Post by Teddy Geisel on Nov 11, 2018 22:27:19 GMT -5
Teddy Geisel is on the phone with his manager Luke Force.
Teddy: I’m totally cool with it. Tag team or not, I’m here to compete. If it takes a shit load of tag and gimmick matches, then I’m down. Anyway, this will be a great opportunity to study Wilds, get a good idea of what he is all about. See you in Liverpool.
Looks like this week they’ve got me tag teamin it
I’ve got some plans for this match, yeah, I’m scheming it
QDT will submit, he’ll be screamin it
You thought you had it won, but you were dreamin it.
Your old man’s always up your ass, I bet he put some cream in it
I got an ass kicking coupon for you, Monday I’m redeeming it.
Your chance to win is like your balls, shrinking cause I’m freezing it.
I’m the greatest of them all, now I’m thinking you're believin it.
I just killed your career, that sinking feeling is you grievin it.
Now pick your pride up off my mat, I don’t want you leavin it.
It’s like trash, worthless, ain’t nobody thievin it
Get your doctor’s number on speed dial, you’ll be needin it.
He helps reduce the pain, I like increasin it.
Your career is a joke, like a Jackie Gleason bit.
You're like a teenage dick, someone’s always beatin it
Like it owes money and won’t pay it back
We’ll gobble your team up like our favorite snack
Edwards is a nothing partner, QDT will have to pull his slack
My partner better than yours, that’s why he rocks the strap.
Edwards is second generation, that’s two generations of crap
You already fell into my trap
You think a win against me puts you on the map
Probably so, but you're a long way from that
But not a long way from getting pinned to the mat
Which is where I will put you, flat on your back
Then I choose a 3 count or do I want you to tap.
It’s a tough decision, but I’ll make that
I pinned you or you quit, that’s the recap.
Alright Jaice Wilds, let’s do this thing
Don’t care if they quit or we get the pin
Just know that you and I are getting the win.
Later we’ll deal with that piece of gold and tin
I’ll beat you soon and my reign will begin
The difference between us is razor thin
Hard to separate like a Siamese twin
They’ll write books about our matches like Huckleberry Finn
But you're not Tom Sawyer and this ain’t pretend
For tonight what real is you and I are friends
Whether I beg, borrow, or steal; we’ll go at it again
I’m sure you’ve noticed a certain trend
I enter a match, and I win in the end
I never break, I may slightly bend
But a party for winners is what I attend.
So tonight lets focus on the scrubs we are facing
You needn’t worry about the guys who are chasing
You with the silly dream of replacing
Your name with thiers on that gold metal facing
Of that title belt you are wisely embracing
You're the hunted now which is why you are pacing
It won’t be long before Teddy Geisel is placing
The belt around the man who is amazing
I’m the man who will next be engraving
My name on that belt and make it my plaything
So let me stop now ranting and raving
And explain exactly what Geisel and Wilds are craving.
At the end of the match, our two hands are raising
High in the air while you two are gazing
At the lights up there cause that’s the way you are facing
Flat on the mat and there is no escaping
The loss has been given it required taking
You’ve been exposed as wrestlers who are faking
Like you have talent, but that façade is breaking
The dream is over, it’s time you start waking
And realize this whole time you’ve been mistaking
This match as a doable undertaking
It isn’t, you lost and your pride is aching.