Post by Lincoln Kuechly on Nov 10, 2018 16:29:52 GMT -5
Life’s a beach.
“Winter in America is cold, I needed to find somewhere else to hang out and enjoy the warmth. California, you are my kind of place”
We hear a voice that sounds familiar utter this statement. The camera then opens up and shows a drone shot of a beach. The shot keeps on moving and showing us more and more of the beach. The camera then changes to a ground level shot. We then see a sign for the beach, it reads “Naples Beach, Florida”. “Welcome to Naples, close as can be to the Everglades. Home of some crazy creatures and some fucked up people” We hear that familiar once speak again. The camera then shows Lincoln Kuechly. He is laid back on the sunbed. He is wearing swimming shorts and is topless, showing off his chiselled body. He sits up once he notices that the camera is on him, he then smiles at the camera. He grabs a bottle of beer out of the cooler next to him.
“What a nice time to relax. I think I deserve some relaxation, I’ve been touring the world lately and putting on a show for all the Action Wrestling and Lincoln Kuechly fans” Lincoln says before using a bottle opener to crack open the beer and he then takes a sip of it. “Remember kids, beer only, not drugs. You do not want to grow up and become Ryan Lockhart. That would be a parents worst fear. Can you imagine your child coming up to you and confessing that his idol was Ryan Lockhart? You would just have to put them up for adoption on the spot. No child of mine would ever see that disgrace of a man as a idol. Cocaine is a no, just look what it has done to Ryan Lockhart. Look how delusional he is and how he genuinely thinks that he is better than me. He’s a fucking idiot” Lincoln laughs to himself as he takes another sip of his bud light.
“Wade! Wade Moor! Is that you?!” Lincoln shouts across the beach. He shoots to his feet and is trying to get the attention of a man across the beach. The camera then pans and shows a morbidly obsese man walking across the beach. He has a very large beard and is very fat. “Damn, I wonder why Wade is ignoring me. I really wanted to speak to him” Lincoln then laughs to himself as he quite obviously realises that this man isn’t Wade Moor. “Wade must be in a mood after #FightSmart stood up to him and his cunt of a crew. He knows how badly we are going to fuck him up when we get the opportunity. He’s a wanker and the fact that Torture is constantly letting him break rules is stupid. He gets away with murder that man. I thought we were supposed to actually be punishing men who don’t follow the rules, why has he been allowed back? Why the fuck was he suspended only to just be allowed back into the company? I would absolutely love for Torture to explain that. There’s a bigger chance of Ryan Lockhart winning an important match than that happening though. Torture and Gravedigger have set a dangerous fucking precedent with their actions surrounding the whole Wade Moor issue. They punished him at first and then decided that he is too important to punish. They made it very clear that the top guys here are allowed to do whatever the hell they want and that they can avoid punishment. This means that I can get away with whatever I want. This means that #FightSmart can do whatever the fuck we want and we will avoid any sort of punishment because we are the money makers for this company. God, we must have the stupidest leaders in the world. I suppose that is a theme they seem to be going for in this godforsaken country” Lincoln then downs the bottle of bud light and proceeds to grab another out of the cooler. He then cracks that one open again.
“Well, it looks like #FightSmart have some competition. It’s not very strong competition but it’s competition nevertheless. I don’t know how much I have said it but I will say it again, this company is not WCF. It never has been and it never should be. This company is meant to be an improved. This company is meant to be better than that company. This leads me to ask the question. Why are the decision makers so desperate to allow Action Wrestling to replicate everything that WCF has done? We’ve allowed a god awful iteration of a poor WCF stable to show up here. Kyle Kemp was the only good member of Beachkrew anyway and he is a member of a far bigger and better team now. This is just a poor iteration of a poor stable that should have died a long time ago. Do people not realise that WCF struggles for a reason? Why is this company allowing the same washed up stars to rule the roost here as well? It’s pathetic and dangerous and will damage the future of this company. We do all know the truth in why this is all allowed to happen. We know that Gravedigger and Torture love their WCF. Is it really a surprise that two WCF Hall of Famers are obsessed with signing former WCF guys? The bias that they show to absolutely anyone that has WCF connections is frightening and will fuck the future of this company. Let’s just take the career of SJW for example. Remember that SJW used to be apart of #FightSmart. He used to wear a mask and be called Max Masked. Max Masked had absolutely no links to WCF. How many number one contender matches was Max Masked placed in? Absolutely zero. He then reveals himself to be SJW, a man that has a lot of connections to WCF. What a surprise he then gets put in a number 1 contenders match almost immediately, and he is now the World Champion. It’s a fucking disgrace and it would be fucking fantastic if this bullshit was fixed and fixed asap. Let’s make one thing clear here”
Lincoln then stands up and looks directly into the camera. His happy face has gone and he looks a lot more serious now. He begins shouting towards the camera and the camera begins to fade to black as he shouts the following things:
Fuck Torture.
Fuck Gravedigger.
Fuck Camilla Gonzalez.
Fuck Wade Moor.
Fuck Ryan Lockhart
Fuck Jared Holmes.
Fuck Alexander Pasternak.
Fuck WCF.
I suppose I better actually address the match I have this week, even if it is a massive waste of time. I am not entirely sure why the decision makers in this place create such pointless matches. Why do two men of my and Kemp’s quality need to be in this match? We are far too fucking talented to be facing genuine enhancement talent, it’s just a waste of everyones time. The result of this match is quite obvious, why is it happening? Couldn’t this company use two of it’s top four stars in a better fashion? Kyle and I could be facing up against men with actual talent, not some enhancement talent who have been hired solely to make Tortures little friends look good. We all know that this guys are used to face up against Moor, Holmes, Lockhart and the other guy to give them pointless victories that help their win to loss ratio. I am absolutely shocked that Torture has allowed Kyle and I to face them and boost our win to loss ratio. We win quite obviously make light work of our competition and pick up an easy victory. I am just not seeing the point of this match happening.