What person with a sane mind would let ZMac anywhere near their children, let alone their bread and butter… But here we are witnessing Tort and Digger stroking their little maggot infested pitbull's ego as they turn him loose on all titles in what they claim is their baby…
(Zander) V/O
Would you like ranch for dipping, Thad?
(TFK) V/O
Get the fuck outta here with that shit, just bring em on.
(Zander) V/O
Okay, okay…
(TFK) V/O
For fucksake, long story short, ZMac is a terrible representation for a wrestler as much as he is for a Zombie...
(TFK) V/O
R.I.P. Romero… A brilliant man who brought Zombies to the silver screen… What do you think he'd say about Zombie McMorris parading around as the undead? He'd probably laugh his ass off, do a line of coke with Z, and shoot a film about Z's life… Well that's at least how ZMac would spin it, right? That's his thing, because he's too cool for simple banter. He's the God of all media and he's the master of the dank meme…
(TFK) V/O
I don't give a shit about this childish playground cyber bullying fist fight… I want to step in the ring and shut his mouth up for a change. Be the guy who stands his ground knocks the Zombie out of Mr. McMorris, because every opponent he has had, played into his little game… Just like poor Georgie being drawn in by that soulless Pennywise… ZMac takes an arm and anything else he can take from those in his trap. Insert Shea Clap and a well placed FGT and LOLZ, you have yourself a ZMac promo… Maybe a few 10 minute ramble intervals that could battle Boomhauer from King of the Hill.
(Zander) V/O
Here's your pizza rolls, sir.
(TFK) V/O
Thanks, Zander.
(Zander) V/O
I'm gonna go run a train on some chicken fingers, peace.
(TFK) V/O
Zombie McMorris is about learn that I'm more than some 2X US Champion… I'm more than a smut director's son… And more than a future Action Wrestling World champion. I'm a true product of this company and I will lift it to the highest level so ass holes like ZMac won't destroy it.
(TFK) V/O
Is this really the face you want to give a second chance to, to carry a company to highest pinnacle? I wouldn't and I won't for that matter. ZMac's rise stops with TFK and I'll gladly take that strap off of Casey Holliday while I'm at it… As i mentioned I will be coming back to her and L. Because those bitches aren't as bad as they think they are… They just haven't had the right person to square off to remind them of that fact. TFK is Action Wrestling and I like the Goonies, I will never say DIE!
(TFK) V/O
Nash and Z, see you at Clash… Where you realize who this company needs to carry it… Tort and Digger, i hope you're paying attention.
So, yeah that little bitch bastard, Andre cost me my shot at Wrestler of the Year and allowed Spencer Adams to squeak past me yet again… Ugh, Pisses me off, to say the least… but what came of it, I ask you? An opportunity to wrestle for a title that is below my US title? Pfft, UCI is nothing more than a urinary tract infection of the wrestling world and that's saying a lot considering that flea infested bastard, Zombie McMorris carried the company right into its very implosion… Which I'm sure he doesn't remind people of that fact, now does he?
Thad voice continues to carry along in the void of darkness.
(TFK) V/O
Three bums still clinging to the past of a fallen company that was only a second rate WCF if you truly think about it… But then again, Action Wrestling has been mentioned in that same light recently, hasn't it? Anyone who really made a big splash in UCI was a WCF alum or reject… Now before Casey Holliday throws her arms up in the air, followed by L Verez… I'll come back to you two in a minute. This is solely about Zombie McMorris and Karlie Nash. Karlie Nash is a reject from all circles of life and UCI was the land of misfit toys that she fit perfectly with. In its ending, Karlie found herself and her contract being passed around like a drunk Tara Reid at a Sharknado screening… Any Sharknado screening for that matter… Even in Zander's mom's basement… She's not picky and yet neither is Karlie Nash. She sold her MILF porn to a vampire for christ's sake and she still got passed around until she landed in Action Wrestling, as a sopping wet case of sloppy thirds.
Insert crowd laughter.
(TFK) V/O
She's a walking punchline and she craves being roasted just like a washed up celeb, yet she couldn't even hold Florence Henderson's cum covered nighty, let alone bag such a cougar as Mrs. Brady. Karlie Nash believes she's some kind of Alpha, but she is a walking fictional mess who now has saddled up with an Amazonian man beast who makes that Fabio look alike Rose, look halfway attractive if you overlook her Adam's apple.
(Zander Hobbs) V/O
You seem really pissed off, Thad… Would you like me to make some pizza rolls?
(TFK) V/O
Of course I'm pissed off! And of course I'd like some pizza rolls! I am a product of Action Wrestling and I have put in the work to make this company what it is today! Then along comes the Coked up Mad Man to do what he does best… He makes it all about himself. He kills poor Link before the kid can gain traction and he moves on… He's known for snorting coke and winning gold, sometimes both at the same time in fact. Zombie McMorris understands the predatory nature that gets him what he wants in this world, fact… But he doesn't know how it feels to be the prey… He's always looking to find a way to slap his name and his fuggly mug on something. He's not picky, which makes him and Nash a perfect pair… I mean look at this magazine cover…
(TFK) V/O
This man knows no bounds and he'll do anything for a dollar… Hell a cent. Wouldn't be surprised to see him doing a Astroglide commercial next week with Link's ass playing a part in it… But that's just Z, right? Doesn't give a fuck like a honey badger. Speaks so poorly of himself, acts like he doesn't give two shits about it, just so his opponent's words don't carry weight? We've all seen that angle a million times with Zombs. Give the guy his accolades and let him flaunt that shit for all it's worth, but he's still not the guy who can carry this company to highest of levels… Because the last time he carried a company, he might as well have threw it in a volcano. There's a reason why ZMac isn't the shareholder’s pick to carry Action Wrestling and he never will be. What person with a sane mind would let ZMac anywhere near their children, let alone their bread and butter… But here we are witnessing Tort and Digger stroking their little maggot infested pitbull's ego as they turn him loose on all titles in what they claim is their baby…
(Zander) V/O
Would you like ranch for dipping, Thad?
(TFK) V/O
Get the fuck outta here with that shit, just bring em on.
(Zander) V/O
Okay, okay…
(TFK) V/O
For fucksake, long story short, ZMac is a terrible representation for a wrestler as much as he is for a Zombie...
(TFK) V/O
R.I.P. Romero… A brilliant man who brought Zombies to the silver screen… What do you think he'd say about Zombie McMorris parading around as the undead? He'd probably laugh his ass off, do a line of coke with Z, and shoot a film about Z's life… Well that's at least how ZMac would spin it, right? That's his thing, because he's too cool for simple banter. He's the God of all media and he's the master of the dank meme…
(TFK) V/O
I don't give a shit about this childish playground cyber bullying fist fight… I want to step in the ring and shut his mouth up for a change. Be the guy who stands his ground knocks the Zombie out of Mr. McMorris, because every opponent he has had, played into his little game… Just like poor Georgie being drawn in by that soulless Pennywise… ZMac takes an arm and anything else he can take from those in his trap. Insert Shea Clap and a well placed FGT and LOLZ, you have yourself a ZMac promo… Maybe a few 10 minute ramble intervals that could battle Boomhauer from King of the Hill.
(Zander) V/O
Here's your pizza rolls, sir.
(TFK) V/O
Thanks, Zander.
(Zander) V/O
I'm gonna go run a train on some chicken fingers, peace.
(TFK) V/O
Zombie McMorris is about learn that I'm more than some 2X US Champion… I'm more than a smut director's son… And more than a future Action Wrestling World champion. I'm a true product of this company and I will lift it to the highest level so ass holes like ZMac won't destroy it.
(TFK) V/O
Is this really the face you want to give a second chance to, to carry a company to highest pinnacle? I wouldn't and I won't for that matter. ZMac's rise stops with TFK and I'll gladly take that strap off of Casey Holliday while I'm at it… As i mentioned I will be coming back to her and L. Because those bitches aren't as bad as they think they are… They just haven't had the right person to square off to remind them of that fact. TFK is Action Wrestling and I like the Goonies, I will never say DIE!
(TFK) V/O
Nash and Z, see you at Clash… Where you realize who this company needs to carry it… Tort and Digger, i hope you're paying attention.