Post by Super Spicy Jr. on Nov 4, 2018 23:04:36 GMT -5
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEYAIYAIYAIYAAAAAAAI!!!!!
I!
HAVE!
ARRIIIIIIIIVED!!!
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And I can't find a place to park my truck!!!
That is right! You are speaking to the one!
The only!
SUPER!
SPICY!
JUUUUUUUUNIOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
You like my truck, yes? I provide the spicy sauces that will tingle your taste buds and leave you begging for more!
And now, we are THE official food truck of Action Wrestling!
...Well, one of them, anyway.
STILL! We're the first to have our own wrestler compete on brand! ME! We'll be number one in no time!
And all I, the Allspice of Action Wrestling, need to do is bring the heat to four bumholes! That's right; you all will be shitting fire for weeks when I'm through with you all!
What's my secret? Any time I win, you win, my favorite customers! Every week I win, you get $2 off your order! That means our famous $8 Tandoori Chicken would only be $6! What a deal!
No god or king can resist my spices! In fact, I have the perfect throne for them!
Its nice, yes? Perfect for a royal bum to squat over, right? But Preston, Knight, you two will need to take turns tuckering turds, because I, the Coriander Crusader, will flush your chances at the 201 title away!
We only use locally sourced ingredients in our dishes! That's right, we are talking one hundred percent fresh...unlike Teddy Geisel! OHH, THE CURRY FURY STRIKES AGAIN! You won't be spinnin' tracks anytime soon! Nah, you'll be setting fire to your own toilet!
Our food has unique flavors to excite the taste buds, and to entice every trip back to the truck. We make every order special and unforgettable...unlike QUIXOTE DELLA TORA! ZING! ...I had more on another flashcard, but I think I dropped it in the curry vat this morning. Guess that's why it didn't taste as great as it usually does...
ANYWAY!
Curry Fury will be running wild throughout Action Wrestling, and I, The Allspice, Super Spicy Jr, am here to supply! Our truck is located out at the main entrance of the arena...or it will be once my entrance is over! We'll also be serving up our spicy selections all throughout the arena! Lets be honest, though; the best place to get food truck food is straight from the food truck! Right?! OF COURSE I'M RIGHT!
This has been a Curry On the Runs paid advertisement, endorsed by Action Wrestling's Own Super Spicy Jr.